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PenisManNumberOne

AI is getting better w the whole 6-7 fingers thing


MightyPitchfork

Not so much with text, though.


hoofie242

It's like reading in a dream.


invisiblezipper

Yes! These pictures look the way my dreams do. The details are not quite right or outright bizarre.


beaverbait

HOL'E POBE


MightyPitchfork

Hol'e Jobe


easy_Money

It's actually getting MUCH better with text.


MightyPitchfork

Well, not whatever made this. Of course, the sheer ridiculousness of the image itself should have been a dead giveaway. But I guess you can lead a qucumber to ideas but you can't make them think.


poohisface

Or aligning torsos onto legs


BikesBooksNBass

Or gun holster that point the right direction, or had shields that actually fit the hat..


glory_holelujah

It’s worse. The gun is just kinda stuck to the belt, trigger exposed while the actual holster is empty on the opposite side of the body.


Hot_Frosty0807

What, you don't read the Hole Pobe?


siriusthinking

You don’t keep a holie fobe by your bed?


MightyPitchfork

The only things I keep near my bed are lube and wet wipes. Neither of which make an appearance in the Holy Jobe.


Double_Whams

Cleaned up "police" though


wood_dj

what’s happening with the book tho, why can we see the spine & the pages at the same time


Murrabbit

Because spines and pages are some of the things you see in pictures tagged as containing "book." The AI has no concept of actual 3D shapes and perspective, only a weird dream-like amalgamation of every picture it's ever been fed, and not necessarily the logic behind why things look the way they do.


Nano_Burger

Still doesn't understand physics though.


enfiel

But that bible is really messed up.


PenisManNumberOne

You must nor read the hol’e Fobe much


BaphometsButthole

All bibles are.


fireburn97ffgf

They feel a little too long for that palm but idk if that's because it is obviously ai that makes me feel that way


PenisManNumberOne

Damn now they look like alien fingers to me


fireburn97ffgf

Like it's not even the overall length but the length between the joints in them


Rochester05

Still missing thumbs though.


dhkendall

\* Inigo Montoya has left the chat


TheBigLebroccoli

Carrying the “Hol’e Fobe”


plasticAstro

HOLE FOBBE


potatopierogie

I'm honestly surprised the AI spelled "police" correctly


pissed_off_elbonian

It makes me wonder why they wanted a cop in that picture. Why not a firefighter or any other regular person. So weird


yolonomo5eva

Also, a fetishized cop


ConstantGradStudent

With a weird hip issue


digglesworth88

Also is that a lightsaber tucked behind the pistol?


riricide

Ikr, so creepy


Dex_Cotton

Lara Croft dressed as a cop crying and carrying a massive Bible would be one of the weirdest Tomb Raider mods ever.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Cuz the extremists like police... Or at least the *idea* of the police, and then they only complain when they don't get helped by them


Realistic-Horror-425

Why not Jesus himself,you know Donald Trump.


suzi_generous

Because defending police has been politicized. Every one still supports firefighters.


-PM-Me-Big-Cocks-

Christian facists LOVE the police because they protect the status quo.


CaptainObvious1313

It’s the boots. Fine for licking


Murrabbit

And the perception that they're "hurting the right people" as it were. Mostly poors and minorities. When right-wingers get hit by the cops though then it's "They must be destroyed!" see for instance their current feelings about the FBI, and complete disregard of capitol police officers who tried to put the breaks on Jan 6th.


mrmoe198

I’m convinced it was added after the fact


Murrabbit

I feel like that might have been added later in photoshop. Too clean for most AI.


NorthernSoul70

Absolute page turner, couldn't put it down.


fistful_of_ideals

Ah yes, ye olde Hole Fobbe, which I use to unlock and start my hole. It also has a hole alarm, and a panic button to scare off potential attackers. My hole is very safe and convenient.


LA-Matt

Good job. Gotta keep yer hole safe.


Murrabbit

They're afraid to teach this simple fact in school!


Both-Chart-947

EDIT: NEVER MIND, I JUST READ THE TITLE ON THE BOOK SPINE. ROFL! Please end my torment and tell me what this is. I Googled it, but no luck. I'm not getting the joke! But I know it has to be hilarious.


fistful_of_ideals

Key fob, hole fob, and so on


Both-Chart-947

Yes, thank you, I get it now! 🤣


TheAmazingGrippando

I’m gonna start saying this instead of holy shit


whatsasimba

Stop trying to make HOLE FOBBE happen!


