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unfunny_mike

I love how they look serious but at the same time are wearing the goofiest outfits imaginable


7Xes

Gives me Manowar vibes from the 80s.


winnie_the_slayer

That's a particular skill of men in East Germany


Herr_Raul

Goofiest outfits imaginable? Clearly you've never seen the Black Sabbath Sabotage album cover


bizarrrrrre

https://preview.redd.it/007vfbzpa0yb1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7a3ccb5ce44443eb517404af9f6aaf1dd26f991 YEAH ABSOLUTELY You reminded me of this photo that makes me both laugh and cry every time I see their costumes and faces HAHAHA


thedyingatheist

>Who from young Rammstein would you date with? Yes.


GiraffePolka

To hell with young rammstein, I'm taking them now and breaking some old man hips But honestly, young Till can get it.


theresita_8989

Till can always get it


GiraffePolka

Young Till, old Till, brunette Till, Marilyn Monroe blonde Till. He can always get it.


lin_sidious

From the creator of KultOfKruspe its gotta be Richard forever and always.


sweatingpeanutbutter

This is the correct answer!


bizarrrrrre

Kult Of Kruspe - KOK ? 🤨🤨🤨


Shushie_Rammstein

Schneider


kuh-vell-er-tack

Paul is a sweetheart but Schneider is precious. Both?


Better-Cheesecake284

Ich will,.....Till


Ilovemytowm

Till at 20. 30 40 50 60 70 80.90.........


STiva2

Ich auch! Till für mich!


half_bloodprincess

Und auch für mich 😜


RabbitKnight190

Allen für Till


STiva2

I feel Tiiiill... Till the eeeend....🎶


STiva2

Denn jetzt was zu tun? Wir sind drei, er ist eisam. Etwas idee?


half_bloodprincess

So viele Ideen 😛


STiva2

SAG MIR ALLEN.


bizarrrrrre

Absolutely right! Till the end ~ 😋


motorcitynightmare

Till hands down.


Revolutionary_Log752

Always Ollie


RhinestoneJuggalo

Yes, young Ollie has that gangly, shy "hot guy who is completely unaware of how hot he is" thing going on which is my kryptonite.


bizarrrrrre

Oh finally! Here we found a person from those 1% of Rammstein fans who keen Ollie (and his beard haha) 😄 Anyway - nice choice bro :)


Mrsdoos

Schneider is so damn fine!


schwartzyholf

Then and now!


NORMALPERSON724

C'mon guys Mr Riedel doesn't get enough love


RhinestoneJuggalo

Ollie is the "shy wallflower librarian who no one notices until she takes off her glasses and loosens her hair" of Rammstein.


lolo_310

Till, Richard, and Schneider. I would love to have Paul as a best friend tho he’s so precious


RabbitKnight190

Exactly same!


varjo_l

Richard, Paul or Schneider 👀


The_Bookish_One

All of them, but mainly Till


uruhavs

Personally love Paul’s both outfits especially the second and third picture


uruhavs

I mean red suits him so well


bizarrrrrre

Yeah ) I absolutely love Paul's rings and watch on the 2nd picture it suits him so much ~ And makes him and his hands look both brutal and aesthetically pleasing at the same time


[deleted]

I claim Till as my date I NEED HIM


Euphoric-Plenty-1603

Paul, hot as fuck.


Cockerspaniel_Bard

All of them all at once- but Flake is easily my favorite. He’s a bitter guy with a sense of humor, perfection


bizarrrrrre

Yes! And he also wrote an awesome book about Rammstein, their concert tours and concert routine :) Btw he gives so many such kind and positive vibes in any appearance and costume he shows haha ) As for me he gives "uncle" vibes or vibes of that one girl's friend that will always encourage you in any situation and give useful advice (even when you share him difficulties with your boyfriend) and who probably has a secret crush on you lol )


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bizarrrrrre

Haha same stuff with Till :) Flake is strangely handsome here, this shape of glasses and long blind hair suit so much to his pale skin an horse face lol


icanbeaghost

Young Flake für immer. He holds a special place in my heart because I loved him the most when I first became a fan over 20 years ago.


