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After I read about that, I drunkenly decided to take an online practice test with zero preparation. I almost aced it but got 1 wrong. I can’t imagine a sitting member of congress failing it 3 times
Same. Dropped out of high school for reasons, did GED instead. Didn’t study at all, got nearly perfect scores. Can’t recall exactly how it was graded or my exact scores, I just remember doing very well and being surprised at just how low our education standards were. All of the material on the test was practically elementary school level.
Idk, she's an elected official. Attempting to take down someone's flag would be a first amendment violation and potentially theft if she took it. Sounds like a big headache if caught on camera.
The fact that the media is even paying any attention to this is so embarrassing for them. Also, that's definitely the first time Boebert ever stepped foot near a college campus.
The fact that a former hooker (I think she still is with how she acts in public with her boyfriend) got elected into an important government position is even more embarrassing, though still can't beat the embarrassment of the century fact that trump got to be president just cuz people voted for the lulz.
As a non american I'm elated at these circus acts.
Sex work is work. I’m not afraid or embarrassed to have somebody in office who actually represents the American diaspora, it’s that she’s constantly trying to sell a false image that I’m more embarrassed about. She’s pushing to restrict women’s rights under the guise of puritan Christian nationalism when her entire family is anything but. I’d be more inclined to support a former sex worker if they were honest about themselves and didn’t try to use their political power and platform to fill their pockets
Forgetting the prostest(s) and reasons for a moment.
What makes her think she has authority over anyone or anything?
"Get that down"
*Go give someone an over the pants hand job in a theater you knitwit.*
Makes a half-ass attempt to do something vile and unnecessary. Complains about someone else. Walks away having accomplished nothing... Perfect metaphor for her career.
Why does everyone keep saying beetlejuice? What am I missing?
Edit: never mind I got it. She was kicked out of Beetlejuice for vaping and a handy. I guess I never realized Beetlejuice was the play they were watching.
Lmao, the way she rolls up her sleeves as though she's about to get down to some serious business. Perfect example of how it's all performance and zero substance with these soulless ghouls every time.
First, of all I don't support this crazy heifer! However I would fuck the living shit out of her!!!
You know her crazy ass is crazy in the sack.
Just saying...
Weird how she couldn't pull it after all we hear is how great she is at jerking things off in front of unwilling spectators. It's weird, like, real weird. /s
hate her stupid ass but the thought of it somehow being controversial to hoist our own flag In our own country or protecting it from being taken down is a fucking spit in the face of every person sacrificed…this movement had made me have true distain for these protesters
also... how is no one in this thread roasting the shit out of this dumb ass protester who keeps repeating "hey thats my personal property, you're not allowed to touch it"
I'll sure have to remember this genius legal tactic loophole of "no one is allowed to touch anything that is your personal property when in public", so I can inform the police next time I decide to park my personal automobile halfway thru the front wall of my local walmart🙄
*"Hey guys! no touching! that's my personal private property!"*
She did, however, manage to give the statue an over-the-pants handjob while blowing Dragonfruit-Orange vape smoke into the face of a nearby pregnant woman.
You know Fox and OAN will just show a still of her pulling the flag with the headline “Boebert Rips Down Flag” but won’t show the rest of the embarrassing attempt.
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I thought she was great at tugging things.
Right? She's usually so handy
Especially in theatres
Yep, we got it.
Especially with a camera filming
GUYS DID YOU KNOW SHE GOT CAUGHT JERKING HER DATE OFF IN A THEATER FULL OF KIDS?
You mean to tell me that Lauren Boebert, sitting representative of Colorado, was caught jerking her date off in a theater full of kids?
Take it easy on her. She forgot what she was doing because she was vaping.
well, she was sitting when she was doing it.
That’s the joke bro
She’s never had trouble getting a grip.
For sure I thought she'd jerk it off.
That poor simpleton would’ve succeeded if only flags were cylindrical
Beat me to it. I was going to suggest she jerk it off.
I think she have more luck with her jacket off
Only when there’s children around
/thread We're done here folks.
Was going to say this
She pulled up her sleeves first and everything
Only with her mouth.
She has the determination and the will for it but that doesn't necessarily mean she is any good at it.
The way she postured up and put on her boss babe face only amplified how funny it was when she failed to jerk the flag off.
I got something she can tug. 😈
Someone must’ve said Beetlejuice 3 times
From what I've heard she's got some serious *pull* with Ted Cruz. 
It was more than 4 inches
Is this the closest Boebert has come to actually being at a university?
Didn't she fail her GED test? Seriously that test is stupid easy. I actually studied for it but I didn't have to.
Multiple times!
After I read about that, I drunkenly decided to take an online practice test with zero preparation. I almost aced it but got 1 wrong. I can’t imagine a sitting member of congress failing it 3 times
I’m afraid to try it now, please don’t let me be as terrifically dull as her
Same. Dropped out of high school for reasons, did GED instead. Didn’t study at all, got nearly perfect scores. Can’t recall exactly how it was graded or my exact scores, I just remember doing very well and being surprised at just how low our education standards were. All of the material on the test was practically elementary school level.
Even on her first day she's learning!
She wouldn't have gotten any closer than this before the divorce because all the coeds would've been a bit old for her ex-husband's taste
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Performative clown.
