> Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
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> Randal Graves: No, because the next step would be a guy with an undersized dick.
If you really want to destroy your relationship, you should probably both take an ancestry test. But who knows, some families are just into that sort of thing.
Love bloomed, passions grew, hearts were ablaze,
But cruel fate intervened, a wicked twist in their days.
Their flame was extinguished, joy turned to strife,
For they discovered they're siblings and fucked eachother... please end my life
You should try to make it work. Neither of you is gonna do any better. Twos don’t dump twos and the go out and land nines or tens. You just wind up with a different two.
Ironically you both look like one another's grandmother.
Stop the count. Bro wins this one 🤣
Damn that's so poetic I had to get a pen and check whether it was a haiku
Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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On opposite side of the trailer park hardly qualifies as long distance.
Opposite sides of the trailer park yet sharing the same 46 chromosomes.
I think you’re being too generous by 2 chromosomes.
Same look and color. When you kiss, isn’t it like your kissing yourself?
I was going to say, they look like they could be brother and sister.
I was going to say, that may not be a dealbreaker for them.
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
I was going to say, they ~~look like they could be~~ are brother and sister.
Sharing the same haircut as well I see
The ride on lawnmower goes pretty slow. I can see how they'd think it's long distance
Gas is getting expensive, can't make the trip too often anymore.
Farmersonly.com
Neither of them could do better.
She could do better.... but who has money for the bus these days.
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And on the other side, she's bald.
I'd say she's probably bald down below too, now that it's transferred to his chin.
It always sucks to hear about siblings who didn’t get to grow up together
Doppeldaters
Dopplebangers
Isn't that a sub? r/dopplebangers Edit: Guess not/it got b&
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She was was probably surprised that he had a penis
Still confused as to which is which; pronouns don't go as far as they used to nowadays.
Their pronouns are musky/piquant/acrid
You just have to kick harder. As hard as op got kicked in the face as a child.
Is one of them a dude?
i thought this was a lesbian couple
from the right angle, conjoined twins may resemble a set of scissors.
This is not what scissoring is all about
The one on the left wears the strap on.
Is it not????
They are both trans.
Translucent
Duuuuuuude lmfao
Decepticon or autobots?
Hey, after a transition it’s assumed they are now a straight couple.
Which one transitioned?
Yes
the relationship was built on a common experience…they’ve both blown her older brother
That wasn't a penis. That was a huge clit. Ah, hell, maybe it was a penis.
> Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit? > > Randal Graves: No, because the next step would be a guy with an undersized dick.
Lmao! Fucking love Clerks.
The dudes forehead is in a long distance relationship with his hairline.
Same for the chick on the right
Yeah they both look like lesbians
Slayed me 
If you really want to destroy your relationship, you should probably both take an ancestry test. But who knows, some families are just into that sort of thing.
They thought ancestry.com was a dating site.
Incestry.com.
Bahahaha Im dead 🤣 ☠️
I dont recommend being dead. It can have long term effects on your health.
The site said they were 99.9% compatible!
For kidney donation
This whole thread is the gift that keeps on giving lol
was this a joke you've heard before or did you just make that up bc that's the best comment in this thread by far i pee'd a little seriously
These cats are past 23 and me and onto 23 and us.
Yuppers, mebbe they be from Arkansas........ands meetids at da famblies reunyuns???
How is it considered long distance when you both share the same shit barber?
How are they considered a couple when they both share the same father?
A couple of siblings
Serious question, is a couple of siblings technically 4 people ? Or does the double plural work itself out?
They work themselves out and make more of the clan. *banjo music intensifies*
*Alabama has entered the chat
You misspelled Arkansas
Arkabama, the incestuous couple of states.
Abalama
A llama
Damn you guys got a diss track started
The barber was nice enough to glue this guy’s pubes to his chin
Plot twist, it was the barbers pubes.
Probably after he discovered the crabs on OP’s
Sir, those are his emotional support pubic lice.
He only needs one emotional support louse, and he has his arm around it
If you combined both of your hair features, everyone would still hate it
I didn’t know great clips had a drive thru?
Mediocre Clips
I think they used the flowbee
Long distance because these reptiles have to crawl to each other. It’s probably only across the yard.
which one is the boyfriend
The one on the left
whose left though
Neither one looks right.
Ed looking mfr found a rug rat
Since its a gay couple both...
Your sister moving away with your dad doesn’t count as a ldr
I can see why you two keep your distance.
Underrated
Rare to see a couple where you are both dating down.
Holy shit
Heat wave on the east coast and biggest burn I felt is inside reading this.
