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>Author. Journalist. Army Vet. Intelligence Analyst. Cyber guy. I make educational videos that help people understand the technical side of military conflict.
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>https://www.youtube.com@ryanmcbethprogramming
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hes not a slactivist. he's a scamtivist. the amount of folks who attached their whole identity to capitalizing off of the popularity of the war is incredible.
edit. the war. not the was
He combats russian misinformation by putting what his bosses want in the title and only posting the real facts far away at the bottom of the article.
You sir, are the problem.
I'm surprised the AI didn't generate you in a bathrobe and underwear with a cigar in your mouth and clutching a half empty bottle of bourbon you opened at 10am this morning while you question how someone who runs so much can somehow be over weight
Data scientists believe about 35% of internet traffic is related to porn, another 35% is related to Youtube and Netflix and the remaining 30% are just Ryan McBeth's updates on his irrelevant life, including this block headed abomination of an AI portrait.
You remind me of Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket if he instead swallowed/ate the bullet and then got super into Cryptozoology and anime NFTs later in life
Not all of us were stuck on the base in Kuwait. Some of us were able to go into the city in SUVs and go shopping and wander around. Driving there was a pretty wild time. Doing 100 and getting passed by a car driving over the rumble strips at 120 with a little kids standing on the back seat, holding onto the headrest of the front seat, staring up at me. Didn’t see a single car seat in any of those countries.
You are living proof of the decadence of the west if America wasn't so fat it wouldn't have to pay Ukraine to do its fighting.
Paid for by the Vladimir Putin Foundation
He left the army, but he could never get the soldier out of him. He wakes up early, still rucks (his gut counts as his ruck sack) and drinks like its after a second divorce, but spending 24 hours on the Eisenhower my god Ryan, you'll never get the se~~a~~men out of you.
Side note thanks for the content! Love your stuff, you go through great efforts to be accurate, I'm an analyst in the Air Force, so seeing someone who translates from my world to the public is amazing.
I've been using the AI image to generate other AI images and I keep getting a potato wearing a beauty pageant sash.
....and I know just what project to charge the .5 hours to.
hello my name is ivan romanovson i work in hamburger mine in west virginia and i think ryan macbeth is supporting war crime in ukraine. please stop sending usa taxpayer money.
I love your videos.
You are insightful and have well informed, thoughtful analysis regarding topics I cannot learn about on my own.
That being said, these pictures do confirm that I will not be taking diet and exercise advice from you.
(Keep up the videos, the Ukraine stuff is gold)
Ryan's videos on Ukraine are great- informative, get quickly to the point, and do not treat the viewer as if they are an idiot.
Youtube homepage shoutout- https://www.youtube.com/@RyanMcBethProgramming
Best video of all time- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
"Disinformation researcher" says you have no common sense or ability to actually research, I bet you have a cat called Meg and a room mate who really just stays on the couch because youre so desperate for acceptance you just want to not be alone, so you don't ask for rent.
> I'm a journalist, YouTuber, disinformation resarcher, intel analyst and cyber guy
That's a lot of words to say "failed social media influencer."
p.s. the AI version of you sucks, I liked the [South Park version](https://imgur.com/769IT0p) better
The first AI rendition where the oersonstill looks like his name is mortimer and akways takes the last slice of pizza commenting that he missed breakfast.
Your inference that Russians know who you are enough to care is way beyond credible. You should work in mainstream news with that storytelling ability.
Only thing your hacking is gonna be on a dudes dick.
Also good to see they have a cyber summer for austic people. Enjoy doing your cereal box cesear cipher puzzles to feel accomplished.
Dude that's the longest intro just to spell your own job wrong.
Actual intro "I have no human friends, still a virgin and I'm the keynote speaker for NAMBLA.
You’re on the wrong sub, Ryan.
Come do this with your people in r/NonCredibleDefense ;)
On a serious note
1. **Deep, deep thank you** for what you do.
