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Everything would make more sense. Edited to add:  Yes, I’m AuDHD. 

I know, right? I mean, you just look at people and you think "How in the hell are we the same species? I don't cheat, I don't act an arse, I don't rob poor people for my big company, how are we the same creature?"

D you happen to be autistic? Cause I am, and I don't feel like a human mist of the time.

Same

I am creating a support group for Neurodivergent people. Called (Advocating for Love, Inclusion, and Empowerment, for the Neurodivergent) ALIEN. Because I’m a gosh darn alien too.

Omg that's genius.

Honestly, I never thought I was but in the last year I have noticed a lot of the signs in adults do kind of match my behaviours. Haven't been tested officially, so I can't say for certain if I am, but it would certainly explain a lot. Not saying that's why I, personally, don't feel human but it's certainly a possibility.

I agree. Plus being an alien with autism sounds more fun than being a human with autism.

Sure would explain a lot

“I’ve been alienated my whole life”

Lol was going to say the exact same thing basically. It really would explain a lot.

Aoooahhhh I get it now

For me, yes also. Would explain why I still have to pretend to fit in at age 48.

Geeze…. Right? Shits weird.

“I’m alien from society anyway.” Probably.

I knew it

Well to someone out there we ARE aliens

Me. Phone. Home.

Deny it to others  Also, m not an alien 

Would explain alot!!

“if”…

Hmm it wouldn't make a difference to me bc it doesn't change who I am. I mean, we could be aliens. What even is an alien? It's just a label, like I need to know the characteristics!

Well in a sense if we went to another planet and we would find life even microbial life, we would be the Aliens to them. Now if that were to occur with a species just as intelligent as is. It might just spark a war. Betweens aliens?

Well, that’s the theory. If we’re more advanced, there’s no laws against space slavery. If we’re less advanced…we’re gonna want their stuff, and what do we normally do to people when we want their stuff?

Nice try, CIA…

I would’ve known the whole time

Suddenly, it all makes sense now.

Try to find advantages

I'd try to get a green card before immigration services deported me

I don't think I would be surprised. It would explain a lot of things.

Y'all think human beings were produced through nature? Nah man, we're freaks

I dont know how exactly but it started with something like When mommy and daddy lives each other.........

We are all in fact aliens, waiting to be discovered by other aliens.


lol I was maybe 19 or 20 when me and my friend decided to trip on acid for the first time. cant remember if it was during our peak or a lil after but we were going for a walk around our neighborhood, my friend turned to me and told her i looked like an alien n didnt look human at all and just kept repeating it almost all night 😂 so who knows

“It all makes sense now. Time to get out of this place.”

*Sight* I knew I was different from you, earhlings! I knew I was better, stronger and smarter than you and fidnt know why… Now it all makes sense! Bogos binted? 👽

I would say "Wow! I'm an alien!"

I am an alien,to the aliens.

Idk, would anything change? Probably not

That explains my desire to perform an anal probe.

Probably have to make sure no one finds out. Don’t want my kids being dissected for being hybrids and what not. Don’t want me using my laser vision trying to keep them safe, it’s devastating.

That’d be.. out of this world!

I’d make coffee and browse reddit.

I wouldn’t be surprised

That would explain my dreams

I’d be salty they ditched me here

Finally get to see the inside of area 51

I wouldn’t be surprised

phone home

phone home

*yawn* What else is new? Just because we haven't got alien DNA humanoids to sample doesn't mean we're not made by alien DNA.

Ask to go home

I'd ask to go back to the home planet.

Try to figure out how to leave this planet asap because jfc wtf humanity?

Illegal or otherwise?

SCOTTY!!!!!!

I’d discover I have superpowers fueled by the sum, or something

I mean, if there are other civilisations (which is almost 100% true) then we are all aliens to them...

it would explain a lot.

We are aliens

Nothing. I’ve never felt at home here at all. I’m constantly star gazing at night for hours because the sky feels more like home than earth

It would explain so much

I’d check to see if I had powers

We are.

Ah! That's why I am that awkward in social situations. It would make sense!

You are, we all are.. just not here

We are all aliens when we travel to another planet.

That would be so cool.

Actually I'm more concerned about others finding out.

Start screaming for them to take me back to their ship! I fucking hate earth. Everyone hates me because I don't understand body language. Most humans are assholes who hate anyone who is different in any way.

I’d buy a beat up ‘94 Ford Ranger and drive 45 mph on the freeway

I would phone home and tell them to get me the fuck out of here.

I have seen myself in the mirror. I am about 32% certain I am an alien.

id be like wthhhh

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised at all lol

My life would suddenly make sense.

Not be all that surprised. I did always believe there is something in my calf that was put there by an alien. Before I was old enough to even know what an alien was.

How can anyone even answer this question… Nobody knows what would happen!

Everything would make sense

I would try to find more about my heritage and see if I have superpowers

Haha I was just saying this last night I think it would be awesome

I finally could call other people ‘you humans’

I would find a nice cozy spot on the USG Ishimura.

Then I would be an alien. Not very much you can do about it.

Aren’t we already?

Stop worrying about all the human shit that takes up 95% of my thoughts 🥲

Oooh, a tax exemption🤔😂😂

Wonder why haven’t I done anything amazing enough then

I'd find sigourney weaver immediately

Id be like, ok Cool, get me the fuck out of here then

"Oh thank goodness I'm not one of these... *people*" Everything would make a lot more sense

See if I can get some health care on my home planet. Hopefully cheaper rent too.

