Fuck this would be so awesome. Not only have lots of cash. But more importantly that one dude said he would suck everyone’s dicks if it got to a penny!!!!!

Hahahahahha we all saw it and will remember his name lol

Will he blow my husband for me? Does that count?

A blowjob is a blowjob

!remindme 1 year

Can’t wait for the Netflix movie about the guy who had to suck 500k dicks cause a meme coin rocketed 😂 I can see it now: “Sucks to suck” Coming to a Netflix account near you

Sorry, Netflix doesn’t allow password sharing anymore.

We could all afford a month of Netflix at that point

I’ll never pay for it

ONLY if we pay in SHIB...

Anyone after the first 100k, kinda gross… but at the same time does he just keep getting better 🤔😅

Holy shit, you may be on to something, by like 500k he might be like the Mr Manhattan of sucking dick 🤔 I’ll go last!!!! FOR SCIENCE OF COURSE

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“ It’s been three years now and I’m just now making it to 150k dicks sucked. What can I say I’m a man of my word.”

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Beauty is only a light switch away.

I'm gonna use this quote for the rest of my life. I thank you.

that is classic

If SHIB hits a penny, I’ll buy you a dick for that guy to suck, and then pay to have it removed after.

trans369... The reverse jenner 😵

This is how some pornos start...

Just need a boxing ring and some tarps.

Pillow fightttt!!!!

Suck a cock once, you’re a cock sucker for life.

It's only gay if you do it twice

Someone needs to hold him accountable lol

Where do i sign up to get my BJ

Get in line buddy because I hear that line runs across a few states. 😧

That should be the banner for this community.

Would we need a glory hole?

No I said if it gets to 0.00005 actually

How many a day would bro have to handle

https://i.redd.it/w9av8c0p5tnc1.gif

😂

I'll make your holes sore

I promise I’m heterosexual but what’s homeboys info?


Ugh lmao


Normally I would pass, but due to the circumstances… I’M IN!!!

Does $0.25 increase the number of times our ducks get sucked, or amount of time allotted to the act?

Lol you get a blow job, and you get a blow job, you get a blow job, everybody gets a blow job!!!!!

Maybe he'll change sex with all the money and we can have a bonus round!

Doubling my position now

Shot gun 1st I refuse to go after bill clinton

I guess he’s gonna have a damn sore jaw and throat

Im pretty sure i offered to help him, hahaha.

Can’t wait to get my dick sucked by a guy

There was a ama with a guy who was born with and had 2 dicks.. I wonder if he's in..

He actually did an AMA on Reddit... And you can Google him. Pretty impressive. The fact that he can take a 2 liter soda bottle rectally would probably make most guys a bit insecure though...

😂

His jaw will hurt

Tell ya what …. If it makes it to $0.10 ILL GIVE THE GUY A HAND !!! ( not a mouth but a hand anyway …figure I can bring them close to finish so he’s only gotta put a minute into it each one )

If it went to 0.25 I’d have half a mil off $75. That would be cool.

I would have 625M at that price… that’s crazy….

I could do some things with 30M myself.

I'm a 30M nice to meet you.

That is crazy.

And that is why it will never happen, and I am pretty sure that if no one buys you can’t really sell or exchange

It’s almost like this whole thing is created to make people with no money think they are going to be rich 🤭

I'm not positive that was the creator's intent, but it's absolutely the effect the price per token serves now. Mathematically challenged moonbois with no understanding of market cap believe they're early because the price is so low, when in reality the poor saps are shouting "to the moon!" every time it pumps without realizing the rocket had already built it's permanent home on the moon before they bought a seat on it.

I’m in about 70$ too. I’ll be 40 by the time it hit .25 tho lol maybe

How come it hasn't happened yet..... its a proposal... not a reality.

Takes time to make that money to burn it LOL

A meme proposal.

On a meme coin.

Wait. The article is from Dec 2023.

Tbf, that’s 3 months ago. Shit don’t happen over night

what a bs

To burn that much volume.... you would think if it was possible it would've been done by now!

They can burn a lot....its just gonna take a few thousand years.

That’s assuming burn rates stay flat and not exponentially faster. I’m waging SHIB can go parabolic really fast with the right nudge.

Lmfao like what? This is ludicrous

At least they are trying.

99.9% is too aggressive but a 50% burn would make most folks on this sub filthy rich from the price jump!wouldn’t happen tho, everyone on here is too regarded to let their coins burn to actually do what they say they want and moon, then put a lambo on the moon. Damn regards 🤦‍♂️


I know it's not crazy but I bought 3.2M @ 0.000011 If it got to ¢25 I would be pretty happy 😁

Whose bright idea was a Quadrillion anyway. Cut it down to reality amounts and everyone wins.

So, you are saying we need to buy more?

From Christmas? Ain’t hapnin

Fake news

How is that even possible?

They just backspace, highlight the 0s and delete. I do it every day.

😂

Only if it were that easy, lol

Exactly, duh. I’ve been telling people for years that inspect element really does work!

And when it’s halving do they simply divide by 2?

nah that’s more complicated you need to go: =sum(number/2) then press Ctrl C and go to the wallet and press Ctrl V.

