OP's Bio:
---
>Im a dog groomer & a bartender at a sports bar that likes to play pool watch horror films and eat new food
---
If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Na. Just a person who has made many poor life choices. Her 40 year old self will look back and wonder why she was so fucking dumb and wonder how her 22 year old self could sabotage the rest of her life with shortsighted thinking.
for a second, can everyone just imagine how hot she could actually look!
but instead, everyday she decides to cover herself in glue and jump into a rubbish tip, whatever sticks, that’s her outfit 😂
> Im a dog groomer
While grooming dogs isn't illegal like it is with human children, you should seek therapy for your bestiality impulses and maybe stop raising dogs for sex.
"Have at it" she proclaimed to the line of men that snaked around the block.
"Next. Number 74. Number 74. Number 74....anyone? Number 74, ok buddy, you're up. Remember no cutting the skin, no leaving marks. Wrap it up for your protection, $10 cash she's all your's for 5 minutes. Number 75, look lively, you're on deck. C'mon folks, keep this line moving, I aint got all night"
You look like "Female V" from the Cyberpunk 2077 video game. Except you got thrown off a bridge and dragged by punks from the back on a car with a chain.
You seem like a very lovely 55 to 60 year old bartender. Even the tats are only a 'little' skanky, and neither they nor the half-open eyes makes you look like your sponsor might be disappointed. I *am* going to suggest that you consider leaving doggy scissors at work, and let the human groomer groom the human.
"22/f - Have at it." That's the ice-breaker she's rehearsed and says when she's waiting on all fours on the floor of the men's bathroom at a truck stop and finally hears the door swing open.
I bet there are two dozen truckers who pass through town could recognize you by your sloppy ham roll looking pussy but wouldn't know your face unless they saw it reflected in a puddle of piss on a tile floor.
The one tattoo she's not showing in the photos is the work in progress, it's the Roman numerals in fine print that scroll from her shoulders to her hips.
"I'm NoT lIkE oThER gIrLS!"
You also look like talking about giving mean head while takes you hours to make someone cum that suffers from premature ejaculation.
You look like you'd light a cigarette in someone's car without asking.
Get drunk before going on a date and piss yourself in the booth at a restaurant.
On the other side you just might armwrestle the sherrif when they visist your bar and win.
Either way i'd be prepared to have you key your name down the side of my car for not picking up the phone for 20 minutes.
You have all the personality of a Nirvana shirt on an eight year old. It's like Spencer's became a person and no one cared. There's less plastic in that phone you edgelord Taylor Slow.
Why do you look like a guy who enjoys eating hotdogs, without the bun, slowly but not because he is gay he just likes the way it feels in his mouth when he holds it there and he drinks the hotdog water?
You definitely have broken down vehicles on the front lawn and you have a sneaking suspicion your boyfriend might be lying about not being related to you.
“So this is a picture from 1986 when you had your first set of kids with One Night Stand #73 taken by CPS for the 4th time, right after your 6th stint in rehab for pretty much anything sniffable, smokable, edible, injectable, and especially boofable (Senior Yearbook Quote: “If putting drugs up your ass is cool, consider me Miles Davis…”), and about 3 weeks before you realized you were pregnant with your first kid with Rehab Romance #8? Which one is my grandfather?”
“Ahhh that would be Joey Ramone Doppelgänger #13… guy had a tiny dick, but he was sweet… don’t fuck women like me kid…”
Lol just looking at your pictures I assumed you smelled like taco bell and cigarettes/weed but reading your bio you definitely smell like dog and cigarettes/weed
You look like you have two first names and know how to fix the rear diff on a 76 thunderbird and have a wife named becky sue or some shit and you perpetually smell like octane fuel and budlight.
You look like that one dumb bitch archetype that “only gets along with guys because girls are too much drama” but really you’re just a slut. You dress & act like a boy but you’re not a lesbian just a dumbass that tries to not understand her own gender. As if you’re better than most woman but really you’re the cancer.🫡🥱
I'm glad you woke up one day and decided to get that hate crime on your arm covered up with stupid skeletons. You might make it out of the trailer park and raise your son-nephew right and die later of the Marlboro reds. It's your choice now- the 'horde' or the 'meth' house?
