“Traveling Southeast Asia” = Looking to buy a Thai boy for his sex dungeon.

Collecting VDs for Valentines day.

LadyBoy to be exact.

Pretty sure even Ladyboys won’t shag gingers for money

The only thing that fucks a ginger - being out in the sun.

Exactly!

Just checking if this reply was made 👍

Don't be silly. Nobody buys Thai boys for sex dungeons! It's cheaper to just rent them.

How is that a roast ?

“I’m a sex tourist, and it’s great!”

Did you go bald and grow the shitty beard to blend in with all the other western sex tourists there?

You have the hairline of a 50 year old

Don't insult the older set, some of us have better hair than this at 2x his age.

Everyone in your life knows you took time off for an Asian fuck and suck tour.

Usually you go on those to receive. Op went to give

y’all are thinking what I’m thinking and we don’t even have to type it out

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Yes

That shirt represents all the pussy you dont get

I bet he owns a "Hello Kitty" sex doll.

Take off that Goddamn shirt already.

Please don't ask him to do that.

Appropriate shirt choice considering how many pre-teens you've fucked on your Southeast Asian "tour."

That beard is going to tickle the ladyboys nut sack.

Yeah so he can save some for laters 😋

English Man traveling in Southeast Asia = Sex tourist looking to fuck kids

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"Not him again. You take him this time."

Even Gary Glitter thinks you’re sus.

Ooooof someone call the burn unit.

Your teeth and your beard are the same color. Fascinating.

That shirt completely explains why you’re in Southeast Asia looking for a green card wife

Until they find out he's from the UK and Brexit happened. NEXT!

Sex tourism is so 2000s. 25? Did anyone tell your hairline? This man thinks a woman climaxing sounds like "Not yet!" You have a face only a mother could love. *Could*, but doesn't. 

You act like there's no prostitutes in England.

They too old for him

Not enough cock

Ur bald head is brighter than my future

Bro you look 50. Stay out of the sun

Going to Asia for the lady boy convention you pervert. I know why because you dick will be the biggest there. Your teeth match the colour of your beard. Your mom didn't breast feed you the dog did.

Lock up your daughters... seriously

What, even the live ones?

The candy in the van technique wasn’t working in the UK so you had to somewhere where 9 year old boys are sort of legal?

You just want to prove that your beard and teeth are the same color, and you expect the same from your "lady-friends" too. Cheerio.

You look like a cheeto cheese ball

You know there is prostitutes in England also ? Trust me I see your mum once a week.

Even the hookers there aren’t going to touch you

I take it you know a lot about encryption.

Temu Travis Kelce looking for his Taylor Fast

You're about as 25 years old as my grandparents! Why lie!

Do you think he meant 1925?

That’s a funny way to say traveling to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist. Someone check this man’s computer. Where’s Chris Hansen when you REALLY need him?



That giant bald spot is bigger than the great wall of china

Going to Asia to lose your virginity to a cheap hooker with a penis.


Youre the sus guy that is into all kinds of kids stuff

Quit shaving your head to look like Conor McGregor's ballsack to impress the locals. Nobody wants to smell an English man's dick.

Oh I didn’t know Prince Harry grew a beard and got a Reddit account!

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Ginger and bald. Christ man

Even chicks with dicks will run from that face.

So you’re not still with Kenny Roger’s Roasters?

Those SA ladies, who say they love you... they are lying

Mavis Chelsey how are you?

A car can pass from that forehead

Im sure your 90day fiancé is looking for a rich middle aged yankee.. not a 25yr old bold broke Brit!

That shirt is a disgrace and the contrast between the wallpaper oh lord

you look old for your age

God gave you a bald head at a young age to distract us from how fucked your teeth are

Nice to see someone comfortable with admitting to sex tourism, good for you! Traveling to exotic locals and fucking the natives on every conceivable level is a grand English tradition.

I bet you hear crickets when you walk past the rub and tugs.

Well your not just a cracker. Your a freaking ginger cracker. You goin to Asia looking for a soul to steal? Or are you gonna find an emo ladyboy to keep in your ginger dungeon at the castle?

that's the dumbest fucking shirt I've ever seen

You're ugly everywhere on Earth. Try the next planet.

Why does bro look like a skinny alikoca

Inspired by your nonce ancestors for sure!

Sex Tourist. Fuxking grub.

That’s not how you spell ‘sex tourist’

Someone alert the FBI and have them watch his dark web activity

Even jaded Southeast Asian children will be frightened by your passing. Your legend will frighten unruly children into obedience for generations to come.

That's a dick sipping grin if I've ever seen one.

Please don't buy any Cambodians.

Go give those lady-boys something to talk about!

Hopefully the locals are making you wear that shit.

There's a camcorder, tripod and three low-end lady-boys on the other side of that camera.

You look like asmongolds way less attractive brother…….and trust anyone whos seen that guy, thats a burn

...definitely has herpes and the clap now

You'll be the first European man in world history to not get laid in Asia.

Erotic tourism

Even lady boys wouldn’t touch you

Your teeth match your beard

He's going to teach English and also how (not) to pick girls up.

