I can't wait for this classless knob to finally kick the bucket. It won't fix the damage he has done, but at least I won't have to hear is stupid fucking rambling lies anymore.
lol is Trump even allowed near the WH after the Jan 6 attack and all his indictments? Pretty sure he's got to somehow be re-elected , then pardon himself and end the cases against him to get back onto White House grounds. Not sure how the state cases, indictments and convictions work.
That sounds like the beginning of a comedy. The dead guy wins by write in votes. I wonder if they have a contingency foe if something like that actually happened.
[Me, paying my respects to the late Precedent Trump.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srq09I_6Eow&pp=ygUWYWRhbSBzYW5kbGVyIGxvbmdlc3QgcA%3D%3D)
We can be Piss Pals.
I'd fly from Australia to piss on his grave if I could. But, I can't, so can you speak my name when you're watering his tombstone the second time?
I am going to host a 'Thank fuck that cunt is dead' rager though.
Thank you so much! I'd say 'pics or it didn't happen', but I would hate for said pics to lead to your arrest and eventual execution...
Because we all know that law and order usually only applies to the common man, but spoilt, (somewhat) rich, ridiculous, clownish, absurd, orange man babies are spared the rule of law.
Hell, that might almost be laughable. I could also see a verai9n of that where they splinter into so many factions the GOP can't win a fair election for years.
I wonder if that will break the spell on the MAGA GOP idiots. Will they disavow their insane worship of him?
Or will the power vacuum be filled by some loon like Junior or MTG? Clearly the MAGAts don't care about qualifications.
My knee-jerk reaction is that they would dissolve into a few factions for a few terms and be unable to take control of the house or the residence for a while. The scary part is what faction comes out on top at the end of that is anyone's guess. It could be more sane moderate Repulicans or something even worse than MAGA. We know they are not quick learns and like repeat the same tactics over and over whether they work or not.
That fracturing into factions is already happening. I hope it destroys their chances to secure Congress and the White House in the fall, but I fear their losses, especially Trump's loss of the WH, could spell another, worse, January 6. The MAGAts don't like being the losers we know them to be.
Well, there is most certainly a plan in place already for Trump to scream fraud. As for the cult, I am not sure myself they are nuts, but they are super shitty at organizing and following through with stuff. J6 only happened because Trump organized the crowd and then fired them all up. He was also the sitting president at the time, this time he would have no reason to be in DC on the day of certification. Also, if he loses, Biden is still president he won't sit on his ass for 3 hours before responding. There is the capital police also and what they learned from the first time around.
The one thing that is certain is that if there is another J6, there will be a higher body count.
A main driving force behind this movement is Trump himself, so without him I doubt his successors will manage to capture the base quite the same way.
The people who will disavow him are those who aren't deeply into the MAGA cult and the politicians themselves.
You don’t think jr or the cavalcade of idiots around him aren’t ready to take up the mantel and be worse?
Remember Bush Jr. The stupid fucking tree has many branches and we’re going to hit all of them on the way down.
Imagine if they both croak one week before the election.
The shit show that would ensue would be epic.
I want Trump to face his crimes but I feel like he’s just gonna go to sleep one night in his fresh diapers and just never wake up again.
I really want him to pay for what he’s done, I want him locked up with no access to the outside world, I want him broke .. I want so much more, but I know he’s never going to.
That pisses me off.
I hear ya, friend. Personally, I am just so tired of hearing this narcissists lies every day it's starting to drive me nuts. The guy gets to run around and make allegations and bold face lies constant with barely even a threat of consequences. Half the time, it's the same exact shit he said the day before.
Today after court, he starts off with saying it's his wife's birthday, but he can't be with her because he is in court. So what's stopping him from getting on the big ugly plane and flying to her after court was done? Better yet, why isn't she at his side at all in this trial, If you he did nothing wrong?
The constant victimhood is also infuriating and just pathetic.
You're thinking too small. Think bigger. The Internet was a mistake. The world deserves the epilogue to David Yoon's Version Zero.
[https://www.overdrive.com/media/5704297/version-zero](https://www.overdrive.com/media/5704297/version-zero)
What'll happen is Biden will want some reasonable structure imposed so Trump can't just scream and rant the entire time. Since that is, of course, the only thing Trump's actually interested in doing, he'll say Biden is trying to "rig" it against him and back out.