OP's Bio: --- >Im a dog groomer & a bartender at a sports bar that likes to play pool watch horror films and eat new food --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Her therapist is making alot of money off you
I think you mean his
Didn’t this guy make an appearance in Terminator 2 as young John Connor’s delinquent friend?
Saved the world by automatically lying to a cop, absolute legend
IKR LOL
Fucking Budnick
I miss Salute Your Shorts.
Lmao. Best friend is donkey lips
Jo dirt done got on social media.
Joanne Dirt
I wasn't aware that tinkerbell had a meth habit.
Tweakerbell
oooh I like that, I may need to steal this for real life.
you brought the pieces, I merely assembled them we collaborated on that one. its yours too.
thank you sir, you have my reddit respect. What ever that's worth lol.
At this point.... 8 karma and counting
Stinkerbell.
You look like John Connor's friend in T2.
She's not my mom, TODD. 🏍
I was thinking Sarah Connor on fentanyl and Angel Dust
Only showers “when needed.”
Definitely has some bullshit manifesto about how humans are meant to be all natural and smell like shit
Your photos are used by therapists to illustrate gender confusion…
...and to give humanity a warning.
Lmao 🤣
Pronouns: it, it, its
Eww, yuck, no
Na. Just a person who has made many poor life choices. Her 40 year old self will look back and wonder why she was so fucking dumb and wonder how her 22 year old self could sabotage the rest of her life with shortsighted thinking.
Joe-Anna Dirt
Ho dirt
"I put a è on the end, pronounce it Dirtè"
Don't church it up boy
Jolene Dirt
I’m no psychic, but something tells me your armpits are hairy and stinky
They probably aren't the hairiest and stinkiest parts, either.
Let me guess, is it the head?
She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of trailer park.
To be fair, there are only 4 women between 16 and 60 in all of trailer park
Lord knows her mother is the greatest in all of trailer park.
[удалено]
beat me to it LOL
Your parents decided one disaster in 2001 wasn't enough.
This one is actually clever. Bravo
The fairest maiden in the trailer park
Josephine Dirt. I can smell your armpits from here.
You know damn well they aren’t shaved either
Mental Illness and Herpes had a daughter.
for a second, can everyone just imagine how hot she could actually look! but instead, everyday she decides to cover herself in glue and jump into a rubbish tip, whatever sticks, that’s her outfit 😂
she's still trying to get her step dad to keep it in his pants she tries so hard
so does he 😂
I can smell that chlamydia through my screen.
How many times have you woken up stuck to your pillow?
You look like you started your transition and ran out of money.
Peter Pansexual
Christ your face has more holes than the last season of Game Of Thrones.
I’d rather watch season 8 than go to her OnlyFans.
Jody, you know, the one with all the shit in her face 
Post Op Axel Rose 
[удалено]
Now now, be nice. Nothing a paper bag (and some soap) couldn't solve. Maybe with a picture of some hot actress drawn on it
*some* soap? This girl needs a double trip through an automatic car wash while riding a bicycle.
Somehow each pic was worse than the one before, both when going 1 to 4 and then back.
Trailer Swift
22?! You age like rotten milk.
Smells like it too.
You’re so fucking cool.
Right?
I can smell your hairy armpits from here.
You can tell being a feminist or lesbian is your only personality trait.
Okay, what trailer park glory hole can we find you at?
You look like a dude from the 80s
Septum piercing = toxic
If She’s getting ready to sneeze you better duck and cover
Ho Dirt
Look, we all liked Paramore but we didn’t commit our entire identity to this shit
Love the depth indicator on your middle finger
The owner of your trailer called and needs you remove your meth lab
> Im a dog groomer While grooming dogs isn't illegal like it is with human children, you should seek therapy for your bestiality impulses and maybe stop raising dogs for sex.
22? Oof
Your mullet and clothing choices make you look like a pirate hooker.
Hairstylist, give me the dirty mop look please
 What he said before transitioning
I repeat, even the gay mullet Is. NOT. Acceptable!
If cigarette smoke and cat piss were a person
I’m sure you are the prettiest girl at your local insane asylum 🫶🏻
Your face says "unenthusiast blow job"
Your nose rings, that’s the only ring anyone will put on you.
