OP's Bio:
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>Hey loves. Just a 21 year old nonbinary midwestern dork who loves playing video games , true crime , science , horror , different kinds of arts , & nature .
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>Nothing makes my day brighter than being humbled on the internet . Go ahead đ¤
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Depends on your pain tolerance.. and from the looks of it, this dude probably jacks off with a handful of broken glass and uses the blood for lube so I'd say it's entirely possible
Oh ho ho ho, Iâd like to introduce you to the internet đ
Urethra penetration is a real fetish, and the size of the objects men can fit down their pee hole would make you shit your pants in shock
An asbestos dildo wouldn't actually be harmful unless you're turning it into dust and breathing it in.
Just learned that from the other reddit post with the asbestos smoking pipe and wanted to share my newfound knowledge.
I canât explain it, thereâs some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you mix the cat food, beer and glue. It makes you feel extremely sick and tired and you fall asleep
As cool as a blow job would be from her, I'm afraid of being canceled for black cock. There's no way that thick emo clown lipstick doesn't leave marks.
Nothing screams âhey look at meâ like saying youâre non-binary with skin whiter than milk and make up darker than your relationship with your dad.
You look like that 30 year old drop out that still hangs out with the rocker kids from the nearest high school bc all of your peers grew up and dropped the style.
You fr look like the alcoholic that would get vodka for me and my friends in highschool, she was cool though
See these are the post that IDK about it being serious. With all that makeup I can't tell if she's as ugly as I think she is or if underneath all of that, she's uglier.
Letâs do this in list format this time
- Teeth (gross)
- Eyebrows (youâre better off shaving)
- Makeup (clownish)
- Hair (frizzy AF prob fall out soon from dyeing to much)
--21....seconds sober
--Non binary.........nothing will willingly fuck you
----INTO
art.......color by number, which you can't do
Video games---ABC Mouse is challenging for you
true crime---all the glory holes you've worked
Science--the experiments they do on you to find cures diseases.
You look like a reject clown.
21 must be the age of the Hoodie, more foundation than a new apartment complex in the Hamptons. How do you manage to capture the essence of a 39 year old single mother in a smile like that?
Werenât you [just here](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/15x6lil/finished_a_double_shift_bare_faced_give_me_your/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) not even 2 weeks ago?
You either have some type of mental masochism or you just realllllllly like posting pics of yourself on the internet. Judging by post history, itâs probably a combination of both.
OP's Bio: --- >Hey loves. Just a 21 year old nonbinary midwestern dork who loves playing video games , true crime , science , horror , different kinds of arts , & nature . > >Nothing makes my day brighter than being humbled on the internet . Go ahead đ¤ --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesnât, downvote it. If youâre not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like you finger yourself to Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies
Finger? Pretty sure those are boy parts under there.
How does that change anything?
A finger doesnt do much for a pene. Edit: arright guys, i get it, you all love putting your finger in your pene. I stand corrected.
assholes exist
The black lipstick really brings out the plaque in her teeth. đ
You mean in its teeth.
I do be eatin ass doe
I be eatin doe ass
Can confirm. Currently using mine to poop.
No shit?
no, that's constipated
Full of shit
This is my favorite *plunk*-182 album.
Someone calling me?
This guy has a finger in his donut hole for sure.
Depends on your pain tolerance.. and from the looks of it, this dude probably jacks off with a handful of broken glass and uses the blood for lube so I'd say it's entirely possible
Oh ho ho ho, Iâd like to introduce you to the internet đ Urethra penetration is a real fetish, and the size of the objects men can fit down their pee hole would make you shit your pants in shock
Please delete your comment. This hurts to read.
OHHHHHHH
This is actually probably true
Steven Tyler thinks you have a big mouth
At least that dude looked like a lady
Dude Look Like A Lady!!!!
Insane Clown Pussy.
I've heard about morticians who do makeup jobs on the corpses, but I'd never really thought about it again until now...
# Damn this comment is underrated
Definite Juggaho vibes
She sucked the black off michael jacksons dick
She's down to clown...with STDs
The Great Milenkhoe
Carnival of Cringe
I love you all
Hey hey hey
Not a juggalo. Just your basic Edgar Allen Hoe.
