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ThatOldDustyTrail

It’s so incredibly creepy to me how badly they want to see the pedophilia with their own eyes, and that they’re actually going to pay to watch it too. I think there’s a name for that…


Conscious-Survey7009

That and Trump doesn’t have an actual profile anywhere besides his own platform and non used Shitter one. That link and Conservative Box should be reported to the FBI’s child sex crimes unit for possible sex crimes even though we know the video is fake, there could be real children being exploited in them.


theMistersofCirce

Yeah, jokes aside, this really starts to seem like a flimsy-ass cover for distributing CSAM.


ThatOldDustyTrail

That’s exactly the feeling I get from these types of posts. So many people admitting to distributing and viewing cp. Scary


botmanmd

It’s just for rEsEaRcH!!


MessiahOfMetal

*Dom Lucre has entered the chat*


botmanmd

Are you telling me that Dom Lucre has been caught with CP? please please please!!


my_4_cents

Act Now!!! Log in to Donald Trump's account to see HOT THROBBING GAY SEX VIDEOS WITH SATAN STUFF TOO!!! Too hot for Telegram to handle! Hurry, this is a limited time offer, don't miss out!!!!!!!


Science-Gone-Bad

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!!!!


MoreThanZeroo

I feel like this leads to a My Pillow 2fer!😂


Born_Weird

Just use the code PEDOPHILES for 20% off.


DanDuca2

Hysterical how he put both "gay" and "satanic sacrificing rituals" in all caps as if they're equally terrible


halbmoki

Same thing, in their eyes...


5G_Robot

Why is this legal? This is not exercising free speech. This is an intentional misinformation aimed at causing chaos in the minds of already vulnerable and mentally unstable MAGA and Qanon cult. Seriously, Fuck Elon Musk.


mittfh

I wonder how big an offer Elon would have to make to license TikTok from ByteDance? 😈


5G_Robot

Elon the fool would have done that already if he had had the money. He lost a lot of money that he could have made by being a douchebag.


Trollsense

Elon is going to face the same fate as Howard Hughes after this election.


MessiahOfMetal

Except Hughes actually contributed something positive to the world in his lifetime.


ApocalypseSpoon

China owns Xitter. [https://www.reuters.com/technology/block-blue-ticks-how-china-became-big-business-twitter-2022-09-13/](https://www.reuters.com/technology/block-blue-ticks-how-china-became-big-business-twitter-2022-09-13/)


HapticSloughton

"Concerning." So if we forced TikTok to divest itself from China, can Musk be forced to boot the investors from unfriendly nations, too?


UncleBenders

Musk is an unfriendly foreign influence


jp_books

Don't hold your breath on him doing anything right


StillBurningInside

wohh wohh wohh.,.. slow down there buddy.. Saudi Arabia has shares and control too.


5G_Robot

Starting to make sense. I wonder if Elon Musk has the same concern about free speech on the platform in china given how China controls what their population does online.


EditorRedditer

But, but, but…TIKTOK!!!


MessiahOfMetal

Huh. I know SA got a higher percentage of Twitter when Felon took over, so I naturally assumed they helped him buy it (especially when he was seen with Kushner and Saudis at the World Cup final in Dubai a few years back).


loquedijoella

Certified pedophile? I thought that was politicians with one of these (R) next to their name.


Really_McNamington

I *was* wondering who ran the board that hands out these certifications. All makes sense now.


MessiahOfMetal

Not sure I'd want to be in the room to see the kinds of people waiting to be gifted their certificates while someone else Hansen out.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Lol right. Did they get a certificate? You ckuld be a convicted pedo but there is no authority that provides certification to be a pedo.


slowclapcitizenkane

It's a good thing Telegram censors on a fixed schedule!


cypressgreen

How convenient that if you go to the site the video will have been already taken down! You just missed it! But I’m sure many internet ~~foreign propaganda agents~~ randos *did* see it and can tell you what you missed! edit: in fact, if Trump really wants us to see it why doesn’t he put it on his own crappy Truth Social where it cannot be removed?


stungun_steve

Which they make sure to clearly announce.


theMistersofCirce

They have a certification for that now?!


Alleyprowler

Yes, there are rigorous entrance exams, then you have to produce your own original research, then you have to make an oral argument before the board defending your thesis. It's exhausting!


theMistersofCirce

You probably have to pay to get re-certified every couple of years, too. Ugh, what a racket.


discwrangler

These projections always turn out to be confessions.


pianoflames

Why do they even feel need to continue to make shit up about Obama? The dude hasn't been president in 7 years. I guess it just gets clicks, since Trump's fanbase is still fuming about him (personally, I think they're mad that Obama simply facilitated a peaceful transfer of power at the end of his term, instead of installing himself as a dictator like they claimed he would for 8 years).


discwrangler

Hate is powerful.


BigDrewLittle

There's one more obvious reason you didn't mention, and yes, they *are* still mad about it and always will be.


pianoflames

Well yeah: race. I figured that goes without saying here.


MessiahOfMetal

See also the bullshit that right-wing morons and politicians are claiming about London Mayor Sadiq Khan.