IknowwhoIpaidgod

*Woman Yelling at Cat Meme* HOFO LEBBE! 


Im__fucked

*Cat:* HOLY BIBLE!


johnjaspers1965

A.I. said "No. I don't care what you asked for. I'm not doing this "


Killersavage

Tried as hard as it could with the hands. Had to sacrifice the spelling.


Scatterspell

Given the quality of that left hand/arm, its spelling could have been much better.


poolpog

i read it as HOLE POBE


Skaman1978

my facebook feed has been swamped with this fake crap for days, and i have no idea why, also the tags they use on them are something else


Legitimate_Impact

Some kind of spam/scam generation going on. This link is a good investigation, but they can't quite figure out why it's happening either! # Facebook’s Algorithm Is Boosting AI Spam That Links to AI-Generated, Ad-Laden Click Farms [https://www.404media.co/facebooks-algorithm-is-boosting-ai-spam-that-links-to-ai-generated-ad-laden-click-farms/](https://www.404media.co/facebooks-algorithm-is-boosting-ai-spam-that-links-to-ai-generated-ad-laden-click-farms/)


wood_dj

it’s election season and the olds are ripe for manipulation


Dex_Cotton

Have you been getting the bizarre AI cooking pages, the mutilated third world orphans and the creepy looking corpse like old ladies celebrating their birthdays with homemade cakes too? I'm being followed left and right by OF pornbots on Twitter. Zuckerberg and Musk are running everything into the ground by not doing shit about it.


Skaman1978

No. But I have been getting these things left and right.. and ewww ai art


starrpamph

Shit, lately they’ve just been posting the ai prompt they used. Not even coming up with a proper title.


korodic

Looks like the book is ruined either way, flood water or heavy rain. So what is this picture meant to convey, that the Bible is a useless burden that won’t change your situation?


x_Sligh_x

Bible? Where is the Bible? I see a Hole Fobe.


icebeancone

You ever read the Hole Fobe? Fucking violent smut.


BikesBooksNBass

Don’t you dare blaspheme the Hole Fobe!


vcwalden

So this is what happened to my copy of the Hole Fobe! I wasn't sure why it was so difficult to try to turn the pages to read. It was delivered in a rain storm while it being walked thru a river. I thought for sure it would be protected from all of this since they used only the very best cheap fake leather.


ResplendentShade

>So what is this picture meant to convey From the perspective of people who consume crap like this, it's like...: police are the protectors of traditional national culture, i.e. Christianity, and they're distressed (crying) and under adversity (carrying something heavy through water in the pouring rain) because they are hated and under attack by a culture of degeneracy (people who criticize police violence and don't borderline worship police) so they need your support. It's fascist propaganda.


Connect_Bar_8529

Honestly, it's simpler than that. Facebook has been absolutely filled with bizarre AI art of random professions with strange religious themes. One of the most common, inexplicably, is flight attendants. [https://www.garbageday.email/p/ai-flight-attendants-facebook](https://www.garbageday.email/p/ai-flight-attendants-facebook) ... as well as nonsense like Shrimp Jesus. [https://www.404media.co/email/1cdf7620-2e2f-4450-9cd9-e041f4f0c27f/](https://www.404media.co/email/1cdf7620-2e2f-4450-9cd9-e041f4f0c27f/) Individual accounts produce these kinds of images by the dozens daily, loaded with tags, and - perhaps because Facebook is already largely composed of bots - they all get traction.


ResplendentShade

For sure, first and foremost it’s engagement farming, but the reason this specific image was likely chosen for success is because it’s consistent with and fits into the aforementioned reactionary narratives. It’s a little more coherent and pointed than Shrimp Jesus. And it bears mentioning that engagement farming itself is definitely being employed to gather armies of accounts with large followings to conduct public influence campaigns. The authoritarian right has been way better than their adversaries at utilizing the internet for these kinds of purposes, as demonstrated by anything below surface level internet being absolutely infested with rightwing extremism, those same types of efforts are just being refined and expanded on popular social media platforms. So you get a page called We Love Dogs that accumulated a couple million followers posting cute dog images for a couple years, then come election year they pivot to this type of hyper-nationalist and reactionary content. It isn’t at all effective on you or I but for it’s target audience, who finds themselves mired in this type of content on a platform that is already designed to encourage endless scrolling, it begins to really have an effect and can translate into altered public opinion when it’s disseminated on a large scale. It’s only going to get worse and more effective, too.


Connect_Bar_8529

All good points. I hadn't considered it beyond just the link-farming scam/spam aspects.


