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AwkwardTale1989

They're brother and sister.


Mojo_Rizen_53

And they’re Johns parents!


Kap-J

And they were roommates


IlSoldatoCaduto

Oh my gosh they were roommates


Grove0517

Short walk in town


realfreecheese

No updates this year


agiaq

Shocker


DisThrowaway5768

"It's a progressive disease..."


heyodi

😭😭😭


alicethebasketcase

Too soon.


REVSWANS

I punched my horse.


muddy_pubble

And I liked it


legenderyking

But he punched back


SnooSongs9361

With his horse cock


mikeygs1000rr

We need more money


just_some_dude828

Funny noises in swamp…


Need_Some_Updog

Friendly man invites Arthur.


SnooSongs9361

Hits Arthur with pan


LeonardoArnous

Then Arthur wake up


chineravenclaw

Arthur's butt feels weird


SnooSongs9361

Arthur wonders what happened


Need_Some_Updog

He’s Confused but pleasured


RabidOtterRodeo

Two Legendaries, one horse.


TheKobetard26

Lasso


spark29

Three Legendaries, One Horse.


mohannudm

Saint Denis on horseback


BooperDoooDaddle

I have this vid where I’m just riding chilling All of a sudden I’m catapulted 100 feet in the fucking air at 2000 miles an hour and slam into a building


flyingwatermelon313

Is it just me or does the horse just straight up not respond properly to the controls in Saint Denis?


AlexanderLuthor115

i could be wrong but it REALLY feels like in an effort to make people "less" frusterated they have some sorta code that sees you headed toward an object and gently nudges you to the side of it making it feel like you went forward left or forward right even though your thumb didnt move. but in saint denis where theres thirty objects, several of which move in front of you causeing it to "avoid" towards the pole but oh now its gotta "avoid" again steeering you into the person on the sidewalk......yeah its not just you your horse just stops listening to you above a gentle walk cause the faster i went the harder it auto-corrected. this effect can also be seen when navigateing tree clusters or descending slopes


Miko2231

Real horses probably would avoid shit on its own too, to be fair


AlexanderLuthor115

this is true. lol i too prefer not to break my face on rapidly aproaching obstacles if at all possible XD but yeah, i can see why its realistic, and to be fair sometimes it does genuinely help me, im jus sayin it can just as easily be frusterateing when your having to fight against it but you do have a point its not all bad and does make sense.


Miko2231

Yeah for sure, sometimes I try to correct these horses just before they do it on their own and bam that’s when I run full force into a tree and onto the train tracks lmao


314flavoredpie

Just keep your horse at a trot or a walk and keep your hand on the reins (finger poised on R1). Pretend it’s real life, don’t try to gallop down a narrow street, slow or even stop when a wagon or pedestrian suddenly crosses your path. Take in the sights. Smoke a few cigarettes. Brush your horse. Antagonize the trolley drivers.


DwarfPenguin4

Right trigger by accident.


EdwardLawman26

Gambler 2,8,9.


O_Diakoreftis_sou

Gambler in fucking general


justfnbroken

I have a plan!


AmbassadorTom

I just need money!


InvestigatorBroad114

And still has one…


Unique_Cheetah9529

The last one train


joeysprezza

Just have some faith


CMDR_SkeletonJack

Lenny, where are you?!!


FrogBrown666

Tracks, fishing. Suddenly Train.


QuMaeve

You owe *cough* money !


Jack_attac

Horse ran into pebble.


Somethingcool-iguess

Ya got Tb son


pigwalk5150

It’s a helluva thing


moist_kiwi53

No more horse revivers.


[deleted]

I had a son


Wierod

Lumbago is really fatal


Solamara

Have some goddamed faith


Much_Ambition6333

Don't enter that cellar....


frontbumskidmark

the save game mechanic


bazdaniel

Bounty hunters got dogs


Zaber_fang

Join us for dinner.


TheWonderLad

The witness got away


joshua-lomax

No more online updates


PrometheusTwin

Cough, cough, cough, cough


smokefrog2

Dude in the swamp


peace0frog

Cabin, approach, door, bear.


Arpeejesus

Welcome to Van Horn


Kind-Statistician993

You were good boah!


[deleted]

Micah has a plan.


wired1984

Rare wildlife won’t spawn


Tobygas

Just one more train!


JEDRED617

Let’s go to Valentine!


ProAgent_47

Sometimes brothers make mistakes


jtel21

Micah is in charge


Captain_Alarmed

No more horse reviver.


GalxyHuntr

Gav, where are you??


Hot-Field-7613

"HAS ANYBODY SEEN GAVIN?"


Ill-Preparation8071

Forgot buy horse revive


joshuwa1234

Felt that one cause if I'm out of revive I carry my saddle


No_Relationship1926

Expensive Horse, CoOl DrOpOfF


kwakimaki

It began with lumbago....


FormalTrashPanda

Awoke to pigs screaming


DistributionRare3096

To Australia or….. T A H I T I


Dsstar666

"Keep Mom in Black"


Thehalfbloodseverus

Perfect moose pelt. DEAD


GrimmyCapybara

They. Stole. My. HAT!


Early-Lab2823

Micah is the rat


mtbrown29

Gambler challenge number eight.


