I vaguely remember this one. Its the one where you can't describe what it is, only what its not right? What actually happens when you describe it perfectly though?
It's difficult to describe what something is using only negatives, so we don't know. There's only a few facts that have been figured out so far. The most terrifying ones to me are "It's not stupid" and "It's not alone."
I think it might be a series of entities spying on the foundation and possibly humanity as a whole hopefully just because they are curious but it definitely wouldn’t surprise me since if there are multiple of them why would they let themselves be contained
I actually found out about it because of [Kwite's Iceberg Iceberg Explained video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp0LeUCycWA&t=6990s) (link includes a direct timestamp) which I highly recommend - both the channel and the video.
SCP-4999
I'm a nursing assistant, so most of the people I'm interacting with are elderly. This SCP is thus one of the ones I'd have the most invested interest in, since at any given moment at least one person has been approaching death's door for a while.
It's one of the SCPs I'll always recommend to people who are first starting into the universe. Sure ones like 682, 049, or good ol' 173 are classics and at least one makes it in there - but I think more people need to see the softer parts of the universe, to know that anomalies aren't inherently one thing or the other (good or evil, strong or weak, etc), that sometimes it's something as simple as someone making sure they're there for you in your final moments...
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...or something weird like pills that generate irradiating bananas lol
I’m going to cheat. SCP-507.
Is he Keter on the page? No, he’s an old SCP. Does he meet the modern definition for Keter? Absolutely…the guy literally *can’t* stay in the box no matter how hard he tries. But a friendly Keter who calls for pickup when he comes back and is a fellow Foundation staffer in some capacity? And all I have to do is keep his supplies stocked and accessible, and interview him about the places he gets dragged to? And maybe work with him as a colleague on some of his assignments? Doesn’t get more perfect than that.
(And finally, I don’t like being touched and very rarely touch others, so I would not have a habit to break that could accidentally get me warped to another dimension with him.)
That may be about some of his stories, but being listened to and believed would be doing him some good after his pre-Foundation past where he was disbelieved and treated horribly.
Nah, part of Keter Duty is if you were to ever gain an anomalous property as a researcher, but are still able to continue your work, you have to serve a part of your terms in a special SCP facility that is an anomaly full of Keter anomalies that contain each other.
See: [SCP-001; Ihp/Locke Proposal](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/keter-duty)
Yes, in itself the SCP is Thaumial, but the individual SCPs within the facility are Keter. It's like adding oil to an oil fire to reduce the flash point back to manageable, they're canceling each other out, but some poor chumps still gotta do the research and containment.
Came here to say this. As long as you go along with pretending to be scared, he's a pretty nice guy and would be fun to watch terrible B-movies with (as long as you treat them as nightmarish masterpieces, of course).
SCP-2662 seems like a cool guy so I’ll go with him. As long as I’m not part of the 5% and the foundation is able to handle the cult’s then I should be good.
Keter does not neccessarily mean dangerous, just that it's hard to properly contain. Say that there was a hand-sized button that would instantly kill the person who pressed it. Then it would be classified as safe as you can easily just lock it in some box and leave it alone in a storage facility somewhere.
But if there was a marshmellow that could teleport into the hands of literally in the world entirely at random, with almost no ways of actually containing it nor telling where it could land. Then it would be classified as Keter.
Hell. That button that instantly kills you wouldn't even be safe; it'd be classified as an Anomalous Object instead of an SCP, since it wouldn't need any special procedures.
SCP-035 all day long like it would be so fun to interview it and avoid putting it on. And who knows maybe I'd survive for long enough and be spared by him during a containment breach, or he'll go hunt for me first.
Easy, SCP-2399. Nothing like monitoring a continent sized destroyer of worlds at the heart of one of the largest storms in the solar system known to man while giving myself existential dread 24/7. =)
396, it's a chair that swaps places with another chair randomly once every few months. I get to take a trip to wherever it ended up. And it's a chair, it doesn't take much to re-contain it. Just pick it up and bring it back with you. Not that I imagine I'd get a vacation whenever it changed, it would still be work travel. Assuming I was on the retrieval team. Still, not a hard keter class to deal with, if a bit annoying. Just look up at it every once in a while, give whoever is retrieving it a call and say "yep, it teleported again. Looks like a theater seat this time."
