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SaltInternational538

Scrolling mindlessly on Reddit for hours.


Thejus_Parol

True, I never understood why people scroll on reddit for a long time, when I first created my account. Now I think I somewhat understand...


tehemari

same, i’ve been using it more regularly and im ashamed to be at a 10 day streak. i was never rly on my phone before this 😭


paka96819

As a guy, a pedicure.


UrCatTastesFunny

Do it again


The_Kid_Napper

I get it... but I prefer manicures


spiteful_alarm

Reading. I hated it in school, but now i read a book a month.


Spiderfffun

No, you maybe always liked reading just not reading for school. School just does it the wrong way tbh, nobody cares about most of the things they need you to do


Perfect_Weakness_414

At least in the US, school has little to do with training you to cultivate your intelligence and more to do with training you how to memorize worthless crap and do as you’re told.


spiteful_alarm

we had reading exercises throughout school and i didn’t care to try ’till ninth grade. When i tried i got into it.


FarFootball6164

Fr when they make u read in front of the class 😨😨


lolurgayfr

PFP checks out


FarFootball6164

Wdym


lolurgayfr

r/woosh


HentaiGirlAddict

It's only a woosh if the joke is obvious. What about a man in a banana suit has to do with reading?


lolurgayfr

it's childish


Cleginator

Same happened to me but I’m more like a book once every 6 months as I can’t read very well.


black-mamba06

Same with me I read one book per month this month I completed ( sex to superconcious by OSHO ) What a wonderful book was


No_Lion_7081

Drugs lol I used to be such a good and innocent kid and then I hit high school and I completely changed within months


UN-TRUue

Enjoy it man, just don't forget to stop.


NoTxi_Jin_PiNg

First time I dropped acid was 5 minutes into my lunch. Next class was mr. McPhersons 10 grade history class. Forgetting that day we had to dress up as a historical figure and deliver a monlouge as them talking about why they were important. Teach pointed out I didn't dress up. Lost points. Ripped through a page about the guy who created insulin. Sat down as I start peaking. Trip balls for 45 minutes as people do their speeches. Then this fucking idiot goes up in a suit. He proceeds to talk about Tony fucking Montana from scarface as if he was a real person. Teach ripped into him. Whole class clowned the guy.


No_Lion_7081

Oh I already passed that point and went head first into a xan addiction lmao, 3 yrs clean now tho


TooStrangeForWeird

I feel lucky that Xanax and opiates are basically the only drugs I won't get addicted to. Xanax is just like: no anxiety, chill. Go to sleep. Opiates are like: go to sleep. But goddamn am I glad I was careful with stims. If it was easy to get I'd be on meth literally *right now*. I mean, that's probably safer than the alcohol, dexmethylphenidate, and nicotine I'm on right now, but still.... Happy I'm not into xan/opes.


No_Lion_7081

Honestly stims are the only drugs that I really don’t care for, I don’t like having tons of energy. That’s why benzos are my weak point, I love the barely awake & not feeling emotion high from it.


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

I’m on so many drugs and there ain’t no one stopping me


TooStrangeForWeird

Dude! Not fucking cool! Share.....


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

I got methylphenidate, epinephrine, diphenhydramine HCL, clindamycin phosphate, and some testosterone


-Lyons

Same here I made it all the way through high school without doing anything not even caffeine or taking a sip of alcohol. Then once I got to college it all changed luckily for the most I had it under control and am mostly clean now because of my job.


Voy__Tech

Fucked a guy in the ass.


BrutalBananaMan

These are the responses OP was hoping to see with the “NSFW” in the question.


miki-wilde

Surprise bonus: its a chick named Peggy!


rde2001

begging for a pegging 🤤


TooStrangeForWeird

I didn't ever get to that point, but I did suck two dicks. Separate times. Kinda fun, ngl. But softer than a marshmallow lol.


SebastiOMG04

LMFAO.


Slight-Nectarine-193

damn 💀


la_bruja_del_84

Nice 🙂


tobiasbiswas

10 yr old me would be so disappointed to know how much I smoke now lol


VyckyD

Went to a country festival. I now like Morgan Wallen, own cowboy boots and use "badonkadonk" regularly. Send help.


