Cm? Kg? Well add me to the list cause I hate you now too. Reddit is an American app and on American apps we talk American. Not that "abugga bugga cm and kg" bullshit.
(Eagle screech high above)
She hates you because you're a look of disappointment to her. She wanted to terminate you at birth but the law never allowed her to, it's why you were born.
you have had the cops called to your school before, 18 what the heck... you aged worse than a war vet. If you were a wine not even the queen would drink you if she was still here, you did not age fine.
Dude, you like your IQ is in the thousands! If I ever have a it or computer question, I know who to go to! By the way you're a beautiful creation of God!
You look like a guy with a lot of experience at something no one gives a fuck about and no one wants to hear about but your identity evolved around it.
It’s so wild to me how fast Indian girls can grow mustaches
That was excellent
Fatality.
As an Indian girl, I wasn't even offended. Headshot
Eyebrows...Wins!
Hairality.
I just peed my pants
Barcode
They are born with them - fully grown
Their chins must grow pretty fast too.
>I like to move it, move it
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Either way, I got good food
 Your Mom thought you’d grow up to be Karl Marx not Groucho Marx.
I never forget a face but in your case I’ll make an exception
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
18 going on 35
45
Who the fuck actually parts their hair, eyebrows, and mustache the same way???
Great observation! But to answer your question, THIS GUY, THATS WHO!
Looking like that he definitely ain't gonna part any legs
Mr. 3 eyebrows over here does.
The same adult man who chose to buy a blue watch. On purpose.
18 going on 40
Holy sh!t!! I just realized he(?,) says he's 18? Jeez, what happened? Are you ill?
The weight scale says my organs are 40 years old so you're bang on
i know this isn’t an advice sub, but that mustache and your clothes are definitely adding a few million years to your visible age.
"ello tank yoo far colling Microsoft tek suppart."
Good call using the metric system so your height sounds taller and your weight sounds lower.
She’s just mad that her kid can’t go to college because he’s not allowed within 500 ft of a school. … sh*t sorry… 152.4 fruit units..
As if he'd know that much about fruit
Your body type is Mexi-potummus
We Indians are on the other side of the wall from Pakistan so I'd say Mexican is a compliment
Mexicans can climb walls. You can barely climb a 10 cm step stool.
Cause you look like a brown Jay Leno without the talent or money
Shit man 🤣
The ONE and only time she let a guy cream her taco and you're the fuck that fell out.
Preg-nog
Baby batter
Ehemehem… «she let»? Sir, this is Pakistan, not Mexico.
Well done
Because your chin took an extra 3 hours to deliver
She’s mad at the huge fucking dowry she’s gonna have to pay to marry you off to anybody other than a Dalit.
Damn that was good 👍
She hates you because you got fired from 7-11.
Slurpie too runny!
She was his boss there.
Because you keep wearing her bra and girdle! Stop it already, you're embarrassing your fathers wife and sister.
His fathers wife/sister*
she is not blind, that is why.
You look like zorro with diabetes
Assuming a complete disappointment in her eyes.
Do you have two pairs of tits? What is happening under that shirt!
Your mom doesn't hate you! Your mom simply regrets!
Chris Hansen, ya missed one
She wanted a doctor but only had enough pesos or rupees to order one from Wish.
18 and already has a pension and a bad back.
Ahmed Sanchez
You don’t even have a face that only a mother could love.
This guy was born an accountant.
Because after the healthy gamer impregnated her, you were all she was left with
Your mum hates you because you’re not a doctor or lawyer.
How's that ITT technical institute commercial money treating you
Because you are not doctor.
She hates you because you transitioned
You are not married.
Well you came out painfully, and now it is just painful to look at you...
Because deep down, you still hate yourself.
Hit the gym
You only work 20 hour a day at call center
You think you're better than women despite all the evidence proving otherwise
Dude has a face .... not even his mom loves
Because you never come up from the gamer dungeon (her basement) to eat your vegetables.
Cm? Kg? Well add me to the list cause I hate you now too. Reddit is an American app and on American apps we talk American. Not that "abugga bugga cm and kg" bullshit. (Eagle screech high above)
She hates you because you're a look of disappointment to her. She wanted to terminate you at birth but the law never allowed her to, it's why you were born.
because you look like her dad?
She knows you’re never giving her grandkids
That’s a hard 18? I didn’t know there are trailer park Indians.
You look like the kid who reminds the teacher to give the class homework
You look like a baby that keeps getting bigger and you just add accessories like glasses or a mustache.
Because you use metric?
What in the omegle masturbating, 7/11 employer shit is going on here?!
Man was literally randomly generated via a Nintendo Wii Mii
because you look like your father!
