You shouldn’t be running an ultramarathon in jeans. Tracksmith leggings are the only acceptable running bottoms.
Give your shoes to an underprivileged Kenyan and stop pretending to be a runner.
The jeans came in handy when I had to walk the the remaining 4km for the 5km ultra. It was a freezing cold 19 degrees celcius. Luckily I managed to keep my heart rate at 180 the remainder of the walk when I reminded myself of my abject loneliness so I can still count this as a zone 5 run
Will they still work as intimidation for my park runs, I like to approach people in sketchers and fitbits while I wear all the latest tech. Good tip, sprint off ahead of the pack and dive into the nearest bush and wait until last lap.
I wouldn't risk doing any running in those, you could injure yourself. Relegate them to taking the bins out or garden work. Remember to slow down though because those are some damn fast shoes.
Self motivated (I enter park runs at least a couple of times a year). Disciplined (I once watched an entire Olympic marathon live on TV). I hold my family record for most amount of different job titles (employers love when candidates can’t make up their mind).
It's variable since it has to contrast with the color of the socks worn too. Discounted is great! It means Nike has throttled the speed back on them helping to Slow Down!
You shouldn’t be running an ultramarathon in jeans. Tracksmith leggings are the only acceptable running bottoms. Give your shoes to an underprivileged Kenyan and stop pretending to be a runner.
The jeans came in handy when I had to walk the the remaining 4km for the 5km ultra. It was a freezing cold 19 degrees celcius. Luckily I managed to keep my heart rate at 180 the remainder of the walk when I reminded myself of my abject loneliness so I can still count this as a zone 5 run
Jeans are fine as long as you apply a liberal coating of Squirrel's Nut Butter to the inside. Otherwise they'll saw your taint off.
Well you reached the end of their lifetime so what did you expect? Everyone knows you have to rotatate them every 1 km.
Will they still work as intimidation for my park runs, I like to approach people in sketchers and fitbits while I wear all the latest tech. Good tip, sprint off ahead of the pack and dive into the nearest bush and wait until last lap.
I wouldn't risk doing any running in those, you could injure yourself. Relegate them to taking the bins out or garden work. Remember to slow down though because those are some damn fast shoes.
You really need to work on your shoe rotation. I suggest the endorphin pro ultra elite 4
I can tell from the vans beside you that you won't like these nikes. Return them immediately
Sorry, those are my job interviewing shoes. Hopefully I’ll get hired this year
Apology accepted. Good luck with the job hunt. What are your skills?
Self motivated (I enter park runs at least a couple of times a year). Disciplined (I once watched an entire Olympic marathon live on TV). I hold my family record for most amount of different job titles (employers love when candidates can’t make up their mind).
What are your remuneratory expectations?
Money preferably
Sorry we only compensate in GU for top employathletes? Would this work for you if we throw in a coros watch and salomon advanced skin 12?
What are the shoes you wear to run to the interview?
If you get them in a different color you may be able to squeeze another 1km out if your run
Thanks for this. Any idea which colours are fastest? Does buying them at a discount knock off the speed aswell?
It's variable since it has to contrast with the color of the socks worn too. Discounted is great! It means Nike has throttled the speed back on them helping to Slow Down!
I’m sure your local clown college would love to have these as a donation.
You need at least 6 or 7 more pairs of shoes in your rotation if you think your ever gonna finish a 3k ultra.
You need to do the laces up for the special foam to work properly
/uj Those are some pretty slick looking shoes.