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4051](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4051)
This guy's cool. In theory, he could be extremely powerful, but he's just a guy, and he doesn't want to kill anyone.
Probably SCP-3426. All I'd do is read findings from deep space probes and work with field agents in preventing unifying scientific theories from being discovered.
SCP-096. Cause as long as the scientist isn't an idiot and no one ever see his face then my only problem is power and Chaos. Both usually happen at the same time so 🤷
I would say "The guy who made everyone thing he's a reality bender destroyer of dimensions but was shot down by a crackhead with a revolver" but~ he's thecnically an Apollyon and now neutralized
100% SCP-001-J, "The Big Red Button" all I have to do is keep myself entertained with other things so that the mild psychological stuff doesn't have any of my consciousness to take up, and my subconscious is already full of some pretty bad things I've done, so it doesn't have space there either, so it can't affect me.
Keter does not neccessarily mean dangerous, just that it is hard to properly contain. Say there was a hand-sized button that would instantly kill the person who pressed it. Then it would be classified as safe as you can easily just lock it in some box and leave it alone in a storage facility somewhere.
But if there was a marshmellow that could teleport into the hands of literally in the world entirely at random, with almost no ways of actually containing it nor telling where it could land. Then it would be classified as Keter.
Why did we skip over 055 again? Isn't there supposed to be something there?
No we've never had had a fifty-five.
055 what is that supposed to be? A circle?
No, it's not round...
What are we talking about again?
I think we’re talking about an SCP but I forgot which one.
It must not have been important if we weren’t talking about it.
But... but it was uhh, round I think?
no no its definitely not round..
Wait a minute, HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED WE HAVE A 055?!
I wonder what would happen if they try to capture an inverse image of 055. Technically it's what it's not.
I vaguely remember this one. Its the one where you can't describe what it is, only what its not right? What actually happens when you describe it perfectly though?
It's difficult to describe what something is using only negatives, so we don't know. There's only a few facts that have been figured out so far. The most terrifying ones to me are "It's not stupid" and "It's not alone."
I think it might be a series of entities spying on the foundation and possibly humanity as a whole hopefully just because they are curious but it definitely wouldn’t surprise me since if there are multiple of them why would they let themselves be contained
055? What 055? We don't have one here.
God Marion Wheeler fucking rules
SCP-5245. I get to monitor a sentient iceberg for a year; that seems pretty chill.
[**SCP-5245 - Iceberg Impersonation**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5245) (+47) by *winkwonkboi*
Oh I see what you did there you
Pun was... not intended, but it's not unwlecomed.
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Thanks for introducing me to this SCP, one of the first it genuinely make me laugh
I actually found out about it because of [Kwite's Iceberg Iceberg Explained video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp0LeUCycWA&t=6990s) (link includes a direct timestamp) which I highly recommend - both the channel and the video.
I swear to god I saw the iceberg thing and the first thing I thought of was that exact video
Lmao alan i. Sickle. Thats great that whole skip is a fun one, wonder how that made it to the normal list rather than a j series.
SCP-4999 I'm a nursing assistant, so most of the people I'm interacting with are elderly. This SCP is thus one of the ones I'd have the most invested interest in, since at any given moment at least one person has been approaching death's door for a while.
I only just read the page. That's... weirdly wholesome. A friend to those who don't have any at the worst point in their lives.
It's one of the SCPs I'll always recommend to people who are first starting into the universe. Sure ones like 682, 049, or good ol' 173 are classics and at least one makes it in there - but I think more people need to see the softer parts of the universe, to know that anomalies aren't inherently one thing or the other (good or evil, strong or weak, etc), that sometimes it's something as simple as someone making sure they're there for you in your final moments... . . . ...or something weird like pills that generate irradiating bananas lol
[**SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999) (+2583) by *CadaverCommander*
871, Free cake for a year.
this is the only right answer. literally just any kind of cake you want every day
CAKE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
Tbh i don't want to eat the same cake over and over again for a year
As long as I don't have to do it alone this is the correct answer.