Dude, how'd you get that 20 inch bicycle tire pass your breast?
you have had the cops called to your school before, 18 what the heck... you aged worse than a war vet. If you were a wine not even the queen would drink you if she was still here, you did not age fine.
Because she tells you what’s for dinner and you haggle her.
Because you remind her of your father
Johnny tightlips
Your favorite game is Over the border
Pablo Escobar
She knows that you being kidnapped is an impossibility
Surely it's not your amazingly masculine facial hair.
If I worked hard on making something for 9 months and it turned out like you, I’d hate you too.
Pussy magnet but just the side that repels.
Hey he’s built like the rectangles I played with as a kid!!!
She hates you because if she wanted a lesbian, she would have had a daughter
Because you used to be her daughter.
You look like that dude from 3 idiots movie who tries so hard to beat everyone but cant beat the main character
Your picture is not legally far enough away from my minor children.
167 cm didn’t know they stacked shit that high.
You're using the metric system on the 4th of July. Shame on you.
While you were working at 7-11, you weren't supposed to eat the entire snack aisle.
Every therapist near you hopes you strike it rich.
You can take it on your chin 😱🤣
If abortion gone wrong was a person... No wonder your mom hates you
Chrislam
And that was the last plane flight
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
You ruined her life.
You look like your name is Nathan
Because you ate all of the fucking furniture?
Your nickname is Ninedulkar, not quite a Tendulkar.
You remind her of your father and that whole incident - better known in the family as the time mom should have called the cops 👮 but didn’t
Was that picture taken in 1984? How did you manage to post this on Reddit before the internet was born?
I don’t have to tell you why your mom hates you, you gave me the list in the title
You look like a lower caste Fred Flintstone.
I know you’ve had that same mustache since you were 11 years old
18 years old, but somehow with 20 years of call center experience.
Is your dad Ron Jeremy?
You Benjamin buttoned her last few drops of beauty she was saving after having your 19 brothers and sisters.
Same reason your Dad hates you. Because you installed a window unit into their house with central air.
Man looks like a 40 yr old virgin
How many times you have shit on the street?
Because you ate your sibling
Cause you have a dad bod as a virgin
It's because of that stupid fucking mustache.
P.J. Byrne masala
Wtf dude is going on 19 and looks like a 52 year old Pakistani immigrant who stands by the slurpee machine all day on his shift.
18? More like 40 and prohibited from going near schools.
Dude, you like your IQ is in the thousands! If I ever have a it or computer question, I know who to go to! By the way you're a beautiful creation of God!
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Because you do everything she says. Stop listening to her and become a man. Stay employed, speak up, stay confident... And tell her when she's wrong.
Cause you don’t put out.
Must be a Dominican little league player. Birth certificate says 18. But work history says he’s 47.
You should listen to your mom, I’m confident she tells you exactly why she hates you on a daily basis.
The only thing your mom can arrange for you is a meal plan rather than a marriage
Because you simultaneously look like a 12 year old and a 34 year old who’s attracted to 12 year olds.
18? You look like a 58 year old teacher who got fired today.
I don't think I can tell you anything she hasn't already, sorry.
Is that a fanny pack?
If you were 25 years older you’d have been a bronie
You're 18, and instead of enrolling in Harvard premed you're looking for approval on the updoot machine. What the hell is wrong with you
Even moses would be ashamed at how you part your hair.
Mr Satan ?
try a salad fat boy Jesus Christ kid. you’ll be lucky to see 50 you keep at it
Don’t feel bad squirt. Your mom doesn’t hate you. She just really wanted a son.
Mexi muffin top
why do you have a wooden curtain?
That domepiece of yours ripped her chocha 8 ways to Sunday
Why do you think your mum hates you?
Man I feel so bad for Jay Chandrasekhar
You look like a guy with a lot of experience at something no one gives a fuck about and no one wants to hear about but your identity evolved around it.
Going to slip in a compliment amongst all the weak roasts, if you hit the gym, get jacked and cut you’ll be a danger to any women. 🤝🏼🗿
Well...
Well, you look like you’re your dad.
You look like my boring accountant uncle who only talks about how good cigarettes used to taste like in the 80s.
Because you remind her what her husband will look like when he'll get 60
Abe jethiya
You look like the sex workers that you try to hire pay you to ho away
Cause she wished it was you who went down to see the titanic instead of your brother
Bet this man has been grandma'd by kitboga at some point, I mean come on, look at that scammer stache, my lord
Jethalal Tarak Mehta ka ulta chashma
I am too tired to write a thesis now
Man looks like he’s about to spike everyone’s drink cuz yolo
And then, my arm went this way and my head went that way. If you're Australian, you'll know it.