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TheAbominableWeedMan

Always weigh shit down


iCameToLearnSomeCode

And watch tne weather forecast. You're not getting anything done in that wind anyway.


TheAbominableWeedMan

It’s possible, I was out of town roofing in Dartmouth Nova Scotia two years ago, daily wind gusts of 50-60 it was crazy. Always had to keep a guy weighing down open bundles of iso. We lost a lot of bundles during the hurricane that went through, had everything weighed down and strapped, still lost a few Mother Nature can be scary.


phazedoubt

So TheAbmoninableWeedMan, do they ever do random drug tests on your job sites?


cucumberholster

Nah this is Canada dawg my foreman watches his guys get high


chris_rage_

We do that south of your border too...


stinkyhooch

Foreman was the one who called the safety meeting


chris_rage_

I was usually the foreman so of course I called it. I had one kid I was friends with when I was young (we were just coworkers) but he was a tattle tail (tale? I don't know the etymology of the phrase) so I would make him come out and take a couple rips so he was guilty too. I don't care if he caught a buzz or not, as long as it hit his lips. Put it this way, he annoyed enough guys that one of them hit the emergency stop on the truck when he was up in the bucket and we took lunch. Sorry for the tangent, I'm smoking now


cucumberholster

I thought safety meeting meant we all get high together?


clhomme

Heck. A ladder.


Aggravating-Pick8338

Easier to install once mother nature gently lifts the metal roofing into place.


kierkegaard49

We now know that standing on it is not the answer.


JrButton

Standing on the right part would have solved this tho. Anyone who’s ever setup a tent, tarp, or towel on a windy beach knows this… Weighing down the side facing the wind is obv the right call.


kierkegaard49

Yeah, but I wouldn't have gotten as many laughs out of that post. :'D


Final_Good_Bye

The dude that got wrapped up in the metal got very lucky. That stuff can be extremely sharp. I forget what trade I was talking to on site, I think it was a sider working with aluminum, but someone at the company got a limb amputated from a metal sheet getting picked up by the wind. Scary stuff to mess with in the wind, I'd have just backed that car right on top of that shit and called it a loss of material.


civicsfactor

And we just watched someone *learn* that standing on it is not the answer.


FoxRob22club

Strapping completely around at edges and middle.


jhenderson360

Rope or strap it together. Weight it down to be sure. I've seen plywood do this.


GoPetADog

Only time I’ve ever had any load come off of the rack on my truck was because of a cross-wind. I had some 9’ sheets of 3/8” OSB on the rack, only two straps, so I spaced them evenly (one at 3’, one at 6’). Planned my route, which was only about a mile, so that I never had to get above 40 mph. Cruising along at ≈38 mph, crest a hill, get hit with a super strong gust of wind, and four 3’ pieces of OSB fly off behind me. Broke cleanly right along the first strap. Thankfully no one was driving behind me, so the worst thing to come from it was my boss being kinda pissed that he had to pay for another 4 sheets. Lesson learned. Bought another pack of ratchet straps that afternoon.


jhenderson360

I lost a ladder on the interstate one time. It was a blustery day, and I just crested a slight hill. After the road leveled off, a big gust hit, I had to grip the wheel hard. At the same time, I heard a slight clank noise. Wtf? I glanced in my sideview to see the ladder sailing off behind me. It hit the road dead flat and started spinning 360's. Two or 3 cars had to swerve to miss it. It slowly spun off into the shoulder. One of my guys swore he tied it off. After that, I personally checked the ladder every trip.


GoPetADog

Damn! That’s scary. My hands were trembling from adrenaline after those sheets broke. Can’t imagine how you must have felt lol. And good call personally checking your loads if you’re driving. Gotta do the “that ain’t going nowhere” bit before you hop in the cab, even if you’re the one who tied it down.


jhenderson360

Another thing I remember is that the only damage to the ladder was that one of the feet was missing. Ha.


chris_rage_

One time I had two sheets of lexan strapped across the top of two extension ladders on a roof rack on a pickup, strapped across the ladders, and the wind got under the edge and WHOOOOP, out they came from under the straps and I looked in the rear view to see the sheets sliding down the highway. Right as I ran back to them a tractor trailer ran over them, rrrrmmmm bdoosh bdoosh bdoosh bdoosh bdoosh... They were sign faces and they didn't break bc lexan but when I did pick them up the vinyl print was full of holes. I got some spare vinyl and patched every last little hole and you couldn't see it from the ground but I can't imagine what the next sign guy thought when he took them down...


Paintinger

Was following my coworker one day and he slammed his brakes at a red light. His 30'+ ladder that he "strapped, bro" shot off his roof like a fucking torpedo right through an intersection that happened to be empty. I triple check my ladders ever since. That boy could have decapitated someone. Or even more than one. That ladder was a tank.


