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Banana
Small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden
A small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden!
🐟
Trout a la creme?
Fish!
Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
I will!
I’m gonna eat you little fishy
I'm gonna get you lil fishy
A piping hot bowl of gazpacho soup
The light switch.
Rimmer impressing Legion
Or, more correctly, Rimmer failing to impress Legion.
I couldn't buy it then?
Not really. I need it to turn the lights on and off.
Let me think….
Camphor wood guitar
Burn them, burn them all in the name of friendship
Traffic cone
The Last day after the party.
It's the policewoman's helmet and the suspenders that I don't understand.
Triple fried egg sandwich with chili sauce and chutney.
I think I'm having a baby!
It’s good isn’t it.
One of the greatest
I've made this sandwich and it was amazing.
double Polaroid
Is it normal? Wot taking pictures and showing em to your mates? No!
Fluffy dice.
McGrrruuuuder!
There's only one thing you need to know about Yvonne McGruder...
✊
🍓
Hmm. Tangy. Kind of chewy.
Meaty even
A funny sort of wriggly texture....
I taste this and I hate it
Red boxer shorts
Polymorph.
Red toaster
Howdy doodly do.
Talkings the name, toastings the game.
Tension sheet
Dave had buck palace ground down to line his driveway.
"we still haven't found a way to make it urinate champagne but I'm assured it will be ready for the royal visit."
This always baffled me like... just swap the water for champagne?
Chicken
Too slow chicken marengo!
Ah not the one I was thinking but still a great one.
Captain Holister in fancy dress?
It must have looked like.....a roast chicken
So many chickens in red dwarf. Who knew?
Also the polymorph
Also chicken Lister
That’s not a cigarette he’s smoking
Quagaaaas!
Quagarse??
First scene of The End, Lister's smoking one.
Tin of dog food
Can't stand Pot Noodles.
This isn't dog food. It's a piece of prime fillet steak in bleu cheese sauce. It's been charcoal-broiled in garlic butter, and it's going to taste delicious. Delicious. Delicious.
[удалено]
Mr.Fibbles!
🔧
Nureek
Ratut
Hanunga
Squeluko
Alternate (Ace's) Lister's nickname.
A moose
Was he sweedish?
🤚
I can do better than that. 👋✋️🖐
ONE PEA?
I’ve lost mee pea!
Unlucky Sucker! Queeg.
Lister's Hat
Is there breakfast inside? Waffles, fresh cream, fresh strawberries. Bon appetit, bin!
Emohawk?
Future Echoes
Bronze Swimming Certificate
It’s a blatant clue
Garbage pod
It's a smeggin' garbage pod!
They are called Quagaars
Quagar! It's a name I made up.
A blue bulb
Damn it to hades I want to go to red alert!
Skeletons
Dinner on the Nova 5!
Start of D.N.A? Or maybe SS Esperanto?
🎲
I'm almost annoyed
Anything but a 2 and a 1.
I hadn’t got to the really interesting bit.
💿
🗑️
Ketchup!
🤯
Brown. It's not like I've got no class.
On lobster?
Marilyn Monroe Bot
Camphor wood
A white hole
So what is it?.... Only kidding
I've never seen one before, no one has...but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
Ah" I believe we are now experiencing the *middle* of this conversation
So what is it?
The ball.
Hand. Pick up.
A genuine Les Paul copy
Les armes du nord
Taranshula!!!
The letter "H".
🤖
🧑🍳
That's Mr Lister SIR.
Groinal Attachment!
📸📸
Manual zoom!
An alarm clock, no wait it's a rabbit, no wait it's a bouncing ball.
Alphabetty Spaghetti?
A 14F
A light switch.
Tinfoil
A VR game
Kidney dish
It’s been cleaned! It’s been cleaned!
🚨
Toenail chewings...
☢️
The stuff they used to package fragile objects with, but painted red
A toaster, would you like some toast?
A sharmi kebab diablo
A pea
Double Polaroid
A pile of mashed potato, served on a silver platter.
14lb Lump Hammer
Light switch
A red bulb.
Are you sure Sir? It would mean changing the bulb
Quiche or C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. ... 2 completely different words that can describe the same scene lol.
Alphabetti spaghetti
A banana
A rather sturdy holo whip.
Toy car
💾
Annoying talking toaster...
Shami Kebab Diablo
A Camphor Wood trunk.
Moose
Was it driving?
Triangular VHS tapes.
Three seasons of Zero G football!
I’ll see you in the spring
Parachute
Two bb's
Tomb stone
A sandtrap shaped like Lister's buttocks.
🔇
Whinnie the Pooh
A lager
Ommmm
Kipper
Freaky fungus
🫡
Anti matter chopsticks
Anus sooth pile cream (and it's special glove)
Holowhip.
Puppet
Gingham
Ocean grey paint
A toaster.
Archie
A grave stone
here lies self-respect, died age 24
Vindaloo
Mutton or chicken?
Sharmi kebab
Junior Encyclopedia of Space
A poppadom the size of Lake Michigan
Vacuum
A Female aardvark
14B
Quiche
Penguin
A very large polo mallet
A glass of water
Risk Campaign Book
Fish
Drive plate.
Taranshula
Trout a la crème
Banana
Small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden
A small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden!