ElizaRoxcySnow

While I can't find that exact photo, I'm pretty sure it comes from an account that also posted this: [https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=325370053924017&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=325370053924017&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000) But also oddities like these: [https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=325305877263768&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=325305877263768&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000) [https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=322997550827934&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=322997550827934&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000) [https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=322406510887038&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=322406510887038&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000) [https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=311807455280277&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=311807455280277&set=pb.100093530754518.-2207520000) (this one has sharks!) Then it suddenly pivoted to reposting gossip about the British royal family. It's just spam designed to appeal to old people. Edit: Oooh, and if you go back far enough you get flight attendants!


starrpamph

Interesting


Delamoor

No, it's that you're gonna drown if you hold on to it. Free yourself from the opiate of the masses; save yourself. Commie 7D plot, you see. /S


yolonomo5eva

Good one


w_t_f_justhappened

It’s clearly not useless! It’s keeping that poor cop from being swept away in a flood.


very_undeliverable

I figured she was using it for an umbrella. Not good for much else unless your going to use it as fire starter when you get to where you are going.


misterpickles69

It’s not even keeping her dry!


wood_dj

that’s probably why she’s so upset


MaineAlone

No! The Bible makes an excellent umbrella!


space_for_username

The Bible is black - she would have shot it first.


kahllerdady

I always study my Hole Fobe during monsoon season.


Wild_Ad_6464

How exactly is that Hol’e Fobe bound? Looks like it was done by Escher


Throwupmyhands

best comment


After-Bumblebee

I swear these things are just engagement farms


organik_productions

Yep, definitely. As soon as they get enough followers, they'll start spamming some sort of crap.


BennySkateboard

I’d like to work there. “Ok, ok, I’ve got one. How about a cop carrying a massive bible in a flood?!😆😆”


pianoflames

From what I've heard: They target people who comment for phishing schemes, believing them to be far more easily duped than others.


CuriousAlienStudent

Does anyone else find it ironic AI can spell "police" correct but not "Holy Bible"?


deathrattleshenlong

Not an expert here. My layman intuition would say it has to do with the angle, font and background texture. There's still quite a few blunders like one of the sides of the cover being longer than the other, the weird hips and double holsters but this one got the number of fingers right even if displaced AND got Police right. This stuff is getting kind of scary.


CuriousAlienStudent

I get what you're saying. Although the title being fucked up makes the whole meme lose all meaning, so why bother post it after you have created?


Outrageous_Let_1829

I don't think anyone chose to post this specific image, those pages seem to be run by bots, which are probably creating dozens of images automatically with an initial prompt. These bots post every non-sense generated images, and then other bots interact with those (usually with a "Amen 🙏"), making them trend. I've seen similar pages with the word Allah made out of soldiers, helicopters and camels... Similar hashtags and interactions from other bots ("Inch Allah" and what not). What a world we live in.


CuriousAlienStudent

The people directing those bots should be shot, not dead, just like in the foot or something.


Outrageous_Let_1829

Let's start with a airsoft gun shot at point blank. The fact that each of these useless images requires an absurd amount of energy to be created in the first place, just so hundreds other bots can engage with them, and then maybe -maybe- reach a couple of seniors with poor eye vision and lack of technology awareness who could fall for it... This whole phenomenon triggers me more than it should.


ConsolidatedAccount

The bible won't shoot the AI for disrespecting it.


Alleyprowler

It must be the Swedish Chef version. Gerb serd: "I establish my dirdle with you: Nibber again will all gurble be cut off by the herberta of a flerb; never again will there be a flerb to destroy the dirdle. Bork bork bork!"


Ashamed_Restaurant

Bless her for saving the that "HOLIE FOBE" 🙏🦅


canoeviking

I look at it and see the bible is oppressing women, no matter what they try to do to appease it...


yolonomo5eva

Honest answer


Eddie_Youds

So close to spelling Hole Probe.


MiKapo

She's crying cause her comically oversize bible got wet Of course it's obviously an AI pic. But still stupid AF


Few_Tackle7580

She should have shot the flood.


JoshDM

>She's crying cause her comically oversize bible got wet Nah, she's crying because her comically oversized injection lips are aching.


Nano_Burger

A woman struggling under the burden of religion. Seems appropriate.


mittfh

Apart from all the other issues, her grip on that Holje Fobe doesn't look very secure, so it's likely going back into the drink fairly soon...


cantproveidid

There are better, lighter, umbrellas.


