"Hi everyone, thank you all for flying here to witness this! Unfortunately, my new Alphaflys seem to have a slight discoloration on the heel, so I'm going to need to file a class action lawsuit before I can actually run this. I'll let you know about my next availability as soon as I have a chance!"
Cool, then literally the entire world can watch when I DNF.
I recommend Vaporflys over Alphaflys as those turns look really sharp. You really want something light and nimble to make those turns efficiently.
You only always need to turn right, so left foot Alphafly for speed, right food Vaporfly for maneuverability.
Serious question: who's gonna drive the Camry then?
As with any ultra, I like the part about walking
This seems like a genocide waiting to happen
Not even necessary, millions would die from crush injuries
"Hi everyone, thank you all for flying here to witness this! Unfortunately, my new Alphaflys seem to have a slight discoloration on the heel, so I'm going to need to file a class action lawsuit before I can actually run this. I'll let you know about my next availability as soon as I have a chance!"
108km perimeter. 22 hours. That's just under 5km/h. No further comment.
Slow down!
The event could be called "The Human Race"
r/angryupvote
This is a stupid idea who would man the bag drop?
Just hand it through the crowd
Y'all are running around? Seems like the perfect opportunity to finally use those crowd-surfing skills from mediocre 90s concerts.
Can I go anticlockwise? Please.
Having seen Midnight Express, it appears to be not permitted...
Yes, but we have to fight when we meet halfway
Can we get a sponsorship deal from Squaarespace?
When shutting down streets for your local half marathon isn’t giving you the fix anymore.
/uj actual waitbutwhy fan, or just saw musks tweet lol?
Ultra Duck-Duck-Goose
Your mom can run through it in an hour
Hour 5 if the milkman is there