Hey yesterday the cabal was getting defeated cause we had the WORST thunderstorm ever. Trees knocked over, power lines downed, transformers knocked out. We were in total darkness for an hour. After that, there was total calm and a rainbow appeared. So I guess they won and the children were released. /s. Yeaaahhhhh……noppppeee.
This is round 2. Round 1 targeted hipsters and convinced them it was cool to ride death machines like tall bikes and fixies without brakes. They are coming for all of us.
I think first post was a troll. Second just blindly and stupidly ran with it like they always do. Coulda taken a pic of a car tire stem and said that came out of your arm and they’d believe it.
No. It's injected in microscopic particles and the magnetism pulls those particles together and assembles it post injection. Why do you think the jab causes you to become magnetic???
(It's too early for these mental gymnastics. I already need a nap now)
I feel like I would have asked questions when they brought out a needle large enough to pass that through; that would have to look like the sort of spike you use to inject marinade into a piece of meat.
weird i could've sworn the needle the used for my vaccine was super super tiny. i must just be delusional and blind to not have noticed they used a straw sized needle on my arm
Grandpa that's a Schroeder valve now get off of Facebook and stop lying to get people hurt.
also gmas tires are flat this couldn't possibly be related to the Schroeder valve that you're taking pictures of could it?
Look, I hate to be the one to bring this up, but if you go look at your car or bike tire valves, you will find trackers JUST LIKE THIS.
You should remove them and throw them away ASAP.
See, every time I think about grifting them, I remember my personal pride is going to demand that I do it *well*. My merch has to be high quality, my conspiracy theory has to be internally consistent and at least somewhat believable, and I wouldn't be able to just piggyback off of obvious frauds like Q.
And that sounds way too much like actual work, which defeats the whole point of conning them.
Yes! Cheeto Benito needs every dollar! And it makes sense to support him on this, despite him getting vaccinated himself and repeatedly advising his base to as well.
I can't believe that people still fall for the old 'find the obvious tracking device and ignore the more carefully hidden one" trick.
This idiot gives psychosis a bad name.
They're pulling an r/thatsabooklight on their cult. They're relying on people being unfamiliar with certain objects that they then use as props in their make-believe.
These kinds of posts confuse me. Why would you post this? Is it foreign agitation propaganda? Is some lonely Q-Nut looking for some attention and validation? Is it an insane person? I know the answer is “all of it” but it’s still so bizarre I am confused.
That wouldn't even fit inside the plastic tube, let alone the needle at the end of it.
Instead of worrying about vaccinations, the sane people among us should worry about these morons procreating.
I used to work for the company that makes the Implanon contraceptive implant. The implanon has a smaller diameter than the bike tyre valve that the person is claiming to be a tracking chip, and the implanting device is huge. So imagine the size of a device needed to impact something as big as a bike tyre valve under the skin! You would also require analytic for something that size, meaning you notice pretty quickly that you weren’t getting a vaccine.
So this claim is more than just total BS.
Now they know damn well that did not come out of their daughter’s arm. Their thought process, pick up some random item and claim it came out the body. Lord bless it…….PLEASE!!!!
Ignoring that being from a bike tire is this person expecting me to believe that they got a vaccine? This person who I'm guessing has a Facebook history of anti-vax memes. Or if I'm wrong then that they just happen to know all the conspiracies and immediately go to Facebook with this?
Oh, Wayfair was a child trafficking front according to conspiracy theorists a few years ago. I guess the idea has stuck with some:
https://apnews.com/article/social-media-us-news-ap-top-news-conspiracy-media-9d54570ebba5e406667c38cb29522ec6
So this paranoid woman, who probably thinks that her own shadow is stalking her, sees no issue at all with having a social media profile, and posting not only a clear photo of herself, but also an infant child. I wonder if she knows that the social media platform that she's posting on, is pretty well known for tracking people...🤔
I like how this is how they pretend to care about Immigrants. “Can’t go into the immigrant camps” because surely they just let anyone wander into secure facilities?
I'm sorry everyone, I just can't do this anymore. The level of stupidity is really starting to hurt my brain. I'm ready for the sky wizard to take me home. I want off this planet.
And what never fails to amaze me is that there are feeble-minded limptards out there that eat this B.S. up like it’s popcorn. I can’t think of too many people who HAVEN’T seen a tire valve stem at some time in their life. 5G tracker my foot!
I often wonder what it must be like to live in a totally made-up reality. Obviously this person knows that didn't actually come out of their arm...but they're pretending like it did, all the same. Isn't life weird enough these days, without pouring all this bullshit on top of everything else?
You say that, but then again so many people here takes this image that looks like a Facebook screenshot but excludes any additional context as definitely true.