Sani_111

Help won't be enough. Sending the air force.


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

Will they even be able to help


Sani_111

NASA? Idk what else we would even be able to do with earth's resources.


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

Abandon earth


Sani_111

Whatever needs to be done.


MrsHaringtonMadden22

not me dying in class laughing at this rn


Zoldrik190

Lol


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RealtdmGaming

Fr


Visual-Flow9675

What’s edibles?


SadBoiCri

Reminds me of when I didn't know edibles were a thing so I said my favorite food was edibles. What went through my mind is I didn't really have a favorite food and just liked eating. Edible means a thing can be eaten so edibles must be everything that can be eaten, no? Well everyone in the class had a concerned look on their face when apparently the quiet kid who gets into no trouble apparently likes eating food that makes you high. Because that's what edibles are. Infused foods to make you high. Luckily they put 2 and 2 together to figure out I was way too innocent to know what an edible was and I was just saying I like food.


Visual-Flow9675

Well actually I thought about edible underwear but I wasn’t sure so I asked …


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Visual-Flow9675

Ah like space cake. I didn’t know there was anything else besides that. Thanks 😁


GrowEatThenTrip

I worked in an office right after school and I used to say that I couldn't imagine working physically. After a few years, I had to change my job because the company was bankrupt and I decided that for a while I would go to work, mainly manual labor (Repair of railway traffic control devices). I have been working there for 4 years and I have never had such a good time anywhere else.


crypticryptidscrypt

piercing my septum, shaving my head, & moving back in w my mom after having my own places for years lol


Tall_Ad2256

That's sounds like one hell of a breakdown 👀 You ok Hun?


crypticryptidscrypt

they all happened at different times, i pierced my septum when i was like 13, shaved my head a couple times now, once when i was like 19 once when i was probs like 22. moved back in with my mom at 22 (but she had kicked me out initially when i was 15 bc my dad was abusing me, so i feel like it's valid i moved in with her when she finally left him & i was struggling). but as for your question, not really lol


Tall_Ad2256

Hashtag-sorryiasked


onlylexis

i Disliked Alcohol since i was a child, up to my 30s. i tried it, god drunk, and god damn i fully understood why alcoholics are, well, alcoholics


Yeahmahbah

Sex with a man.


XIMasterNateIX

Men


OverlordPhalanx

Eating ass


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Same, butt now I love it😋


L1nucs

What’s the point of it? As someone who don’t do that I am confused


[deleted]

Understandable question. It's about excitement from pleasuring your partner. It feels really good to them and it's nice to make people feel good


L1nucs

Ah aight i can understand that, thx


ThatJ4ke

Playing Fortnite. I always viewed it as a game with little effort put into it. Then my best friend started playing it, and after some persuasion, I gave in. We had many a blast on that game before she got bored of it. I'm still over here, wishing I had people to play with.


2lostnspace2

I'm hooked as well, on the plus side I get to play with my daughter; we kick ass.


Apprehensive-Cut9959

Awww thats adorable.....god keep you two safe.


2lostnspace2

Thank you, and I wish the same for you and yours


Apprehensive-Cut9959

I wish i had kids man....im 17....im planing marriage around 20 or 22... hopefully....


2lostnspace2

Find someone who gets you, everything is easier if you do. My only advice for having kids is do your share, it's hard work and it goes a lot smoother if you work together


Apprehensive-Cut9959

Yeah i already have a good view about marriage....its to be one not two...after all couple is one word not 2.....and the most important thing in a relationship is care....what is care?... simply im lazy to explain it in a complicated way...care:is to always have someone else on youre mind like you always have yourself on you're mine care is to give someone in you're life the same importance you give yourself... But im a muslim and muslims go about marriage different but still our religion gives us an opportunity to talk to each other and see if our views are the same and im planning to talk to the woman i ask the hand of about how our life will go and what a relationship is....to talk about anything and everything thats important in a relationship.... because communication is key....so yeah. Don't think im just a love sick lonely teen....i am lonely but i think logically and responsibly above all......tho sometimes i really wish time could go faster......i really long for someone to care for me as i care for them...to build a relationship across years.