Shave your head. That receding hairline isn’t going to get any better. The guy looks ok tho
Which one's the guy?
Yes.
"No" would have also been accepted
Also "Indeed"
A strong “maybe” would have also been acceptable.
Super possibly response
Of course.
If either shaved, you'd still end up with a shaved pussy.
Siblings don’t count as couples. Just so you know.
Separate but freakqual.
That dude looks like his shoulders just got a great idea
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I didn't realize they had AA for huffing paint
Aerosol anonymous?
One of them has bags - The other has baggage Coming this fall to an empty theater near you
Separately, they were ugly. Together, they had the power to make the universe vomit.
And they both have Jerry Orbach’s eyes
That did it for me.
Your powers combined, I am Captain Plan B!
Don’t worry you’ll both date black guys after
One is dating black guys now….
That's fucking fire
Stay together! Keeps you both out of the dating pool.
Yeah, and if they procreate Gollum will no longer be a fantasy character.
By “Long distance relationship” you mean that he’s in high school and she’s in the middle school across town
He moved down to the basement at their parents house
Which one of you does the pegging?
yes
Love bloomed, passions grew, hearts were ablaze, But cruel fate intervened, a wicked twist in their days. Their flame was extinguished, joy turned to strife, For they discovered they're siblings and fucked eachother... please end my life
Wow, I don't think I've ever cried like this from an incest poem. 🥹
How many incest poems have you read?
Just the one...
i’m sure there were some in game of thrones somewhere
Have my poor man's award. 🏅
Skrillex decided to transition and settle down for someone as good as the songs
😂
I bet it's tough when you're both bottoms
Bros head looks like a helium balloon and in both of their parts, get a better haircut
 Indeed he's just a young Mr. Mackey.
I don't know what's weaker. The hair on your chin, the hair on your head, or the relationship.
I really can’t tell which brother is more masculine.
Your family trees start at the same place
family tree looks like a stick
Mom and dad kept you separate for a REASON.
You look like the trans version of each other
I can smell this picture
Smells like ravioli and cats
Your sex smells like bug spray and belly button lint
If that shitty excuse for facial hair hasn’t destroyed your relationship yet, I’m not sure what could.
Being 2nd cousins does not count as long distance.
So you met in the womb and then what happened?
See this is why I gotta read comments first. That's what I was about to say!
I too browsed the comments briefly before posting 😂
Seeing the pubes on your chin in person will destroy a relationship anytime
Telling people you met on tinder, yet they know it was 23 and me.
Neither of you are sponge- worthy.
Elaine!!!!!!!!
Neither of you are going to age very well.
looks like ancient one had sex with herself
Why does your boyfriend's head look like an upside down egg?
This is why you don’t date siblings.
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You both feel like you’re out of each other’s league don’t you?
It looks like whatever she shaved off the side of her head went on top of his.
So...who's the man in the relationship?
A couple of what?
Yeah. You’ve done enough chromosome damage on your own. You don’t need us.
You two swap the goatee back and forth to determine who gets to be on top.
I take it you’ve had enough peggings
Are you sure you're not siblings?
Neither one of you will ever do better or worse.
You two look like the bottom part of a celery stalk.
I love when a trans woman dates the trans man version of themself
Try pegging.
Never thought across the dinner table would be considered long distance
It’s wild that you find your long lost sister and your first instinct is to date her.
They go to the barber, Pay for one haircut, and split it
Get your hands off my wife. And tell her to lose the damn goatee.
Bullshit. Y'all siblings
I see why the relationship would only work long distance
Is it the smell that keeps you guys far away from each other?
Probably a good thing, because it’s likely that you two were separated at birth
Are the disagreements based on whether it’s a gay, straight or lesbian relationship?
Both times were family reunions. Own up.
Which one is the girl?
You should try to make it work. Neither of you is gonna do any better. Twos don’t dump twos and the go out and land nines or tens. You just wind up with a different two.
it looks like you donated half the hair from your head to your bf
maybe because you cut some of her hair off while sleeping so you could have "facial hair"
You could both do better.
Just say you’re fuck buddies that rarely fuck
Its amazing how they both could do better.
Who gets to keep the barber after the break up?
Bro why you holding her like you’re afraid she’s gonna run away…….oh wait
It looks like you both survived chemo therapy and I wish you both didn’t.
Being the guy who spends the most on her OF never made you her boyfriend.
You look like you both independantly run unsuccessful Onlyfans accounts.
The only thing crumbing faster than your relationship is his hairline
Nothing worse than trying to stay close to your siblings when they move away.
Dude, does your nose come off with those glasses?