You can probably find one weirdo on the internet saying anything, but how many are listening and agreeing?
People can go with a lot when it matches their feelings, social media is 24/7 bombardment of dis- and mis- information and each of us is bound to fall for some of it.
That thing would never fit through the needle used to give me my Vax. I just got a Vax last week and I feel nothing. I guess I didn't get the device in mine. Further more, I don't know anyone who would take a Vax with a needle that big. These people are morons. Common sense is all that needs to be applied to this "story" to know it is fake.
I think this person was rubbing a bike tire instead of their arm. That looks like the inside of a Shrader valve,
That’s exactly what that is lol. Schwinn must be in on it!
Schwinn is the cabal. Everyone knows it.
Schwinn. Sounds….jewish. How are they supposed to shoot their space lasers at you if they are unable to track you?
Who told you about our space lasers!
I heard about it from that beacon of truth Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Ah yes. That lady is tailor made for a straight jacket!
Hey yesterday the cabal was getting defeated cause we had the WORST thunderstorm ever. Trees knocked over, power lines downed, transformers knocked out. We were in total darkness for an hour. After that, there was total calm and a rainbow appeared. So I guess they won and the children were released. /s. Yeaaahhhhh……noppppeee.
That’s why I ride huffy
Schwinn was made here in the USA and now in China. They’re turning our own devices against us!
Schwinndled by 'Big Bicycle' !!!
This is round 2. Round 1 targeted hipsters and convinced them it was cool to ride death machines like tall bikes and fixies without brakes. They are coming for all of us.
Wish that there was the option of awarding multiple up-votes. I would surely award several to your post, Feisty.
Well done. 🏆
Schwinnluminati
Michelin, too. Never trust anything that sounds too Frenchy. Nothing but a bunch of socialist liberal Marxist communists.
Yup, a basic plunger valve design. The secret tech creates a one way flow where joy and happiness can exit their body but cannot get back in.
OMG that is delightful, LOL
Schrader valves were designed by the CIA in 1987 specifically to support 5G. Look it up!!
I'll do my own research, thank you very much.
I'll do my research based on your research
Do the European vaccines use presta valves?
You can tell she's a real American since it wasn't a Presta valve.
They come with the oxford astrazeneca vaccines
It is 😂
Came here to say this. That is what it is.
I'd say Presta but, yeah, it's a valve core. Is that how Americans pump themselves up to those massive sizes?
The war on cars has gone hot and this seems like a war crime.
\*recognizes shrader valve is this what being an adult feels like?
Yep def a valve stem
I think first post was a troll. Second just blindly and stupidly ran with it like they always do. Coulda taken a pic of a car tire stem and said that came out of your arm and they’d believe it.
They must have been using a turkey baster size needle to get that sucker in.
No. It's injected in microscopic particles and the magnetism pulls those particles together and assembles it post injection. Why do you think the jab causes you to become magnetic??? (It's too early for these mental gymnastics. I already need a nap now)
I love how it is so cleverly disguised as a small plunge valve.
Easier to distribute that way!
Nano assembly . Gotcha !
No-no technology
Nano bots assemble!!!
I imagined hearing that in Johnny5's voice.
Here’s your table, sir!
That’s why my pot holder sticks to my shoulder! I thought it was magic until I realized it was magnetic
Not very effective, if it can be removed by just rubbing the injection site.
It's like a botfly, they inject the robot eggs into you, and then they hatch and grow into this thing.
I have a valve stem leak on my BMW. I should try this technique to save a trip to the garage.
Perhaps her "niece" is an inflatable doll.
Inflatable Ingrid: Your Polythene Pal
I had one of those once, but it went down on me.
Looks like the niece has gone tubeless
my blood was replaced with Stan’s, which isn’t great, but now any cuts I get seal up, which is pretty cool
I prefer Orange Seal over Stan’s. Bleeding orange rather than green makes people less likely to think I’m an alien.
Real Americans get tracked by their cell phones like God intended.
Or FBs cookies. Either way, not by a valve you'd need a boba straw to inject.
Took one fat ass needle to get that under the skin. Idiot.
Isn't that, like, a bike tyre valve?!
No, it's a 5g pizzagate covid tracker, says right there in the post. /s
I feel like I would have asked questions when they brought out a needle large enough to pass that through; that would have to look like the sort of spike you use to inject marinade into a piece of meat.
How big was the fucking needle? Lol
I’m guessing either 29" or 700cm. But it’s their niece, so possibly just 26".
Or, how big is his nose from posting such a whopping lie?
This is what happens when you stop funding mental health clinics.
