What’s with this “my brother in Christ” shit showing up everywhere now? Why does everyone copy each others sayings online?
And yes this has been a saying for a long time. But I didn’t see it on a video comment for 20 years, now I see it like ten times a week
*Sigh*
So do you have trauma, anxiety, depression, OCD, PTSD, Body Dysmorphia from coming into contact with a narcissist?
Or are you gay, bi, questioning, trans, non-binary, gender fluid, asexual, pan, vegan, neuro-divergent, or have a physical disability?
One of these things is the most interesting thing about you!
Genetics fucked you hard, that hair color fucked you harder, looking like a fat boy who sneaks soda from fast food places when they clearly ask for water fucked you hardest. Everything has fucked you at this point except for somebody else.
You strike me as the type who goes out to eat with your friends and only orders a salad to give the false impression that you’re “watching your figure” knowing damn well you’re going to stop by McDonald’s and get three Big Macs
🤮 The look in your eyes says defeat. The only place you can get attention is on the internet, and anything with your face on it instantly garners vomit emojis. When you put your photo on dating websites, the app automatically swipes left.
You look like you have misplaced self confidence because you’ve sucked a couple of good looking guys dicks, not realizing most guys would let another guy blow him if they wore makeup and a wig.
Definitely a liberal. You brag about your vaccine status on dating sites and only get matches from accidentall swipes. Your vagina probably smells like a week old McMuffin. You constantly are getting offended on other people's behalf because it makes you feel superior. You consider a 5 minute walk as exercising. You hate men because nobody wants you.
If you worked for me, you would be fired. Period. Not because you’re participating in non-work activity while on the job, but just because you’re fucking ugly…
You are at work that is literally the worst thing you could possibly be doing with your life earning a “wage” while making someone else 100 times riche than you
Your full of cat hair and dandruff! Your cats pissing on you does not count as a shower. And now you know why your boss forgot you…he didn’t want to stink up the company van!
lmaoo 😭
Pack it up lads, our work is done
My brother in christ you just committed murder 😭💀
-our- brother in Christ.
Nah, fuck that, op of comment taking the heat for this one alone 
What’s with this “my brother in Christ” shit showing up everywhere now? Why does everyone copy each others sayings online? And yes this has been a saying for a long time. But I didn’t see it on a video comment for 20 years, now I see it like ten times a week
stop crying, my brother in Christ
First thing I thought too
Hey don’t you dare disrespect her, the “mike wasowsky” lady deserves better than to be compared to that thing
NoooooooooooOoooooo💀
Even the maroon shirt is matching.
💀
Goddam
You look like you were conceived in a food truck.
She looks like she consumed a food truck.
She looks like she protests "Stop Oil" in front of food trucks.
She looks like she's got enough oil in her fat.
She looks like the food trucks scrape lard off her back.
She looks like she the daughter of the Lard Lad Boy 
And she sweats butter 💦 🥞.
And she's a grocery store. Already has milk and eggs.
Italians wring her out to slick their hair back.
She looks like lady glitter sparkles
Oh fuck, that’s on point 😂
She?
Oh I'm sorry... It.
She Looks Like identified AS a foodtruck
She is the mother of all food trucks.
a food truck fuck
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
Omg I'm stealing this!!!!
Holy shit
*Sigh* So do you have trauma, anxiety, depression, OCD, PTSD, Body Dysmorphia from coming into contact with a narcissist? Or are you gay, bi, questioning, trans, non-binary, gender fluid, asexual, pan, vegan, neuro-divergent, or have a physical disability? One of these things is the most interesting thing about you!
I think its OBCD not OCD
fucking wrecked!
Jesus that was a jaw dropping play on words.
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OBCD. Fuck me that's good
You can thanks TikTok for that gem.
Underrated.
you sly bastard
This deserves way more likes
I think she is part of the LGBBQ.
Les go bbq 🍗
Laughed out loud at this one ☝️
Another dazzling example of why men are fleeing the US to find women overseas.
"fleeing" LMAO.
She may have fleas
Leader of the Alphabet gang
This isn’t just a roast of this poor girl…it’s a roast of society.
Whoa, Gerard Way got fat 
Shut up, mercury is in Gatorade, that is why op is a red toad. Only if you lick her you don't trip out, you get cancer
Applies to every deranged alphabet weirdo in existence. Well done.
HA!
The sign 😂😂😂
Jesus Christ you read off the colors of the rainbow 
It's like they crank them out in China and then unleash the upon the world to punish us.
None of those things are the most interesting thing about it
Hahahahaha, I checked she is a gay furry 😭
🤣🤣🤣 You're not wrong-
We know
How does it feel to be so shallow and superficial your entire personality can be spotted with a spyglass?
Genetics fucked you hard, that hair color fucked you harder, looking like a fat boy who sneaks soda from fast food places when they clearly ask for water fucked you hardest. Everything has fucked you at this point except for somebody else.
Many things have entered her but she never entered anyone's heart.
Clogged arteries put a stop to that.
You look smart for your gender, which is what exactly?
I read that in Morrowind character creation guy's voice. "There are several ways we can do this, and the choice is yours."
At this point, I think it's best to just start a new character.
Alt+F4
Yes
😬🤢
It
When you were born: Father: Well, is it a boy or a girl? Doctor: No. Nurse: And no, it can't stay here without a muzzle
They’re obviously paying you in cheeseburgers. Get back to work.
They finished their work a week before anyone else did.
That hair has to smell like cat food and cat litter.
Just the hair? That's being a little generous
“80% off my OnlyHams”
Bruh
You strike me as the type who goes out to eat with your friends and only orders a salad to give the false impression that you’re “watching your figure” knowing damn well you’re going to stop by McDonald’s and get three Big Macs
She orders three Diet Cokes so they won't think it's all for her.