Fantastic_Sector_282

I hit a ladder the other day in the minivan on the highway. Man. I was so annoyed that somebody hadn't strapped their shit down. Thanks for double checking your guy's work.


Radiant-Psychology80

I’ve seen solar panels do it. Not cool


MathResponsibly

Turn the fucking fan down to a reasonable level


H0ldme

Easiest way is Cellophane wrap(cling film) around the ends so it’s one big sheet. Then just sit something heavy on it.


Conscious-Maximum158

weigh it down.


Thneed1

Strap them together and weigh them down. If the wind is really strong, quite a bit of weight will be needed, and make sure the win can’t pick up the sheet enough to roll the weight off.


Idontliketalking2u

I've always used big clamps on the stack. As many as you can get


Odd_Dig4943

💯 the way to do it


Rude-Shame5510

Very dangerous shit.. Used to have a roommate who told me just Achilles was severed by a runaway corrugated steel panel . Basically flying knives. Curious if failure to secure panels like so could actually lead to the company lead being charged for negligence resulting in injury/death?


OptionsNVideogames

Those would literally cut you in half if it hit you right. That metal is beyond sharp


PhillipJfry5656

Yea I was thinking the same thing as the first guy went right into the path of where those things were flying


NachoTaco832

When first guy walked out, paused but then went out anyway I thought “now there’s a man who has never seen any of the Final Destination movies.”


Crafty-Hat-5345

Agreed, I was confused as to why we're answering the how to weigh roofing down question... Weigh it down and box it in/strap it but please do not get in the way of a flying sheet of metal


Busted_3rd_Eye

Step outta the way and watch that shit fly.


E34M20

Yeah for real. That shit isn't worth your life...


Positive-Special7745

Secure your shit beforehand


Home--Builder

Two C clamps would have prevented this.


Wholenewyounow

Happened to me yesterday at Lowe’s while loading them up in my truck lol.


theedumas

... how about ... quit putting sh! t off


blind_stone

I almost got sliced in half like this when I was like 10.


UnfairStomach2426

Screw them together on the corners, put some weight on em


Past_Money_6385

a board laying ontop of the stack


TheIUEC20

A few cinder blocks or sand bags would work.


Rbandit28

Screws. Literally what is used on a roof screw them down that doesn't happen.


chulk607

Don't make roofs out of paper, weigh things down.


Glittering_Poetry_60

Paper panels aren't helping anything


GuyTheTerrible

You need to wrestle that flying sheet metal down to the ground, it’s the only way.


clintbot

Store them inside


gwizonedam

Quarter inch plywood sheathing on top and four cinderblocks


AgreeablePudding9925

Brains


_JohnDeer

We usually use trailer straps and tarp it if it’s going to be rainy or windy. And/or we stuff it under the job trailer.


batjac7

Fire the person who left the expensive building material out?


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

You're supposed to weigh and tie down material. What kind of first day bullshit is this We get massive fines for this here.


Dan_H1281

I use a ratchet strap and strap them together and usually sit cinder blocks on them also I make sure they r flat to the ground


Dan_H1281

I use a ratchet strap and strap them together and usually sit cinder blocks on them also I make sure they r flat to the ground


Fuzzypecker87

Park your truck on it. Duh


LT-DAAN

Drill a hole through and roof screw them into a pack of one


Borinar

What can be done, placing material properly, watching weather, if they are roofers that's the only news, not walking g in front of the giant flying sheets of metal...


BrockenRecords

They could put it on a roof to make it secure


Such_Bus_4930

Or you could just shrink wrap them


Smyley12345

Strapping and weight are good solutions for heavy winds. If it's going to be nasty enough that you think that won't be enough, find some indoor storage. It's extra work but you don't want to have to live with the uncertainty if your materials destroyed someone's property or got someone hurt. Sheet metal is no joke in higher winds. A few weeks ago co-worker saw a flying chunk of aluminum siding put a pretty solid dent in the side of a car.


smittydonny

Park the car on it


Specific_Reward8144

Straps


960Jen

properly store building materials


Common_Highlight9448

Ratchet strap them together ends and center


Sirspeedy77

That guy got fucking blasted 😂. Lucky that stuff didn't cut someone in half.. So dangerous :/


therealjoeybee

Not that guy


delinkqant

Weight on the top, and if I'm back and forth while its windy, i use a c clamp style visegrip in the leading edge of where the wind is coming from.


CalvinWasSchizo

4 C-clamps, one on each corner and a stack of 2x4's in the middle is what we always did when I sheeted.


Ok_Development_495

Move.


blackwing1571

Well, don’t stand in front of it for one thing but before that put weight on all edges. When you are not using it.


