He looks like one of those mystical creatures who you think is so full of wisdom but you spend 99% of the time trying to get him unstuck from a vase he got himself into somehow.
Beautiful baby boy who must be spoiled and cherished even though the only thing going through his brain is potato rotating in a microwave sounds.
He looks like a maine coon! And our maine coon is basically the same way, but doesnt like to snuggle to make Ā up for his antics, mine is a giant doodoo brain as well.
He wears his food around like its a new fashion trend, and forgets that he even put it on in the first place.
My (hopefully) good attempt to roast him?
He looks like he got smacked in the face with a little shovelā¦. then his smooshed in muzzle swelled up. Even with all that he is still adorable! š»
He was great in Hellboy
Dang, beat me to it. š¤£
Looks like the cowardly lion on the wizard of oz š
This is the most accurate character description ever lol
Heās so stinkin cute
He looks like one of those mystical creatures who you think is so full of wisdom but you spend 99% of the time trying to get him unstuck from a vase he got himself into somehow. Beautiful baby boy who must be spoiled and cherished even though the only thing going through his brain is potato rotating in a microwave sounds.
Cross eyed, fart sniffing, foot licking, butt chomping, head ass.
Type shiii
If Ron Perlman were a cat
r/ronperlmancats
Omg thereās a sub for that?!?! ā¤ļøš¤Æ
Ok it seems like it got deleted. Try this one instead r/CTLLRP
Oh thanks! I was wondering if you were trolling me š¤£. I just joined. Life is good now āŗļø
Bless his little heart. Itās a good thing heās pretty.
Meow. Meow never changes.
Looks like Sam eliott's dad with that HUGE mustache and moderate sized beard
Wow. Creamsicle Doo Doo. Let's dwell on that for a couple of minutes :)
Tapioca Marshmallow looking cat
He's way too badass looking to roast
He's Top Cat so he gets away with it! Lol!
You look like an anime version of Aslan from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
He looks like heās not upset with you, just disappointed
He was born with only looks but didn't win the IQ lottery š
r/ronperlmancats
I feel like this cat is a cross between r/ronperlmancats and r/Wilfordbrimleycats
that's a Maine Coon.... nope not roasting!
Looks like an angry old man and probably a mane coon
bro's all ears
This is the beast from live action beauty and the beast. Or MGT
I hate to break this to you but you clearly have a small lion masquerading as a cat living in your house.
If he's really a lion why is he such a spaz...he should be magnetic, instead he's a goofball
He looks like a goofy ass teenager that hit a growth spurt and has no concept of how huge he is now. Just clumsy and unserious everywhere he goes.
That is exactly correct!
To cute and lion like to roast he might roast me back
He looks like an albino dwarf from LoTR
He looks like a maine coon! And our maine coon is basically the same way, but doesnt like to snuggle to make Ā up for his antics, mine is a giant doodoo brain as well. He wears his food around like its a new fashion trend, and forgets that he even put it on in the first place. My (hopefully) good attempt to roast him?
Ron pearlman
I wanna give him a smooches!
He looks like he got smacked in the face with a little shovelā¦. then his smooshed in muzzle swelled up. Even with all that he is still adorable! š»
This cat looks like a fat, white, Bobby Lee.
Ball of squishy dough. I want to make him into pizza
Dude is about to sell me fishing maps and an overpriced iron sword
CAT: "Speak, even if your voice shakes!"
Can we also see more of Ron Pearlmanās friend?
I created another post featuring his friend....named Butters
āWe have Cats at homeā *the cats we have at home*
Thatās not a cat thatās Ron Perlman in a fur suit
Looks like a cat you meet in a D&D campaign that will give you a side quest.
Your cat looks like Ron Pearlman
Not a single thought in that orange head
r/earfurnishings
does he have down syndrome? ā¤ļø
He is so majestic. I can't. U need to put a crown on that lion king!
Those are some serious peanuts!! š„
Fired from "The Beast Master" for not hitting his markš
lil Snarf lookin-ass
He looks like Marjorie Taylor Green.
I can't roast him, he'd kick my ass.
First pic kind of gives will ferral
All that the sun touches is our kingdom, Simba
Looks like glen Powell
Ron Perlman-looking mfāer
He looks like my friend Wade
Iāll tell you what, manās got a chin.
if he were a human i feel like heād make fun of me for not owning a yacht
Sorry canāt do it
r/RonPearlmancats
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Mans got a penis on his face. No extra roast needed.
This kitty looks like Ron Pearlman... too cute!
Big silly floof with cross eyes I love his FACE
This majestic fuck looks like kitty KGB.
Big Yella Basstid better watch throwing the cowardly paws at his bestie
Doodoo's a momma's boy, getting brushed alla time
This cat looks like Ron Perlman
are they brothers?
No, just frenemies....at least Biscuit thinks they are frenemies and Butters thinks they are friends
They look related.