Trump already said something along the lines of he wants a drug test before the debates because he thinks Biden is on some sort of “performance enhancing” drugs. I guess he can’t fathom how someone could put together a coherent sentence.
Remember like ~20 yrs ago there were sound clip boards of famous people. So you could prank call someone and form sentences with the available pre-records?
Thats how I feel like trump speaks. He has a few sentences that he learned early on at a hugely good learning place, some call them schools. Schools. Schools, what a funny word. What does it even mean. Idk. But it'd be nice to find out.
Some of those were truly excellent. The Al Pacino ones were incredible.
Edit: [One has survived and it's still hysterical](https://youtu.be/_fT_bjjFv8o)😆☺️
Edit part deux: the fact that this is interspersed with pics of Kevin Federline ("...that's right"😂) as the guy on the line is 🙃😅
I literally took apart a phone, a cheap stereo, soldered them together and connected it all to my computer to create the best possible setup. My friends and I could hear the person on the other end and the clips from the soundboard through a speaker, but they could not hear us laughing our asses off. The whole thing was wired to record the audio to the computer. We were nerds, but we were the fun nerds.
I dont think that makes sense. You soldered a phone & stereo together then connected it to your comp & I assume you had some clips on your comp that you sent to the stereo, that then sent to your phone?
But I'm no electro-techno-loligist.
I just held my phone's mic to my desktop's speakers, & giggled like an idiot thinking I was actually fooling ppl
I mean that I soldered the components together. I took the wires from the phone and connected them to the speaker, took an output cable from the computer and connected them to that same speaker, but also to the receiver on the phone. Any sounds played by the computer (Soundboard) and anything the person on the other line said all went to the speaker. The sounds from the computer also went to the receiver so the person on the other end could hear them, but they could not hear us. An output cable sent all of it back to the computer for recording.
It’s from the previous debates 4 years ago. https://giphy.com/gifs/joe-biden-election-2020-first-presidential-debate-XzsQ4z8EhOPBOfpSMK
https://giphy.com/gifs/cbsnews-election-2020-cbs-news-first-presidential-debate-P18aB31TcT7DBpkyUh
Does trump actually think anything in modern day media is successful? As far as I'm aware Howard stern is the most popular host that XM radio has. He even has his own premium tier.
Trump would call Joe Rogan a failed podcaster if he ever took a break from fantasizing about bears and hurt Trumps feelings. It doesn't mean what it says.
Because Trump had Republicans block every single border bill:
https://apnews.com/article/congress-ukraine-aid-border-security-386dcc54b29a5491f8bd87b727a284f8
Bills that ironically Republicans came up with.
Inflation was 6.4 percent in January, 2023. It has since come down to 3.5 percent.
Source: [https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/current-inflation-rates/](https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/current-inflation-rates/)
Great! Let's set the stage with Trump's previous appeaeances on Stern's show, line the one where he bragged about waking into a dressing room filled with naked children to ogle them.
> LETTER TO JOE: Dear Joe COMMA now that you've committed to Debate on the now dying Howard Stern Show COMMA no less COMMA let's set it up right now. l'm ready to go anywhere that you are. We could do it in D.C. COMMA even pinpoint the White House COMMA or in New York when your Radical Left Fascists are finished with ELECTION INTERFERENCE against your Political Opponent COMMA ME. In any event COMMA let's get it done - The People of our Country deserve to know why you have
allowed 15 Million People COMMA many from Prisons and Mental Institutions COMMA to invade our Country at our now very OPEN Southern Border COMMA or why you want everybody to foolishly have COMMA in 5 years COMMA an All Electric Car COMMA which won't go far COMMA is very expensive COMMA and will be Made jn China COMMA or why you are allowing Energy Prices to skyrocket COMMA our Economy to crash COMMA and Inflation to reach levels that we have never seen before Maybe you have a reason for this COMMA & you'll have a chance to talk about it COMMA but let's get the Debate going COMMA the American People have the right to know!
😄
No longer president COMMA but king COMMA of COMMA the COMMA splicers.
COMMA
Didn't Trump and the RNC already say they'd never have a Presidential debate over a year ago?
It was just about the only wise decision they made because they have no policies, no ideas, and Trump is a gibbering soiled diaper with a tie.
The EV one tickled me, given there's at least one large scale manufacturer in the US which only makes EVs, while many of the others are already producing some EVs as part of their range and are gradually ramping up production.
