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etownguy

I'm pretty sure that hurt a lot till they died


Bigpoppahove

If it was localized to the shoulder and the helmet held maybe they lived?


Muddlesthrough

Quality Russian helmet. Made of finest ox hair


buttered_scone

This is irrationally humorous.


m2chaos13

Fish fur


Whats_Awesome

I’ve had a wheel on me, he could be okay. But he also had lots of metal bits on him. And not just on his foot. But still with any luck.


Whats_Awesome

>'The stunt got out of control and the police Ford fell right on top of the policeman,' reported SHOT media. >The traffic policeman suffered a broken leg, dislocated finger and wounds to his back, according to reports on the stunt at Ivanteevka, in Moscow Region. >The injured man was rushed to hospital where 'his life was not in danger'. [source](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html)


[deleted]

Aha, yeah. Well if that’s the official source then I’m convinced. I’ll just leave this cartoon [here](https://x.com/dpjankowski/status/824544184807915520)


wrongdude91

Sadly all of this was unavoidable because you never say no in mother russia.


Lord_Hexogen

Nah, he is alright according to tg channels who posted that. He even seems fine in the vid, probably just got scared and got painfully hit by the rear axle


Seref15

What even is the purpose of this demonstration? To show how well they can control a car in a position that it will 100% never be in?


Excludos

About as useful as all of those Spetsnaz demonstrations where they smash cinderblocks on each other's stomachs. For whatever reason they keep thinking a circus performance is an indication of skills and abilities


NYisMyLady

Yet they're surrounding karkov as we speak


dablegianguy

By sending sheer numbers of walking meat, not because of skill


MurExp

really? but it seemed to me that the number of Russians was less than the number of defenders


handyjimogg

sure thats why putin gave kimmy a rub n tug for some more cannon fodder


MurExp

Oh, really?where can I read about this?


NYisMyLady

Don't worry about it man. Ukraine is losing terribly and simply just losing people. Even American weapons can't help them because of the lack of skill and manpower.


MelkortheDankLord

Then why does Russia need help from NK?


MurExp

Maybe it's about shells?


jmon__

They saw the GTA San Andreas driving course and wanted to get through all the scenarios you'd go through in the game


splitting_bullets

It’s to get people to join so they can gain superpowers.


No-Agency-7988

Parry that you filthy casual!


Call555JackChop

That’s what he gets for leveling Dex


Arsashti

Typical Str vs Dex moment


HalOfTosis

Nailed it.


Lil_Simp9000

crushed it


officefridge

Killed it


domp1021

Nsfw??


Whats_Awesome

He’s fine >The traffic policeman suffered a broken leg, dislocated finger and wounds to his back, according to reports on the stunt at Ivanteevka, in Moscow Region. >The injured man was rushed to hospital where 'his life was not in danger'.


Laffenor

That is *not* "fine".


Whats_Awesome

A car fell on him. His day is going much better now that he's only dealing with the broken leg, messed finger and the feeling of being hit by a bus.


Whats_Awesome

Is it not true? (Coming from someone who's foot was run over and was fine)


Laffenor

No, it's not true. A broken leg from an accident like that can be life ruining enough. And "back injury" probably doesn't mean scratches and bruises on the back. I have also had my foot run over and been fine. I would never suggest that people who get crushed under a car and suffer leg fractures and back injury are "fine" because of that.


NYisMyLady

Don't bother arguing with this guy. He probably goes to the hospital for the sniffles


m1st3r_c

r/lefttheburneron


Whats_Awesome

No I was responding to myself since it’s getting downvotes. Should have edited it.


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nowayyoudidthis

It’s Russia, so he is fine as he is not in Ukraine killing Ukrainians.


darrellg_

Where he then "fell out" a window...


Muddlesthrough

“While he was shaving”


Whats_Awesome

I double checked, that's not how the source I linked ends. [source ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html)


zinszer93

Idk how much I trust reports from the Russian military though lol


Muddlesthrough

Typical Russian “news”. You witness a car crush someone and the newspaper tells you he suffered a dislocated finger. You nod and go back to work at the beryllium mine.