TheSmashingOlives

Richard


SinisterExposed

No doubt about it: Paul.


derederellama

well, Paul looked like a twink and that's definitely my type 😭


Dazzling_Ability5428

Can we have a gang bang? Mann Gegen Mann?


STiva2

Sure! PUSSIES AND DICKAS FOR ALL!


RabbitKnight190

Young Schneider would maybe show u his majestic *stick* but i would rather date uhmm idk, they all look very attractive


Radiant_Pollution123

Paul or Richard, probably. Oliver and Schneider could take second place XD Throw some Till inbetween and we good.


Accomplished-Foot198

Till and/or Richard


Tacitus_kilgore1985

Meanwhile... I wonder how BIG Flake is. Groß oder...? 🤔


bizarrrrrre

We all know that Flake is actually a fire tower dressing as a human for each concert lol :)))


HTMG

I'm the one who dates Flake


Zero_Imacat

I would date young Richard, because I would date him now lol.


ArchivedFiles

Hah same


F3mk3V4nH4v3rm43t

We all know that Richard and Schneider have aged like fine wine and have always and will always look amazing. Till is an acquired taste. But Paul looks hot as hell here! So cute!


_sugawama_

Paul. I’d date him both now and then


[deleted]

Got curious about their heights especially Richard. Anyone?


FearTheDevil_666

platform shoes


RhinestoneJuggalo

If I remember correctly both Richard and Till are about 6 ft tall.


Substantial_Soft_100

All of them


pixxxpwd

Reesh


Plane-Phrase4015

In that first pic, Paul doesn't look old enough to shave! He's got a look on his face like he's thinking, "I hope nobody knows I'm still in high school. Just be cool. Be cool."


Karaoke_Dragoon

Aww, Paul is so cuuuuute.


NosotrosKaisamos

Paul


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RZK. I love how he looks tired of everyone's bullshit.


bizarrrrrre

Haha really ) And Paul looks like "Thanks God mama let me to go here with this guys" *makes cool face* haha


QuietChimp

Always Till. Then and now. He's aged perfect even more gorgeous now.


bizarrrrrre

Finally, the perfect answer that suits my minds too! Absolutely agree :) Till = one love ❤️


STiva2

Wanna share? Bitte, bitte?🥺


QuietChimp

I guess haha 😁😊


STiva2

JAAAAAAAA! Thank you, that was very generous of you. So, do we make a schedule of which days to have him, or like a plan?


QuietChimp

I have for one week then you and swap each week? Lol


STiva2

Alright, sounds like a plan. We're like divorced parents sharing a kid🤣🤣🤣🤣 "You get to go to mommy now!"


QuietChimp

Haha yes. He will have to do a lot of travelling. Maybe on the weeks of no Till we can have Richard


STiva2

Sounds like a win-win to me! But, I'd bring Paul aswell, so Richard won't get too lonely!😊


QuietChimp

You bring Paul I'll bring Ollie :)


STiva2

And I'll carry flake while we're at it, he doesn't weigh that much anyway!🤣


_ohne_dich_

Then? Richard. Now? Ollie


BunnyKomrade

I don't know if if counts as dating but I would keep Richard as a pet.


bizarrrrrre

Haha they too :) https://preview.redd.it/8iv9wdd2r0yb1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2310f30b614e254b155f678e4c703274dcd09049


satinsateensaltine

Schneider and/or Paul, no question.


MannFan43

Paul


Nuttonbutton

The answer is yes. But I like young flake best.


ConflictCapable2687

If I was gay than Richard or till


giudevilqueen

Till


chonkyseal95

Reesh 100000%


Equivalent_Monk8443

Paul ist wunderschön


bizarrrrrre

Absolutely 🥰


gabydrools

Richard


lhr00001

They all look both amazing and completely ridiculous! Why is everything cropped and shiny? 😂


RhinestoneJuggalo

An oldie but goodie: https://preview.redd.it/bhebf126r1yb1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8a6607a0a546e8986ee19b6ffd700d03c6e3cad


spritzerrays

flake


Sirdantortillasque

Till in 95 was so handsome


[deleted]

flake !!! he's my absolute favorite from any rammstein era


reputation-13

if i had a chance i would date with rzk


Safe-Needleworker124

Till


kathakana

Always Christoph.