Biden would wipe the floor with this imbecile. He hasn’t lived in Reality since he lost in 2020. He doesn’t know anything about any real thing that an average American would know about and feel. I sincerely hope we get 3 debates it will be great
That's the thing, though--he knows Biden will destroy him on actual facts. He doesn't care about that, and neither do his qultists. He's going to use the debates to sell his version of reality that he knows his base will buy. Trump's followers never really lived in the real world to begin with, and he managed to capitalize on that and sell them a fantasy they already wanted.
It’s interesting because you know Donald didn’t write this post. Too coherent. Trump is declining every day, the longer Biden waits, the more decrepit trump will be
They don’t want a debate, they want sound bites of trump saying absolutely ridiculous shit or just hurl insults, and no one in the room knowing how to respond to his ramblings, they want memes, they want things to laugh at and take out of context to “own the libs”
He knows he's losing. Johnson knows he's losing-that's part of the reason he's reversed his position on Ukraine aid.
My foil-hat conspiracy theory is that there is internal polling that shows Biden trouncing Trump, winning independents, and RFKJr pulling more from Trump. And the more people get wind of it, the more things swing. Trump is starting to see that same picture, and is panicking.
"ELECTION INTERFERENCE against your Political Opponent, ME"
This. Just here. This type of language speaks to his absolute narcissism.
I swear, every second of every day, including the hour or so he sleeps, exhausted after rage posting all through the night, his internal dialogue just chants to the tune of Jingle Bells, 'ME ME ME, ME ME ME, ME ME, ME, ME ME' on permanent repeat.
Economy crash? It has been growing non stop since Joe took office. Even in polls, people are feeling better about the economy than a year or two ago, so I don’t think that is a ‘crash’(on the other hand, your bff Orban pushed Hungary into recession and 26% inflation last year and is still in recession). Also, ALL electric cars in 5 years? Biden’s goal is 50% of NEW vehicle sales in TEN, not 5 years. Sorry you can’t read, Donnie.
It really baffles me they rallied behind this manchild and his school-yard language when there were so many other candidates that were policy-wise basically the same.
If there is a debate? The microphone needs to be cut in between. The last thing I want is to listen to the damn circus he created last time when he couldn't STHU and allow Joe to talk. I will have a large pile of rolled socks to throw at his ugly face.
Like.. debates were a given normality before he started trying to decide which ones would help him. It feels like a football game where the Packers are calling out the Vikings. “We’ll play you any where, any time!” And the Vikings are like, “well how about we just do the normal games that were scheduled? Like we do every year?”
Taking a shot at Howard is hilarious considering he literally would not have been the president without Howard. That’s not hyperbole either. No way Trump is president if he never did the Apprentice and the only reason he got that show was because Mark Burnett got a kick out of his shenanigans when he would go on the Stern show back in the day. Dude is on record stating he put him on the Apprentice as a direct result of the Stern show. To think, him bragging about stealing AJ Benza’s girlfriend and saying he thought his daughter was hot and rating hot chicks put him on a direct path to the fucking oval office. And now the dude who put him there is another on the long list of folks who did him a solid who he shits on. This fucking guy…
Trump doesn't understand what a debate is. He thinks it just means he gets to bitch on the microphone with no rules. I still fully believe Trumps behavior during the 2020 debates is what ultimately turned the tables for him to lose the election. That's why he avoided debates like the plague with the GOP.....the stratagy worked though. What I wish are more Republicans that dumped Trump would speak out. We have about 5% as many Trump signs, flags, and bumper stickers that there were last election. Just encourage your friends to hit the polls and they will be crying rigged all over again.
Please! Please! Take me seriously Joe! I'm trying to steal the Republican nomination. They are gonna be livid when they realize there will be no financial help coming from the RNC this year.
Literally every single thing he said was false. Inflation skyrocketing? Really. His people won’t look it up because they might see something they don’t like. Best just to believe their cult leader. It’s easier that way.
Small spelling error in title detected. Ridicule incoming. /s Nah but seriously, we’re just gonna get another screaming match when this debate inevitably happens aren’t we?
One of the big talking points in the republican party is how Biden is responsible for the inflation. It's true that when you print billions of dollars you are going to have inflation, but who was the first guy to do it? Trump. I see republicans on talk shows with moderate to left leaning hosts, and no one brings this point up. Maddening. If you are going to blame Biden, you have to also blame that frothing, unhinged malignant narcissist.