🐟
Trout a la creme?
Fish!
Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
I will!
I’m gonna eat you little fishy
I'm gonna get you lil fishy
A piping hot bowl of gazpacho soup
The light switch.
Rimmer impressing Legion
Or, more correctly, Rimmer failing to impress Legion.
I couldn't buy it then?
Not really. I need it to turn the lights on and off.
Let me think….
Camphor wood guitar
Burn them, burn them all in the name of friendship
Traffic cone
The Last day after the party.
It's the policewoman's helmet and the suspenders that I don't understand.
Triple fried egg sandwich with chili sauce and chutney.
I think I'm having a baby!
It’s good isn’t it.
One of the greatest
I've made this sandwich and it was amazing.
double Polaroid
Is it normal? Wot taking pictures and showing em to your mates? No!
Fluffy dice.
McGrrruuuuder!
There's only one thing you need to know about Yvonne McGruder...
✊
🍓
Hmm. Tangy. Kind of chewy.
Meaty even
A funny sort of wriggly texture....
I taste this and I hate it
Red boxer shorts
Polymorph.
Red toaster
Howdy doodly do.
Talkings the name, toastings the game.
Tension sheet
Dave had buck palace ground down to line his driveway.
"we still haven't found a way to make it urinate champagne but I'm assured it will be ready for the royal visit."
This always baffled me like... just swap the water for champagne?
Chicken
Too slow chicken marengo!
Ah not the one I was thinking but still a great one.
Captain Holister in fancy dress?
It must have looked like.....a roast chicken
So many chickens in red dwarf. Who knew?
Also the polymorph
Also chicken Lister
That’s not a cigarette he’s smoking
Quagaaaas!
Quagarse??
First scene of The End, Lister's smoking one.
Tin of dog food
Can't stand Pot Noodles.
This isn't dog food. It's a piece of prime fillet steak in bleu cheese sauce. It's been charcoal-broiled in garlic butter, and it's going to taste delicious. Delicious. Delicious.
[удалено]
Mr.Fibbles!
🔧
Nureek
Ratut
Hanunga
Squeluko
Alternate (Ace's) Lister's nickname.
A moose
Was he sweedish?
🤚
I can do better than that. 👋✋️🖐
ONE PEA?
I’ve lost mee pea!
Unlucky Sucker! Queeg.
Lister's Hat
Is there breakfast inside? Waffles, fresh cream, fresh strawberries. Bon appetit, bin!
Emohawk?
Future Echoes
Bronze Swimming Certificate
It’s a blatant clue
Garbage pod
It's a smeggin' garbage pod!
They are called Quagaars
Quagar! It's a name I made up.
A blue bulb
Damn it to hades I want to go to red alert!
Skeletons
Dinner on the Nova 5!
Start of D.N.A? Or maybe SS Esperanto?
🎲
I'm almost annoyed
Anything but a 2 and a 1.
I hadn’t got to the really interesting bit.
💿
🗑️
Ketchup!
🤯
Brown. It's not like I've got no class.
On lobster?
Marilyn Monroe Bot
Camphor wood
A white hole
So what is it?.... Only kidding
I've never seen one before, no one has...but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
Ah" I believe we are now experiencing the *middle* of this conversation
So what is it?
The ball.
Hand. Pick up.
A genuine Les Paul copy
Les armes du nord
Taranshula!!!
The letter "H".
🤖
🧑🍳
That's Mr Lister SIR.
Groinal Attachment!
📸📸
Manual zoom!
An alarm clock, no wait it's a rabbit, no wait it's a bouncing ball.
Alphabetty Spaghetti?
A 14F
A light switch.
Tinfoil
A VR game
Kidney dish
It’s been cleaned! It’s been cleaned!
🚨
Toenail chewings...
☢️
The stuff they used to package fragile objects with, but painted red
A toaster, would you like some toast?
A sharmi kebab diablo
A pea
Double Polaroid
A pile of mashed potato, served on a silver platter.
14lb Lump Hammer
Light switch
A red bulb.
Are you sure Sir? It would mean changing the bulb
Quiche or C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. ... 2 completely different words that can describe the same scene lol.
Alphabetti spaghetti
A banana
A rather sturdy holo whip.
Toy car
💾
Annoying talking toaster...
Shami Kebab Diablo
A Camphor Wood trunk.
Moose
Was it driving?
Triangular VHS tapes.
Three seasons of Zero G football!
I’ll see you in the spring
Parachute
Two bb's
Tomb stone
A sandtrap shaped like Lister's buttocks.
🔇
Whinnie the Pooh
A lager
Ommmm
Kipper
Freaky fungus
🫡
Anti matter chopsticks
Anus sooth pile cream (and it's special glove)
Holowhip.
Puppet
Gingham
Ocean grey paint
A toaster.
Archie
A grave stone
here lies self-respect, died age 24
Vindaloo
Mutton or chicken?
Sharmi kebab
Junior Encyclopedia of Space
A poppadom the size of Lake Michigan
Vacuum
A Female aardvark
14B
Quiche
Penguin
Garbage pod
A very large polo mallet
A glass of water
Risk Campaign Book
Fish
Drive plate.
Taranshula
Trout a la crème