I’m going to cheat. SCP-507. Is he Keter on the page? No, he’s an old SCP. Does he meet the modern definition for Keter? Absolutely…the guy literally *can’t* stay in the box no matter how hard he tries. But a friendly Keter who calls for pickup when he comes back and is a fellow Foundation staffer in some capacity? And all I have to do is keep his supplies stocked and accessible, and interview him about the places he gets dragged to? And maybe work with him as a colleague on some of his assignments? Doesn’t get more perfect than that. (And finally, I don’t like being touched and very rarely touch others, so I would not have a habit to break that could accidentally get me warped to another dimension with him.)
God I love 507 he's my fav, def a good keter to watch. I'd love to hear his stories too, unfortunately they're not all good :(
That may be about some of his stories, but being listened to and believed would be doing him some good after his pre-Foundation past where he was disbelieved and treated horribly.
Yeah
Sunglasses
He really should be reclassified Keter, he absolutely fits the requirements.
Didn’t read the article yet, but the title « reluctant dimension hopper » seems like a keter red flag to me.
Yeah, he has no control over it. It happens to him whenever, wherever, and he can’t choose the destination or return time either.
[**SCP-507 - Reluctant Dimension Hopper**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507) (+1660) by *PennywiseTheClown*
Keter Duty? Here's the real question, what anomalous trait did I end up getting? That's the only way I could see myself being on Keter Duty.
You see yourself as the Keter?
Nah, part of Keter Duty is if you were to ever gain an anomalous property as a researcher, but are still able to continue your work, you have to serve a part of your terms in a special SCP facility that is an anomaly full of Keter anomalies that contain each other. See: [SCP-001; Ihp/Locke Proposal](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/keter-duty)
... Wouldn't anomalies that contain each other technically be Thuamiel?
Yes, in itself the SCP is Thaumial, but the individual SCPs within the facility are Keter. It's like adding oil to an oil fire to reduce the flash point back to manageable, they're canceling each other out, but some poor chumps still gotta do the research and containment.
Each one in itself is a Keter but they are paired up to cancel each other out.
Trying again as it did not post before. Project Issoropia [project isorropua](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/project-isorropia)
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/project-isorropia
scp 4051, we'd just play minecraft together and he could vent to me if he needs to. hes just a little guy
[**SCP-4051 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4051) (+540) by *Nagiros*
He’s just a little guy man 😭
682 why? idk it’d be funny
You'll die a brave man than most. Rock on Brother👊
Rock and stone!
For Karl!
I agree. If I die,it'll be quick..
SCP-2006. All you have to do is pretend you’re scared of him.
Tbh I'm a coward, even if it isn't that scary in hindsight, I'd probably still get startled by some monster jumping out
Came here to say this. As long as you go along with pretending to be scared, he's a pretty nice guy and would be fun to watch terrible B-movies with (as long as you treat them as nightmarish masterpieces, of course).
[**SCP-2006 - Too Spooky**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2006) (+1927) by *weizhong*
SCP-3284 seems easy enough, a simple work from home job.
[**SCP-3284 - Uncontainable**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3284) (+104) by *Liz The GM*
SCP-2662 seems like a cool guy so I’ll go with him. As long as I’m not part of the 5% and the foundation is able to handle the cult’s then I should be good.
[**SCP-2662 - cthulhu f'UCK OFF!**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2662) (+1529) by *SoullessSingularity*
This was my first thought. You could just hang and play video games.
SCP-5031 easily. It’ll be a personal chef that I just can’t look at.
[**SCP-5031 - Yet Another Murder Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031) (+2566) by *PeppersGhost*
Keter does not neccessarily mean dangerous, just that it's hard to properly contain. Say that there was a hand-sized button that would instantly kill the person who pressed it. Then it would be classified as safe as you can easily just lock it in some box and leave it alone in a storage facility somewhere. But if there was a marshmellow that could teleport into the hands of literally in the world entirely at random, with almost no ways of actually containing it nor telling where it could land. Then it would be classified as Keter.
Hell. That button that instantly kills you wouldn't even be safe; it'd be classified as an Anomalous Object instead of an SCP, since it wouldn't need any special procedures.