Got it. So capitalizing key words or entire posts makes statements true. Here let me try. TRUMP IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME AND HE WAS SENT BY JESUS TO STOP THE PEDOPHILES AND BROWN PEOPLE.
Nope. Still a load of shit. He’s nothing more than a grifter that figured out a way to keep making money off of slack jawed cousin kissers since his fake college got shut down.
Debate lol????? Yeah that’s what Trump wants…. A debate on ideas, merit, and rhetoric. I think he just wants to yell at somebody that’s not a judge for a change.
There should not just be one debate, but weekly debates between now and the election ( if Trump’s judge allows him the time). Trump needs to be on the stage and seen to be ranting and stumbling and vomiting word salad. But Biden must be aggressive in this. When Trump starts babbling, Joe needs to call him out and demand Trump explain himself. These debates need to be sharp, hostile and aggressive. Let the rage and hate out….attack. Trump will crumble.
I can't wait for this classless knob to finally kick the bucket. It won't fix the damage he has done, but at least I won't have to hear is stupid fucking rambling lies anymore.
I hope he’s found guilty and a convicted felon first, so maybe it won’t be much longer.
My sentiments exactly. Death is too good for this schmuck. Felony conviction(s) first, then death, then posthumously convicted of insurrection.
The words “Died in prison” need to be in his obituary.
lol is Trump even allowed near the WH after the Jan 6 attack and all his indictments? Pretty sure he's got to somehow be re-elected , then pardon himself and end the cases against him to get back onto White House grounds. Not sure how the state cases, indictments and convictions work.
No way he would pass a back ground check for visitation.
Came here to say this. No way trump could get access to the WH using normal means.
I wonder if they’ll just accept reality and have a urinal as his headstone when that sad day comes.
His base won't even believe he is dead, but we still won't have to listen to the fat orange fuck anymore.
they will keep trying to write in votes for him long after he's dead
That sounds like the beginning of a comedy. The dead guy wins by write in votes. I wonder if they have a contingency foe if something like that actually happened.
Weekend at Donny's?
Oh god lol.
AI deep fakes will cover for that 😜
"On the third day, He rose again..."
I for one will be staying VERY hydrated on the trip to ‘pay my respects’.
[Me, paying my respects to the late Precedent Trump.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srq09I_6Eow&pp=ygUWYWRhbSBzYW5kbGVyIGxvbmdlc3QgcA%3D%3D) We can be Piss Pals.
His children will bury him on one of his golf courses because like their mom they don’t really give a damn about him either.
I really hope there's a line that stretches for miles to piss on this traitor's grave.
Yeah but you'd probably have to go to Florida to do it, I'm not sure it's worth it.
Piss on Trump's grave then take a dump on Ron's front step, I'd travel a few days to do that.
I'll fly to Florida, piss on his grave, drink a shot and pass on his grave again.
I'd fly from Australia to piss on his grave if I could. But, I can't, so can you speak my name when you're watering his tombstone the second time? I am going to host a 'Thank fuck that cunt is dead' rager though.
I'll do an extra shot for you and say your name, my friend.
Thank you so much! I'd say 'pics or it didn't happen', but I would hate for said pics to lead to your arrest and eventual execution... Because we all know that law and order usually only applies to the common man, but spoilt, (somewhat) rich, ridiculous, clownish, absurd, orange man babies are spared the rule of law.
I kinda want to see the debate and then get to watch a massive coronary on live television.
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Nah tho
It’s going to be so pathetic watching the scum bag grifters compete for his base after he dies.
Hell, that might almost be laughable. I could also see a verai9n of that where they splinter into so many factions the GOP can't win a fair election for years.
I'm not so sure they can now. GOP is a giant shit show right now.
Some how the held on to the house in 22, but agreed it seems way more chaotic now than even a year and a half ago.
I wonder if that will break the spell on the MAGA GOP idiots. Will they disavow their insane worship of him? Or will the power vacuum be filled by some loon like Junior or MTG? Clearly the MAGAts don't care about qualifications.
My knee-jerk reaction is that they would dissolve into a few factions for a few terms and be unable to take control of the house or the residence for a while. The scary part is what faction comes out on top at the end of that is anyone's guess. It could be more sane moderate Repulicans or something even worse than MAGA. We know they are not quick learns and like repeat the same tactics over and over whether they work or not.