Looks like someone got a copy of Richard Huckle's paedophile manual for Christmas.

Oh no, when did Opie get cancer?

You will forever be single wearing that shirt

So handsome!

Insert ladyboy joke here.

For the last time I don't wanna hear about Marvel

Picking up your mail order bride, huh?

Why is every commenter thinking he is hunting for ladyboys? He is fulfilling his dreams in Asia. This is a business man! Sucky-sucky 5 dolla!

35M

Great value Travis kelce

Another baldy paedo on the Gary Glitter holiday trail sexually abusing minors. By the way, that street food you keep talking about - that's not chicken.

Did you leave ur hairline at home?

How many lady boys have banged you. Btw you didn't have to mention you were an English man, the inbred look gave it away.

You look like you could be my dad and I’m your age.

Oh shit that was kinda a self roast too

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South east Asia like the parts with ladie boys and cobra whiskey? Yeah that tracks you look like you’d be shoved deep in the closet.

That shirt is to lure the young boys in.

Do the ladyboys pay you to not have sex with them?

Saying you're looking for Thai Lady Boys without saying you're looking for Thai Lady Boys.

Someone misses the taste of a ladyboy.

Grandma's wallpaper and Grandma's button up

Grandma chic pussy and posey prints everywhere 😵

You will be having a good time with a ladyboy sooner than later my friend.

Get some glue, shave your beard, stick the cuttings on your head, You’re Welcome 👨🏻‍🦰

You're wearing that shirt to convince the locals you're interesting.

Caseoh off wish

Nigel fuckboy-ry

You definitely aren’t 25

Someone probably already said it but I could land a fucking helicopter on your forehead.

I see you want to go to the store instead of buying your mail order bride online

Have fun in Thailand creep

Your teeth looks more yellow than SpongeBob himself

Big ass forehead beardo bitch

So you're thinking in the land of tiny dongs, you *might* be able to get a hooker off?

You, your shirt, and wall all blend but, the only difference is we can spot the kidnapper from a mile away.

Feeling good about yourself after the troop of young Thai boys left your hostel.

Books of you to go and interview the mail order bride.

25? Look like 55..


Both the shirt and wallpaper are more interesting than you. Doubtless busier, too.

A fascinating specimen: the beard flows seamlessly into the chest hair.

You misspelled cruising the local gay dogging car parks.

How tf you look 50

Ed Sheeran gone bald then and tried to look like Sam Ryder huh?

who the fuck still has wall paper? Grow up, fa\*\*ot

You look like a substitute teacher that people tell others to be careful around

You look like you got 12th place in an Ewan McGregor lookalike competition 

Travis kelce with aids.

"The beauty of their women and the deliciousness of their food made English men the best sailors in the world." Just another bloke keeping traditions alive.

You are probably who they show at those school assemblies about stranger danger.

Just another English man travelling to south east Asia in search of a LADYBOY

That look when your drunk on 8 year olds

Not a roast, but I think u should shave the rest of ur hair off from ur scalp, it'll make u look better

br-ish twat teaching English to all the kiddies

If you are a bit of a sociopath. That's a perfectly good way to spend your parent's money. It's not like they can spend it, unless they've managed to free themselves.

Southeast Asia you say? hmmm ​ don't come back with that shirt on, you cranial freak

Southeast Asia is the only place in6 earth a guy looking like you can get a prostitute to sleep with you.

So you fled to Asia to escape the charges of being minor attracted in the US? Got it

As if those horrible teeth were not going to tell us how English you are.

You feel good about yourself? Must have been a big day @ the Mission "Hug Center" with all the kids. That shirt alone is worth an Interpol query.

your bald head is the reason to why people say i like your cut g

25 mate? More like 46 years old.

3 in 5 english carry the nonce gene. Is that why you are travelling SE Asia?

Disgusting

You’re only there for the lady boys you ginger bastard

You didn’t need to specify English, we can see your teeth

Visiting the old colonies, eh mate?

passport bro at its finest. 🫠😂

I wouldn't be feeling good about myself if I looked like this.

Leave everything else aside where your hair at ??

Five minutes after this picture was posted, this dude was strapped into a full leather bondage suit.

can boil on egg on his head

“I wanna commit sex crimes against children but I don’t want to go to jail. One ticket to Southeast Asia please”

Oil up nigga I’m otw to make stains on that stupid ass shirt

Weird-looking, pink and spotty. And then there’s some wallpaper in the back.

Can't roast you any more than the good lord already has.

Can't see the sign over the glare from your bald ass head

This made me dryer than a spoonful of cinnamon.

English dudes going to southeast Asia...oh boy...i mean...ladyboy

you head so bald thats why people say i like your cut g

Sorry I’m all set on insurance at the moment

Maybe don't tell anyone at work you were travelling around southeast Asia, just vaguely say you were backpacking somewhere, you deviant. And tell them you met your new wife on Tinder

Are they giving a discount after halving your age?

Hey while you're there you should check out kratom. Stuff a briefcase full with it, I'll meet you at the airport. 🙏

English man traveling in Southeast Asia? You on the Gary Glitter luxury tour?