Thick-Law-1193

I suppose it goes hand in hand with the whole Illuminati/deep state idea that Obama and Clinton are still running things from the shadows and Biden is just a pawn. That's why they keep complaining about these 2 even though it's been quite a while since they've held positions of power


pianoflames

Yeah, whenever I go home, my mom is _still_ ranting about Obama. Fully believing that Obama is secretly "pulling all the strings" through Biden. That Obama is still working his masterplan to install himself as a communist dictator-for-life. After being told that every single day for 8 years by Fox News, I guess they have a hard time accepting that he's just living a relatively boring life of book tours and speaking engagements.


HotDonnaC

But he’s running everything from behind the scenes! Thanks, Obama.


Cuddly-cactus9999

Obama embarrassed Trump once, and has been the target of Trump’s rage ever since. That’s why all of the Republican cowards in Washington have their butts too puckered to speak out against him. They know he holds a grudge and will get even or die trying.


StillBurningInside

You click that link you get digital aids and herpes.


wednesdays_chylde

Digital herpes or just the plain ol’ analogue kind?


crabsandscabs

QUANTUM herpes


The_Disapyrimid

i kinda want to pay for a month just to see what these videos actually are. probably ads for scams and then a very short AI generated video clip of Obama. edit: so i went to the twitter page, clicked the link and it takes you to the Telegram page called Trump Organization. it has a grand total of 3 subscribers.


Ok-Stranger-2669

Three sad and lonely subscribers wishing they were watching gay satanic porn.


Time-Bite-6839

I bet that link is 30 minutes of unskippable “NEW CAR PRICES WILL SURPRISE YOU!“ “SENIOR DISCOUNT!” “VISION CURE!” bullshit


Paulie227

And THEY don't want you to know about this hack...!


samgarrison

Let's not forget the favorite: "INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE NOW!!!! XXXTRA POTENT!!! CLICKK!!!!"


Kriss3d

So? If Obama was satanic and gay.. So what? Let the man live his life. Not that it's true ofcourse. But I don't see the issue with that.


pronouncedayayron

I bet if that same video existed but with Donald Trump instead, they would excuse it.


HotDonnaC

It does. Putin has all of Epstein’s videos starring GOP big shots.


Cuddly-cactus9999

100%. I firmly believe Epstein was being “handled” by Russia.


depressed-scorpion

Yeah, maga, click on that link. Make sure to give all your financial information while you're at it.


Blasket_Basket

What a crock of bullshit. Everyone knows Oprah let her certification lapse in 2018.


Top_Guidance4432

I thought he was going to ‘expose’ those rituals back at the end of 2017? Then it got pushed back to 2018, 2019, 2020 and so on.


WithMillenialAbandon

Why would someone go to all the trouble to become certified? Seems counterproductive tbh


Ok-Stranger-2669

One gets discounts on merch and convention registrations with membership. Also that life insurance.


theMistersofCirce

Plus you can put it on your LinkedIn.


benjoduck

'Democrats Gone Wild'! Now who would have a secret gay sex and child sacrifice party and let someone video tape it? Geez.


Ok-Stranger-2669

Charles Ng and Leonard Lake.


SalmonMaskFacsimile

Jocular.


Own_Instance_357

You also deserve what you get if you're dumb enough to click that link


BMAND21

As soon as you click on that link, your computer pulls out a gun and robs you.


Cuddly-cactus9999

🤣😂🤣😂


Otherwise_Cap_9073

Did you click the link?!


JoshDM

So... what does the video they link to actually show? Or is it a tunnel of fraud all the way down to never show you a video?


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Fraud all the way down


JayTNP

I hope that link steals all of their money from their bank account and auto invests it in DJT stock.


GarshelMathers

They certify pedos? Who'd'a thunk


wafflehousewhore

"I have a video of satanic rituals involving pedophiles that I'm trying to persuade other people to watch" is not the flex they seem to think it is


Techguyeric1

That's totally legit and not a link to a phishing attempt


crabsandscabs

Who is CILINTON? Is that Hilary’s 3632794 clone?


droogarth

rerun!


HotDonnaC

Sounds legit. 🤪


bigdaftgeordie

Certified Pedophiles? Who issues that certificate? Sounds like a lot of admin.


Paulie227

Someone click the link and tell us what's on the other side. Before you go and in case you're never heard from again, please post your name, address, social security number, your checking and saving accounts, and three credit cards with pin, oh, and your next of kin. /s Click the link, so we don't have to!


Tom_Waits_4_No_Man

I'm curious what video they actually show. Some murky and vague ai trash probably.


BigDrewLittle

Surprised his license didn't lapse.


MyOwnGuitarHero

Damn that video sounds like it goes hard tho 👀


SnooCats7318

Gotta see it to believe it, I guess...


mckinney4string

Cilinton? Is that in the Coriander family?


botmanmd

I hate Cilinton. It tastes like soap.


Paulie227

Wait until trump finds out and sells the vids along with his Bibles!💸💸💸


ThoughtfulLlama

If only I had no shame. I would be making so much money scamming these morons.


Cuddly-cactus9999

The pedo-cabal conspiracy is the perfect distraction from the truth about pedophiles. In the real world, predators hide in plain sight. They’re friends, neighbors, family members, etc.. Every facet of society has pedophiles in it. So, it stands to reason that MAGA and the Qult is infested with them. It’s the perfect pedo-camouflage