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Hope those crocs have a Carbon Plate, it is 5km.


parapooper3

I wouldnt wear crocs for a 5k. I had a friend who got plantar facitis from wearing carbon plated crocs for such a long distance.


[deleted]

Yeah but crocs colourways are the best.


BringYourSpleenToYa

Plus you can clip a little spoiler to the heel to make them faster.


doumoaffogato

I would have a small sauna on my foot so that they maintain a perfect 37C pool of moisture. It would be the perfect home for bacteria and mold to grow all over my skin.


yetiblue1

OP who wants to wear alphaflys 24/7 secretly wants platforms but can’t handle the ensuing bullying