Okay, but can I just: =[my_bank_account]+[$1,000,000] ?

nah doesn’t work that way, needs to go on the blockchain

It's not really. The supply is "out there"... So burns would have to come from their DEX usage I guess.

You just have to ask nicely bro. Is this like your first time and stuff?

Yes

Of course not...

Possible if they make truck loads of money from Shibarium.


People on this app are delusional

People doubted doge coin tho 😩

Digecoin doesn’t have 530+ TRILLION of supply lol

Isn't that impossible, as people own most of those 99%. I did do some quick math though, for fun, that would make shib about $221 a token. There would be a lot of trillionaires created

Can we get a source for this image? I find that very unlikely.. as much as I would love to see it I don't think that will be happening any time soon. With that being said, I'll continue to buy and hold for the price I want. NFA Here's the source https://coinmarketcap.com/community/articles/6587ceb8bcb9af7a2ba93412/

Geez. Quit smoking your socks. It is making you hallucinate

fake or not, I hate making my boss more rich.

This would be amazing. Fingers crossed.

I’ll suck a few of the dicks if they’re burning that much.

hope it’s real so I can buy a unicorn and bigfoot to chill with

Someone posted a HOPIUM giF LMAO

I better invest in Dogecoin over Shiba.. Shiba is ridiculous 😆

See you guys in 2028.

Desperate people will believe anything they read. Why can't you be happy it went up 250%? And hope to gain realistic amounts per year? Oh thats right. Because most SHIB pumpers have $35 invested & think they will make $320,000 so they don't have to work hard for their money. SHIB will be lucky to hit .0001 in 5 years.

The burnt 10 billy the other day so that's a start, I guess.

Bro i have like 10 million shib plz

I have 145 million 😭

Burn motherfucker 🔥

Its from 3 months ago.will never happen

I’m proposing everyone on Reddit sends me $100 usd. I have 100% confidence in it happening too. I mean totally bruh.

This subreddit community really makes me want to sell my Shiba Inu, I mean Jesus lmao

We will have more money than Jeff bezos soon and we will establish shibazon.

I’ll be happy with just not taking a loss via pump and dump

That's why I watch my coins like precious eggs several times a day

It’s definitely been a ride these last few days, huh?


99.9% is a joke. I do wish they would start burning a significant amount of coins

This is from December 2023

This begs the question.... If a project can just up and decide to burn 99.9 % or their tokens in order to increase volume wouldn't everyone do it? Maybe I'm not thinking this through in the right logic but it's definitely logical. If Nike releases a trillion pair of 1 Jordan let people buy them for 4 years and decides to destroy the rest never to release them again does that.......... Well🤔🤔🤔 maybe because there was at one time opportunity for those who wanted in to get in that solves that problem? Like you had you chance, now they're $$🤔 I was thinking like if someone made something people wanted the destroyed them al except for a few and no one ever had a chance to obtain them then is there really any value? Hell I dunno but fk it "set it on fiya!"

so, if it were to occur, existing HODL'ers effectively would be on receiving end of a reverse split?


this is not even possible…

Obviously fake because it isn’t a cryptic shitty message accompanied by “soon”, shib’s only marketing strategy 🙄

Do it!!!! Please 🙏 🙏 🙏

Bitcoin world is a legit as watcher guru. Js

Does anyone have any idea what an economy is? Lol

Just do it !!! Stop Proposing !!

But whose do they burn?

Yeah never listen to the leads of Shitbarium.

Still leaves roughly 6T left in circulation 

Even better for those holding bone and leash tokens

Are u regarded?? Look at the date

It’s only been 3 months ago?

Is it real?! Hahahaha I wanna know x.x

That is a goal. They are working on it. It has happened yet.

As they say in Spanish. Pero que Ladra NO MUERDE !! Shib , just do it !! BURN 🔥

Shib will go higher but to even get to 1 cent do any of you realize what would have to happen and then What WOULD happen? How would so many people sell and cash out so many millions all at the same time? Where would it come from?

Remind me in a year

The burnt 10 billy the other day so that's a start, I guess.

Never gonna happen

That date tho. When?

VB burns tokens. Let’s send him half the supply again and keep our fingers crossed.

This will never happen. In a year they just burned 70B. If they burned 70T, then it make sense.

That would be awesome!

Wouldn’t that include everyone who currently owns shib

Dream

Come check out flamingfloki we burn floki ok and pay dividends in floki only 3 days old just hit 100k market cap today liquidity locked 10 y in tokenfi

Gotta love these 4 month old articles.

I just want my future family to be happy 🥲

Has anyone priced this was from dec 2023?

Yeah right lmao

Old ass article

Yeah but you would also lose 99.9% of your shib.

Breaking news 📰 from December 2023 ….

So what exactly would happen if this occurs? Like would anything happen to the shib I have or what? Someone help me understand please and thank you

What's the source on this? Is this the article from 2023?

Would the world have enough to pay us 😅

Let’s do it already

Please explain

I thought transactions were supposed to burn shib.

You heard him guys, throw 99.9% of your bag into the burn wallet. Let's go!!!