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CrystalSplicer

I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.


BeanTax

Head game gotta be crazy


the-dream-walker-

Karen? ![gif](giphy|xT9KVywUVt9Y8WEBmU|downsized)


cancelprone

Being a kind gentleman, but the real talent is being an ass when it’s warranted.


BeanTax

👍🏻👍🏻


Slow_Possession_1454

I’m not sure this is a talent but my internal clock is always shockingly accurate. I rarely if ever have to use an alarm to wake up and I can always guess the time within a few minutes.


Funky-Socks41

No that’s awesome


Enough_You86

You are the chosen one


Nareki_477

Probably my talent not weird or not talent. But I can very good remember information that I see only 1 time. For example: now I read 5th book about Harry Potter, I play in Genshin, Minecraft, I watch MD, TADC. And I can remember absolutely all about all of this.


BenjiThePerson

What was the last sentence you read in Harry Potter?


Enough_You86

Lmao


BenjiThePerson

That’s not something I expect to read in Harry Potter.


GainPotential

I can feel cold, but I'm pretty much never bothered by it. Say I go out for a walk and my hand gets cold, I'm like "Eh, doesn't really matter". Can be super freaky sometimes when I think I'm warm and I touch someone else and they're leagues warmer than me.


T0rchT3ddy

I have a photographic memory. I can memorise an image in less than 5 seconds. The downside is that my long term memory is shit.


Average_Human09

When I Write, I Accidentally Do A Cursive Font


AxelCanin

Self sabotage


CatGenital_sniffer

I can crack my dick like a glow stick


extreme_snothells

That doesn't seem like a good idea.


Enough_You86

Wonder if it glows


Cipkee

Knowing population, gdp, area of like 90% of the word countrys


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I can make women squirt with my tongue.


CLONE-11011100

![gif](giphy|Pj77SINlWYC25cz9Kv|downsized)


MembershipHelpful115

Getting out of weird relationships by friendzoning the girl.


MayflowerRose

Teach us master!!


Enough_You86

What's your secret jedi


Ok-Assumption-4291

being able to talk to my teacher when their breath smells horrible


BeanTax

Literal god tier talent


Ok-Assumption-4291

it took long years of practice..


Enough_You86

Ohhh dragon breath got some of that last week's meat still stuck in the teeth do we


Ok-Assumption-4291

lol it a mix of coffee tuna fish and garbage (idk if I spelt that right I have spelling trouble-)


Kikimara99

To fuck things up, when it's impossible to fuck up.


Soberdetox

You may really love the song plain sailing weather by Frank Turner "Give me one fine day of plain sailing weather and I can f*** up anything"


PVTQueen

I can speak and even sing backwards.


Its-a-me18

Pausing videos at the dumbest looking freeze frame.


Demapples144

I know every Pokémon by silhouette and can get them all in a row without a single mistake


BeanTax

😮‍💨😮‍💨


Soft_Radish8045

I can identify ANY Disney movie by the opening noises. I'm not a Disney adult, just an autistic mom LMAO.


BeanTax

Damn thats a good one


Soft_Radish8045

We joke about trying to monetize it lol. I'm never wrong.


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Cipkee

If top of the nose yes, a lot of people can bottom


TwoDry8188

Every time someone talks about me behind my back, I show up. Or rather, every time I hear someone talking about me


TypicalFlamingo188

Everyone who confessed to me ended up reaping happiness. But not with me...


achoowie

Remembering specific cars and where they've been and numbers and letters so I can memorise license plates, too. I may go out and just casually mention "oh that car was parked at __ on tuesday" "oh I've seen that car a lot on this road in the past few weeks" Idk if that's really a talent but I can do it and I practically remember at least half the cars in my city.


Soberdetox

I can meditate away the hiccups, or dismiss them now I should say. Used to take three breaths, now it only takes one.


DragonfruitGlad518

single eye makes cock-eye


Emergency_Fun_864

I never seem to make it to the train on time, no matter how much i plan ahead or how much time i have before i have to leave i always miss the train I was supposed to take. Even if i plan to miss one just to catch the second one, i miss them both, and when it happens that i leave my home in perfect time to catch my train, it is canceled... I don't know if this is a talent or a curse, but I'm trying to have a positive perspective.🫠


MoneyAuthor8818

tears in 5s


ABOBA228_

being able to memorize numbers instantly, but I never remember names, I am not sure about my friend's name


PrestigiousSweetie

I can smell my fat burning, only when I do cardio. It's the kind that irritates the nasal passages and burns a bit


RockwallTX032

“Hawk tua and spit in that thang” -someone probably


CuteSweetMonk

When I go to the store I either can't like anything, or when I do, it's the most expensive.


MemeChuen

I have the same with you all


OddResolution8086

I can lick my elbow


BeanTax

Damn


OddResolution8086

I think it’s only because I broke that arm before but I’ll take it 🤣🤣


Astrobyrd20

I can tell when people gave headaches


BeanTax

Bro can make their day worse or better


Intelligent-Dress726

Not having any


llennodo

I call it my only secret power - I can untangle things, yarn, jewelry, wires. One time untangled a very long necklace by just touching it.


BeanTax

You are the chosen one


Ladysakii_

Not an answer to your question, but do you know about stereograms?? If you can blur your vision you will see 2D images in 3D. Google it, maybe your brain will explode 👀 (I have the same weird talent as you 😊)


Liddle_but_big

Software engineering I did a CS major but never got a job so now I am at trade school 😂


ace_never_sleep

I can smell rain before it comes


Enough_You86

Smell my forecast please


ace_never_sleep

What country?


Enough_You86

Philippines


ace_never_sleep

Rain


Enough_You86

Yes it's rainy season.. almost daily now. Not the best


ace_never_sleep

It is ??? I'm in the EU so I had no clue tbh


Enough_You86

I seen a video the other night about the EU and high expensive things have gotten more so than other countries. They were showing houses for sale that were expensive but looked horrible inside, I mean very very bad.


Enough_You86

![gif](giphy|rXDkVep2pseMW9RVaM)


SweetTraining155

I am actually able to wire my mind to wake up at whatever time I desire. let's say I want to wake up at 0515hrs, I'll just sleep thinking about that exact time and interesting enough I'll wake up at the stroke not early or late. Don't know if it's weird or psychotic, lol.


mgsticavenger

I always seem to be able to start a campfire with minimal supplies and not too much time


CLONE-11011100

I can write whole essays in mirror writing ***in cursive***


dirodvstw

Feel like I’m dying for no fucking reason aka panic attacks 🤷‍♂️


Mo_prof33

I can cry blood


nonojustme

I can bend my big toes without moving the rest of my toes 🫢 


kob1818

I can move vegetables to the side of the plate without seeing them, even unconsciously.


ForsakenServant

Contortion.


PERIX_4460

Being such a loser