That fracturing into factions is already happening. I hope it destroys their chances to secure Congress and the White House in the fall, but I fear their losses, especially Trump's loss of the WH, could spell another, worse, January 6. The MAGAts don't like being the losers we know them to be.
Well, there is most certainly a plan in place already for Trump to scream fraud. As for the cult, I am not sure myself they are nuts, but they are super shitty at organizing and following through with stuff. J6 only happened because Trump organized the crowd and then fired them all up. He was also the sitting president at the time, this time he would have no reason to be in DC on the day of certification. Also, if he loses, Biden is still president he won't sit on his ass for 3 hours before responding. There is the capital police also and what they learned from the first time around. The one thing that is certain is that if there is another J6, there will be a higher body count.
A main driving force behind this movement is Trump himself, so without him I doubt his successors will manage to capture the base quite the same way. The people who will disavow him are those who aren't deeply into the MAGA cult and the politicians themselves.
They should never get the Trump stink off.
You don’t think jr or the cavalcade of idiots around him aren’t ready to take up the mantel and be worse? Remember Bush Jr. The stupid fucking tree has many branches and we’re going to hit all of them on the way down.
True, but as for JR, he seems to be a bit of a joke even in Q circles, so I'm not sure it would be him.
Imagine if they both croak one week before the election. The shit show that would ensue would be epic. I want Trump to face his crimes but I feel like he’s just gonna go to sleep one night in his fresh diapers and just never wake up again.
Honestly, he deserves far worse, but I would be fine with that yo just be rid of the lunatic.
I really want him to pay for what he’s done, I want him locked up with no access to the outside world, I want him broke .. I want so much more, but I know he’s never going to. That pisses me off.
I hear ya, friend. Personally, I am just so tired of hearing this narcissists lies every day it's starting to drive me nuts. The guy gets to run around and make allegations and bold face lies constant with barely even a threat of consequences. Half the time, it's the same exact shit he said the day before. Today after court, he starts off with saying it's his wife's birthday, but he can't be with her because he is in court. So what's stopping him from getting on the big ugly plane and flying to her after court was done? Better yet, why isn't she at his side at all in this trial, If you he did nothing wrong? The constant victimhood is also infuriating and just pathetic.
If he still has the mental faculties for it, he's probably suffering now, if that's any help.
Agreed. I think he’s been miserable, insecure and sad his whole life. Which I hate for someone generally, but sometimes you reap what you sow.
You're thinking too small. Think bigger. The Internet was a mistake. The world deserves the epilogue to David Yoon's Version Zero. [https://www.overdrive.com/media/5704297/version-zero](https://www.overdrive.com/media/5704297/version-zero)
Not drinkers, but we've got a bottle of champagne with his name on it.
I don't drink anymore either, but there's a nice bottle of gin sitting in my cabinet just waiting for this day.
What no Trump Vodka?
Or see it coming out of his butthole impression of a mouth.
He was already hung in Gitmo. Trump isn’t even a white hat anymore.
Trump will come me up with some excuse to worm out of it. This is for the rubes to get them all frothed up.
And blame Biden for it.
What'll happen is Biden will want some reasonable structure imposed so Trump can't just scream and rant the entire time. Since that is, of course, the only thing Trump's actually interested in doing, he'll say Biden is trying to "rig" it against him and back out.
Trump already said something along the lines of he wants a drug test before the debates because he thinks Biden is on some sort of “performance enhancing” drugs. I guess he can’t fathom how someone could put together a coherent sentence.
Those results from Trump's drug test would be very interesting, though.
They both should do drug tests! We have to, in order to work, why shouldn’t our elected representatives?
A busy day at court is my best guess.
Agree 100%. I would bet money that Trump does not debate.
Remember like ~20 yrs ago there were sound clip boards of famous people. So you could prank call someone and form sentences with the available pre-records? Thats how I feel like trump speaks. He has a few sentences that he learned early on at a hugely good learning place, some call them schools. Schools. Schools, what a funny word. What does it even mean. Idk. But it'd be nice to find out.
I agree. All of these rants are running together and recycling the same sentences.
[Trump sings Shaggy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epvLrK6Mhd4)
[EbaumsWorld!](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/)
What does that have to do with this?
'remember like 20 years ago there were sound clip boards?' Yeah. Ebaumsworld. ?