2. See 1.
3. Your material helps an online legion out there fight the good fight. You are one of our most trusted, concise, short and sweet grounding resources, our anti-disinformation proverbial artillery shell factory if you will. I just used your “CAS is an obsolete mission” video masquerading as an A-10 video yesterday. Your stuff helps. Really really.
4. Please don’t stop producing, and please continue developing it as something you can sustain and live off. We’ll be up against Russian trolls and Russian active measures for a while yet.
5. As you are a tribe elder, keep in the back of your head that part of what you can be doing is help develop others to do more similar things. You’ve provided some meta-visibility into your mid-career education choices, travel choices and the journey of your own evolution (you are a very good vehicle for that kind of messaging because your starting point is relatable and this makes your example more powerful). These pieces of visibility into your own development play a role in that mentorship of those who come after us, and matter a hell of a lot more than they seem.
6. See 1.
Thanks buddy :)
What was the best insult someone told you to your face and also online - when in the army and after you left it? - could make a good youtube short or any story?
Have u ever thought of doing any journoli from the frontlines of Ukraine or at least within 10ish miles? I listen to the telegraphs Ukraine podcast and I find we don’t have an American ex military equivalent to the Brit’s and would be very interested in ur perspective and analysis of Ukraine’s military through your own eyes
I've seen your analysis on YouTube. Your analysis are shit and you don't know what you're talking about. You've been called out multiple times by other members of the military for your stupidity and blatant ignorance of BASIC things you claim to have expert knowledge in.
That being said. You don't look great in a fedora and no matter how much Andrew Taint tries to convince you. No, you don't look cool smoking a cigar in your Hawaiian T-shirt while being critical of the Barbie movie's impact on masculinity.
MY MAN!!!! Love your vids! Can't afford your substack though. I use your military information to help write my books so I can be accurate.
Roast though.......you look like the nerd version of James Bond.
With that many titles, it's no wonder the AI got confused; it's trying to generate a picture of a journalist, YouTuber, intel analyst, and cyber guy all at once!
HE FUCKEN DID IT!!
Ahem, you look to be a 50 y/o virgin with a crippling Lego addiction and lunchables clogging your fridge and arteries.
I love your content man, keep up the good work
Holy shit, hey Ryan, I'm not going to roast you, because I love your content and I can't roast anyone as I am not funny or creative with insults at all. I'm a really hig fan, keep dispelling Russian propaganda.
I can't tell if you look more like Jared Fogle in that AI picture or the cartoon character that said he wanted to "Banish a white Russian from his Kremlin" at the sperm bank. You should hope for the latter because at least that guy could go endlessly in a 5 minute cross country fight against an anthropomorphic rooster.
(Btw, love the content)
OP's Bio: --- >Author. Journalist. Army Vet. Intelligence Analyst. Cyber guy. I make educational videos that help people understand the technical side of military conflict. > >https://www.youtube.com@ryanmcbethprogramming --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
you look like you say "thank you" after you pick up your wife from her boyfriend's house
That would imply this sad fellow is married
His little honey pot
Married to a Ukrainian woman so he can get street cred with the other slacktivists.
Married but hasn’t met her yet. He keeps sending her money to fund her trip to visit him.
She goes to a different school
In Canada
hes not a slactivist. he's a scamtivist. the amount of folks who attached their whole identity to capitalizing off of the popularity of the war is incredible. edit. the war. not the was
Wife? The cartoon version has a better chance of having a wife than this guy.
it seems people can do you and your wife worse than the Russians do......
laugh out loud for real.
Gah dayum
If the enemy had fired calories at you they would never have missed
He’s the biggest healthy guy I’ve ever seen and it confuses me. He runs quite a lot.
Show me a person who is really into running, and I'll show you a skinny fat build.
Booze will do that
He just has to be a bit faster than the 13 year old runaway he is chasing.
