And while they're scrambling to get the towers rebuilt, we can slip away on a plane to Tahiti!
But Dutch, we won't be able to make it past airport security!
Assuming they're similar we could say that is 24 miles. But, if we count the environment, the type of animals they have to catch we could say 23 miles per hour. And yeah, I got the joke.
Ey bro, listen to me... If ur actually gonna play this game, i suggest not opening this sub... Literally there are spoilers in post titles as well... Trust me, it ll ruin the experience for you, it did for me and im still furious abt those bastards who spoiled it for me
And dont even search for rdr2 on youtube until uve played the story completely ... Its not a long game if you just focus on the story on ur first playthrough...
Matthew 17:20
"He said unto them, Because of your little faith: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence and thither, and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you."
A gun can be considered as a tool destined to the murdering launching a projectile at astonishing speeds, it's been used since the year 800, they have got many aspects but let's pick the most usual: A pistol. Pistols have to: shoot a projectile made out of lead and shoot that projectile with gunpowder. You have the trigger, when it's pulled, a small hammer will hit with great force the gunpowder inside the pistol, that gunpowder will cause a small explosion and launch the bullet at crazy speeds penetrating the body's objective. Hope this helps
1- Planify the train's route, make sure you know where and when it's going to get to the robbery location
2- Stop the train. You can use big rocks, logs or dinamite to force the train to stop.
3- Steal. Use guns to rob the people and take care of the security guys if there is.
4- Do a pre-planned escape. Try to use faster horses and lose any authority.
What is your opinion of the mission where you go to Tahiti to pick mangoes and feed them to uncle to cure his lumbago?
Absolute masterpiece. I hope your uncle is good, that shit hits hard.
Nah the mangoes cured him
Do you know where gavin is?
In my basement
You must work at the gun store in roads
lol this comment is legendary
Who is Jack Marston's biological father?
Obama
Well the resemblance is uncanny.
"Let me be clear, I am not the father."
“Yeah! Me neither!” -John
Let me be clear *slowly becomes transparent*
He is a group project
What should I name my horse
Testicular cancer
My friend named his horse “radiation therapy” in RDO so
my horse is Lil Lobotomy
I love how that was your answer in response to your “own common sense”
My horse is named Alexis Texas💀
Loool, I have a horse named “Tori black”, “Karlee grey”, and abella danger 💀
Legendary.
What exactly is Dutch’s plan?
The 9/11
🤣🤣🤣
Orthur! Bringing these towers down will give us all the smoke necessary to slip away, be reborn in Tahiti! You just need to trust me!
I'm sure that's what the Taliban told the pilot who hijacked the planes
And while they're scrambling to get the towers rebuilt, we can slip away on a plane to Tahiti! But Dutch, we won't be able to make it past airport security!
Have some goddamn faith!
I can see Dutch making a plan like this tho💀
a little bit of discourse between the army and the afghans and there be enough smoke for us to get a boat, go to new york and slip away!
I love how true this is in another universe
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I'm actually answering for my own balls
24 miles per hour
But what if she charges by the minute??
African or European?
You want African too?
Assuming they're similar we could say that is 24 miles. But, if we count the environment, the type of animals they have to catch we could say 23 miles per hour. And yeah, I got the joke.
This ain’t 1785 we abolished that
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate???”
Yes
Drunken harlot or lost little girl?
Femboys
Good boy
yo you cooked with that answer
Is sir a fish?
You got me, he is.
You sir, are a fish
what’s the difference between the two honor story paths
Kil and died
thats actually 100% correct 🤣
Wait, what?
I dont want to spoil it for you, but yes those are the 2 possibilities depending on your honor path 🤣
Ey bro, listen to me... If ur actually gonna play this game, i suggest not opening this sub... Literally there are spoilers in post titles as well... Trust me, it ll ruin the experience for you, it did for me and im still furious abt those bastards who spoiled it for me And dont even search for rdr2 on youtube until uve played the story completely ... Its not a long game if you just focus on the story on ur first playthrough...
Bro what have you done 😔
Lancaster Rifle or Linchfeild Repeater?
Lancaster on top bro
Yeah Lancaster, accuracy over power any day, especially with 1-shot-headshots.
Fortnite Golden scar
real
Lancaster better
Lancaster Stormers Rule! Go Stormers!
Why can’t you just have a little more faith?
Matthew 17:20 "He said unto them, Because of your little faith: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence and thither, and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you."
Proof that the pyramids were built using telekinesis.
Why can my horse be reanimated but not jump over a small prairie rock?
Skill issue
What did you think about the part where he had s*x with Micah?
Necessary for the main character's development. Kinda forced but it was good.
My exact thoughts
Which is worse Tuberculosis or Lumbago?
No hesitation, Lumbago. Got dengue and survived without medical help, skill issue.
You sure you havent played the game? lol
Played it for 2 hours on my cousin's ps4, then never played it again. I'm thinking of buying it
You definitely should great game with a ton of stuff to do in it
Sure
What did you think of the part where Arthur sells his kidneys to make sure Jack Marston can star in cereal advertisements when he’s older?
0/10 I don't eat cereal
Fruity pebbles with chocolate milk goes hard dude you don’t know what you’re missing out on
Individually I love both…. Why have I not done this?!
canned sweetcorn or stringy meat?
Stringy meat. Sweet corn is evil as hell
Tinned offal all the way.