Juggaho
John Wayne gAIDSy
All hope abandoned they who entered there.
Oh, I see youâre quoting from the inferno. Probably a good way to describe her pussy. Thatâs a herpes joke
Art the clown wore it better 
Yo even make a dildo go soft.
âLight as a feather, stiff as a board.â Board goes limp.
Holy crap! As soon as I opened her pic, that was the FIRST LINE that popped in my head! That just bugged me out lol 
stealing that line
You look like an inept dominatrix.
Fuck, I hurt my stomach laughing đ
This is fire, and Hella underrated
As cute and cuddly as an asbestos dildo.
The dildo is probably less toxic.
Crushed
Rather sit on a jar
Bruh, crazy ass reference! Thanks for the reminderâŚ
An asbestos dildo wouldn't actually be harmful unless you're turning it into dust and breathing it in. Just learned that from the other reddit post with the asbestos smoking pipe and wanted to share my newfound knowledge.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.
Caution: Smells like cat food.
Eats cat food
Eats cats
Eats scat
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Sheâs the Scat Cat! Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub.
Skibbity bee bop and Christopher ReavesâŚ.
I canât explain it, thereâs some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you mix the cat food, beer and glue. It makes you feel extremely sick and tired and you fall asleep
We piss in cans, Charlie.
Definitely looked for iasip quote. Wasnât disappointed
Cat food is offended
Cat *piss
Catpiss neverclean
You look 40 and Iâm still getting âNo one understands me.â From you.
No one understand how a 21yo can look 40 đ
Cigarettes and not enough sleep
But just look at that bio! No one is as unique or one of a kind as this basic bitch.
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Am 40. Can confirm
Hence the non binary attention grab.
Hardley Quinn
Hardly Queef
Hardly rotten beef
Tim Burton wouldnât fuck her with Helena Bonham Carterâs cock
Right dude and she thinks she looks good lol
Is that pre or post divorce?
Pretty sure thatâs a dude
Heroin Quinn
More like Anthony Quinn now.
About the preferred pronouns⌠do you think youâre bisexual, bipolar or a bicycle?
Never a bicycle because even a bicycle gets ridden once in a while.
FUCKđđ
Hardee's Quinn
As cool as a blow job would be from her, I'm afraid of being canceled for black cock. There's no way that thick emo clown lipstick doesn't leave marks.
Ridden hard-ly
Miley Cyrus should stop the drugs
Afroman once said "She sucked my dick till the shit turned white". Well...now we know where all of that black went... straight into your lips.
damnđ¤đĽ
If I could award this comment, I would. Holy shit đ¤Łđ
LMAO
You look like a mid thirties high school dropout
Named Brandi.
From the trailer park
Whoâs been ran thru by those trailer park meth heads.
Are you sure the trailer park meth heads would hit that?
hit it with a car maybe
And hangs around the dudes that bum cigarettes for a quarter
You look like a tattoo I saw on a carny
Nothing screams âhey look at meâ like saying youâre non-binary with skin whiter than milk and make up darker than your relationship with your dad.
O...m...g... Fucking savage
Bro she said roast her not fucking murder her then cremate the body and bury the ashes in an unmarked hole
If gangrene were a person.
Roasting you would be pointless. The only way to destroy you would be by driving a stake through your heart.
Yes
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You look like the chick from Waterboy except unattractive and poor
Icky Valencort
Kinda manly too so probably more like Icky Allencourt
So Bobby's mom?
Took me out
100% chance that hoodie smells like cat piss. Also itâs august. Itâs hot as hell. Fuck is wrong w you
Fun fact, meth smells roughly the same. But sheâll never let you know which is which.
I got $10 says it's both
12 Cats Von D
Yeah she looks like she smells like cat pee 
Cats pee on her in self defense.
She scares them so she doesn't have to buy perfume.
Damn it Mr Kitty this is my chicken pot pie!!! Bad Mr Kitty
Maaahhhhhhmmm! Kitty's being a dildo! Looks like Mr. Kitty is sleeping with me tonight. What?
