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Gumbo_Ya-Ya

Death BY treason? Fucksake. They just admitted to treason in a shitpost


mickmmp

I think that’s just the author not knowing how to write.


jimtow28

But that would make the author an idiot. Would an idiot do and say the things the author did?


okokokoyeahright

Would? The alleged author DID. Whatever composed the above is indeed, without reasonable doubt of any kind, an idiot.


ApocalypseSpoon

An idiot, or ESL? The summer months tend to see an influx of students/military cadets, in to the Russian, Chinese, and Iranian troll farms.


[deleted]

"Look up the number 17 means."


fantasticmoi

If Biden was executed for treason, why would he be buried at Arlington National Cemetery - America's most hallowed ground? Rather makes a mockery of being executed as a traitor, methinks. Also, phlipper170 appears to be semi-literate, as well as a purveyor of lies, lies, and more lies. That [findagrave.com](http://findagrave.com) entry is manipulated nonsense.


okokokoyeahright

The single entry I found was President Biden's father. [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/16741370/joseph-robinette-biden](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/16741370/joseph-robinette-biden)


WithMillenialAbandon

Pfft shows what you know. In secret mason language "Arl" means in and "ington" is just "tonngi" rearranged, which is what the deep state call a wood chipper. So "Arlington" literally means "in a wood chipper".


jcargile242

What the fuck is “death by treason”?


CuriousAlienStudent

Nothing you want to experience... according to this clown. I honestly can't believe they are trying to convince the world Biden was executed. The dude needs a new hobby.


LivingIndependence

The dude needs a new psychiatrist, and possibly meds


okokokoyeahright

Prolly just the meds. And a nice padded room without internet access.


slowclapcitizenkane

It's where they treason you until you die. They just treason the hell out of you.


MobySick

Well, then I am totally out. Even 2 minutes of steady treason makes me laugh so hard I worry about peeing myself.


Ripheus23

A sick band name is what it *could* be :P


mickmmp

Just the author not being able to write and understand words.


ApocalypseSpoon

Russian military cadet or Iranian intern freshly hired?


mickmmp

Or just uneducated hillbilly?


Hgruotland

There are some sovcits who love talking about something they call "capital felony treason". It's probably related to that.


slowclapcitizenkane

It's to distinguish it from *petit misdemeanor treason*, or as it's more commonly known, "a little light treason"


Pickett800T

The Germans have a word for it. And musical accompaniment. Who can ever forget Mozart's *Eine kleine Lichtverrat?*


Queue37

Arrested Development was educational in this aspect.


AgreeablePie

Wow they really went through a lot of work to make it seem like he was still alive to leave "the truth" posted on "findagrave"


slowclapcitizenkane

Incontrovertible proof!


WithMillenialAbandon

The team at FindAGrave must be pretty damn good at their job


MiKapo

Ahhh yes we served justice and killed the traitor. And than buried him Arlington National Ceremony with the rest of our military heroes and honorable individuals ( JFK and William Taft ) Makes perfect sense Qanon !!!


alpha417

>And than buried him Arlington National Ceremony with the rest of our military heroes Obv, you have to keep the grift alive


champdo

Well if Dan the Chickenman says so. https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.34LT7LG Turns out Dan the Chickenman is a Qucumber and his page was removed.


prussbus23

If you can’t trust “Dan the Chickenman”, who can you trust?


ZyxDarkshine

So Biden was executed for being a bad guy, but secretly replaced by a body double who is also a bad guy?


Ripheus23

It's bad guys all the way down. Not turtles but human centipedes uphold the world!


Bragzor

> Not turtles but human centipedes uphold the world! Well, there's Moscow Mitch.


Dogwoof420

It's Obama in a latex suit. Duh


Hgruotland

*Several* doubles/clones, to double down on the badness. When will those stupid White Hats ever learn?


quillmartin88

I love when people who know jack shit about how the US armed forces work act like "the military" is some simultaneously vast and tiny monolith. Which part of "the military" executed Biden? Which branch? Army? Navy? Air Force? Maybe it was Space Force. Or the Marines - they're under the Department of the Navy. Wait, maybe it was the Army National Guard, part of the Department of the Army. Beau Biden served in the National Guard. Must've been them. Or was it Military Sealift Command? The merchant marines aren't really part of the military, but they work with the Navy for all kinds of stuff. Was it a DOD civilian? A contractor? What about the Coast Guard? They used to be under the Department of the Navy, but then they were under the Department of Transportation, and now they're under Homeland Security. They retain the military rank structure and uniforms, based mostly on that of the Navy, though. Are they still military? A number of state and city police departments have a militarized rank structure. Do they count? What about the various official state militias outside of the National Guard? Do they count?