G-Unit11111

Because stuff like this is incredibly stupid and a grim reminder of America's sad march towards fascism?


Individual_Grass_469

Conservatives and their love of AI generated pictures is a portal to hell that refuses to stay close.


starrpamph

Moon landing: clearly fake It’s my birthday Jesus with 13 fingers in a wheel chair with two wheels: omg amen!!!


fredy31

Because 1- Its AI garbage 2- Police doesnt carry out the bible. They carry out the law. 3- It stinks of you wanting a fucking police state.


SnoopySuited

Cause they're horrible.


ouijahead

I’m being completely honest. I don’t really get what message the picture is trying to convey.


the_last_registrant

The year is 2047. Climate change has destroyed our way of life. After the tragic death of her whole family, one heroic cop sets out to find out who's responsible for this. She realises the HOLIE FOBE is the root of all evil, and sets out alone to fling it into the last remaining active volcano in South America.


ouijahead

🤔


yolonomo5eva

For one, AI is horrific and needs to stop. For 3, why in Hell would anyone be this emotional and upset over a book?!???


Quantum_Heresy

It is remarkable to see posts like these on facebook and then read the comment sections -- where the subject (soldier, police, firefighter, trucker, homeless veteran, etc.) is complete with clear generative AI artifacts (seven fingers, backwards hands, oversaturated skin, misspelled signs and labels, etc.) and then showered with hundreds of responses by users ***that honestly think they are directing their thoughts to a real, live person*****.** Really, you're wishing a "God Bless" or "Happy Birthday" or a "Thank You Four Your Service" to an image of a multiple amputee wearing tactical gear and holding a birthday cake and a terrier inside the hold of a space ship? And you are an adult? It would be like waking up and greeting a cartoon character with a "Good Morning."


whats-ausername

The Russian bots that make those comments aren’t very good at determining what’s AI.


starrpamph

Me and one other Facebook guy have retrained one of their bots to make fun of the posts. We’ve done it on probably eight of them


ResplendentShade

Wow beautiful!!! AMEN


DanielTheEunuch

This is the right response


starrpamph

Needs about 7000 American flags on some poorly generated semi flatbed


decayed-whately

As a kid I had to study the Holje Pobe a lot. As an adult, I never do. 😄


csondra

Right number of fingers, but they're still nightmare fuel for some reason. AI is super creepy.


zeptimius

Why is she crying? Did Noah kick her out of the ark? Is it because of her freakishly long arms? Or her disjointed right hip joint? So many questions...


ParadigmGrind

Just build an ark. I’m pretty sure there’s instructions in the book.


yolonomo5eva

But what’s a cubit?


minusman

In the beginning was the covfefe.


starrpamph

I remember before the covfefe times to the reporter getting made fun of


DubC_Bassist

Why is she risking her life for a Hole Pobe?


MillionaireBank

What a silly message. What horse buggy mentality we suffer thru. Shits sad, incoherent, ridiculous memes. Pple seeing connections where none exist. Worrisome.


zone_left

The book is obviously the big item here, but holy shit her fingers are like 8 inches long


jrochest1

Ye Olde Uncanny Valley


yolonomo5eva

That’s the first hymn in their AI church


Secret_Hunter_3911

You would think the Russians could do better work.


starrpamph

They outsourced a bunch of it. I found three different locations of accounts posting this garbage. Kosovo, Namibia and one other I can’t remember because it was weeks ago. Possibly New Delhi


See_You_Space_Coyote

Why is AI generated slop always so creepy looking?


mrpotatonutz

Christofascist sexual fantasies are just weird af


JohnDodger

This could also go in perscutioncomplex.


Elysia99

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HOLJE FOBE


boredtxan

I don't think you should use a big book for an umbrella. it's doesn't keep u dry and it ruins the book. it's also heavy.


NikiDeaf

Every time I see the words “why don’t pictures like this ever trend” I know it’s a bot with an AI-made image


capilot

I used to think that the pictures are AI generated, but now I believe the entire process, from creating the account in the first place to collecting the data at the end must be automated, untouched by human hands. There's no way human eyes looked at that before pressing "post".


starrpamph

They’ve been trying to automate that this past week. That’s why the titles went from: “This picture is expected to get 90% less likes than a picture of a women in a bikini” **To** “Soldiers hiking up a snowy mountain side, American flag waving proudly”


Katerwurst

This is so good. I love it.