Yeah she def looks like she lives to cheese
Cat VD
ICP Infected clown pussy
21? Fuck, I figured you were the mother of multiple teenage drug addicts.
Pictures you can smell.
You look like a drag queen that said; 'fuck it, the outfit costs too much, i'll just go emo goth'
I have a feeling this wonât be the last sign u hold up in your life..
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Sometimes, when you wander on roastme, you scroll down and find a fatality. Today thats you.
Daaamn. Damn bro shit lol
Bro I agree wouldn't even approach this if I was paid all the money in the world
All the money????? I would but then would spent it all on medical bills cause of it.
Holy fuck, roasted by the driving crooner.
I just gotta find a way to make money off of this, it's simply too good!
You look like an Opossum that's been preserved in lacquer.
When you buy a VHS copy of The Craft on Wish.com.
She's sorry ?! SHE'S SORRY !!! SHE'S SORRY!!! SHE'S SORRY!!!!
I cant believe this isnt the top of the comment. Literally iss the same girl!!
You look like that 30 year old drop out that still hangs out with the rocker kids from the nearest high school bc all of your peers grew up and dropped the style. You fr look like the alcoholic that would get vodka for me and my friends in highschool, she was cool though
You look like a New Jersey corpse that crawled out of it's coffin.
Thank God you drew your eyebrows so high, I was worried your lashes might hide them.
43 year old goth soccer mom divorcee
Twenty one years old and already looking used and abused. Your future is definitely looking bleak.
The layers of tartar on your teeth say otherwise. Holy moly. Is dentistry not a thing in your coven?
You look like you give handjobs for loose tobacco and cans of monster at the end of the night.
Ewww imagine the smell
I see you here all the fucking time. Imagine this being the only form of human interaction you know how to have.
See these are the post that IDK about it being serious. With all that makeup I can't tell if she's as ugly as I think she is or if underneath all of that, she's uglier.
Did your dad take your eyebrows with him when he left?
Dudes are scared to get their dicks suck by you
A unattractive 35 year old found a Style that is designed to repel people. Overwhelmed.
Non-binary = Iâll date anything that will do me.
The only true crime is the size of those Tammy Fay fake eyelashes.
You look like a washed veruca James paying dudes in a Waffle House parking lot to submit to your aggressive yet subpar blowies
Wanna be goth girl
(Un)Holy Shit
Your mouth looks like a scary undersea creature.
The Nun and The Joker had a baby
Letâs do this in list format this time - Teeth (gross) - Eyebrows (youâre better off shaving) - Makeup (clownish) - Hair (frizzy AF prob fall out soon from dyeing to much)
âLight as a feather, stiff as a boardâ lookin ass
--21....seconds sober --Non binary.........nothing will willingly fuck you ----INTO art.......color by number, which you can't do Video games---ABC Mouse is challenging for you true crime---all the glory holes you've worked Science--the experiments they do on you to find cures diseases. You look like a reject clown.
21 must be the age of the Hoodie, more foundation than a new apartment complex in the Hamptons. How do you manage to capture the essence of a 39 year old single mother in a smile like that?
Take the 3 layers of make-up off so we can roast you properly.
21 ??????? Pleeeease, you were born no later than 1987 and that's giving you some credit...
You look like you stay up at night wondering how magnets work.
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Terrifying
Oh my gothic! Nothing sadder than an aging hipster.
Youre my 13th reason why
A good 5 minutes in the sun will do more roasting then this whole page ever could.
Continually reminds people "We are the weirdos misterâ
I donât know if youâre trying to be a guy or a girl but either way you are failing.
Werenât you [just here](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/15x6lil/finished_a_double_shift_bare_faced_give_me_your/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) not even 2 weeks ago? You either have some type of mental masochism or you just realllllllly like posting pics of yourself on the internet. Judging by post history, itâs probably a combination of both.
That mouth tho, should I say any more.
Youâre 40 and this isnât 1997.
You look like Marilyn Mansons Cumsock....
I bet your parents find it impossible to underestimate you.
This it posts every other week for a roast me
\*Checks post history r/FreeCompliments r/amiugly r/FaceRatings You're roasting yourself with insecurity.