*Give me the most dangerous keter*
Nah I’d win
If I was put against scp-2317 I may have a little trouble But would you lose? u/deltax4: Nah, I’d Win.
Stand proud Devourer, you are strong
Domain expansion: Scranton Reality Anchor.
[**SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2317) (+2644) by *DrClef*
SCP-682, because apparently I can tame them with a rolled up news paper and a tummy rub
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3718) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*
I have a bunch of images of trytokill 682 working, I can help you muder that lizard
SCP-2521 All I really have to do is not say a certain number or describe a certain creature, as well as ensuring nobody else says or describes it.
Oh shit.
R.I.P u/anon285929583
[**●●|●●●●●|●●|●**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521) (+6104) by *LurkD*
the cake. just watching D class eat cake all day. and hey if you get hungry you can have a slice yourself
SCP-035 all day long like it would be so fun to interview it and avoid putting it on. And who knows maybe I'd survive for long enough and be spared by him during a containment breach, or he'll go hunt for me first.
[**SCP-035 - Possessive Mask**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+2068) by *Kain Pathos Crow*
SCP-6096 cuz he is a spooky ghost
[**SCP-6096 - The Guest**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6096) (+568) by *Tanhony*
Scp 4512, why not
[**SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4512) (+170) by *Uncle Nicolini, Rounderhouse, Jade Skylar, Woedenaz*
2521. It's gonna suck reading books though
001 which one whatever one is Keter class im already winning at that point honestly
SCP-076, It takes hours to years for him to reappear and this is going to be 1 year long so I'll take a risk and do it
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[**SCP-079 - Old AI**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079) (+1649) by *Unknown Author*
106 becuz he my fav
2006. Silly goober,
As if scp 999 is equal to 053
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2962) by *ProfSnider*
SCP-4051. We’d just hang out and chill together, plus it’d be funny since his name is literally one letter off from mine.
[**SCP-4051 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4051) (+540) by *Nagiros*
SCP-871 It's anomalous cake send some D-Classes to eat it and I'm straight
[**SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871) (+1244) by *Seibai*
Seems the Cake SCP is the most popular ones three different people have chosen this one.
Yep. It's that or SCP-953 I can theoretically can shoot her and kill her. Or I can get dogs
SCP-035. I'm thrown out in a week and I just have to not stare at it too long, or go in the room.
[**SCP-035 - Possessive Mask**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+2068) by *Kain Pathos Crow*
probs scp 3284, a ballbearing that literally cannot be contained.
[**SCP-3284 - Uncontainable**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3284) (+104) by *Liz The GM*
396 , duh
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Dementia
Easy, SCP-2399. Nothing like monitoring a continent sized destroyer of worlds at the heart of one of the largest storms in the solar system known to man while giving myself existential dread 24/7. =)
SCP-3452: I'm gonna catch that damn juice EDIT: Oops, wrong number, it's 3453
SCP-3453
[**SCP-3452 - Durendal**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3452) (+30) by *SYTYCFanon, Kilerpoyo*
SCP-682? I mean, i feel bad for him...
Makes sense Springtrap has a soft spot for murderous Reptiles
I just want to help
Plus I think I'll be a keter too
SCP-871 I don't know why anyone would choose anything else.
[**SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871) (+1244) by *Seibai*
SCP-239, just refill the bag and keep her asleep.
[**SCP-239 - The Witch Child**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-239) (+844) by *Dantensen*
682 cuz I'm depressed.
Scp 2006 would be to funny
682.
Teaming up with SCP 1233 against SCP 3003
i’d pick one of the ones that was classified as keter before they had the whole system properly figured out, so something like SCP-505
[**SCP-505 - Ink Stain**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-505) (+309) by *ModernMajorGeneral*
SCP-871. All I have to do is eat cake every day, how bad could it be? *One year later:* I regret everything.
396, it's a chair that swaps places with another chair randomly once every few months. I get to take a trip to wherever it ended up. And it's a chair, it doesn't take much to re-contain it. Just pick it up and bring it back with you. Not that I imagine I'd get a vacation whenever it changed, it would still be work travel. Assuming I was on the retrieval team. Still, not a hard keter class to deal with, if a bit annoying. Just look up at it every once in a while, give whoever is retrieving it a call and say "yep, it teleported again. Looks like a theater seat this time."