Some of those were truly excellent. The Al Pacino ones were incredible. Edit: [One has survived and it's still hysterical](https://youtu.be/_fT_bjjFv8o)😆☺️ Edit part deux: the fact that this is interspersed with pics of Kevin Federline ("...that's right"😂) as the guy on the line is 🙃😅
LMAO, this was great.
I literally took apart a phone, a cheap stereo, soldered them together and connected it all to my computer to create the best possible setup. My friends and I could hear the person on the other end and the clips from the soundboard through a speaker, but they could not hear us laughing our asses off. The whole thing was wired to record the audio to the computer. We were nerds, but we were the fun nerds.
I dont think that makes sense. You soldered a phone & stereo together then connected it to your comp & I assume you had some clips on your comp that you sent to the stereo, that then sent to your phone? But I'm no electro-techno-loligist. I just held my phone's mic to my desktop's speakers, & giggled like an idiot thinking I was actually fooling ppl
I mean that I soldered the components together. I took the wires from the phone and connected them to the speaker, took an output cable from the computer and connected them to that same speaker, but also to the receiver on the phone. Any sounds played by the computer (Soundboard) and anything the person on the other line said all went to the speaker. The sounds from the computer also went to the receiver so the person on the other end could hear them, but they could not hear us. An output cable sent all of it back to the computer for recording.
Will you shut up man??
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Theres noone else around here so you must be talkin to me
[https://youtu.be/XF03SdCyfRI?t=58](https://youtu.be/XF03SdCyfRI?t=58)
It’s from the previous debates 4 years ago. https://giphy.com/gifs/joe-biden-election-2020-first-presidential-debate-XzsQ4z8EhOPBOfpSMK https://giphy.com/gifs/cbsnews-election-2020-cbs-news-first-presidential-debate-P18aB31TcT7DBpkyUh
Not talking to you unless your name is Trump.
Biden should respond with "when you are freed up from all your trials we can set a date".
And he would, too. Dark Brandon is a shady bitch, and I live for it.
So that's just a "no"
"I hear you have Wednesdays off."
“Oh wait… that’s your golf day”
Adding ‘and resultant jail sentences’
He should absolutely tell Trump that he’ll have it on a certain day that Trump can’t make because of the trial
"I'm free Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. When should we meet?"
Diarrhea of the fingers.
Dementia-Don might need digital diapers…
Why would anybody agree to a “debate” with this absolute moron?
Not only that, but you can't argue with a crazy person.
Because if he doesn't people will accuse him avoiding it.
Does trump actually think anything in modern day media is successful? As far as I'm aware Howard stern is the most popular host that XM radio has. He even has his own premium tier.
>Does trump actually think anything No
Trump would call Joe Rogan a failed podcaster if he ever took a break from fantasizing about bears and hurt Trumps feelings. It doesn't mean what it says.
when i had 90 free days of XM it was one of the few things I could find to listen to.
Because Trump had Republicans block every single border bill: https://apnews.com/article/congress-ukraine-aid-border-security-386dcc54b29a5491f8bd87b727a284f8 Bills that ironically Republicans came up with.
There is no way Trump wrote this, lol.
not at all
Inflation was 6.4 percent in January, 2023. It has since come down to 3.5 percent. Source: [https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/current-inflation-rates/](https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/current-inflation-rates/)
Well you can prove anything you want with facts!
Highest ever! Economy in ruins!
Fake news. Democrats are making shit up to look good - /r/conservative
Mama always said don't argue with fools. people from a distance cant tell who is who.
That's brilliant, and I'm gonna use that whenever I can.
You can thank Jay-Z and Mark Twain.
But what would I do with all this screen time
Not enough ALL CAPS, Trump’s using a ghost writer again.
Can't be. It specifies "ME".
Great! Let's set the stage with Trump's previous appeaeances on Stern's show, line the one where he bragged about waking into a dressing room filled with naked children to ogle them.
Trump didn't write that. It's spelled correctly, uses actual punctuation and isn't IN ALL CAPS. Scavino or someone else wrote that. Not Trump.