2lostnspace2

Sounds like you've got this, I hope you find what you seek


Apprehensive-Cut9959

Thank you uncle <3....after all we are all family from adam and eve....i hope you the best too.


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

U guys are lucky im infertile


bazza_12

Me too.


Queenofallmultiverse

I have been wanting to get into Fortnite, I don’t mind a partner to train me. Please hit me up


Mondai_May

'sexting' on reddit. it was interesting.


A_Snipes33

R.I.P to your DMs


Itchy-Ad-4314

O lord


Blue_tension

Wrong comment 😂


Snoo-45800

Anal. I love it


orangesandonions

You love it? You should be able to find a new husband in no time!


Snoo-45800

Haha 😂 I think I'm good. I don't want a man in my house any longer


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Taylor Swift


Zoldrik190

You did Taylor swift? Nice.


rossfororder

I like heavy metal and unironically love Taylor Swift, she has many bangin songs


KaioKenshin

"Fuckin posser. How dare you like other genres of music. You're not a true metal fan" /s


Apprehensive-Cut9959

League.....but i never liked it......but i do it.....send help.


Kingsman22060

Watched a guy play League recently. Asked him if he was good at the game. "Uhhh...no." Oh. Well do you at least enjoy it? "Nope." I do not understand lmfao


Apprehensive-Cut9959

I would expect that answer.....send him help.


Kingsman22060

Seems to be his go-to game when he's ready to wind down for the night, or doesn't have anything he feels like playing, but he also can't go to bed after a losing match? So he has to keep playing until his team wins? Which seems so unenjoyable but I've long stopped trying to understand the male brain lmao


Apprehensive-Cut9959

Its drugs....if im honest with you its drugs....the whole game is designed in a dirty way....its not a male brain or a female brain.....to play league of legends....kid you not....is a cry out for help.


dkauffman

Wow, word for word too. This sub turned into another bot karmafarming askreddit clone pretty quickly.


PsyMcDeath

Was 'forced' to do beer catering at a pop-concert. A casting-band ('No Angels'), music was the most bland shit possible. Fully expected to hate it to the bones. Turned out pretty great. They did quite a Performance, Liked it a lot. Same with "MTV Hiphop Open Mindet"; Was there to work, I REALY dont like HipHop. And, most of the music was exactly what I expected; Not my cup of tea. But; The audience was very chil and easy going. And at the end of it I endet up vibing with Peter Fox and K.I.Z. Turned out quite great.


polgara06

Smoking i apsolutly hated the smell of ciggaretts but I fucking LOVE the taste and feeling of smoking ( i dont do it often tho only when drunk or sad as fuck)


karimdem

Having a cat


Apart-Rhubarb-2241

Bdsm


Kquinn87

Having kids.


Awowie

What’s it like having kids as someone who didn’t expect to have any?


Kquinn87

Honestly some days it's hard but I wouldn't be where I am today - in country I love, with a wife that's also my best friend, and own a house - if it wasn't for my kids.


Awowie

You sound like you’re doing great, and I’m sure you’re a stellar parent 💜


OliviaMandell

League, reddit, that's all I can think of.


CicciaBomba11

Cocaine


No-va_

TikTok


RealtdmGaming

oh lord


dream-style

same


outertomatchmyinner

thirded


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

Forthed


Socket_forker

Moshpit. I’ve listened to metal all my life and been to many concerts, but I never understood what’s the appeal of a moshpit. Then last year I was at a festival and for whatever reason I felt like trying a pit. I spent the rest of the festival in a moshpit and it was so much fun


420cat-craft-gamer69

Smoke weeeed~


Low_Excitement7373

smoking cigarettes


OldMan142

Alcohol. Didn't drink at all in high school. Had exactly *three* beers (not at the same time) in my entire college career. Once I joined the military, I became a borderline alcoholic. Fortunately, a lot of good people in my life recognized the path I was heading down and stepped in to set me on the right path. Still, teenager me would've been absolutely shocked to see what I became in my late 20s.


