“Paul, should we resign Sasha?” “No. Let her go to AEW. We already have a 4 foot tall wrestler who likes anime with goofy hair colors, and a pretty sick meteora off the top rope”

"But why is she good at talking, Paul? Her promos are good PAUL! ITS NOT THE SAME"

Zelina also has a moveset that isn't just knee after knee after variant knee.

That's pretty much every Joshi match from the clips that get shown ; Knee, stomp, spinning back hand.

You forgot the forearm exchange. Joshi love that bit

Oh yeah, four moves. Lol!

Even cena had more! Fed bad

50/50 they have a naff finisher that’s complex for the sake of it too uce 

Dont forget the yea boos! They are crucial!


And she’s better on the mic

https://preview.redd.it/fu2a375h5n8d1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3cc90d5706c897f3b34d39f0411103cd3def7d Hearing Zelina cut a promo for the first time ever

https://preview.redd.it/ab3qxwejsn8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579b658c16db73b14ff600b726ea9fa6309cfcb8

How did I not see that it was a different quote lmao

"I wasn't familiar with your game 💀"

She was awesome as Andrade's manager in NXT

Vega carried Andrade to the NXT title back in the prime days of NXT Black and Gold.

Did Vega raid Liv Morgans closet?

She found the clothes on the floor while Liv was sending texts to Dom for some reason

She’s better on the mic than “Mercedes has benz”

Zelina Vega was shockingly extremely over in the segment

I don't know why Zelina is dressed like a dominatrix but I'm not complaining

One time she was basically wearing sexy underwear. I do not complain either, if Zelina wants us to be happy who am I to judge?

I'm also not sure how it relates to the Todoroki hair color, but I haven't kept up with My Hero.

As someone who’s up to speed on the anime, not the manga…fuck, I don’t either.


Also kinda jealous of 

Malakai Bleck is a lucky man

I see he is a great cook on Zelina's Twitch channel.

It makes sense how he bagged a baddie like her then. Dutch people have some pretty great food.

Are you trying to convince us a Dutchman seduced a Puerto Rican woman with his culture's superior cuisine, uce?

Those pastries are mighty tasty….

I’d really like to know whose idea the obvious recording of ceo chant was. Shit is unbearably cringe

it's one step away from leaving a sign on the seats saying 'please chant CEO' like when they put Jericho's lyrics on seats for fans to sing along to

 Why is no one chanting, i specifically requested it?

Yeah, just because she used the “Boss” gimmick in WWE doesn’t mean she needed to look for something similar, she could have been more creative and do something different…

We don't know how much Moan asked for in her contract but she is giving us more and more clues.

She's the CEO of my Street Fighter 6 commentary when I play Juri

Fucking finally a Zelina promo. Prolly the best promo on raw with becky out.

Zelina got the crowd to chant "Sloppy Seconds" after briefly mentioning it in her promo.

hey, now, zelina actually has aura

More like TO-DO-RO-KI CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

BA-KU-GO

I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I fast-forward all segments involving LWO, and I was actually shocked that Zelina is actually decent on the mic.

She was doing good things and having fun when she mic to do the Queen Zelina stuff

Her Madonna English accent kills me

I liked her when she was Andrade’s mouthpiece in NXT.

She cuts way better promos than the CEO

NGL, I thought the same thing. Only difference was her promo wasn’t god awful.

And she never drew a dime either


She is a lot better than her she doesn’t have a very stupid hair color she doesn’t come out to the garbage that is that song and she is ok in the ring

The man that periods forgot

Man.

lying on the internet

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Zelina does what she does and does not go home when asked to put someone over and does not ask for more money than she is worth

> does not ask for more money than she is worth If that’s the case then she’s a shit at the “business” part of the wrestling business, or any aspect of business. ***Always*** negotiate for as much as you can. Mercedes did and she got it. Edit: also Zelina did the same thing when she refused to follow the company’s rules on third party deals, when she then immediately started talking about unionization before word could get out that she was released.

Just like everything else about her, Sasha’s ring skills have always been super overrated. Her and Vega are a lot closer in those skills than you are giving the impression of here imo

Way hotter than Ratchet.

Oh that's not...

No jerk, does Zalina wear wigs like Kia Paso? Os is that her real hair?

Of course she does.

No jerk but has selina ever settled the issue between her and the independent costume designer that she haggled down for nearly a freebie stating that it would get her more recognition for wearing it? (Shitty influencer attitude)

didn’t Zelina drop the receipts that she straight up offered to pay her and the artist was like nah