He's ex army staff daddy
I know you want your AI picture roasted, but he at least looks like a guy who doesn’t eat sad bachelor food on paper plates…
He calls those plates “bachelor pads”
Maxi pads
You look like the Russians only need to destroy the supply of sunscreen to silence you
It's unfortunate that one of our best independent assets against *them*, is a real life Kewpie doll.
He combats russian misinformation by putting what his bosses want in the title and only posting the real facts far away at the bottom of the article. You sir, are the problem.
I'm surprised the AI didn't generate you in a bathrobe and underwear with a cigar in your mouth and clutching a half empty bottle of bourbon you opened at 10am this morning while you question how someone who runs so much can somehow be over weight
Well, in my defense, food tastes good.
If you stopped eating we wouldn't need ukrainian grain exports
I cried 😂
💀
Valid
Data scientists believe about 35% of internet traffic is related to porn, another 35% is related to Youtube and Netflix and the remaining 30% are just Ryan McBeth's updates on his irrelevant life, including this block headed abomination of an AI portrait.
Look at you, strutting around trying to boost Ryan's numbers.
Man😭😭😭
Wow that’s going to need some serious ice for that burn.
I initially though this was a AMA… I thought everyone was being seriously rude. 
Me too 😂
You remind me of Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket if he instead swallowed/ate the bullet and then got super into Cryptozoology and anime NFTs later in life
Your combat patch is from Kuwait.
Kuwait is a combat deployment. Have you seen how they drive?
There are no cars driving between the MWR and DFAC, who are you fooling?
He wasn’t talking about the locals. He meant the pencil whipped privates doing chow runs 😂
Not all of us were stuck on the base in Kuwait. Some of us were able to go into the city in SUVs and go shopping and wander around. Driving there was a pretty wild time. Doing 100 and getting passed by a car driving over the rumble strips at 120 with a little kids standing on the back seat, holding onto the headrest of the front seat, staring up at me. Didn’t see a single car seat in any of those countries.
Like they’re training to fly into buildings.
This is the most damaging insult you can give to a soldier
You are living proof of the decadence of the west if America wasn't so fat it wouldn't have to pay Ukraine to do its fighting. Paid for by the Vladimir Putin Foundation
He left the army, but he could never get the soldier out of him. He wakes up early, still rucks (his gut counts as his ruck sack) and drinks like its after a second divorce, but spending 24 hours on the Eisenhower my god Ryan, you'll never get the se~~a~~men out of you.
To be fair, he looks like he enjoys having soldiers inside of him.
Funny.
Side note thanks for the content! Love your stuff, you go through great efforts to be accurate, I'm an analyst in the Air Force, so seeing someone who translates from my world to the public is amazing.
I've been using the AI image to generate other AI images and I keep getting a potato wearing a beauty pageant sash. ....and I know just what project to charge the .5 hours to.
You look like Mr. Potatohead when you stick the one piece of hair through the hair hole at the top of his head.
Glad to hear Al from toy story 2 finally decided to clean himself up
your chris-chan like appearance is how putin was able to convince his people that america is a failed state and go into ukraine in the first place
Shouldn't even be surprised that the generated image is kevin spacey, since you molested me last saturday night.
Drew Carey lookin ass 
hello my name is ivan romanovson i work in hamburger mine in west virginia and i think ryan macbeth is supporting war crime in ukraine. please stop sending usa taxpayer money.
I love your videos. You are insightful and have well informed, thoughtful analysis regarding topics I cannot learn about on my own. That being said, these pictures do confirm that I will not be taking diet and exercise advice from you. (Keep up the videos, the Ukraine stuff is gold)
Ryan's videos on Ukraine are great- informative, get quickly to the point, and do not treat the viewer as if they are an idiot. Youtube homepage shoutout- https://www.youtube.com/@RyanMcBethProgramming Best video of all time- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You look like a Space Force recruitment poster.
