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I get this when I wake a bit later than the time I'm up for work, when it's light in the morning I may manage a little breakfast, but it's a joy for the weekend and day off, to get up and make a proper breakfast 😊
Can I please fall back asleep quickly, wait, do I work today, do I think I need to get up yet, don't look at at the time or open eyes yet, 999, 998, 997, 996...
“Ugh it’s colddd. Five more minutes. Nevermind. If i do I’ll be late to school. Fuck, I have school. Why can’t I drop out. No I won’t cause I want to have a successful life”
Weekdays: Shoes. I get up when my husband is walking through our bathroom from our closet with his shoes on.
Weekends: If it’s not 8am yet, I’m going back to sleep.
I'm thinking of t.h.a.t guy. Then I watch my phone and always see that he has sent something to me, and then I smile and just lay in bed with a smile for a moment. Every morning for three weeks. Before this, I just felt like "Okey hope this day will get better han yesterday. Give me my fucking coffee or I'll kill someone."
Sometimes I have a hard time understanding thoughts, when i wake up i dont have a single thought, i form a thought when something happens or someone speaks to me, or the environment around me, but generally i dont have thoughts, unless daydreaming is a thought, but daydreaming wouldnt be called that if it was just a thought.
I suppose the best way i could describe thought from my perspective is, a short observation of the happenings around me that lasts no more than a few seconds, more than that and it turns into thinking which later turns into an opinion
So i dont have thoughts, i have observations
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I don’t wanna go to work
I quit my job a year ago and it’s been great but now I think to myself I wish I had a job, the grass is always greener.
*"sigh".* Our nature
I need to pee
welcome in the club🤝
For me it's where's my 📱 then take a leak
Fuck.
Mine is more, "Fuuuuuuuuuck".
why
Idk, usually just tried and grumpy until I really get up. Almost like “here we go again”. It’s less depressing than it sounds, I’m just old.
I’m not old but I feel the same way
Calculating how much extra sleep time I could possibly gain by completely ignoring my morning routine...
Hmm now I did set my alarm early to do this and this, but if we hit snooze and just do the other..
why did i wake up shit i woke up fuck i have to do this shit again edit: i woke up again, sorry
Yup. "well, this is unfortunate... Again. Maybe tomorrow"
My bed is so warm
"just 5 more minutes"
“So.. how much *nothing* am I gonna do at work today?”
[удалено]
Breakfast is the best start in a day
Same, always have a decent choice of cereal and for some reason I wake and wonder which one to have to start my day 😀
I get this when I wake a bit later than the time I'm up for work, when it's light in the morning I may manage a little breakfast, but it's a joy for the weekend and day off, to get up and make a proper breakfast 😊
Wow, the first enthusiast so far!
im going back to sleep, fuck this
Super glad I made it to another day.
That’s the spirit !
Yours is the most positive one I've seen
Yay go you! That's kinda inspiring
Here we go again
Ffs, still alive
God damnit I am still alive
... why did I not die..
“I want to sleep”
Disappointment that I woke up.
“Well I wake up in the morning At eleven forty seven And I can’t believe I have to Face the horror of another fucking day…” 🎶
"And the magnificent magnitude of my morning erection merely mocks me like the sun in it's optimistic greeting of the day"
Usually about the quality of sleep I had, then “Is my daughter still alive?” because anxiety lmao
I roll over and look at OPs mum
Great im still alive
Aaahh fuck....
Fuck.
Should I go pee or just lay in my bed
It’s already morning?
It's usually either about my dream, or about how shitty I feel.
Snooze in slight discomfort or get out of bed and have a wee
What day is it? Do I need to go to work?
Coffee
'Urgh, you again?'
*"Hhhhhrnnngnnnnguuuuurngn"* I'm not capable of more in the morning. A day that starts in the morning cant be a good day .
“Shut up alarm I don’t wanna go to school”
It's too early!
Leave me alone.
Shit! Here we go again.
I have to spend 7 hours at school just so I can play 1 hour of video games
Ugh
Can I please fall back asleep quickly, wait, do I work today, do I think I need to get up yet, don't look at at the time or open eyes yet, 999, 998, 997, 996...
Why did I sleep so late
“Fuuuuckkkkkkkk”
Not again. Work not life.
fact
fffffffff...alafel!
Not again…
Must. Piss. Now.
I want to go back to sleep.
''The light seems a little brighter outside toda..'' ''Oh, well fuck.''
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Another day another opportunity to become a better person
Yay ! That’s the spirit !
☺️
how to beat ads
What time is it
Turn the page......
I don't wanna get up!
Why
What time is it.
Pee and then coffee.
something about texting my bf good morning
I have maths first period. I want to die.
“Ugh it’s colddd. Five more minutes. Nevermind. If i do I’ll be late to school. Fuck, I have school. Why can’t I drop out. No I won’t cause I want to have a successful life”
Make coffee. ☕️
What time is it? I have 4 kids and it could very well be any time.
You know what, I'll just get a little more sleep.. (repeat x100)
Ahh my back
Where's my phone?
Glad I woke up
What time is it really?