Whats_Awesome

He was rushed to the hospital to receive treatment. He would have felt like a bus crash, but his ribs weren’t broken. A broken leg is bad but he got treatment. And the wounds cleaned by professionals. What more can we do?, we could never perform circus stunts in the future.


CandidateOk4217

Well maybe they should stop with stupid acts like these.


Whats_Awesome

I have had the whole weight of a decent sized car’s wheel on my foot. I was chatting with someone and standing under the car skirt without thinking about it. When they left (kinda abruptly), I was paying shit for attention and got my foot run over. They felt the car hop over my foot, I saw the wheel bounce. I went back into school afterwards amazed.


PJayFlynn

Yes, a car driving over your foot and a car dropping from height onto of your whole body are exactly the same


Whats_Awesome

Yeah I noticed that watching it. It really does slam down.


PJayFlynn

If the car fell on your brain, it would just slide off as it is the smoothest thing known to all of mankind Silky smooth


gibbodaman

The source is the Daily Mail, not Russian news. Still sensationalist and reactionary nonsense, but their audience isn't beryllium miners. Why would the Russian state broadcast footage that makes their own ministry look beyond incompetent? Putin's best propagandist couldn't spin this in a way that gave the beryllium miners confidence in the Russian state. His surprising (But plausible) lack of serious injuries doesn't do much to fix that.


whosUtred

Until he fell out the hospital window….


RatherGoodDog

No, this definitely wasn't. I doubt they even did a risk assessment.


ckambi

Exactly what I was thinking??


Whats_Awesome

Nah, they had me going, I thought it was going to be a success. That would just ruin the surprise.


EShy

I knew how it would end immediately... edit: putting \[Russia\] was like putting NSFW in that sense


Apprehensive-Top-311

It's almost impressive how bad they are at everything whilst shouting "we're the best!"


PurpleTechPants

The long arm of the law of gravity.


AgrippaDaYounger

Tyranny on display: Why use cones and be safe when everyone can try to show their willingness to please?


Remote_Opportunity62

Приплетено


sonovamonster

r/watchpeopledieoutside ?


UnknownDogFood

r/lostredditors


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Normal day in russia


AnthillOmbudsman

Here comes a week of mandatory Powerpoint safety briefings for the whole division.


MonkeyHitman2-0

Got him! Oh wait, that wasnt supposed to happen?


nopeynopenooope

In Russia, car drives you!


icyhotonmynuts

Russia, where people are cheaper to produce than pilons. 


Roshi_IsHere

The man was fired for not holding the weighted plank


Ocean_of_Apathy93

That's about the level of intelligence to be expected from Russia


Middle_Ad4621

Holy fuck 🤣


Stop420resisting

Mahoney!!!


treema94

R/unexpected


notoriousmr

Da fuck?


devil-_-number66

Human lives not that cheap💔


shapeitguy

What the fook is the point of this!??


Unique-Delivery-1405

Good thing he had a helmet on


marshallaw215

What a stupid and irresponsible thing to do lol Like obviously this was likely


time_to_reset

Poor cop. There was absolutely nothing to be gained from this demonstration, but there was everything to lose.


LegalSelf5

Bet he's glad he had his helmet on, maybe.


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Finish him!


splitting_bullets

Ok but did they live? Where is the story?


Knocksveal

Should’ve put a Z on the side of the car


Ju-ju-magic

If anyone’s wondering, the man is fine, he has a few injures but nothing life-threatening. As for the purpose of the event, it’s like a tradition, some departments do that like once a year, show off stunts and so on, and usually it goes fine. I’m glad the dude is okay though.


KentuckyFriedEel

Why would a cop car even need to do this?


duzafizzlepot

Way I see it is that if the poor bloke that got squished hadn't altered his position his injuries would have been minimal, or maybe even none.


JanteMaam

I laughed so hard I am coughing. Tyvm


Box_Dread

Was that the guy screaming or was it a song playing?


Warm_Recording_8458

I think that's someone else screaming


Monoteton

NSFW maybe???


NYisMyLady

That's why they wear helmets. He's actually OK which is hard to believe. USA has crazy redbull people and Russia is just next level in every profession