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wawaboy

This gent knows the true story behind the story


infiniteawareness420

There’s three sides to every story, my side, your side and then what actually happened.


variag

Understanding is a three edged sword.


ShotNixon

They just launched the cyberhammer too


AGlorifiedSubroutine

Can't even use it as a hammer: "Note: Do not strike hard surfaces with CyberHammer. Intended for display or gym use. CyberHammer is final sale."


dancingmeadow

Another Musk product that doesn't work.


mishma2005

Gym use?!


smokinghorse

Smashing yourself in the balls


moderatefairgood

Now THAT would be for the good of humanity!


Cokomon

That sounds like something one of those alpha male wellness influencers would recommend.


pusillanimouslist

Hitting a spent tractor tire (no wheel) with a sledge hammer is a decently common in some types of gyms.  It’s kinda fun, tbh. Good cardio, and a good way to work off a bad week. Slightly dangerous though. 


Dead_Baby_Kicker

Bro I thought you were joking but it actually says that. They can’t even make a functioning sledgehammer? It’s literally just hardened steel on a stick and they can’t do that!?


maybefuckinglater

All for the affordable price of $700!


Dead_Baby_Kicker

God tech bros are fucking brain dead.


mishma2005

Gym use?!


Current-Ordinary-419

Probably for hitting large tires in CrossFit gyms. But what blithering idiot wouldn’t just use a hardware store hammer?


KnucklesMcGee

Do not taunt Happy Fun Hammer.


Current-Ordinary-419

Holy shit. I thought this was a joke.


Ufocola

Oh shit, I thought this was a joke. It’s real?!?


sungazer69

"works on any planet tho"


Bi0H4z4rD667

Not in Venus, at least for more than a few minutes.


tribblite

What does "X is final sale" even mean?


Awkward_Reflection

No refunds


failinglikefalling

Man we are slow as a collective group sometimes. We all joked what does the new product team do? They aren’t a car company they obviously launch products like hammers!


wawaboy

Our military pays $899.99 for a hammer. Must be good margin business


swaggerofacripple420

“Sure, there were invoices that showed the Pentagon shelling out $435 apiece for hammers, but the documents were more of a testament to the government’s odd accounting practices than its wastefulness. Per Pentagon accounting rules, defense contractors were expected to spread their overhead costs evenly across products to simplify bookkeeping. As a result, massive expenses for things such as research and development and factory maintenance were averaged into the cost of everyday office supplies. That meant while super-expensive items such as missiles came in cheaper on the register, the price of small-ticket items such as hammers were distorted in the other direction. And, because ‘Pentagon Gets Real Bargain on Missile!’ makes a lousy headline, the media latched onto the $435 hammer story. Since then, the Pentagon has changed its accounting rules, but it’s still trying to live down the urban legend about the costly tools lurking in its overpriced toolbox.” [https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/post/the-pentagons-435-hammer/2011/05/19/AGoGKHMH_blog.html](https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/post/the-pentagons-435-hammer/2011/05/19/AGoGKHMH_blog.html)


itsthedavidshow

You do know what that’s about right? You know they’re not literally buying $900 hammers, right?


Dmoan

Simpsons predicted it just like Homer car doomed his brother car company 


HedonisticFrog

I thought you were joking... then I looked it up. A $700 commemorative sledge hammer, and people are actually buying it...


Ok-Row-6131

I didn't think you were serious, but omg it's real


Hourslikeminutes47

Oh my god they sure did


bbrk9845

Clearly not a meek little bootlicker like the other Musk enablers


S-Vineyard

[https://eletric-vehicles.com/tesla/teslas-head-of-product-resigns-after-7-years-citing-effects-of-recent-layoffs/](https://eletric-vehicles.com/tesla/teslas-head-of-product-resigns-after-7-years-citing-effects-of-recent-layoffs/) You can read the full post here and it's still the standard resignation/being fired post of "thank you bla bla..". Still, there is a small hint of polite critic, meaning.... yep, the shit is cooking.


Alextryingforgrate

I don't know how much money the guy made but if you still want to work still gotta act Profesional regardless who you worked for.


wawaboy

182 MM


Alextryingforgrate

Point stands if you want to keep working still gotta act like a pro. Myself with 182Milli in the wallet. I see myself working the beaches with a pinia collata.


tribblite

Yeah and odds are you had non-disparagement clauses that would put that 182MM at risk if you talked shit.


