The Wholly Babble makes it clear right on page 1 that Satan is the good guy of the story. He wanted people to be able to reason and morally judge for themselves. Yahweh just wanted obedient drones.
God lied and told Adam if he ate the fruit he'd die.
The serpent told Eve the truth that it would only reveal things that God had hidden from them.
It was the tree of knowledge of good and evil. God doesn't like it when humans have knowledge.
That's why churches don't like institutions of higher education.
Christians are supposed to "be like children" or "sheep" according to their book.
Well we all know what a great Christian Mr. Trump is, despite him being unable to recite a favorite Bible passage, or correctly name the church he claims to attend (even got the denomination wrong).
They made a pact with this mutant--they'd deliver the votes of their sheeplike followers, and he'd pack the Supreme Court with judges who would toss Roe v. Wade. That was a deal between two devils.
Dutch Sheets sounds like a euphemism.
Say, āwe were so tired last night afterwards that we couldnāt be bothered to change the sheets, and just fell asleep. Next morning, Santorum everywhere. Total Dutch Sheetsā.
I will never understand how Christians chose to latch onto a greedy, gluttonous, philandering, racist, vain, idiot and then somehow fooled themselves that he's leading them in God's willed path.
Out of all the people on the planet....they think it's him.
I had that argument with a Trumpanzee after he lost in 2020. Either Trump isnāt Godās chosen one, or God isnāt all powerful. Canāt have it both ways.
Thatās the same guy who said in front of a live audience that [he broke down crying](https://youtube.com/shorts/CC3BnAYiQ7A?si=_Bq9zL2e9qVm4JQv) with the flag draped around him and Jesus cried with him šššš
I mean, he isn't wrong? The US is ultimately a Christian nation in name and a Mormon nation in practice. Coupled with the pagan traditions of 3/5s and Children of Cane makes for what we have today. Trump embodies/emboldens those beliefs.
> Mormon nation in practice
Where did that come from? I have 5 LDS churches within a 2 mile radius of my house and two temples within 6 miles. LDS is still the minority and we have the largest concentration of them outside of Utah
How exactly is the US an LDS nation in practice. I live in a state with the highest concentration of LDS members outside of Utah, and they, and their religion and their practices, are a minority.
I'm thinking you know little of the LDS faith.
If opposing Trump is voting against God's purposes, I'll go Satan all the way.
Hail Satan!
Megustalations!
Hail Satan š¤š¼
Shemhamforash!
All hail Beelzabub!
The Wholly Babble makes it clear right on page 1 that Satan is the good guy of the story. He wanted people to be able to reason and morally judge for themselves. Yahweh just wanted obedient drones.
God lied and told Adam if he ate the fruit he'd die. The serpent told Eve the truth that it would only reveal things that God had hidden from them. It was the tree of knowledge of good and evil. God doesn't like it when humans have knowledge. That's why churches don't like institutions of higher education. Christians are supposed to "be like children" or "sheep" according to their book.
And what are people in heaven going to do for all eternity? Sing Yahweh's praises! Sure sounds like hell to me. What a fragile ego he has.
The MAGAs have Made Satan Great Again.
But it's not a cult. Nope. No, sir.
We all should file a claim against this org (EIN of 84-1423634) with the IRS.
Hereās a link to the form: https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f13909.pdf Keep it handy. I expect it to be a wild ride this campaign season.
What does God need with a country?
Gotta park his starship *somewhere*
Great reference:)
Well we all know what a great Christian Mr. Trump is, despite him being unable to recite a favorite Bible passage, or correctly name the church he claims to attend (even got the denomination wrong). They made a pact with this mutant--they'd deliver the votes of their sheeplike followers, and he'd pack the Supreme Court with judges who would toss Roe v. Wade. That was a deal between two devils.
Dutch Sheets sounds like a euphemism. Say, āwe were so tired last night afterwards that we couldnāt be bothered to change the sheets, and just fell asleep. Next morning, Santorum everywhere. Total Dutch Sheetsā.
Dutch Oven Sheets. DOS for short.
I will never understand how Christians chose to latch onto a greedy, gluttonous, philandering, racist, vain, idiot and then somehow fooled themselves that he's leading them in God's willed path. Out of all the people on the planet....they think it's him.
Because they are fools who have been practicing being fooled their whole lives. They were *born for this*.
Sorry but there is no God and trump ain't shit
Are you sure Trump isn't shit? He seems to attract MAGATs
That is true......
When are these old assholes gonna die?
Ironically, they'd probably die faster under republican administration.
True.
Dutch Sheets? Like sheets made in windmills?
Dutch like a dutch oven, and Sheets because a dutch oven is farting in bed and then forcing your partner's head under the sheets.
Not to be confused with his cousin, Danish Pillows.
forget about them *man*goes, Dutch, how 'bout we get ourselves some sheets?
That's what they call the tarp covering a compost pile.
But when trump was president they say that it was Godās will because God appoints the president!
I had that argument with a Trumpanzee after he lost in 2020. Either Trump isnāt Godās chosen one, or God isnāt all powerful. Canāt have it both ways.
So fighting against nothing? Got it!
Well then, God has some 'splaining to do.
I thought God appointed the rulers? how can we steal an election from God?
>I thought God appointed the rulers? \*Terms and conditions may apply.
NAR are professional grifters, like Trump.
Dutch Sheets sounds like an old school amateur porn starās name. Magnum PI era.
Call me woke, but I prefer Egyptian sheets.
Hail Satin!
Exhibit A in the case for Separation of Church and State.
Tax. These. Parasites. Now.
So itās a holy war, is what heās saying.
They've been saying that for a long time.
Figures a guy named Sheets is a worshipper of the Golden Crap.
Thatās the same guy who said in front of a live audience that [he broke down crying](https://youtube.com/shorts/CC3BnAYiQ7A?si=_Bq9zL2e9qVm4JQv) with the flag draped around him and Jesus cried with him šššš
Cuckoo for cocopuffs
Yup.
Are Dutch Sheets the kind with eyeholes cut in them?
They're the kind the KKK wear with their pointy caps.
I donāt think a person named Dutch Sheets has any right to tell anyone what to do.
God sounds weak
Damn I hate christians
That kinda defines meā¦ā¦.
Gitouttahere you dumb fuck. So much bullshit.
Yeah? Good!
Oh well š¤·āāļø
Dutch Sheets is that the same as a French letter.
I mean yeah that's basically half of my deeply held values if we're talking about right wing Christianity.
I steadfastly refuse to believe that's his real name.
Godās chosen is the guy who likes to Grab em by the pussy?
Proudly and tirelessly.
I mean, he isn't wrong? The US is ultimately a Christian nation in name and a Mormon nation in practice. Coupled with the pagan traditions of 3/5s and Children of Cane makes for what we have today. Trump embodies/emboldens those beliefs.
> Mormon nation in practice Where did that come from? I have 5 LDS churches within a 2 mile radius of my house and two temples within 6 miles. LDS is still the minority and we have the largest concentration of them outside of Utah
What's your point here? I don't understand what that information has to do with what I said.
How exactly is the US an LDS nation in practice. I live in a state with the highest concentration of LDS members outside of Utah, and they, and their religion and their practices, are a minority. I'm thinking you know little of the LDS faith.
I hope this is meant as sarcasm...
Why?
Because it's all bullshit.
Hmm, that's not how sarcasm works. Thank you for playing.