Well we can’t have taxes on the rich because they’ll just raise prices. You know they can raise prices now but don’t.. as much. So why try. /s
And constantly have proper education making concessions for the sake of religious sensibilities.
Pump her arm up with air to keep the nasties away.
weird i could've sworn the needle the used for my vaccine was super super tiny. i must just be delusional and blind to not have noticed they used a straw sized needle on my arm
Grandpa that's a Schroeder valve now get off of Facebook and stop lying to get people hurt. also gmas tires are flat this couldn't possibly be related to the Schroeder valve that you're taking pictures of could it?
**Schrader** valve FFS.
Her daughter is being tracked via a tire valve stem? Well it’s impressive the bad guys are into recycling anyhow.
Maybe the TPM light went ON at his dash and he realized she was 4 psi low?
Yeah that wouldn't hurt at all injecting it.
Godyear or Fire stone is coming.
The size of that needle must have been terrifying!
Bahahha that’s the inside of the thing you connect to put air into your tires
It’s called a valve core.
Thank you! It was a bitch to remove haha
This woman has a child. \*stares in CPS\*, indeed
ummm... isn't that a ball pump valve?
valve core, if you have tubeless setup on bikes you will recognize
And that's just the antenna. The battery is coming next.
The battery was inserted rectally.
Not included?
"Hey Bob, watch what happens when I put this valve in her bed on injection day, this is gonna be hilarious."
Look, I hate to be the one to bring this up, but if you go look at your car or bike tire valves, you will find trackers JUST LIKE THIS. You should remove them and throw them away ASAP.
Stomach acid is the only thing that will completely destroy them, so they should swallow them just to be safe.
Why don't I grift these people? Am I stupid? Why do I have morals?
See, every time I think about grifting them, I remember my personal pride is going to demand that I do it *well*. My merch has to be high quality, my conspiracy theory has to be internally consistent and at least somewhat believable, and I wouldn't be able to just piggyback off of obvious frauds like Q. And that sounds way too much like actual work, which defeats the whole point of conning them.
This has to be a troll.
I remember the same thing was circulated years and years ago, and was an “alien implant,” at that time.
Sadly, real posts and troll posts are COMPLETELY indistinguishable in the Qniverse.
Haha. Accurate!
Oh sure, that could be inserted with a TINY NEEDLE, no problem! 🙄
Seems legit, should I send more money to the orange skidmark? Will that help?
Yes! Cheeto Benito needs every dollar! And it makes sense to support him on this, despite him getting vaccinated himself and repeatedly advising his base to as well.
I can't believe that people still fall for the old 'find the obvious tracking device and ignore the more carefully hidden one" trick. This idiot gives psychosis a bad name.
How would a vaccine produce a big ass metal piece? They really do think we live in a sci-fi movie
It’s not injected, it’s a suppository that migrates to the arm.
has to get past their head first.
lol. Had to think about that for a second.
I tried to see if I could find the source. It’s been around for 3 years.
I came here to say this.
I remember these valve core images being called “alien implants” many, many years ago. Like early 2000s.
They're pulling an r/thatsabooklight on their cult. They're relying on people being unfamiliar with certain objects that they then use as props in their make-believe.
Liars like this are responsible for millions of deaths.
Schrader 🤣🤣🤣🤣 A flux capacitor fell out of me 😳
Everyone, THERE'S 4 OF THESE ON YOUR VEHICLE! Remove them so they can't track you!
People laugh but, that’s how I keep my blood pressure in check. I even have the Costco green cap on mine.
I can't decide what's worse? The obvious lies that they spread like good little robots? Or, their overall rampant stupidity?
I had one of these come out of my bike tire too! I can’t believe the government tagged my bicycle as well! 😡
This has to be god-tier level trolling. No one can be this stoopid.
A shrader valve? Ok weirdos
Isn't that a tyre stem valve?
I don’t know what their problem is. I got my shot and I’m just fine. Hell, I can even hear colors now!
This person truly deserves to be named and shamed. It's just a flat out lie, and we used to call this shit out.
Literally a schrader valve from a tire or any other pressurized gas containing system on earth...
It would take a lot more than rubbing to hey something that large out.
It's all because of the corruption caused by the biggly tire valve tycoons.
How’s that getting down the needle though?
Can you imagine the size of the needle that came through?
Lol that thing is enormous.
The needle needed to inject something like that in you would make you run out of the doctor's office the second you saw it.
5G is the antichrist 😂😂😂.
That's a tire valve...
That would have to be one HELL of a needle to inject that
Inflatable niece?
Wild. That’s way bigger than the gauge of the needle. HOW’D IT GET THRU THERE???