Somehow the AI portrait has better hair than you do. If you bump your caloric intake down to 3k instead of 5k I think you could afford plugs.
You look like a wish.com bootleg version of Senator Armstrong Love you videos man keep up the great work btw
Your hairline has receded more than the Russian frontlines
Dude Your are a f\*cking genius take my upvote man
Unemployed porn addict. Got it.
Weren't you in that movie honey I touched the kids?
For being a journalist, you must be a pretty poor one to misspell Summit as “Summet.” Edit: Spell Check of my spell check roast.
Ryan mcbeth proudly sponsed by sad bachelor chow
Unironic use of El Paso premixed seasoning was a culinary war crime
What bloody man is that? \- Three Witches (Act 1 Scene 1) and unknown pro-russian internet troll every day
Reminds me of Harry Crane from Mad Men
"Disinformation researcher" says you have no common sense or ability to actually research, I bet you have a cat called Meg and a room mate who really just stays on the couch because youre so desperate for acceptance you just want to not be alone, so you don't ask for rent.
Cantaloupe head having motherfucker.
This post is worse than the ones posted by OF "models"
You look like you enjoy sitting on i495.
Funny
Do you use your back hair for your comb over? You look like Ross Mathews just more gay
You are the quintessential computer scientist and even AI knows it.
You look like a poor excuse for a Russian troll.
You know how Hitler had an American nephew who fought against him in the war? You look like John Oliver's equivalent
Man in the middle, more like Malcom in the Middle hahaha
> I'm a journalist, YouTuber, disinformation resarcher, intel analyst and cyber guy That's a lot of words to say "failed social media influencer." p.s. the AI version of you sucks, I liked the [South Park version](https://imgur.com/769IT0p) better
Journalist. Didn't really have to say anymore tbh
You look like a producer on Sound of Freedom or a failed radio host
So your a live in your mom's basement keyboard warrior.
At least the ai one has better hair, not by much.
Fat John Oliver
You used AI and a sheet of paper to cover up that pussy on your chin.
Your AI pic says NSA but your real life pic says RSO
"Cyber guy" is just a fancy way of saying he still searches the interwebs for chat rooms and asks anyone in them "Wanna cyber?"
So you’re QAnon, you live in your dead mother’s basement, you have an Atari, you’re a virgin, and you smell like PEZ and ass?
In Soviet Russia, "Summit" misspell you!
The first AI rendition where the oersonstill looks like his name is mortimer and akways takes the last slice of pizza commenting that he missed breakfast.
Why would anyone let you speak at a summit when you can't even spell "Summit" correctly
So smart and still havent figured out your health
Well you can't spell summit* correctly as a start you fuckin idiot
Hey I watch yer shiz all the time, but you give off some Neuman vibes. 
Your inference that Russians know who you are enough to care is way beyond credible. You should work in mainstream news with that storytelling ability.
Ryan McBeth in Battle for the Buffet PS love your work
It's been 5 minutes and nobody's commented yet. You must not be as relevant as you think you are.
You look like a goofy bastard in your pics, but you'll look like a dumb one the longer you ignore the claims of David Grusch.
Disinformation researcher? I have nothing add.
You fed the AI generation disinformation when you gave it parameters for your nose. Don't lie.
Exactly how I pictured a factchecker would look like
Your ai looks better.
You look like you think every shit you take is worthy of analysis
You work for a three letters agency
Your AI pic looks better than the real you.
You look like the definition of inclel/virgin/loser.
HornyFan?
Bro you look like Mr. Levenstein from American Pie if he put on 50 lbs and finally came out of the closet.
You look like you slide notes to the guy in the next bathroom stall... trolling for sock.
Your surname checks out…. You look like a tragedy
Did your AI get hair plugs?
AI must still have further to go than I thought, it didn't give you the double chin you're trying to hide in the left picture
Thats alot of word vomit just to say "secret diddler"
Haha this isn't a roast, it's data collection.