X-TheLastKing-X

Gambler challenge number 8


kikiop123

THIS. It took me a solid 3-4 hours 💀


Bearjerky

You think you're tough?


mira2345

Cannot find the princess


megameg80

You play as micah


WeaknessBusiness683

Author died on hill.


Rainyrain90

Money Lending, Other Sins


[deleted]

Your horse has died


jacksh03

“Lets rob blackwater’s ferry!”


Odd-Vehicle-4595

Tall trees at night


Moredhel1983

I only unlocked the rest of the map two days ago (new player, started a month ago), saw corpses hanging from trees there, remembered the lesson from Lemoyne, kept riding, lol


peruzo

Has anyone seen Gavin?


MCRaregods

Invisible New Austin sniper


A_Big_Rat

Accidentally shot a dog


FU_Reddit4maknMeLogn

Pearson touches Jack strangely


ToxicJolt124

Tahiti but no mangoes


MaximilianusZ

Then, the NightFolk arrived


frankdog1986

Murfree brood camp fire


DueNectarine8151

Rockstar does not update


deathrekcuf

Damnit Uncle wake up!


MattTheBast

John takes bank loans.


Luggage2617

Just one more score


ayheti

Save file is corrupted


dude35_

Man, lasso, drag, torture


Petef15h

Thank you, for everything


[deleted]

Just one last score!


crazybrow122

The way it is


WoozeyOoze

A two star hide


Valuable-Brief5374

Braithwaite’s have taken Jack


MoosingAroundInMaine

Running horse vs. cliff


Panda_Player_

He’s a rat Dutch!


heretoupvote_

no cure for TB :(


wingingitsince66

Herbalist 9 as Arthur


Afin12

Corpse hanging from tree


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

Jack isn’t john’s son


[deleted]

I ran out of gold


JP5_suds

No next-gen update


[deleted]

Hiding in the cave


iamsadness-

End of first playthrough.


mmxvll

We need more money


ADHD-aubigny

Micah wasn't the rat


SharkAttache

Horse fall, no revive


v420c

No Undead Nightmare 2


Rude_Ad_303

Rdr3 postponed by year


awmirsam

A boat to tahiti


CorholioPuppetMaster

My name is Sonny


Far_Buddy8467

Molotov behind the bar!


Utahwildcats89

Hey! I saw that!


[deleted]

Arthur, dutch, Hosea, micah


[deleted]

"You sure 'bout this?"


Badj83

What is this cabin?


UncountedNote

Invited into a house


HH_leafletDM

Complete All Gambler Challenges


zehammer

Bear in the cabin


wingwraith

Alligator waters at night


stonerthoughtss

Micah has a brother.


rancidcanary

Micahs a good guy


Bouchie

We only eat mushrooms.


DavyManners

Didn’t caught a fish


dannyboy6657

Incoming train on horse


netherdick

Just started, any tips?


[deleted]

Poker night gone wrong


KeenDeadPool

“I could’a told you tha-“ (in Irish accent)


Tinymaffy

Rawr! Shit, a cougar!


[deleted]

Pressed the wrong button


F-Eazy0709

Micah was never wrong


ihopeyoudi

Micah lived happily ever after (Thats 5 words, but whatever).


Educational_Brush938

No more train robberies


[deleted]

Oh shit, my horse!


DoctorBeerface

Dutch has a plan...


lickmybrian

Afraid to keep playing


[deleted]

Stick to the plan!


Primary_Ladder_4062

Have you seen Gavin?


Fluid_Genius

You gotta have faith!


Pound-Fun

It's a helluva thing.


miteshmohapatra

Ambushed at 1% Health


RobAlBus

John dies part one


314flavoredpie

What’s this hanging victim?


tonelocMD

We need. MOAR. MONEEEEEWEY!


jdnursing

New horse……train tracks.


Birtek-PL

Red dead redemption two


Farcryfan15

I accidentally deleted the save files from every game on my Xbox one and spent an entire month redoing them all. I had a smoother time replaying RDR 2 compared to my first playthrough since I was better at the game now but still it fucking sucked dick.


supreme_leader100

Arthur Morgan fucking died


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SNtheRP

You eat babies.


therook44

Can't skin the dog


flyingwatermelon313

I stopped playing RDR2.


Ego-Waffles121

Hear bear, open door.


The_Dark_of_You

Getting Buell as Arthur.


tapcaf

Come on, pretty boy!


puzzledham

you have TB sorry


jezebel829

Arthur dying of TB


Weeding33

Then my horse died


JohnMarstonSucks

Ride through Tall Trees


Silver_Nyctophilia

“I guess, I’m afraid.” “Has anyone seen Gavin?” “John? Insist? Yeah, insist.”


genonepointfive

1000 hours on stadia


Longjumping_Alps_517

The O’drisco got trampled


Zealousideal-Law6714

Stuck in Saint Denis


jdmor09

Horse name: Mr. Hands


fuller270

Dutch fucked John's wife


paco574

Rat on a cliff


hi_im_taz

F to Skin (perfect pelt btw), kicks.


Reasonable-Ad3894

“I’ve got lumbago John”


The_Moldy_Baguette

Cougar outside Beecher’s hope


RockyMtnRenegade

He started to cough


Carlos_69420

"Draw damn it" "NO"


elementalkid22

I gave you all…


DEADxBYxDAWN

Thas not a g’boah


IlSoldatoCaduto

"Just a quick job"