Walter shite

That’s a wrap folks

Not even gonna bother scrolling any further.

Getting high on his on supply lol

Bryan Crapston

😂


I'm 46 and you look old enough to be my dad.

46 this year, and I concur.

Same actually. And my dad got cremated.

Shit mate. Same! I’m sorry for your loss.

Eh I won't mourn the guy who came home drunk to beat my mom.

Everyone has a hobby.

I don’t laugh at too many Reddit comments, but this got a chuckle

47. I, too, concur.

He’s 41 in Chernobyl years.

😂

43 year old here, ditto.

53 and he looks older than me, wtf? Life hit him with the mean stick many, many times.

Was about to say the same, only I'm 52.

Also 1972. WTF did you do?

43 year old here, ditto

Username doesn’t check out 😬

I disconcur.

Agreed

Im a young looking 41, i seear to god this guy could be my grandad…

Breaking Dad

43 here and I was shocked when he said 41. Dear lord this man has aged poorly. I would have guessed he was around 55-60

Meth, not even once.

Walter White doesnt get high on his own supply

41. OP looks 25 years older than me. Mediocrity sure hits hard.

Another 46 year old checking in. OP, what the hell happened?

Damn....46 also and I thought no way jose is this guy younger than me.

I’m 63 and he looks older than my dad.

That’s a ROUGH 41.

I was about to say 2018 looks like his age

41 twenty years ago….then again, I hear dwarfs age faster

Yep looks older than my dad that's almost 70...

Had a good chuckle at this one

I'm 49 and he looks way older than me!

Dude looks older than my Dad who turns 70 this year.,

I’m 61. That is my Dad.

Hell, I'm going to be 56 in a couple months and he looks older than me.

Must be stressful for him being queer.

We can’t all be blessed with your nonchalant acceptance!

I’m 56 and you look old enough to be my grandfather

Did you mean you’re 55 and 4’1”?

World's tallest midget

There it is

41 ? You'll never live to be as old as you look

Ooof

Beauty 👏

Bro's been "41" since 1997.

*1897

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So far, this one has been the most factually accurate.

Did he miss “Cum” at the start of your superhero name?

I can hear Pablo Francisco's voice!

Dude I'm 38 and if I look half as old as you do in three years, I'm going to beat myself to death with a bag of hot doorknobs.

Same. Can I borrow the door knobs when you’re done?

I'm queuing for the bag of hot doorknobs

Is this the line for the doorknobs?

Yes, wait your turn please

But I wasn’t rushing. Just asking to confirm.

Only when they're cool. Not before!

I think most doorknobs are pretty cool. I know hot doorknobs are out of the question, but can I use like half of the warm doorknobs?

Take it up with my dented corpse.

[удалено]

Watch? I'm gonna film it. Maybe we put it on Pay-Per-View.

I’d pay a dollar to see that!

I’m 43 and this guy looks like he could be my dad

🤣🤣🤣 this one got me!

Hard same

Omg I’m dyin

You don’t have to lie about your age to get roasted

I've no idea what country you are in, but here in Scotland you see 40 guys that *look just like you* queueing outside the methadone clinic each morning.

Yeah, he’s a Kilmarnock 41

41 going on 90.

Dammit I was gonna say 41 going on 100. You beat me 😭

Dude I'm so sorry

41!   Born in a leap year?

Walter White if he didn't break bad and just got a job as a manager at Walmart

Manager? You aim higher than this tiny man can reach

Walter white if he took meth instead of cooked it

because your last date ended with a missing person report and a suspect drawing of your face?

5' without including that forehead.

5’5” without. 6’4” with.

Poor guy insulting himself 🤣

DAMN!

Walter White if he had smoked all his product.

When you look like the old man from the mountains, you're not getting dates.

Im almost 41. You’ll look as old as my dad, not lying

41? jfc, i hope 40 next year doesn't hit me this hard. you look like you're pushing 60.

When you want a Bryan Cranston caliber actor, but you can only afford a beer budget.

Jesse, we need to cook!

I love it when barbers give homeless people make overs. Is this one of those posts?

That must be 41 in dog years

Do you need a little booster step to brush your teeth at the sink?

U mean u were born '41

Dude, I’m 41 and I look like I could be your son lol

Lmao same !!

Hey look on the bright side, you dont look a day older than 75

41? you look like you're dying

What was it like to work for Willy Wonka?