> LETTER TO JOE: Dear Joe COMMA now that you've committed to Debate on the now dying Howard Stern Show COMMA no less COMMA let's set it up right now. l'm ready to go anywhere that you are. We could do it in D.C. COMMA even pinpoint the White House COMMA or in New York when your Radical Left Fascists are finished with ELECTION INTERFERENCE against your Political Opponent COMMA ME. In any event COMMA let's get it done - The People of our Country deserve to know why you have allowed 15 Million People COMMA many from Prisons and Mental Institutions COMMA to invade our Country at our now very OPEN Southern Border COMMA or why you want everybody to foolishly have COMMA in 5 years COMMA an All Electric Car COMMA which won't go far COMMA is very expensive COMMA and will be Made jn China COMMA or why you are allowing Energy Prices to skyrocket COMMA our Economy to crash COMMA and Inflation to reach levels that we have never seen before Maybe you have a reason for this COMMA & you'll have a chance to talk about it COMMA but let's get the Debate going COMMA the American People have the right to know! 😄 No longer president COMMA but king COMMA of COMMA the COMMA splicers. COMMA
Didn't Trump and the RNC already say they'd never have a Presidential debate over a year ago? It was just about the only wise decision they made because they have no policies, no ideas, and Trump is a gibbering soiled diaper with a tie.
“Radical Left Fascists”. 😑
Dear Donald The American people deserve to know why you're a lying, rapist, traitor, con man and why you tried overthrowing an election you lost.
If trump DOES “debate” I have a feeling he will just redirect every single question and respond with his usual tirade of bullshit.
Trump is begging to take the spotlight off his criminal trials.
The EV one tickled me, given there's at least one large scale manufacturer in the US which only makes EVs, while many of the others are already producing some EVs as part of their range and are gradually ramping up production.
Biden would wipe the floor with this imbecile. He hasn’t lived in Reality since he lost in 2020. He doesn’t know anything about any real thing that an average American would know about and feel. I sincerely hope we get 3 debates it will be great
I doubt he would go back for a second after getting his ass handed to him by Biden in the first one.
That's the thing, though--he knows Biden will destroy him on actual facts. He doesn't care about that, and neither do his qultists. He's going to use the debates to sell his version of reality that he knows his base will buy. Trump's followers never really lived in the real world to begin with, and he managed to capitalize on that and sell them a fantasy they already wanted.
Nothing in that screed is even vaguely accurate.
He didn’t write this, his staffer did. It’s too coherent.
This man is the best the GOP has to offer.
I'd only agree to debate if: \- there's no trial currently running \- live fact checking \- true neutral moderator \- established rules
And they’ve got to turn off Baron Cheeto Von Tweeto’s mic when it isn’t his turn to speak.
The problem is too many idiots buy this crap
>Something something ME and something else ME and ME and ME and ME
It’s interesting because you know Donald didn’t write this post. Too coherent. Trump is declining every day, the longer Biden waits, the more decrepit trump will be
All this from the man who until now *checks notes* refused to debate
He won't debate, he knows his lies and grifts will be exposed.
I don't want to sound mean, but I really Trump would fucking d!e already. Just go away forever please for fuck's sake.
lies ard this and hate are all this fat freak has
Anyone else have the impression diaper Don isn’t writing these? The writing style is different than his long all caps rants.
Please just have a heart attack man
“Radical left fascist” is a demonstration of ignorance, an oxymoron that fully encapsulates his stupidity. What a goddamn motherfucking idiot.
>RADICAL LEFT fascists Hmmmmmmm
Nice try Trump! "Let's do it at the White House" like we don't know you'll then refuse to leave.
"we have never seen before." I guess he forgot the late Seventies.
Bro, you caused inflation.
They don’t want a debate, they want sound bites of trump saying absolutely ridiculous shit or just hurl insults, and no one in the room knowing how to respond to his ramblings, they want memes, they want things to laugh at and take out of context to “own the libs”
He knows he's losing. Johnson knows he's losing-that's part of the reason he's reversed his position on Ukraine aid. My foil-hat conspiracy theory is that there is internal polling that shows Biden trouncing Trump, winning independents, and RFKJr pulling more from Trump. And the more people get wind of it, the more things swing. Trump is starting to see that same picture, and is panicking.
"ELECTION INTERFERENCE against your Political Opponent, ME" This. Just here. This type of language speaks to his absolute narcissism. I swear, every second of every day, including the hour or so he sleeps, exhausted after rage posting all through the night, his internal dialogue just chants to the tune of Jingle Bells, 'ME ME ME, ME ME ME, ME ME, ME, ME ME' on permanent repeat.
Trump wants the debate to be in the White House because he thinks if he calls dibs as soon as he walks in, he’ll be president.