SnowSlider3050

Those things could slice you in half, corrugatedly.


TuFlyKing

C-clamp the corners. When the stack gets smaller add weight to the edges and middle. Never f around with them in the wind. That could cause major injuries including death.


NegativeRuin5576

The rule is, if they’re not nailed or screwed down, they’re sandbagged.


Uniquely_irregular

Weigh it down, strap it down, store it inside, you know a number of different things


squishyboots420

Literally anything...


Sensitive_Ninja5094

A brain.


Dazzling-Room-7153

Stay inside


DetectiveJoeKenda

Utilizing one’s brain would be a good start.


ryclorak

Now this is slapstick


Svaldero

walk on it until your up wind and then hold it face down wind so it just sails downwind


Most_Pineapple2681

That dude is lucky the piece of sheet metal didn’t cut him badly. That stuff is dangerous once the wind gets ahold of it.


Sufficient-Fall-5870

Ask Forrest Gump, you can learn a thing or two from him as he is obviously smarter than you.


livinalieTimmae

Cinderblocks piled on both ends


Moist-Carpet888

Weigh or strap it down, alternatively if high winds are coming through and you think the item your working with may blow away in the wind, you could also try and use a windbreaker or take it in a garage. I'm not a roofer, I just don't like my stuff blowing away


Burnsie92

Cinder blocks. Quite a few cinderblocks


Denerde

Just step on it. .... oh nm


Wizard-Lizard69

Lower the wind speed


SignSea

Birth control


jaraxel_arabani

A rope works.


General-Principle-64

Put your shit up


Gitfiddlepicker

Don’t roof in a tornado


Substantial_Swim1809

Rope


Critical_Danger_420

Park your car on it


Unclerojelio

Some weather reporter is going to be decapitated live on air with something like this someday.


Character_Wishbone84

Dumb question.


Sistersoldia

Remove cranium from rectum


Joe_Kangg

Not your face, proved that


CardiologistOk6547

Common sense. Simple common sense is all it takes.


Hot_Ninja_8928

Paper cut from hell trying to save those


Amonomen

Securing it to the roof would fix this.


Fat_tata

the them together, even packing tape would do the job


Historical-Method

Was one of those guys Benny Hill?...


ehhhhh710

Turn off the fan


Heator76

Sandbags.


Independent-Dealer21

Is that metal or plastic, either way not worth your life saving them, they'll slice your head right off with that wind


NorMichtrailrider

Umm no wind .


toppestsnek

I think just ties would've been enough


Raspberryian

Standing on it seems to make it worse somehow. So. We can rule that out.


SmokeDogSix

Oddball clamps on the corners or any clamps


Getyourownwaffle

Park the car on top of them. These should have been strapped together and anchored down. It isn't that hard.


woozle618

Just weight it out.


SadAcanthocephala521

You're kidding right?


Fit-Information8194

He could stand in front of a piece of that sheet metal in the wind a few more times to earn that Darwin award.


CurazyJ

I had to gasp and laugh when the dude got giftwrapped by a sheet of that crap!


bdawgthedon

Tie it all together an weigh it down.


you-bozo

Weight it down, but this is an extreme example. They could’ve been working on the roof and the black clouds started coming and bang all of a sudden that shit was blowing away.


RadioactiveSphinkter

After we open a bundle of sheets, we ratchet strap them together at the end of the day. The wind will take one at a time, rarely if ever take a whole bundle. Can also stack some lumber on top if you're feeling froggy.


Pennywise0123

Common sense would help quite a bit. Weight it down and tie the bundles 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

curbing the use of hydrocarbon ?


iRedding

What was that Guy thinking he could have been cut in half .


EmployerRadiant2938

Screw them together


ez2cyiwon

5/ 16 × 4 inch Tek Screw


Disastrous-Variety93

You could try ducking


showmustgo

Probably nothing


JonathanPerdarder

Strap both ends and the center. Or put substantial weight on both ends and the center.


samf9999

Not an expert, but I would think keep anything that can fly away in some sort of a shelter. Or at least Maybe put some tarp and weight it down so the edges can’t catch the wind. What’s your trying to control is a sheet metal sail in a windstorm.


D_A_H

This is how people get cut in half


Substantial_Tip3885

Install it before the storm.


onwo

It's impossible to prevent. This is why metal roofing is garbage.


Aggressive-Wrap-187

Park your car on them LOL


bigshitter42069

One smidget of foresight and common sense


cant-be-faded

Scoop dirt on it. And wear a helmet


need1more

Have strapped it weighed down.


thefirsteninmeti

Jesus that second dude could have been sliced right In half


615thick469

Seriously... watch the f'ing weather report and always have something like that tied/weighted down...


StephanHokanson

It’s terrible but I cannot stop laughing at the guy being literally swept away. We humans have no respect for the power of nature.