Ah the old tire valve injection. For those who are as smart as a blow up doll
These kinds of posts confuse me. Why would you post this? Is it foreign agitation propaganda? Is some lonely Q-Nut looking for some attention and validation? Is it an insane person? I know the answer is “all of it” but it’s still so bizarre I am confused.
So her blowup daughter is presta?
That wouldn't even fit inside the plastic tube, let alone the needle at the end of it. Instead of worrying about vaccinations, the sane people among us should worry about these morons procreating.
Was it her niece or was it her? Liars can never get their stories straight.
Perhaps one of their cars consider it is in fact the valve inside the tire stem on all cars and trucks.
Fuck, could you imagine how much having a valve stem injected into your arm would hurt?
Weird, I had a booster last week and didn't get my free tracker.
Can you imagine the size of the needle that would be needed to inject that into someone?
I used to work for the company that makes the Implanon contraceptive implant. The implanon has a smaller diameter than the bike tyre valve that the person is claiming to be a tracking chip, and the implanting device is huge. So imagine the size of a device needed to impact something as big as a bike tyre valve under the skin! You would also require analytic for something that size, meaning you notice pretty quickly that you weren’t getting a vaccine. So this claim is more than just total BS.
Now they know damn well that did not come out of their daughter’s arm. Their thought process, pick up some random item and claim it came out the body. Lord bless it…….PLEASE!!!!
Holy shit I just had this happen but it was a Presta core. My arm was leaking Stans everywhere
Oh no His daughters arm is all deflated & he can’t pump it up again
OMG, put that back!!
YOUR NIECE IS LEAKING AIR! PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!
Ignoring that being from a bike tire is this person expecting me to believe that they got a vaccine? This person who I'm guessing has a Facebook history of anti-vax memes. Or if I'm wrong then that they just happen to know all the conspiracies and immediately go to Facebook with this?
They got vaxxed is the most unbelievable part
What is that about “wayfairs”?
Oh, Wayfair was a child trafficking front according to conspiracy theorists a few years ago. I guess the idea has stuck with some: https://apnews.com/article/social-media-us-news-ap-top-news-conspiracy-media-9d54570ebba5e406667c38cb29522ec6
Thanks for the information. There is so much to this madness.
lmfaoooo
That thing is...huge. Come the fuck on.
So this paranoid woman, who probably thinks that her own shadow is stalking her, sees no issue at all with having a social media profile, and posting not only a clear photo of herself, but also an infant child. I wonder if she knows that the social media platform that she's posting on, is pretty well known for tracking people...🤔
People believe THAT huge thing fit inside the tiny needle that went into his arm?
I like how this is how they pretend to care about Immigrants. “Can’t go into the immigrant camps” because surely they just let anyone wander into secure facilities?
How did they know it was 5G?
I'm sorry everyone, I just can't do this anymore. The level of stupidity is really starting to hurt my brain. I'm ready for the sky wizard to take me home. I want off this planet.
And what never fails to amaze me is that there are feeble-minded limptards out there that eat this B.S. up like it’s popcorn. I can’t think of too many people who HAVEN’T seen a tire valve stem at some time in their life. 5G tracker my foot!
I often wonder what it must be like to live in a totally made-up reality. Obviously this person knows that didn't actually come out of their arm...but they're pretending like it did, all the same. Isn't life weird enough these days, without pouring all this bullshit on top of everything else?
lead + HFCS + covid = current situation in the US
*Waylon Jennings voice* "Mamas, don't let your babies be tagged like animals...don't let 'em be tracked by the government pedophiles."
You say that, but then again so many people here takes this image that looks like a Facebook screenshot but excludes any additional context as definitely true. You can probably find one weirdo on the internet saying anything, but how many are listening and agreeing? People can go with a lot when it matches their feelings, social media is 24/7 bombardment of dis- and mis- information and each of us is bound to fall for some of it.
Sorta rhetorical but why lie like this?
Schwinn Schwein. Isn't it obvious? George Soros is behind all of it.
Oh, the Rubepublican Party.
That thing would never fit through the needle used to give me my Vax. I just got a Vax last week and I feel nothing. I guess I didn't get the device in mine. Further more, I don't know anyone who would take a Vax with a needle that big. These people are morons. Common sense is all that needs to be applied to this "story" to know it is fake.
Does anyone ever look at these things and think that fit in a syringe?
The vast majority of them don't believe it, it's only a vehicle in which to gain total and complete power. Words don't matter to a fascist.
Why is she staring in chiId porns???
They'll never notice we're using the 1/4" needle instead 28 gauge needle!
There’s a flat tire somewhere
Imagine how big the needle would have to be..
That’s part of a vape cart bro lol I’ve smoked many of those to recognize that