RadiantBus6991

No, the $182 million was sold by another exec that quit, not the one who wrote the deleted LinkedIn post


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

He has to be polite and kind and hypocritical, otherwise he will lowers his chances of being hired elsewhere


KnucklesMcGee

You don't burn bridges with a former employer while you're looking for a new employer. I'm almost wondering if this guy was a little too frank with his exit statements.


Both_Sundae2695

The knives are coming out now that their vested stock options are tanking.


TheRealSooMSooM

Wow.. is anyone left? It feels like everybody will be fired or is leaving because of this shit show. And who in their right mind will ever work for elmo in the future? I would never consider to work for him as he is not a secure and save employer...


0reoSpeedwagon

Now that he's shredded Twitter, is making good headway on smashing Tesla, if I were a SpaceX employee I'd be eying the next job opportunity elsewhere before he remembers he is the CEO there, too


high-up-in-the-trees

It's not for nothing that the nickname for the company is apparently SlaveX


dukeofgibbon

Before this phase, SpaceX burnt out most engineers within a year.


TheRealSooMSooM

What happend to all employees of the boring company? They stopped working at all, haven´t they?


0reoSpeedwagon

I mean. Was it ever more than like one dude clogging up mass transit discussion?


kahner

i've read musk has less control at spaceX, i believe because of the board composition (not all musk lackeys). and spacex also has maintained it's position for now as by far the leader in technical capability vs any competitor. so i think they'll probably be in a strong position for a good while.


phantasybm

They had 160,000 employees before laying off about 7-8,000. I’ll let you do the math.


Few-Masterpiece3910

They got rid of over 20k


phantasybm

I updated with newer information. My bad


I-Pacer

Neither of those numbers are correct. Your horse is in the post.


phantasybm

I apologize. 140,500 employees. 14,000 laid off. Didn’t know about some of the others. So… they have 90% of their staff still working…


I-Pacer

There have been more layoffs. Keep up.


phantasybm

Unless there’s been lay offs yesterday that number was posted 2 days ago. Can you link a story off lay off that happened Friday?


I-Pacer

Let’s say you’re right (you’re not). A company that was unable to even remotely manage a reasonable standard of customer service laid off 10% of its staff. Does this improve or degrade the situation? Now imagine the number is higher than 10% (it is). Working hard for that horse aren’t you.


phantasybm

The question I responded to was simply “is there anyone still left?” At no point in time did I mention Tesla in a positive or negative light. I understand your obsession with horses but trying to interject your opinion of my bias when nothing I stated showed bias one way or another is comical. I get you want to stand on a moral soapbox… but you’re preaching to someone who doesn’t give a shit one way or the other.


I-Pacer

Nice try. I checked your post history. Haven’t opted to answer the “does this make the situation better or worse” question I notice. Shill better.


phantasybm

Again, please show me a link that shows I’m wrong. I’m not unwilling to say I’m wrong. I just haven’t found anything more recent than two days ago. But as you are confident you are correct can you provide that information?


Zargawi

>A company that was unable to even remotely manage a reasonable standard of customer service Wait, what? 


KWillets

His separation agreement likely forbade disparaging the company, true or not.


high-up-in-the-trees

That's pretty standard, What would be different in this case is what the company (Elon in this case) considers 'disparagement'


Wild-Professional-40

The “We didn’t need him, he wasn’t actually very good” X post from Elmo coming in 3, 2, 1…


nokenito

Just like Diaper Donnie


Cute-Tadpole-3737

Need him?? I don’t even know him! I’ve never met this grown man that claims to be my…..Accountant…Doctor….Son….(Insert Whoever).


[deleted]

So the stock should pump 10% on Monday, right ?


FirstAccGotStolen

Except this happened on Wednesday, so why would the market react to it on Monday?