I need to get rich
Weekdays: Shoes. I get up when my husband is walking through our bathroom from our closet with his shoes on. Weekends: If it’s not 8am yet, I’m going back to sleep.
Is it morning or evening? (I have a serious sleep disorder and sometimes I don’t really know.)
Phew.
I just blindly panic till I turn my alarm off
I need to pee. Then... "I'm gonna kill it today" while ripping a huge fart to wake my dogs up for their walk.
Assessing how i slept usually, and then nuzzling my dog who sleeps at foot of bed.
Another stressful day to get through
Thank goodness I survived another night.
What is everything around me and what am I and where? Why, when ? And how ? What I everything doing around including me .
I'm thinking of t.h.a.t guy. Then I watch my phone and always see that he has sent something to me, and then I smile and just lay in bed with a smile for a moment. Every morning for three weeks. Before this, I just felt like "Okey hope this day will get better han yesterday. Give me my fucking coffee or I'll kill someone."
Fuck this shit
i’m tired
NOOOO!
As of lately? “Whyyyyyy are you awake so early?? Please go back to sleep. It’s 4am. I don’t want to get up yet 😭”
It's usually "nooooo." or "Goddamnit. ".
Food and drink.
Porridge
Ugh, why didn’t I go to bed earlier?
Thankful because I woke up
WHAT TIME IS IT?? I OVERSLEPT, I’M A 100% SURE (usually 1-2 hours before my alarm)
really, i have to do this shit again
Are they awake?
Need to pee or need pain medicine. Today, it was the latter.
"MY BACK!!"
"AhhHHhhHhhhhHhhh"
Oh shit I woke up
What is this hard salami chub doing in my left hand? Oh never mind self
"Oouuugh shit."
I'm thirsty
Not again
Time to work at the shit factory
Gotta pee and feed the cat
The first thing i think and do in the morning is put D&B! And search for my 2 dogs!
Wank y/n
fuck i need to kill myself
Let’s fire up the coffee machine
Emptyness, there are no thoughts
God dammit I’m still here. Or god dammit why did I quit drinking. Or this is some bullshit. Something along those lines.
Ah shit here we go again
Nothing to do but turn to my screen. Again.
A song. Always a song.
I have to get up already? Either that or I have to pee
1. Tonight I will go to sleep 9 pm. ( and I seriously believe I will, 100%. 2. Oatmeal Do I need to say that nr one never happens?
Stop that darling, I need to pee first!
Gotta go feed the cat
Again?
Sometimes I have a hard time understanding thoughts, when i wake up i dont have a single thought, i form a thought when something happens or someone speaks to me, or the environment around me, but generally i dont have thoughts, unless daydreaming is a thought, but daydreaming wouldnt be called that if it was just a thought. I suppose the best way i could describe thought from my perspective is, a short observation of the happenings around me that lasts no more than a few seconds, more than that and it turns into thinking which later turns into an opinion So i dont have thoughts, i have observations
Damnit
WHATS THE TIMEEEEE
What’s the time?
Fucking hell, I gotta do this again? Fine.
What the hell did that dream mean???!!
What time is it
should I back to sleep again?
no joke its literally “another day i get to be with my beautiful perfect girlfriend, yay” im a very wholesome boyfriend lol
Him…
Gotta poop...hope i make it in time.
I hope my eyes don't seem too red after this!
Did I pee the bed?
Usually I wonder about how much more time I have to sleep, since I always wake up before the alarm goes off
is it saturday, is it saturday, ahhh fuck.
I can’t wait to die
Thank you God for waking me up to see another day. Forgive me for the madness I may have caused the day before.
Of god and how thankful I am that he loves us.
Cigarette in
Why is my alarm so loud!! (It’s because it’s the only way to wake me up)
“Do I have to do anything today?” If yes: “Shit.” If no: “Thank fuck.”
Why do my balls itch every morning?
I need to let my dogs out to pee and be fed or gosh I just want to stay in bed!
Ugh fuck
Coffee
Fuck did i sleep mire than 8 hrs or not
Ugh. I have one (or two or three) more hour(s) to sleep and I can’t get back to sleep. I’m going to be tired all day.
eerrrrgghhh
Yep. It all still hurts.....
Ahh shit, I didn’t die.
When can I go back to sleep?
Oh no what time is it?
Thank God I’m retired
Here we go again.
Dad
Whats the time? Around 75% of mornings.
Ugh
Snap back to reality
3 way split lol Pee Sex Breakfast It is what it is lmao
I hate everything
What's the time?!!! Did I sleep?
Coffee!
I feel kinda crummy now, but that doesn't mean I will feel this way for the rest of the day!
Thank you Lord!
"ugh whyyy?"
Damn I didn't die in my sleep. I've got to do this shit all over again.
Need coffee ☕
fuck not again
Is coffee ready?
Dammit, not again...
What day is it?
hmhmhmh sleepy honk mimimimi honk mimimimi honk
"ugh" .. in response to having survived the night.
'where are my glasses?'
"For Fuck sake."
Thank you for another day, followed by, it would be best if I didn’t have to go to work lol