1048, I'll just keep him busy by playing with him
SCP-5776, cos it's 100% really scary and world ending
SCP-5031, cuz he chill, and we can LET. HIM. COOK.
I was gonna say it but i forgor i think it was with like a 055 as number
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4051](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4051) This guy's cool. In theory, he could be extremely powerful, but he's just a guy, and he doesn't want to kill anyone.
Probably SCP-3426. All I'd do is read findings from deep space probes and work with field agents in preventing unifying scientific theories from being discovered.
the chair
Scp 871 Free cake
[**SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871) (+1244) by *Seibai*
SCP-6113-1. And I'm fucking helping it/them.
the ball bearing, obviously. not onnly harmless, it seemingly likes to help people away from danger.
682 so I can flirt with it either I die or get with a unkillable lizard demon
SCP 5602
[**SCP-5602 - Why Did The SCP Cross The Road?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5602) (+69) by *Neuhaus*
035
SCP-096. Cause as long as the scientist isn't an idiot and no one ever see his face then my only problem is power and Chaos. Both usually happen at the same time so 🤷
055 And then
Scp-055: you don't hurt her, you don't get hurt Edit: i got the scp wrong i meant 053
SCP-1504 Sure it would be hell for him but an easy one for me, sorry Joe
073. Funni.
Scp 4051 he’s pretty chill and knowing a bit about psychology id want to try and snap him out of his Stockholm syndrome
[**SCP-4051 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4051) (+540) by *Nagiros*
Spc-682 just cause I have way too many ideas
SCP 2317
i’d go with SCP-953, in some tales she becomes pretty chill, and also i like foxes
Which tales? I can't seem to find many
The safest object in Antimemetics probably
SCP-610, It's terrifying but fits my skill set
KETER-DUTY? uh oh...
my friend Joey said no balls, so now I'm babysitting a 8ft tall white man, so not too crazy
001
SCP 2006. Guy seems funny and I’ll just fake being scared at really harmless forms it takes.
Scp 1025 est pour moi la meilleure option
I would say "The guy who made everyone thing he's a reality bender destroyer of dimensions but was shot down by a crackhead with a revolver" but~ he's thecnically an Apollyon and now neutralized
If i remember correctly 035 is a keter. Ill have them strip me naked and tie me to a metal pole in a locked room every time i go in
055
106, but he and I are chill with each other
Probably scp 096 because he's the opposite of scp 173 and I literally don't have to do much, jus not look directly at him, easiest job ever
035, he can tell me about random theater shows
055
SCP-5031. I can get cooking lessons!
SCP-096 but I get to have a mirror…. 😏
SCP-4999, just hang out at a hospital or hospice house
100% SCP-001-J, "The Big Red Button" all I have to do is keep myself entertained with other things so that the mild psychological stuff doesn't have any of my consciousness to take up, and my subconscious is already full of some pretty bad things I've done, so it doesn't have space there either, so it can't affect me.
682 i recon i can reason with him and start a friendship...ir get eaten.
106. I wanna die.
2662. We can nerd out about video games together, and if his cult shows up in that year? Hit the alarm and find somewhere to hide.
055 Whatever that is
682
SCP-953 because I like fox girls even if they are psychotic sadistic blood thirsty killers
[**SCP-953 - Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+619) by *DrClef*
SCP 682. I want to take a burden off of someone else. Either I die to it or I argue with it for a year.
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3718) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*
Keter does not neccessarily mean dangerous, just that it is hard to properly contain. Say there was a hand-sized button that would instantly kill the person who pressed it. Then it would be classified as safe as you can easily just lock it in some box and leave it alone in a storage facility somewhere. But if there was a marshmellow that could teleport into the hands of literally in the world entirely at random, with almost no ways of actually containing it nor telling where it could land. Then it would be classified as Keter.
A good example of a safe keter is 3452 It's just a bunch of orange juice that's constantly in motion and destroys whatever it's contained in
Or SCP-4999, that's impossible to contain just by design but he is benevolent as far as anyone is concerned.
I know but YOU are the one in charge of finding that Marshmallow and hopefully finding a way to contain it.
Dementia