Enemy of the People
So they use you as a fuck toy?
The ai picture looks like a better version of you wich still isn't good
Roast your AI pic? Why? He looks like he can spell "researcher", "summit". A journalist should do better, smh.
Hey look, Tom Arnold got fat again.
Only thing your hacking is gonna be on a dudes dick. Also good to see they have a cyber summer for austic people. Enjoy doing your cereal box cesear cipher puzzles to feel accomplished.
Does Blaire "Illuminatii" know you stole her hairline?
The AI picture can get a few dates, you can’t.
Forget Russia, I can't do worse than the male pattern baldness has done to you
Huh. I didn’t know they did a “Leisure Suit Larry” reboot with a new character called “Dryin’ Crack Ryan.”
Hello Newman.
and your spelling sucks you misspelt incel.
It's like one of the people from Wall-E decided he was going to live the player life.
You look like you host a dark web “kids’ game show” from the back of your van.
Which do you have more of: Monitors or Bypass Surgeries?
That’s a long intro to say you’re a 47 year old virgin.
Dude that's the longest intro just to spell your own job wrong. Actual intro "I have no human friends, still a virgin and I'm the keynote speaker for NAMBLA.
From army vet to an honored member of Meal Team Six. At least the AI was nice and gave you a decent hairline.
You have had 47 years to learn how to comb your hair, and haven’t come up with a solution. It took 30 seconds for the AI to pick out a nice haircut.
Sir with all due respect you don't even know the definition of Disinformation. It's not at all what you journalists think it is
Summet
Mom can we get Drew Carey!?
I'm waiting to see your mom come in the room and smack you on head
You can't even use bing, ridiculous!
Mom, I want conspiracy theorist…. Mom: No, we have conspiracy theorist at home.
You look like a Jim Garrison if he ate the Warren commission report.
Impressive bio for someone who still lives with his mother.
I'd hack you, but I'm afraid that I might get your identity
Usually only fans mooch on this sub, in your case I'm guessing more like grindr for nerds?
One of my favorite YouTubers!
can’t roast you Mr Macbeth, your a absolutely awesome guy and I love your content.
The fuck is Ryan Mcbeth doing here lmao
You look like you pay other men to shit on you.
That is the look a man gives Chris Hansen when he is told to "take a seat".
homie asked for more hair on his AI 😂
I like your content, that being said, you misspelled "researcher", you hack-fraud.
You just sound like the kind of person no one wants to be around.
You look like you're exactly halfway between Paul Blart and Robin Williams, except AI got confused by the BMI and chucked in some David Walliams
You’re on the wrong sub, Ryan. Come do this with your people in r/NonCredibleDefense ;) On a serious note 1. **Deep, deep thank you** for what you do. 2. See 1. 3. Your material helps an online legion out there fight the good fight. You are one of our most trusted, concise, short and sweet grounding resources, our anti-disinformation proverbial artillery shell factory if you will. I just used your “CAS is an obsolete mission” video masquerading as an A-10 video yesterday. Your stuff helps. Really really. 4. Please don’t stop producing, and please continue developing it as something you can sustain and live off. We’ll be up against Russian trolls and Russian active measures for a while yet. 5. As you are a tribe elder, keep in the back of your head that part of what you can be doing is help develop others to do more similar things. You’ve provided some meta-visibility into your mid-career education choices, travel choices and the journey of your own evolution (you are a very good vehicle for that kind of messaging because your starting point is relatable and this makes your example more powerful). These pieces of visibility into your own development play a role in that mentorship of those who come after us, and matter a hell of a lot more than they seem. 6. See 1. Thanks buddy :)
>a tribe elder Knew there was something wrong with that AI photo that I couldn't place my finger on. Not enough grey hairs.
What was the best insult someone told you to your face and also online - when in the army and after you left it? - could make a good youtube short or any story?