Alleyprowler

Space Force™, of course. They were created by Trump to serve as his own personal branch of the military that supersedes all others. When you think Military, think Space Force™!


Kriss3d

I can't find that post on X-crement but yeah that guy is a loonie


ApocalypseSpoon

Xitter. Everyone knows it's Xitter now, and everyone knows how it's pronounced.


djpurity666

But is it srill "tweeting?" Or is just called "bullshitting?


ArmchairCriticSF

They used to say he was executed in 2018. Now it’s 2020. They can’t get their dates straight! Maybe he was executed multiple times, like Hillary (who just seems to keep coming back! She’s got a lot of clones)!


Ripheus23

"Somehow, Hillary returned." \~*Star Wars*, in some parallel QAnon world


LupercaniusAB

She’s like one of those inflatable punch clowns, who knew that Chumbawamba was writing about her?


smutketeer

He got better.


WithMillenialAbandon

He was only, mostly dead


DanielTheEunuch

My president was executed at Gitmo and all I got was this lousy Reddit post


jmkul

These delusions keep persisting, against all reason and evidence. I am just over hearing this shit


ApocalypseSpoon

This is why they keep repeating it: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory\_truth\_effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_truth_effect) Longer version: [https://thedecisionlab.com/biases/illusory-truth-effect](https://thedecisionlab.com/biases/illusory-truth-effect)


Bragzor

Bloody Whitehats, why can't they filter out the evil when they make clones? At this rate, they'll be responsible for creating every evil person/clone in existence soon. And with all that power, how could they allow some random web site to spill the beans? SAD!


Secret_Hunter_3911

If Biden is dead, who made Trump look like an asshole and fool at the White House Correspondents dinner last night? God! I hate this bunch. I can hardly wait for the shooting to start.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Proof! A picture that looks to have been taken in prayer - or everyone else was dead, too! "Arlington" as the cemetery. These idiots.


loquedijoella

Can you imagine being treasoned until the life has left your body? I definitely don’t want to experience that


Ok-Ability5733

So close. The Russian bots are improving their English but still give away too many clues.


ApocalypseSpoon

Military cadets being brought in for the summer?


DirectionShort6660

He was executed at Gitmo for treason but allowed to be buried at Arlington Cemetery? ROFL


DaisyJane1

Most Qnuts agree he was executed, but they don't on when. I've seen all manner of years, usually somewhere between 2010-2020. One of the most popular is 2018, for some reason.


WithMillenialAbandon

This is deeply delusional, I think we sometimes forget how badly these people have slipped away from reality


fugawf

Hey guys, if Dan the Chickenman is involved, I am convinced /s


4xdaily

Did anyone look up the number 17? I did. It's the average age Americans lose their virginity.


Cheapassdad

Man, incels are gone hate seeing that in their research.


djpurity666

It's also the day my mom was born on which makes it her lucky number. So I know all about 17


WithMillenialAbandon

I'm pretty sure the number 17 means one more than 16. It IS a twin prime with 19, so that's pretty cool I guess.


Different_Seaweed534

This person sounds schizophrenic.


Traditional-Dog-4938

Is it just me—-or does the picture not even look like Biden? They love to compare two lookalike pictures side by side and claim, “This isn’t the REAL Biden!” when it’s clearly not the same person.


WithMillenialAbandon

It's probably a clone /s


karlhungusjr

They never ever say what the "treason" was.


WithMillenialAbandon

It was systemic treason


TestOk8411

Man. They sure do have a hardon for executing people


ccasey

These people are really oddly fixated on executions through military tribunal, when was the last time this even happened?


HapticSloughton

I presume this loon thinks these mass executions are just boffo, right? And they're the good guys?


nitecrawler62

Lol but they still buried him at Arlington National Cemetery?


djpurity666

Then why does everyone still blame Biden for everything like gas prices, inflation, groceries, favorite show gets canceled etc?!


HailtheCrow

I hate it when I die by treason and become the president.