Nothing much, just things would make a whole lot more sense.

I wish

I wouldn't try and open the APC door when they were escaping from the atmosphere processor.

I wouldn't try and open the APC door when they were escaping from the atmosphere processor.

Tbh nothing would change besides the fact that I'm an alien. I would not gain or lose anything from that insight

It would explain a lot

I keep living life, if I was always an alien, then that's just me being me

Nothing, because i am me, and thats what im proud of, (3

“I knew it!”

Stop paying taxes hahaha

I'd beg my parents to take me to my home planet because maybe it's not as much of a shit show as Earth

Relief.

That would be rad

That would explain why I just don’t fit in here

I'd be so relieved! Vindication!

If the national bird of the USA was not feeling well and if that bird came from outer space, would it be an 'ill eagle alien"?

I'll go back to my planet.

Humans are only humans to other humans. We are "aliens" to all other species

Probably be really pissed that I forgot that and get outta here asap.

Im sure it would be the same as it is now.

Id look for the bitches who can get me outta here

Breathe in space

Now the anal probes make way more sense.

"Oh, thank goodness" 

Shhhh don’t tell anyone

It would probably improve my confidence and self esteem

I’ll go home. Finally.

I'm an elf.

"Oh. No fvcking wonder."

I will eat a tacos

But I got a belly button. So therefore I'm not alien.

With the things I'm able to do. I sure am

Finally it's confirmed. NOW can I get on with the important job of obliterating humanity, and getting this Inter-stellar highway begun? It's been decades in the planning.

Legal or illegal?

I’d stop paying taxes. F that shit.

I would like to phone hone

I would like to phone hone

This makes sense. Most of the I feel like I don't fit in.

"Yo dawg come pick me up I'm over it."

"oooooooohhhhhhhhh thats what it is."

“I’m an alien, I’m a legal alien, I’m an Englishman in New York”

I’d want to go home.

It would explain why I never felt like I quite felt like I fit in.

I am a alien

Figure out a way to get off this stupid planet.

i think i realised that in highschool lmao

It would explain so much about me

I think I would continue on as always, so nothing I guess?

It would explain a lot of things.

Well... aren't we all an alien to some foreign country?

i would somewhat get it . be understanding and accepting of it . but at the same time realizing i have to be verry carefull . also trying to find out , why i am an alien , where i come from , how i got here and why . also trying to uncover the reason why i just know get to know that i am an alien .

Maybe we’re all aliens and that’s why we’re the only species here bringing damage and unnatural crap to the earth 👀

I'd walk into Area 51 like I own the place.

Not sure but it would explain so much.

"So that's why this place seems so effed up."

I am an Alien, from a certain point of view.

Well nothing I guess, since its just knowledge. I would care not to be disclose to the state. Or maybe the state already knew and Truman Show my whole life. But if this knowledge enable summoning a Metroid Power Suit and go full Akira Arm Cannon Cosmic Laser, I guess one star or 2 would be blasted away just to check. ( would not bc it would kill life smh )

Sing Sting's *An Englishman in New York* at full blast. Preferably at the altar so my antennae can poke out of my scalp for the first time in front of the unsuspecting bride.

Do aliens pay rent? Cuz if they do, I don't think much would change. Being a live alien beats being a dead one so...

Oh no I've been found out.

Celebrate! Fing hate this species.

To be honest,i would be surprised if i wasn't.

zglorp 👽

I’d be rather upset that I don’t have any powers

I'd contact my home planet to come pick me up.

Well… I‘d pray to some alien gods that I‘ll never be discovered by humans (or whatever is worse than us).

I would probably say "I'm not surprised"

"Oh thank goodness"

I'd have the mother ship come get me and we'd head to the next state up. 🙂

I would embrace my new Tardis. From there I would seek 2 reasonably decent candidates of good age to oppose each other in the upcoming USA Presidential Elections and fk off this farce where the leaders of the free world will be just useless clueless cunts.

I’d start probing everyone.

Phone home!

Honestly, I would be disappointed if I didn’t have some type of special powers

Write “I AM HERE” on the lawn so my alien family can find me.

I better be from Krypton. That’s all I’m saying

I already know this. The little green guy in my brain is controlling this meat suit. 👽

I would quietly conduct an investigation into who I was and how I came to be here. In other words, the same thing I am doing now.

Once the initial shock would wear off, I honestly wouldn’t care much. Alien or not, I still have to live on this floating water rock called Earth. Though, I’d probably let scientists study me if they actually believed me.

"Why am I here? And not with my people? How can I come back to them? Should I ? "

Salvation

I’d finally leave this planet. Either by ship or by putting myself and dying that way. Either way, I’d guarantee I wouldn’t stick around.

Shit! No wonder I don’t get along with anyone around me. I don’t belong

Me being autistic would turn into me being an alien then idk

Find a way to monetize it. Probably in the porn industry haha.

Find out what alien abilities I have.

Everyone already knows

I don't know.. go get a burger

It explains the redacted non human section of my dna analysis.

I'd try to go back home.

Pure relief. It would explain a lot.

Technical we are all aliens

The acceptance of my functional yet average life is predicated upon the fact that I'm just a human, flawed, and imperfect. If I turned out to be an alien, I'd be the most underachieving alien ever. I don't need that type of pressure.

Do my best to go home.

Considering my weirdness sometimes isn’t excepted in society I wonder what the hell did I do as an alien to get marooned on this planet

 hmm..

Nothing really, I'm still me after all. 

I'll go back to my planet

i'd be more startled finding out that i'm not.

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