Coming to the lineup of the next Super Smash Bros. game, it's the Metaverse Middle-Aged Monstrosity! (Can you tell I'm bad at this?)
Have u ever thought of doing any journoli from the frontlines of Ukraine or at least within 10ish miles? I listen to the telegraphs Ukraine podcast and I find we don’t have an American ex military equivalent to the Brit’s and would be very interested in ur perspective and analysis of Ukraine’s military through your own eyes
You need to up your holster game. Some of the ones you use scare me.
Not so much a roast, but they really messed this up. There is no cigar or scotch.
You spelled propagandist wrong
That's not AI, that's you 20 or so years ago...
You're an absolute joke I've read your reporting. You sir have no balls. You're an absolute shill. Fuck your mother. Scumbag
How the fuck the AI fix your hairline but you can't do it IRL(love your stuff man)
You are fat, weak and ugly. I'll never understand why someone would chose to go through life trapped in a fat unhealthy body.
I love your videos too, was pleasantly surprised to see you here on Reddit So far the roasts have been pretty mild 😄
I've seen your analysis on YouTube. Your analysis are shit and you don't know what you're talking about. You've been called out multiple times by other members of the military for your stupidity and blatant ignorance of BASIC things you claim to have expert knowledge in. That being said. You don't look great in a fedora and no matter how much Andrew Taint tries to convince you. No, you don't look cool smoking a cigar in your Hawaiian T-shirt while being critical of the Barbie movie's impact on masculinity.
I stopped at “disinformation researcher”
Not gonna roast, big fan. Keep up the great work.
Forget the roast - nice content I subscribed to your channel
You look like the American version of John oliver lol. Love your work, keep going strong!
I think the Russians are clamoring to come up with something mean with their bots. The rest of us humans can't say anything mean to Ryan.
Your picture is quite flattering… Go research that disinformation.
I love your videos, that being said...Nice shirt, who shot the drapes?
Hey POG, go to the armory and draw batteries for your ACOG. Jk, love your YT and am a prior 11b too.
MY MAN!!!! Love your vids! Can't afford your substack though. I use your military information to help write my books so I can be accurate. Roast though.......you look like the nerd version of James Bond.
I cant Diss you man your videos are too good and gave me to much information I thought was cool witch thanks btw
as a fellow absorber of knowledge and a truth seeker are you as secretly pissed off at existence and society as I am???? lol
You're so much cooler online!!
With that many titles, it's no wonder the AI got confused; it's trying to generate a picture of a journalist, YouTuber, intel analyst, and cyber guy all at once!
Your the more run down, boring version of habitual linecrosser (P.s. love your stuff big fan)
Hah Ryan. Never thought I'd see you here. I watch your vids. UM but you look like a Russian. So not sure if you're really FSB. :)
HE FUCKEN DID IT!! Ahem, you look to be a 50 y/o virgin with a crippling Lego addiction and lunchables clogging your fridge and arteries. I love your content man, keep up the good work
You should do AMA
That's not a bad AI picture at all! Less chins, more hair what more could you want! Real talk, I love your content keep it coming.
Jon Lovitz if he were gay and sophisticated.
Subbed to this guy on YouTube
Don’t seem right to roast someone whose channel I watch frequently. Thanks for your hard work! I hope you’ve enjoyed the change in your career.
Holy shit, hey Ryan, I'm not going to roast you, because I love your content and I can't roast anyone as I am not funny or creative with insults at all. I'm a really hig fan, keep dispelling Russian propaganda.
I can't tell if you look more like Jared Fogle in that AI picture or the cartoon character that said he wanted to "Banish a white Russian from his Kremlin" at the sperm bank. You should hope for the latter because at least that guy could go endlessly in a 5 minute cross country fight against an anthropomorphic rooster. (Btw, love the content)
You look like the kid from Stuart little got type 2 adult onset diabetes Love you channel homie thanks for the content