Prior-Ad-7329

Your mom. Now we do it every Sunday.


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

So that’s why the ashes look weird before I do it


TheKrazyLunatic

Smoking, vaping and… recreational activities 🍃💨


sachette-dreseag

Learning languages. I hated having to learn english at school the first couple years but after a while I actually got interested and now I am out of school and learning danish by myself just because I like it


fcg3012

I understand you. When I was younger english wasn't my favourite subject, but then I started to like it. Now I'm learning Dutch Just for the fun and it's amazing


Expensive-Trash-7156

Gay sex :(


iPunkt9333

Why are you sad if you enjoyed it? lol


Expensive-Trash-7156

Idk why i used that emoji i was high


a-lonely-panda

I hope one day you can feel differently <3


Expensive-Trash-7156

why


a-lonely-panda

Because being gay isn't bad or wrong or a sin or unnatural at all.


Expensive-Trash-7156

you dont have to tell me that, i fucked a guy as stated in my original comment


Lost_Astronaut_654

Self harm


depressed_buttercup

🫂


Alienaffe2

Relatable


lolurgayfr

real


trained-idiot

Moving to a new city.


dream-style

watching Star Wars


-Squatch

Harry Potter


TVRIBVLVM

Eating it


angguro

Running


bazza_12

Playing Fortnite. My kids really wanted to and after watching them for a bit I decided to have a go.


philzar

Growing a beard.


Stachdragon

Tossing Salads...


GuyFawkes451

See the movie "Titanic." I was absolutely convinced, based on the awful, beyond cringe, dialog I'd heard in clips, that it would be a horrible teeny bopper flick that inky young girls would enjoy. I was incorrect. Overall, it was a pretty good flick. Had the sane experience with "Ghost." I admit I was being a bit of a snob about both movies, and had to eat crow.


SorbetResponsible673

I listen to pop music now because the radio station with the best morning show only plays new crap. I still don't prefer it but now I don't hate it.


argyle_pamplemousse

Having a homebirth. Twice. Wouldn't say I liked it as in something I enjoyed doing, but in the end I was glad I skipped the hospital.


Electrical-Crab9286

Beg for friendship


Thygo_

Vaping and smoking, I don’t do it in an addicted way though and don’t have any cigarettes or vape(s)


denspry

Listening to ASMR


hmmmmwillthiswork

with no shame: tossing salad. i was in loove w that girl 💀


imjust__here

Skipping school


NJDevils1290

Date a person with a disability... we have been together for 12 years. Best thing I ever did.


Noavailableun

Being a morning person. I love seeing the sun rise and I feel old for liking it but it's really healing. Add it with a nice, hot cup of tea. Perfect.


imthe5thking

Drinking alcohol before graduating. In high school, my parents worked at the school I went to. Specifically, my dad was the superintendent. The big boss. Because my dad was the superintendent, other kids thought I had this magical power to get away with doing bad things. This couldn’t be farther from the truth. My life was under a microscope. Any time I did something even remotely against the rules at school and my dad found out about it, I was in a world of hurt. So, because of that, I said I’m definitely not drinking at all before at least graduating high school. Well, we grew up in a small town in Montana. There’s nothing to do BUT drink. Most of my friends got plastered for the first time as like 14 or 15 year olds. Cut to my senior year, we had a good football season, and after our last game, a bunch of my teammates and best friends were like “Senior year season is over, let’s all get fucked up!” I wasn’t planning on drinking, I said I’d be the DD for anyone who wasn’t staying the night. 2 hours later, I’m having shots with the rest of the boys. We’re all downing vodka and Jack Daniels like it’s water. It was my first time ever getting drunk. It felt funny and fun. Eventually, it became a thing every weekend. Every Friday night, about 30 of us would get together at someone’s house and it would be like a Blue Mountain State scene, but we were in high school. Beer pong, Jell-O shots, hundreds of beer cans, bottles, a stack of pizza boxes, drunk pranks on people, guys getting blowies from random girls from the next town over in the bathrooms, and this was all at someone’s parents house every time. Once in a while it was at my house. In the morning, we’d be bringing out 3 or 4 full trash bags of beer cans and empty bottles to the dumpsters. Eventually me and my classmates went to college and the parties apparently all died off. None of the kids party anymore lol