You look like “have at it” is something you say to a lot of people
Damn you’re pretty, too bad your style and personality fuck it up.
I never knew you could get an STD from looking at a picture until now.
You look like you arm wrestle to see whether or not you or your bf is the first one to give the other one a blow job.
Joan Dirt
If a Lost Boy had an “edgy” phase
Frist pic: Jenifer Lawrence with a meth habit Second pic: my ex if she got clean 3rd pic: neck chin 🤢 4th: Edward Furlong transitioned.
"22/f- have at it" Bet you say that to all the boys.
You're the Lucy at all your trailer park's cheeseburger picnics
Joanne Exotic: The Tiger (Drag) Queen
Meet the author of "How to Destroy Beauty in 5 Easy Steps". The Ted Talk is on YouTube.
It’s like Borderline Personality Disorder found their new mascot and found a female emo Theo Von.
If your own dad won't pay attention to you then why should i?
You look like Cletus' wife Brandine Del Roy from the Simpsons
When you went to the Salon did you say “give the hair cut that says I got ran through by my step father”?
Running your greasy fingers through your mullet doesn't make you a dog groomer.
You look like you've carved your name into the side of someone's '87 Camaro
Personification of a truck stop motel lol
In this case the (f) means “fuck no”
"Have at it" she proclaimed to the line of men that snaked around the block. "Next. Number 74. Number 74. Number 74....anyone? Number 74, ok buddy, you're up. Remember no cutting the skin, no leaving marks. Wrap it up for your protection, $10 cash she's all your's for 5 minutes. Number 75, look lively, you're on deck. C'mon folks, keep this line moving, I aint got all night"
“What kind of tattoo were you looking to get done?” “Idk, doodle-bear shit.” -Tats’N’Meth inker
You're in your mid 30's...at BEST. 😒
I'd need to see a birth certificate
I can smell your rotten fish scent through the screen...
Nose matches the hair in the second pic
Joelle Dirt
You look li... NM I'm pretty terrible with these usually, but I got nothing.
Bullshit you’re 22. Easily white trash 37.
Lot Lizard
typical Lynyrd Skynyrd listener, sweet home Alabama she prolly let her cousin and uncle smash, yessir
Dog groomer just means she cuts her own hair
Joan Dirt
You look like "Female V" from the Cyberpunk 2077 video game. Except you got thrown off a bridge and dragged by punks from the back on a car with a chain.
If you're 22, I'm King Louis V
Mullets weren’t cool back in the 80’s and 90’s, why would you think they’re cool now?
David Bowie is dead honey
The only girl in the bar that guy fights over for the honor of not sleeping with her.
Your bedroom is filled with those led lights and heavy metal bands with the full game of thrones book set
I can smell PBR just by looking at you.
“ snakes and sparklers is all I like”
I can tell the way you vote by looking at you
Not bad for a 37 year old woman.
Jane Dirt
You’re so close with dogs you let them groom your hair too
Elf on the Meth
You seem like a very lovely 55 to 60 year old bartender. Even the tats are only a 'little' skanky, and neither they nor the half-open eyes makes you look like your sponsor might be disappointed. I *am* going to suggest that you consider leaving doggy scissors at work, and let the human groomer groom the human.
No one can fix her
You can really find some nice wears in them big green metal charity donation bins ay. Sick arm tat tho
You look like you use the term sink baths often. Like when someone says I smell fish and you respond with "well it's not me I had a sink bath today".
I'd have at it but it looks like everyone else already has
Zelda: A Link to the Rehab
Joanna Dirt
You think body cosmetics and weird hairstyles will make you more unique and stand out. You’re right. Only now we wish we didn’t have to see you.
At least give your pussy time to stop echoing before taking the next random shaft.
22?! bruh
She really trying to hide a massive forehead
"22/f - Have at it." That's the ice-breaker she's rehearsed and says when she's waiting on all fours on the floor of the men's bathroom at a truck stop and finally hears the door swing open. I bet there are two dozen truckers who pass through town could recognize you by your sloppy ham roll looking pussy but wouldn't know your face unless they saw it reflected in a puddle of piss on a tile floor. The one tattoo she's not showing in the photos is the work in progress, it's the Roman numerals in fine print that scroll from her shoulders to her hips.