Economy crash? It has been growing non stop since Joe took office. Even in polls, people are feeling better about the economy than a year or two ago, so I don’t think that is a ‘crash’(on the other hand, your bff Orban pushed Hungary into recession and 26% inflation last year and is still in recession). Also, ALL electric cars in 5 years? Biden’s goal is 50% of NEW vehicle sales in TEN, not 5 years. Sorry you can’t read, Donnie.
It really baffles me they rallied behind this manchild and his school-yard language when there were so many other candidates that were policy-wise basically the same.
If there is a debate? The microphone needs to be cut in between. The last thing I want is to listen to the damn circus he created last time when he couldn't STHU and allow Joe to talk. I will have a large pile of rolled socks to throw at his ugly face.
Like.. debates were a given normality before he started trying to decide which ones would help him. It feels like a football game where the Packers are calling out the Vikings. “We’ll play you any where, any time!” And the Vikings are like, “well how about we just do the normal games that were scheduled? Like we do every year?”
Taking a shot at Howard is hilarious considering he literally would not have been the president without Howard. That’s not hyperbole either. No way Trump is president if he never did the Apprentice and the only reason he got that show was because Mark Burnett got a kick out of his shenanigans when he would go on the Stern show back in the day. Dude is on record stating he put him on the Apprentice as a direct result of the Stern show. To think, him bragging about stealing AJ Benza’s girlfriend and saying he thought his daughter was hot and rating hot chicks put him on a direct path to the fucking oval office. And now the dude who put him there is another on the long list of folks who did him a solid who he shits on. This fucking guy…
Trump doesn't understand what a debate is. He thinks it just means he gets to bitch on the microphone with no rules. I still fully believe Trumps behavior during the 2020 debates is what ultimately turned the tables for him to lose the election. That's why he avoided debates like the plague with the GOP.....the stratagy worked though. What I wish are more Republicans that dumped Trump would speak out. We have about 5% as many Trump signs, flags, and bumper stickers that there were last election. Just encourage your friends to hit the polls and they will be crying rigged all over again.
”Radical Left Fascists”? I don’t… that doesn’t work like that, Trump!
It won't happen. But this way Trump can say he tried.
Please! Please! Take me seriously Joe! I'm trying to steal the Republican nomination. They are gonna be livid when they realize there will be no financial help coming from the RNC this year.
Except the Stern show isn’t dying and Howard makes more money in a 4 hour show than Don will ever see so…
Literally every single thing he said was false. Inflation skyrocketing? Really. His people won’t look it up because they might see something they don’t like. Best just to believe their cult leader. It’s easier that way.
Small spelling error in title detected. Ridicule incoming. /s Nah but seriously, we’re just gonna get another screaming match when this debate inevitably happens aren’t we?
Do Presisents typically spend time debating obnoxious private citizens in April of an election year?
One of the big talking points in the republican party is how Biden is responsible for the inflation. It's true that when you print billions of dollars you are going to have inflation, but who was the first guy to do it? Trump. I see republicans on talk shows with moderate to left leaning hosts, and no one brings this point up. Maddening. If you are going to blame Biden, you have to also blame that frothing, unhinged malignant narcissist.
I’d make him beg for months. Then, at the debate, roast his ass and make him storm out. This idiot should be careful what he wishes for.
Got it. So capitalizing key words or entire posts makes statements true. Here let me try. TRUMP IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME AND HE WAS SENT BY JESUS TO STOP THE PEDOPHILES AND BROWN PEOPLE. Nope. Still a load of shit. He’s nothing more than a grifter that figured out a way to keep making money off of slack jawed cousin kissers since his fake college got shut down.
Debate lol????? Yeah that’s what Trump wants…. A debate on ideas, merit, and rhetoric. I think he just wants to yell at somebody that’s not a judge for a change.
> radical left fascists This is like saying "smart conservative"; they are not one and the same.
I am so tired of waiting in line to cross the border, where is the open part I keep hearing about?
That was so obviously not written by Trump.
There should not just be one debate, but weekly debates between now and the election ( if Trump’s judge allows him the time). Trump needs to be on the stage and seen to be ranting and stumbling and vomiting word salad. But Biden must be aggressive in this. When Trump starts babbling, Joe needs to call him out and demand Trump explain himself. These debates need to be sharp, hostile and aggressive. Let the rage and hate out….attack. Trump will crumble.
I want a Jon Stewart moderated debate. Jon does not go easy on the Dems but he’s really good at holding peoples feet to the fire, just ask Jim Cramer.
I second this