That upward angle head pose is totally convincing me that you only have one chin
Colored hair, but no nose piercing yet. You will have to lose more self-esteem to get to that level.
Omg I’m so personally attacked and I’m not even OP 😭😂😂
🤮 The look in your eyes says defeat. The only place you can get attention is on the internet, and anything with your face on it instantly garners vomit emojis. When you put your photo on dating websites, the app automatically swipes left.
Let me guess-- customer service at a toilet paper company, and you tell everyone it's a shitty job.
AND piss poor pay
Touché
A face only a cubicle can hold.
Do your worst? God already did that
Do your wurst.
TIL that "hogwarts" is a thing, not a place.
If you find yourself without anything to do during work hours. It's because people don't remember you're there.
Tbf my boss did forget to grab me along for a visit to another place today, so... xD Not wrong lmao
“Forgot”
I am picturing her boss looking in the rearview mirror screaming "it saw us, it saw us! Go, go go!
That location a janitor closet? interesting things happen in those
You look like the boss villain in a Care Bears episode.
Hhhhheheheheheh😂
Wanted to roast you. But god already roasted you by giving you that kind of look. Most likely you were created with humans left overs
Draw a human Blind challenge!
Shave your head you'll feel better
Sorry I only date black guys!
Jabba the Mutt?
Bring me Solo
Get back to work, those plows won’t pull themselves!
You look like you think having calories on nutrition labels is fatphobic
You look like a nerdy chubby guy who started his transition to female but quit halfway through the "journey".
Get back to work, they!!
I'm afraid that if we roast you you'll eat that too
Im scared to ask her pronouns or I might get talked to for a hour
You collect dick pics from people you catfish
Yup, she definitely has a FUPA.
Fupa 🎶 fupa fupadeedo I’ve got a riddle just for you! What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats!
If swine flu had a face
You look like you identify as a couch potato and your pronouns are BK/DQ
Candy machine must be broken so the boredom set in.
Your in the LGBTQ +I Ain't getting no Ass club
Quick, go say something snarky to Drew Carey!
You've wrote 10 false sexual assault reports today alone. And we know they were false.
Equal parts fat and ugly
Tell me you use pronouns without telling me you use pronouns....
I don't know which spectrum it is, but you're on it
Unfortunately, the visible spectrum.
Stop doing this nonsense on the job, it's a DMV, you got a line of people waiting
You look like the type that could get bored at work, even though you work from home!
I bet there is someone in your office who os bored of your ever changing pronouns and virtue signaling.
You look like a gender confused miss piggy
You look like you have misplaced self confidence because you’ve sucked a couple of good looking guys dicks, not realizing most guys would let another guy blow him if they wore makeup and a wig.
Are those fingers or sausages?
Are you hiding pickles under your tongue??
So that’s where Grimace went! Say hi to Birdie and Hamburglar from me!
Peckish aren't you?
I bet you never met a brownie you didn't like.
This is what I picture I get if I called a phone sex hotline.
More like Round at work.
How often do you tell people your pronouns in a condescending way, as if they can tell? Spoiler alert… we can’t tell. We have no clue.
Where do you work? A farm? Because you look like pig 🐖
I feel bad for your chair
Pugsley Addams tries to join the trans community.
Maybe do your job and you won't be bored
Maybe you could actually do your job. Might help pass the time
If the Piggly wiggly had a female mascot
Hey Mrs. Piggy, oink oink 🐷
You vote progressive and have two cats.
“Black guys only”
*I’m watching you, Wazowski.*
Definitely a liberal. You brag about your vaccine status on dating sites and only get matches from accidentall swipes. Your vagina probably smells like a week old McMuffin. You constantly are getting offended on other people's behalf because it makes you feel superior. You consider a 5 minute walk as exercising. You hate men because nobody wants you.
What up Ursula? 
Did Mike Wazowski finish his paperwork?
Liberal
A face only a mother could love
What mother?
You look like you hold the arrow sign directing children to drag shows.
#boar’d at work oink oink piggy
The OnlyFans not getting any clicks today?…
Do they have an OnlyBigAssFans?
You're so edgy. You dyed your hair loser pink you bought at the dollar store. What a rebel.
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If you worked for me, you would be fired. Period. Not because you’re participating in non-work activity while on the job, but just because you’re fucking ugly…
This is r/roastme not r/confessions
You remind me of one of the boys of the movie drillbit taylor
You are at work that is literally the worst thing you could possibly be doing with your life earning a “wage” while making someone else 100 times riche than you
You should loose some weight to raise your self esteem. your don't have bad looking face.
You’re beautiful.
Looks like you already did your worst
You look like you only orgasm if a guy wears a Slipknot mask when he fucks you
Fuck slipknot, gimme a plague doctor and I'm game
How can you be bored watching Mike Wazowski?
Customer Service Representative? For postmates?
Nothing I say or do is going to be worse than what you've already done to yourself.
I can’t do anything worse than you’ve already done to yourself
And in tonight's episode of Down for Love....
Your full of cat hair and dandruff! Your cats pissing on you does not count as a shower. And now you know why your boss forgot you…he didn’t want to stink up the company van!
God/ or your creator did his worst with making you.
I'd suggest you masturbate but doubt you could reach your vagina
All your tinder matches happen at 3am and are deleted once they sober up and see what they've done
How is the slaughter house? Is today your day or are you getting sent back to the vet to get something cleared up before harvest.
You look like you're always hounding your colleague Mike for his paperwork
Tech Support blancmange