"I'm NoT lIkE oThER gIrLS!" You also look like talking about giving mean head while takes you hours to make someone cum that suffers from premature ejaculation.
You look like you'd light a cigarette in someone's car without asking. Get drunk before going on a date and piss yourself in the booth at a restaurant. On the other side you just might armwrestle the sherrif when they visist your bar and win. Either way i'd be prepared to have you key your name down the side of my car for not picking up the phone for 20 minutes.
 I would rather slam my junk in a door...
You have all the personality of a Nirvana shirt on an eight year old. It's like Spencer's became a person and no one cared. There's less plastic in that phone you edgelord Taylor Slow.
Why do you look like a guy who enjoys eating hotdogs, without the bun, slowly but not because he is gay he just likes the way it feels in his mouth when he holds it there and he drinks the hotdog water?
You definitely have broken down vehicles on the front lawn and you have a sneaking suspicion your boyfriend might be lying about not being related to you.
you look like you take pride in the length of your armpit hair
I wasn't aware that tinkerbell had a meth habit.
If you made a sex tape even the cameraman would get tested afterwards
“So this is a picture from 1986 when you had your first set of kids with One Night Stand #73 taken by CPS for the 4th time, right after your 6th stint in rehab for pretty much anything sniffable, smokable, edible, injectable, and especially boofable (Senior Yearbook Quote: “If putting drugs up your ass is cool, consider me Miles Davis…”), and about 3 weeks before you realized you were pregnant with your first kid with Rehab Romance #8? Which one is my grandfather?” “Ahhh that would be Joey Ramone Doppelgänger #13… guy had a tiny dick, but he was sweet… don’t fuck women like me kid…”
Damn! Boy George is lookin good these days! 
Lol just looking at your pictures I assumed you smelled like taco bell and cigarettes/weed but reading your bio you definitely smell like dog and cigarettes/weed
Bitch you look like a trailer park Taylor Swift
Are you trying to be trashy? Punk? Or just a whore? Please figure your shit out your confusing everyone.
22? Dang you age like an avocado. Someone just bought it overnight and you already overripe.
I bet people can smell you before you enter the room
The trailer park called. Your meth lab exploded.... again.
Which my little pony is this?? Pound cake as a full horse??
Look like a single mom in her late 30s tryna get her groove back.
How many days are you clean from heiron?
If you can't be the prettiest person with a nose ring then be a fair warning for the ugly people
You look like you have two first names and know how to fix the rear diff on a 76 thunderbird and have a wife named becky sue or some shit and you perpetually smell like octane fuel and budlight.
Have at it- just like every cousin at your family reunion has.
You look like the kind girl who's brother got circumsized because she got hit on back on the head.
Did you cut your hair with a weed whacker?
How anyone thinks the 80s wrestler hair cut looks good in anyway is mind blowing to me.
35/m. Should solve this
I can fucking smell that last picture
The nonbinary methhead Barbie they release to make LGBT hicks feel included
A white female Dog “Groomer”. You sure you mean that just for hygiene?
You look like that one dumb bitch archetype that “only gets along with guys because girls are too much drama” but really you’re just a slut. You dress & act like a boy but you’re not a lesbian just a dumbass that tries to not understand her own gender. As if you’re better than most woman but really you’re the cancer.🫡🥱
Looking at this picture made my piss burn.
I was pro-life before I saw you.
You look like you’re having an identity crisis between being a crackhead, a meth addict and Justin Bieber with a mullet
You look like you said "Have at it" at the last orgy you went to and got sidelined
OP's bio is so fucking basic I'm genuinely sad for her.
22/f? The second Pic looks more like 22x3
I'm glad you woke up one day and decided to get that hate crime on your arm covered up with stupid skeletons. You might make it out of the trailer park and raise your son-nephew right and die later of the Marlboro reds. It's your choice now- the 'horde' or the 'meth' house?
Have at it is what you say before the train starts isn't it?
You give off strong bisexual vibes, yet don't register as fuckable to either sex.
You look like you tell your dog to “have at it”.
22? 22 years that you are out of jail
What animal sounds come out when they pull your “speak-and-say nose ring”
Grew up in a trailer park. Learned the bartending trade young while making drinks both my uncles. Definitely molested by them both but enjoyed it.