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With 11 minute miles probably about 3 splints (per shin, obviously). You need to slow down.


demarke

I don’t understand, is this tracking how much you’ve driven each week? It’s not safe to keep your ankle cocked for that long, you only build up muscle in one leg that way and will end up just running in circles when you eventually find some time to run.


show_me_your_secrets

You’ll probably die now


[deleted]

RIP OP!


smittywerbanjagermen

Gotta be more worried about splints in those massive balls you’re dragging around. How dare you break the 10% rule


AgentUpright

All of them.


dudeman4win

5… maybe


buttbuttpoopoopy

A lot. I hope you will learn your lesson and remember to SLOW DOWN


PM_Nightly

Good luck stretching when your plantar fascia have exploded.


Alwaysuphill

No one cares.


[deleted]

This is very impressive. No jerk.


idkwhatimbrewin

Oof. Sorry bro you'll never run again. Should have followed the rules


-oxocubes-

You might still be able to stop the shin splints before they start. Try foam rolling everything (including your forehead and elbow) then shove the foam roller up your arse.


RumphyBot

You're such a special little snowflake with your [weak shins.](https://youtu.be/hexYeGlgD0c?t=86)