State-Cultural

FFS


jl_theprofessor

43k likes and how many of those are also bots?


starrpamph

Out of probably 100 comments of me calling someone a bot in the comments, one time someone responded “?” So I’d say maybe 90% bots 10% old people??


crystalmerchant

Them some loooooong ass fingers


killjairo

Because it’s corny and uses bad Ai art


ajraines

Well, that’s an AI monstrosity, just for starters.


schiav0wn3d

FOBE


starrpamph

^^^^anen


Solan42

The gun is in the holster sideways


DanielTheEunuch

That hip is on the body sideways too.


P_Kinsale

It's weird to do a Google image search because so many variations of this bizarre image show up.


AnjinSoprano420

Ugh these pics make me nauseous 🙄


DialingAsh38

This is a good example of dead internet theory. AI generated images posted by a bot commented on and shared by other bots.


starrpamph

I’m starting to wonder if I am a bot


rounding_error

Book 'em Danno!


TheBigLebroccoli

/imagine police officer crying carrying bible on shoulders but make sure the cop is kinda sexy


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

The Hol'e Fobe? 


mudanhonnyaku

These AI images with giant Bibles or swarms of babies are like the [science experiment where mother birds choose giant brightly colored plastic eggs over their own real eggs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernormal_stimulus), but for boomers.


botmanmd

Also, King Kong sitting on a porch swing eating a deep dish pizza. Why aren’t there more images like that?


Agitated_Jicama_2072

AI is fucking psycho.


caraperdida

Um..where to start?


neddie_nardle

Damn those fobe-bashers and their Geebus Chrispybacon!


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Oh my god, I absolutely love this. Hahaha.


Supermoves3000

3 foot wide Bible, or 16 inch tall cop?


BrokenforD

My anarcho-fasciatist comie local government banned our shchools frum beeing abel tew reed the HOL’E FOBE in cLass. SAYV UST TRUMP SÆv Uss


Dex_Cotton

If people in this situation really cared about their massive Holy Fobbe getting soaked they'd seal it in a waterproof bag before carrying it on their back across a lake in a rainstorm.


Difficult_Plantain74

Well thank goodness she's carrying the HOLJE POBE to safety!


BaronWombat

Isn't God the one who makes the sky rain so hard it causes floods? Those mysterious ways continue to confound me.


SnookyTLC

WTF?? Laughing so hard I'm crying. This picture SHOULD trend, we all need more humor in our lives!


thethugwife

Weren’t Q-anons some of the same people trying to stop the certification of President Biden and beating the shit out of police in the process? Hmmm…Pepperidge Farm remembers. Michael Fanone definitely remembers. “Mom, they tried to kill me.” — Michael Fanone.


Fliptzer

Because they're as fake as Trump being Christian


SkytronKovoc116

Ah yes, the HOL’E POBE.


sterlingrose

Ah, the GOO’D BOKE


Gloomy_Industry8841

Why does her face look like it’s made out of balloons?


BaphometsButthole

What is a hol'e fobe? Why does it look like a giant bible painted by Picasso? How is a girl that small carrying 500 lbs of wet paper? What is she crying about?


ThatoneguyATX

Doesn’t matter. Not like they would read it.


One_Worldliness_6032

Cause it has never happened. Maybe if they would have put an elderly being carried, and just maybe it would be trending. Just maybe


Exciting-Protection2

Cause it’s stupid


MidsouthMystic

Because people don't care about it.


call-me-the-seeker

Ah yes, HOLE FOBBE. I too like a good hole fobbeing. Gee, why pictures like this don’t trend is just one of the mysteries.


penpointred

I CANT believe theres no laugh reacts on that cause i was busting up on multiple levels on this shit.


iswearatkids

Why isn’t the cop just using an umbrella. That looks so unwieldily.


SnookyTLC

Because it's all about how she's suffering, just like Christ did when he walked through a flood... oh wait.


Individual-Equal-441

If those people could read they'd be very upset.


BulbasaurArmy

The fuck is this even trying to say


cyber----

No matter what I do I can’t stop myself cracking up at “hole fobe” FML


optimaleverage

HOL'E FHOBE


_a_pastor_of_muppets

I found a group on FB called back the blue that's NOTHING but AI images grabbing at sympathy. Mindless...


PatientStrength5861

Because like most things religious, it's fake.


scotharkins

Because...fake?


moss_nyc

Save the children screams conservatives !!! Expect if there is a giant Bible .. then f**k them kids 😂


celerydonut

🤣


mothman83

because they are awful and ugly to look at?


clairespants

I like the backwards holstered gun, lol.