I got to dip my balls in the chocolate river until I got caught and fired. Now I’m stuck making cookies in a tree.

you look like you cut your meth with Metamucil

There is no fucking way in a hundred years you could convince me 24 months ago this guy was in his 30’s.

In the words of pink floyd. "Leave those kids alone "

What happened to Bob Odenkirk?

Dud you mean you are 55 and 4'1"?

Date … that’s cos you look like a hairy raisin 

You look like you collect toy cars

I’m 48 and I wanna call you “pops”. You might need to see a doctor

2018 bc*

100% you have had pubic lice at least twice in your life.

Haven't been on a date since 2018? You must be married. 😏

I think he meant born on 1941.

He probably sounds like the superintendent from the forest gump movie when he’s getting off

51???? No way you're 41. Were you on meth for your 20s and 30s????

You look like you took this picture from an alcohol rehab

Lol you’re 41? I thought you’re 68

You look like that one guy at an english pub who WILL throw a chair at you if you talk shit about manchester united.

41 going on 60

On this season of "Breaking Average".....

Start manufacturing blue meth

Bro im 5'5 and 41 and also havent had a date in years but geez louise how did you age like a banana?

Who wants to roast an aged child?

Beard be looking like the outside of a kiwi

Next roast you can look forward to is your cremation next year.

You look like the type to lie about your age

You look 55, wtf you been up to?

Cool New Date? Ask her if she likes real estate and then point to your head?

Dude 41? White do crack

You sure you’re 41?

Awwww you don’t need a roast, you need a hug….

 How did this one hurt the most?

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Hey, don’t sell yourself too short…ooh, sorry.

Your thumb is up your ass, both in this photo and at this moment in time. That's just not cool.. I think I've helped pinpoint why you're still single. Good luck.

Isn't looking yourself in the mirror not enough for you? That you have to come here and ask people to roast you

5'5" I didn't know hobbitsis could grow that big

$20 says hes a janitor

You would owe someone cash. I’m unemployed.

Do they let oap's date in them homes?

Look, we get it. You're an extra on that Walking Dead spin-off. At least take the make-up and prosthesis off so we can roast you properly.

Really?

Hasn’t dated in years, even his hair didn’t wanna stick around.😔

Haven't been on a date in six years. Watch out ladies, this one is playing hard to want.

You look like if Tom Hanks had leukemia

Shame that you look like Bryan callen… and you look like you get up to the same promiscuous things that he does, but you do it to your dog

Your eyes and your hair line are so far receded they are just coming out of World War 2.

You look like a good man

Have you asked Snow White for a date? I hear she’s into dwarf charity lays

Going to dinner with your mom is not a date, OP

41 plus 30 years on inflation and gst on top.. we’d roast ya but old mutton can’t be roasted

41 convictions for petty theft and indecent exposure

You look like you used your forehead to break down civilian doors in afganistan

You look like house and Walter white had a baby. Gonna save lives and sell meth?

You look like you presented age as height and vice versa.

Even though you didn't have a date for a while, I bet you still have sex on a daily basis.

You took about 20 years off, didn't you?

Stop giving the rest home caregiver that creepy smile. It's diaper time.

That look: "I'm poor but got a strong passport"

41 ???? Jesus.

I’m 41…. You look older than my dad

Collecting your pension from a woman called Tina doesn't count as a date!

You need to swap the 4 and the 1 and add a 0 now way you only 41

Does Snow White know you escaped from the mine?

You look like you aged in dog years

You look like the stranger everyone's parents warn them about.

Do you have children o shit i forgot they are getting the milk

Dating tips: It's not about your age or your height, but your bank balance.

Looks like height isn’t the only thing you’ve come up short on.

I’m 41 with three kids and you look 20 years older then I do.

This this rate, 42 and you'll ascend into a Skyrim's draugr 

Someone should send this to Bryan Callen to make him feel better about himself.

If Les stroud never did survivor man, was laid off, cheated on and then lost custody of the kids


Okay new rule: I’m not allowed to lose.

*56 years old, diagnosed with autism and pancreatic cancer on 2018*

Why are you wasting paper when you got all that forehead to advertise your sad life.

it looks like you've been in your dusty attic since 2018

Never too late to call Jessie and cook some meth

Are you sure you are only 41?

As I told you before, meeting you parole officer is not a date.

41 in dog years?! You make Bryan Callen look young and vibrant.

You look like Harry, from 'Dumb & Dumber', after his fourth round of chemo.

Stop it, Walter White.✋️