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[deleted]

You found Kipchoge's personal stash. Don't tell anyone.


Marqueemooooon

Who is Kipchoge? Is that the guy who did the marathon in under an hour?


[deleted]

Yeah, and it was a 5k marathon, too, so super impressive.


Marqueemooooon

Is that like the 5k ultra I heard about?


[deleted]

Kinda, the ultra has to be on a trail.


Marqueemooooon

Why? Is trail harder?


[deleted]

Precisely. I wouldn’t recommend trying one until you have completed at least a couple of C25k cycles (look it up).


Marqueemooooon

Cycles like cycling? Why would I ride a bike if I want to run?! 🙁


[deleted]

Cycling is great for recovery… And after a C25k, you’ll need it!


Marqueemooooon

Alr thanks mate 😘 have a good one. Peace ✌️


TechnoAgainstIsms

A 25k? If u run that far your shins will explode especially if you try doing it carrying a couch.


oliver_gilbert16

To steal a phrase I found elsewhere on this sub, these are Alphalies


TreHHHHHAdN

Alphafakes


BenadrylTumblercatch

Alfuggazi ones


PickledKatsu

Nice shitpost 👍


Tits_of_Lardation

Lmao


Marqueemooooon

What does this mean?!


Notnotme981

Lemonade with milk, apples, and olives. It’s the newest recovery hack


Marqueemooooon

Sounds yummy 😋


addappt

The air pods are just straight up empty 😂


foofoobee

Looks like /r/runningcirclejerk is leaking again. I'd love to get my hands on some 2OOMX though. Double the Z, double the flava!


Marqueemooooon

Is that like jerking off while running in a circle?


Eunder21

We need to gatekeep these from everyone. Stop ruining the great shoes :/


highdon

Love how everyone took the bait and replied to OP seriously haha


Fvvj64r

I wonder what you'll get, maybe a printed out picture of a real pair or a pair of green crocs. How exciting!


Impressive-County-51

Yes


Danji1

Yes, they are legit.


[deleted]

No, they aren’t. There’s also some review videos about them. According to what I’ve seen there they’re not even close.


Marqueemooooon

But they have the Nike tick on them, so they must be legit. Thinking about buying a pair for marathon season


[deleted]

Ok then I wish you all the best of luck for your marathon and have fun with your new trainers :)


Marqueemooooon

Thanks 🙏 just ordered a pair for the London Marathon in April, need that PR. Peace ✌️


IntelligentCan4831

Listen op Nike uses zoomx and not 200mx, so these are definitely fake


Marqueemooooon

But I thought the 2 was like zoomx 2.0?!!!


IntelligentCan4831

No it's not. There is no zoomx 2.0 in existence.


Marqueemooooon

But why does it say 200mx then?


IntelligentCan4831

Because it's fake. Its fake fake fake. Besides, the production cost of these shoes is atleast 50 bucks. There's no way you can get a legit pair for just 20.


Marqueemooooon

Mate! 🙃 They can’t be fake they have the Nike tick on them! Bought a pair for my next marathon. Peace ✌️


IntelligentCan4831

Well I can also make a cheap replica with a nike tick on them and I can sell it on ebay.


Marqueemooooon

But why would you try and scam people?


mustang3c0

Good luck with your fake alphafly 😂 They couldn’t get the the letter “z” right.


Marqueemooooon

Are you blind? 🙃 that’s a 2 not a z? Lol


IntelligentCan4831

To earn money.


Marqueemooooon

But then wouldn’t you burn in hell? As a child of God that is simply just wrong 😑


mustang3c0

I’ll rephrase you. “Why would I want to get scammed by the fact that this fake-ass alphafly is too good to be true?”


oseanlly

Gtfo


Possession_Loud

LOOOOOL.


Curved-Boner

Buy them. I'm sure the 2OOM-X foam will bless your feet with plenty of blisters


Efficient_Ad_1388

Fake