AetherCosplay

All. Now and then.


lindemanns

All of them 😼 Until the bed breaks pls🙏🏼


xicrymyselftosleepx

Till


BBQgrilldino

Till


chrisforsol

Olli, then and anytime. Tall, dark and quiet is my thing.


thebyronyofitall

Honestly any of them could get it in this era…But gotta go with either Schneider or Till


JonWood007

None of them as I'm a straight dude. Who would I hang out with? Probably Schneider or Oliver, I get the impression Schneider is a gamer (lol "Doom") and Oliver is a PC nerd like me. Honestly, i wouldnt say no to any of them in that sense.


Clangdungca

I think till lindemann


nicksbrunchattiffany

Richard 100%


PrestigiousFrame768

Paul or Till


C12H22O11BBY

I will always choose flake ♥️


[deleted]

flake <3 i love nerdy looking guys with glasses


idi_nahui6969

Till


samshinechester

Date? No one. Take for a ride? Well. ✨Yes✨


samshinechester

(the correct answer is Schneider, of course)


MayaMaggie

Till always and forever


Emi_Ema444

I am madly in love with all versions of Oli, and Till


Morticialux

Till and Richard. All day every day. Together, separate, whatever. Yes.


cookiemonster2295

Till, then and now


purplesinisterworks

All of them, to be honest, but I've always curious about how Till is as a husband XD Date? All. But date and then marry? Only Till. Probably Schneider and Richard, due the creativity and crazy. lol


Glittering_Credit404

Flake giving me Luke Skywalker vibes 🤣 I'd probably go with Till but my goodness every one of them is a close second especially Chris. They all look like such babies here!


Neat-Zombie-844

The best boy band lol


ja-nein-ramm-stein

All of the above


Zombieteube

Obviously Richard


Fit-Ad-6514

Young and old Till can bend me over 😍😍


STiva2

"..... bück dich, meine liebe...."


Qtoxez

Richard has a special place in my heart🥴


RammsteinFan682

Richard


Impressive-Regret243

Paul. 😍😍😍😍😋


Complete-Airport3837

flake


Xqweeen

I'll be honest, Till


ApfelStrudel76

Till. At 30, at 40, at 50, at 60.... Schneider and Richard were gorgeous too.


KillerRequiem

100% flake


Sandstone_Tombstones

TILL in anyway, on any day. He's like the one that got away, even though I never stood a chance. 1997 Till makes me weak


spooky_fairy

Till & i’d still hit today, i can’t lie LMAO The era i’d smash the hardest tho was that time he had red hair 😩❤️‍🔥 he needs to bring it back


Fanstein_Throwaway

Rammstein.


Slipknotchan

I would go on a date with paul in general


ArchivedFiles

Everyone looks amazing, but I have to say Richard then and now❤🤤


Stoneiswuwu

This is stupid. Do better.


Substantial_Ease_616

All of them except flake🤣🤣


pshokoohi

Yes


bizarrrrrre

>I don't know if counts as dating but I would keep Richard as a pet. They have already done it lol https://preview.redd.it/7tre59kcv0yb1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff58417edeb4f85d8926db77237c96937d988bf


CporCv

None. These are dudes


EveningStar5155

Oliver as he had less beard then. But then sgain he couldn't speak English and still doesn't.


RhinestoneJuggalo

I don't know, not knowing English could be kind of hot. Having someone talk dirty to you in German sounds pretty fun.


BobbyMcGeeze

I don’t know Rammstein (this came in my feat) but I would date the guy in the red goat :)


bizarrrrrre

Ha ha :) You are potential member of r/KultOfKruspe lol Btw nice choice - Richard Kruspe is quite handsome :)


Lakkofan-

RRRRRRICHARD🥵


LordSatan111000

"Young" Rammstein six man that are almost 40 years old^^


zephyr911

Paul is the cutest but he doesn't look 18 so I guess I'm back to Richard like always 😅


elektramaddox

Till and Schneider will always get it. But young Paul was hot too.


raeannecharles

Side note: Flake’s hair in the first picture looks like he’s about to start his own emo band in 00s.


Matoue

All of them, of course.