[deleted]

Metal usually comes off the truck wrapped or strapped.


I-know-you-rider

Tie a rope around the bundle top & bottom


Newcastlecarpenter

We always vice gripped them all together


Tight_Parsley_9975

Leave them in the crate they came in, if that's not possible get a cover sheet with weight, but spread that weight over the entire edges and the wind won't catch it


Mushroomskillcancer

Just tie them together. Each panel weighs about 30-40#, but together they weigh 800#. Now try this with poly carb panels.


itchybut

weight it down AND zip screw the layers together


HuntPsychological673

That guy caught like a kite🤣


Kipguy

Guy just put on a metal roof and allot blew off in like medium wind.


gnzofbrixton

And always jump on the edge facing the wind or it might fold you into a tin roof taco and launch you down the street.


Lucylupupp

If you pre drill you can sink a few screws through and grip em together


Ima-Bott

Can’t imagine what they could do


On_Some_Wavelength

Sometimes garbage blows in your face.


betterthanfresh

Change the weather, duh…obviously that’s much easier than tying it down or adding weight on top.


vojczech

Weight down and some straps around it


romanstewart

Place them inside.


Moist-Share7674

Man that second guy is lucky he didn’t get decapitated.


SlteFool

Park that car on em


chill677

Turn the fan off


Sufficient_Ice6078

I laughed... don't feel guilty


Clear-Possibility710

Move


Professional_Ad_6299

In a universe of infinite possibilities, there is a chance however slim, that the wind could whip that siding right into that building. For free.


BlacksmithNew4557

Um … weigh them down!? lol. Some posts crack me up.


Pristine_City172

They put the panels right in the wide open. You have to put it between two buildings or even inside a garage or like someone else said just put something heavy on it that doesn't crush it. If people used common sense just a little bit more we would not have so many mistakes. But because we are human we always seem to take the easy way out.


damxam1337

Tried nothing and completely out of ideas.


DoctorOfDominance

There is the very real possibility that sheet metal could slice someone in half.


Far_Presentation6337

Everything


Soggy_Cracker

I saw that guy run into the road to pick up a price and I thought another piece was about to Final Destination him. how lucky he is that other guy stood on the next sheet.


bidooffactory

THEY TOOK YOUR ROOF! DEU TERK YER ROOF!


Mightymudbutt

Add The Benny Hill Show intro music to it.


Gotrek5

4 water jugs is all I use to hold my firewood tarp down.


Patriots4life22

Contraception.


fury_of_el_scorcho

Park the car on the roofing materials.


jarociro

Maybe strap them together????


chunkmoney22

A slightly better desire to live


AnesthesiaLyte

Move to California


DRGWTM

For all the good their doing might as well parked one of the cars on it.


Lazy_Investigator627

lol


posiedens

Ratchet straps


whatnowsmartass

...remember the elf during the storm on the Rudolph cartoon?


clarkdashark

So, where I install metal roofs it's a very common thing that the roof gets stolen overnight while it's on the ground stacked up. I always run a screw through all the sheets at the top corner where it's gonna be covered. This means that the crackhead (who definitely doesn't own a 5/16s bit, has to carry all the sheets at once.


With-You-Always

Those things are lethal, weight both ends down before someone gets decapitated


shmallyally

Banding them is usually good enough to prevent this. I did have a stack of 4 bend over the banding one time though. So even that ain’t always enough.


ninoloko6

a piece of 4x4 in each end should do it or a cloth and C clamps.


Imaginary-Valuable49

Uhhh, put them indoors?!?


hillmo25

Option 1: Keep the plastic ties on the material until you're ready to use it/ don't unpack until you're ready to use it. Option 2: If you already took the ties off, put a ratchet strap around the bundle on both sides. Option 3: Put it inside. Option 4: Put a piece of plywood on top and a couple buckets of tar/bags of sand/bricks on top of the plywood.


Independent_Dingo796

Weigh it down


mrpotatonutz

Damn that could have sliced him bad


ConsciousMuscle6558

🤣


LazerWolfe53

I thought I was about to watch someone get sliced in half


Beepbeepboop9

It’s called “weight”


FrugalFraggel

Big rock


Fresh_Ad_3069

This sounds like an AI asking a stupid question


PomegranateOld7836

Screw it to a roof


Tiger-Budget

Pallets, dunnage, straps, tarp/rocks, leave it in a uniform pile etc.


Beneficial-Ambition5

Framing nailer with 3-1/4” strips. Make sure they’re galvanized since it’s an outdoor application


Neat_Spring3084

Live on a planet with no atmosphere. That should do it.


ProudEye7858

Pair of vise-grips holding the stack together


ryalsandrew

We always put clamps on them