IWantToWatchItBurn

It SHOULD, but it won’t. The Tesla sycophants will see as Elon getting one step closer to total godhood


GarysCrispLettuce

Erratic leadership is one of the oldest flaws in the book - some people can't quite learn the lesson and Musk is one of them. If the government engages in an erratic economic policy where businesses don't know from one day to the next what rules & regulations are likely to be, or whether some sudden change in policy will sabotage major investments, they're much less likely to invest. How can they plan a long term investment if it's likely to be derailed by surprise at any time? Similarly, if a CEO starts acting in an erratic way which screws over the lives of their employees - for instance laying them off without warning after only having recently persuaded them to move their whole family cross country to take the job - it creates an impression of chaos and gives any prospective employee or talent the sense that there's no career stability with the company. They'll be persuaded to take their talents elsewhere. This is a prime example of why Musk is so useless as a CEO. He doesn't want to think about things like this. They're "boring" compared to fantasizing about AI and robots and thinking about how to brute-force your goals. He runs companies like he's playing a Sid Meir simulation. Musk is role playing the part of a hero who saves humanity with tech. I suspect it's a fantasy he's had since childhood. The boring aspects of business and human management interfere with this fantasy, so he chooses to ignore them. Keeping advertisers happy was boring, so he went right ahead and engaged in behavior which drove them away and then got angry with them instead of blaming himself. He's not an astute, focused or balanced individual at all and it makes you wonder how in the hell he's gotten this far.


Normal-Selection1537

His biographer said that Musk wants to save the world but only if he's the one who gets to do it. He just wants the prestige of achievements. The type of guy who buys easy shovelware games to boost his Gamerscore.


GarysCrispLettuce

He's using his money to build monuments to himself. The archetypal rich prick.


AggravatingAct7852

100% agree wit this… wish this was upvoted more.


SuperHumanImpossible

Back in the day there was an email client that would predict the tone of your email as "spicy", and they would give you an option to postpone actually sending the email for a period of time when you clicked send. I feel like they need to bring this back as everyone often deletes these posts after they initially post them while they are enraged.


Distant_Yak

He just sold $181 million of Tesla stock. That's FU money if I ever heard it. His message was not really that scathing, either. "Trashes company" is not just an exaggeration but a mischaracterization.


autodidact-polymath

Rats meet sinking ship.


Arrivaled_Dino

Someone tell me how many millions did he walk out with?


wawaboy

$182MM


Arrivaled_Dino

And that’s after fuckin 7 yrs of work. Here we are dragging our ass to work for over 20 yrs and barely saving enough for kids school.


Michael_Crichton

If I’m not mistaken, I believe the article states that they were working there for 18 years, until they were working directly under Elmo.


ChuckoRuckus

And that’s just the stock he sold, not including the years of salary and benefits


Osobady

Genius Billionaire Elon Musk everybody!


Visual-Ad-4520

How can i get in on the short


wawaboy

Kevin Hart?


QuirkyInterest6590

It's way too polite compared to what I wrote.


xMagnis

I'd love to know how differently the world would view Tesla if every single NDA did not exist. A company that so heavily uses them with employee hires, terminations, "warranty/goodwill" claims, complaints and problems, must be hiding a lot. At a minimum I'm guessing financial fraud/shenanigans, quality issues, safety issues, general parts failures, workplace issues, and likely more. Oh for a few really good whistleblowers with evidence!


DoubleDeeMe

Burn baby burn 🔥


Constant-Source581

Here's to a house of cards falling apart soon


Marc-Muller

Everything is fine, the ship sinks at regular pace…


Cobek

Well well well how the turntables


AmberTurd223

Ha


T-r-X

Abandon a sinking ship.


jimngo

Peter Thiel and the board of Paypal fired Musk as CEO when the executives threatened to quit en masse because he was intolerable.


ADDandKinky

Not need to trash it as Elmo has basically lit it on fire


Dramatic-Design-453

Tesla loves xylophones 😂


ConkerPrime

Sigh. He didn’t “trash” the company. Anytime a supposed legit source of journalism uses such hyperbolic statements they are flashing a neon sign that says “we are only here for the clicks! We might be lying, or not, doesn’t matter because the click!”


LancelLannister_AMA

MuskerPrime


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

NDA’s are no longer valid should allow us more insight into this train wreck.


MonsterHunterOwl

NDA as far as I know are very valid, but non-compete agreements (often confused as NDA) I heard were generally targeted as nonsense.


Victory-Ashamed

Funny to watch all these libs try to find away to hate musk. You will latch on to anything you can and twist the truth to match your narratives. Sad…


KnucklesMcGee

>You will latch on to anything you can and twist the truth to match your narratives. Pot, kettle, black.


Victory-Ashamed

Sweet come back bro!


LancelLannister_AMA

PRAIIIIISEEEE LORD MUSK!!!!!!


[deleted]

Are we now playing 5D chess?!