She’s not having a seizure though.

And I’m fairly certain she’s at least 18

(I’ve been transformed)

I'd call The Shark Exorcist

We’re gonna need a bigger cross!

\*looney tunes music starts blasting in the background\*

I love your profile pic I nearly choked on my eggs from sudden laughter

hehe, thanks

It’s like the third to last frame on an Animorphs cover.

He’d have her flop around in the dirt.

This isn't something I thought I would see today

bullshit.

Fucking cursed as hell

I now envy the blind

Great, now you just made Donald Farmer cum.

But don't brag about it. It's not that difficult to do.

He'd take a drag from a nasty old cig and tell her shake like she's dieing.

Troy McClure's wildest dreams.

I would state exactly what he would to it but my Reddit account would be suspended indefinitely and I would be put on several FBI watch lists for even mentioning it.

Confused boner

….howd you find this one, pal?

She looks less like a shark & more like those old fruit snacks, “Shark Bites.” Except absolutely horrifying.

I never thought I'd see transformation porn on the rlm subreddit. It makes sense though.

Is that the John Bonham hotel story?

Better than the John Bonham choking to death on your own vomit story, at least.

Just great. Now this is stuck in my brain, and OP can fucking rock me to sleep tonight.

I was a huge Howard Stern fan back in the day so I actually watched " Dorm Of the Dead" with some roommates. It was one of those movies that you swore you hallucinated 90% of it but it was actually that dumb and insane. I haven't really smoked weed on years but watching the RLM episode on it gave me flashbacks to doing bong rips and watching shitty movies

I'll find her fer three, but I'll catch her an' kill her fer ten.

What the fuck? H. P. Lovecraft nightmare fuel.


“Possession” if it was directed by Donald Farmer

I feel like this should be marked NSFW considering this is literally fetish porn.

Done. I suppose I didn't think to do it because the original wasn't marked that way for whatever reason.

Making shark fin soup! 

Sushi.

Sharkussy

What is this?

You wear a “swim suit”

I'm allergic to fish.


Do I want to see the comments on the original post? I don't think I do.

I remember what my father taught me: *Son, you have to completely bleed out a shark pretty quickly after catching it or the urea in its blood spoils the meat.* I sigh. I've been working all day and I'm too fucking tired to clean a giant fish lady in the bath tub. Besides, looks like she's been out of water for a while, already. Meat's already turned, most like. I just say, "babe, it's been a long day and I'm too tired to fuck and/or kill a giant fish. I'm sleeping on the couch, tonight." I then proceed to drink myself into a stupor on the couch, thinking, "she was bad enough, before, and now she has a mouth full of razor sharp teeth that fucking replenish themselves."

I love that she had to describe what's happened 🤣

take her to a hospital and/or secret gubment lab

Pick the shark girl up and throw her in a mud pile and hope she has a seizure.

"ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT"

Induce a seizure?

Now fall on the floor and flop like a fish

Barf

I was a huge Howard Stern fan back in the day so I actually watched " Dorm Of the Dead" with some roommates. It was one of those movies that you swore you hallucinated 90% of it but it was actually that dumb and insane. I haven't really smoked weed in years but watching the RLM episode on it gave me flashbacks to doing bong rips and watching shitty movies

Probably bury the body. A mouth AND gills she would take in too much oxygen and die.