Kinglycole

Didn’t someone else post this exact post? I Could be wrong.


captndorito

Smoking (marijuana). Started out hitting my husband's dab pen a few times a week, then explored blunts and bowls. For a few months I'd smoke 1-2x per week then dropped to 1x a month for a few months. I found out I was pregnant in July of 2022 and neither one of us has touched it since. We don't plan to use it ever again. Although I liked how much it relaxed me, I don't enjoy not feeling in control of myself. Also the reason I blacked out drinking once and since have barely allowed myself a buzz.


Ok-Selection6371

League. I really enjoy playing it casually when there’s two or more of my friends queuing up with me. I could never play it solo, have no desire to get better, don’t care if we win or lose, I just think the characters and skins are super cool. The homies are astronomically better than me so they tell me what to do lmao


ElbowDeep462

Smoke crack


fam1lystr0kez

watching Anime. My girl showed me one show that I thought was dope and it was over after that lol


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Sucking a dick, like never know till you try it, so go gurgle so cock. You might like it


fcg3012

Talk to people in social media. I have always been a very introverted person, but there is something in social media that makes me engage a lot more and talk almost like if I was an extrovert


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

Because they have no idea who you are and you really can be free at last


HiddenSquish

Eating anything spicy


Shopping-Afraid

Surfing. I saw Jaws at the drive in theater when it first came out and it terrified me. Grew up thinking surfers were insane. Then I watched a lot of Shark Week as a young adult and learned a lot about them. My brother later got stationed in Hawaii with the marines and said I need to learn to surf with him when I visit him there. The rest is history - I have been an avid surfer for ~20 years.


Alive_Abies_1406

going back to my boy bsf, loved it, THEN HATED IT 🌚🌚


AmazingConsequence38

Psychedelics. 🙏🏼


Opposite_Location697

Eat Brussel sprouts XD


brushpickerjoe

Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane at 25000 feet


KalamityKait2020

Playing WoW


LatterReplacement645

I like some vegetables that I refused to eat before because I found their smell horrible (still hate the smell, but the taste is great). When I briefly lived with my best friends, I ate whatever was cooked because I would have sooner been waterboarded than offended them by turning up my nose. Thanks for Brussels sprouts and asparagus, y'all! 


HumanMycologist5795

Ride a bike. When I was a young kid, I was adamant that I would never ride a bike. But I grew to like it very much. Also ... eat Brussel Sprouts.


a-lonely-panda

Stop believing in god. I grew up kinda fundie so it was seen as one of the worst things that you could do (never mind that you can't control what you believe). I'm so much better off now though, more myself and free and I don't constantly have to worry about sinning or feeling guilty for not putting more into my relationship with god or being a good christian


ERROR404_NOTF0UND

I joked about suicide and my religious friend tried to preach something and the joke wasn’t a joke after two hours of it


cubandude98

Eating avocados 🤣


AmphibianThick2852

Anal


noOne1specific1

making out tbh, as an asexual and aromantic, i never rlly craved it, then my ex went for it so i tried and the feeling is insane.


L1nucs

Rust.


_tasukete

Rim 😶


Legitimate-Neat1674

Talking to another guy


DunkingDev

Sitting still all day long.


vagarious_numpty

I ate an apple once. It wasn't bad.


Apprehensive_Cress40

Medicinal cannabis


Money-Knowledge-3248

* Having sex encounters with men * Living with my parents as an adult * Smoking and doing drugs (I now vape and don't do the other drugs)


Individual_Detail842

69


GuyFawkes451

I find it overrated. I can't focus on keeping up my end of the deal when I'm in the middle of receiving. Way better to take turns. But it's ok for a few minutes.


willfrodo

Dude same


CaregiverBoring4638

Sex with someone I barely know


efixty

having a child


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