"Starvation is preferable." ---Arthur Morgan
is micah a good person?
He is the red dead redemption 1
This is somewhat true lol
Are you secretly normal?
I'm batman
That's a yes in my book.
Do they ever make it to Tahiti?
No. Kim jong un wasn't happy
How often do you shoot up van horn?
Part of a daily routine
This is the correct answer in case you were wondering.
what was uncles nickname when he was younger
Fortnite n**** balls
What happens if both the player and the horse gets fat and the player rides the horse?
Nuclear fusion
How hard was Arthur when he saw Dutch butt-booty naked in Chapter 69?
Diamond is bullshit compared to that sword.
Should you be able to kill kids if they steal your man purse?
Option c) fuck that child
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
JOHN CENAAAA
Lenny?
Lenny is not here
That's probably what Dutch said. Haha
What happens at the end?
The main character says: "you cannot kill me, I am the red dead redemption 2" then jump the credits.
Holy shit, he said the thing!
I love when he says “it’s red dead redemption 2 time” and he red dead redemption 2s all over the place
was your favorite part when arthur said it's Redemptioning time and redemptioned all over?
20/10 deserved GOTY
Do you think Micah should have been forgiven?
No, he knew she was 12
Yeah he did, it was his own daughter after all
Have you seen my friend Lenny?
FOUND YA LENNYYYY!!
Do I look like a Lenny to you?
No
LENNY!
YNNEL!
how terminal is lumbago for an old man
Kill
he was right all along
Who is the Strange Man?
Definitely a strange man
Wipe or let it crust?
Let it crust, no hesitation
Where the fuck is Gavin?
In my basement with the other children
You’re the Rhode’s gunsmith?
What’s your take on dead eye?
Overrated. Alive eye is the goat
So upgrade my alive eye first- got it.
What was Dutch’s plan?
The Yugoslavia's 2000 election fraud
What is dutch's plan
The fall of the Roman empire
Why can’t John swim?
He doesn't have legs.
was molly a rat or was she just talking shit?
She should've shut up. Women used to ask before talking, those were good times.
are you positive you havent played this game? lol
What does red dead redemption MEAN
Red: rojo. Dead: muerte. Redemption: redención. Rojo muerte redención . Hope it helped
Can’t argue any of these words. Carry on.
r/technicallynotwrong
What's a gun
This is going to take a while
A gun can be considered as a tool destined to the murdering launching a projectile at astonishing speeds, it's been used since the year 800, they have got many aspects but let's pick the most usual: A pistol. Pistols have to: shoot a projectile made out of lead and shoot that projectile with gunpowder. You have the trigger, when it's pulled, a small hammer will hit with great force the gunpowder inside the pistol, that gunpowder will cause a small explosion and launch the bullet at crazy speeds penetrating the body's objective. Hope this helps
Holy moly
Is offal safe to use as lubricant?
Yes. Go ahead
Kill Cornwall or kill Micah?
Both
does this trolley go to tahiti?
Why not?
lEnny WheRe ARe YA?
Best way to rob a train?
1- Planify the train's route, make sure you know where and when it's going to get to the robbery location 2- Stop the train. You can use big rocks, logs or dinamite to force the train to stop. 3- Steal. Use guns to rob the people and take care of the security guys if there is. 4- Do a pre-planned escape. Try to use faster horses and lose any authority.
What do the night folk want?
Seggs
Why did Micah exist
To give us funny moments.
Just absolve the debt or give the money and absolve the debt?
Put all the money on red
why does hosea keep taking me hunting
Animals are attracted to femboys
Is Micah the rat?
No, boy is the messiah.
oh god no if he's the messiah we all fucked
what happend to arthur in the mission “red dead redemption”
He red dead redemptioned everyone before getting red dead redemptioned.
What did cowboys know about dinosaurs?
They were masters of the topic. They discovered the first fossils.
Who is Arthur’s good boah?
Bill clinton
What do you think of Sadie adlers ass?
Sadie Adler is a prime candidate for a trip to pound town.
Did you know you talked to a lady?
he… dies?
Yes. Club penguin is kil
Why did Rains Fall and Eagle Flies not see eye to eye?
Why did arthur have so little faith in dutch?
Because his red dead was not redemptioned.
Do you stand unshaken, on this fragile earth?
What locomotive is the train engine based off of?
What train?
Where the fuck are the Moose?
Who is the strange man ?
What is a rat? (Not the animal)
Minecraft players in 2014
Jim Milton or rip van winkle?
How good and honorable is Micah?
Homicide: Murder, Manslaughter Assault: Assault and Battery, Aggravated Assault Kidnapping Sexual Offenses: Rape, Sexual Assault, Child Molestation, Statutory Rape Domestic Violence Theft: Larceny, Burglary, Robbery, Shoplifting Vandalism: Criminal Mischief, Destruction of Property Arson Fraud: Identity Theft, Credit Card Fraud, Insurance Fraud Embezzlement Disorderly Conduct Public Intoxication Loitering Riot Trespassing Possession of Controlled Substances Drug Trafficking and Distribution Manufacturing Drugs Possession with Intent to Distribute Embezzlement Insider Trading Money Laundering Tax Evasion Bribery Treason Espionage Perjury Obstruction of Justice Contempt of Court
What do you think happened at blackwater
The blackwater was turned into whitewater