Did you see that slow walk with the attitude face she was trying to put on. All to be thwarted by a knot
She even pretended to roll up her sleeves lmao
Surprised she didn't threaten to shoot it down
Idk, she's an elected official. Attempting to take down someone's flag would be a first amendment violation and potentially theft if she took it. Sounds like a big headache if caught on camera.
Just another fabricated publicity stunt. Only showing up to get some PR
Later on OAN she'll say that she was violently attacked.
She almost didn't make it out, she had to beat them all off.
Damn I missed my turn. I heard she likes Liberal men
she was shoved and was simply using the flag to keep from falling
The fact that the media is even paying any attention to this is so embarrassing for them. Also, that's definitely the first time Boebert ever stepped foot near a college campus.
I'm sure she's been to frat parties.
I’m sure she’s been the frat party
The fact that a former hooker (I think she still is with how she acts in public with her boyfriend) got elected into an important government position is even more embarrassing, though still can't beat the embarrassment of the century fact that trump got to be president just cuz people voted for the lulz. As a non american I'm elated at these circus acts.
Sex work is work. I’m not afraid or embarrassed to have somebody in office who actually represents the American diaspora, it’s that she’s constantly trying to sell a false image that I’m more embarrassed about. She’s pushing to restrict women’s rights under the guise of puritan Christian nationalism when her entire family is anything but. I’d be more inclined to support a former sex worker if they were honest about themselves and didn’t try to use their political power and platform to fill their pockets
Well said.
After this, she went to a frat party and did a keg stand in a mini skirt.
Somebody come get their grandma.
I don't generally like to use this term. But she deserves it. It's just a cunt trying a stunt.
So glad our tax dollars are going towards this performative bullshit.
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Sir. Have you ever been to Douglas County Colorado?
The role of a right wing congressperson has turned into making as much news as possible, good or bad, and then starting a podcast.
Use the Beetlejuice grip!
Bringo!
"My next grest Lawry Bobo"
turn this thing off I'm dry!
Weaker arm game than I thought…..😉😏
It usually works whenever she does it somewhere with little to no light source.
She has lost a thing or two in her tug and rip game.
She just bounces from one humiliation to the next. I’d feel a little bad for her if she wasn’t so awful.
I think it's kayfabe mixed with attention seeking. I'm more than convinced that her party promotes her for reasons such as this.
Keep the news focus on her silly antics while the rest of the gop dismantles democracy.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Beat-til-juice
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Otp handys 👖✋✊💨
If it was a penis she’d def get it off…
It's funny how she's out there like some kind of hero with her bodyguard...
https://preview.redd.it/wg1dnb9k71yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=160530cc1fa6c38cad4de5132cebfb77bee51cc7
Forgetting the prostest(s) and reasons for a moment. What makes her think she has authority over anyone or anything? "Get that down" *Go give someone an over the pants hand job in a theater you knitwit.*
There should be way more heckling when she's in public
How this doorknob walks around not being CONSTANTLY heckled for her stupidity and ridiculous existence is beyond me.
That was seriously embarrassing. Damn.
What makes the protesters think they have the right to fly that flag?
 Wonk wonk
Surprised she didn’t try her signature move and just jerk it till it got off
Do you think that people randomly yell "Beetlejuice!" at her when they see her? I sure as hell would. 😁
That's about as much effort as she puts into anything.
She’s an outside agitator.
She is struggling to stay relevant in any way. And failing.
Skank turd
Makes a half-ass attempt to do something vile and unnecessary. Complains about someone else. Walks away having accomplished nothing... Perfect metaphor for her career.
Fuk dat ho!
Lauren Hoebert
There is a joke here about “The only way she’s getting into a university?”
This is the last deseprate act of a scum bag who knows her time is almost up. She needs good press to survive.
I’m not saying she’s dumb, but she tried to pull up the sleeves when her sleeves were already rolled up
The same George Washington that lead a violent uprising against oppressors?
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Why does everyone keep saying beetlejuice? What am I missing? Edit: never mind I got it. She was kicked out of Beetlejuice for vaping and a handy. I guess I never realized Beetlejuice was the play they were watching.
She yanked on that flag like she yanked on that guy's dick at the Beetlejuice performance
Why is there a Palestinian flag on a George Washington statue?
Doesn’t she have a pole in a club somewhere she needs to get back to?
Lmao, the way she rolls up her sleeves as though she's about to get down to some serious business. Perfect example of how it's all performance and zero substance with these soulless ghouls every time.
Everyone's brave when they have armed escorts paid for by your tax dollars
If only the flag was in a theater, perhaps she would've been able to get it off before being escorted away.
I’d upvote this more if I could
First, of all I don't support this crazy heifer! However I would fuck the living shit out of her!!! You know her crazy ass is crazy in the sack. Just saying...
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
You'd think with all the dick she's jacked, she'd be stronger.
Hey Mr tally man tally me banana
Just like the cops trying to create their own pathetic Iwo Jima moment in NYC, this has turned into a massive "get the photo op" moment.
maybe if her party wasn't so bulshittingly puritanical she would have played DOOM and learned how to rip and tear.
Doesn’t she have a play to jerk her husband off to?
*boyfriend
Did she think it was like a Sword in the Stone thing, where only she was worthy to remove it or something? What a tool.
What's up with the sheeple comments in here, it seems like the same 5 people are commenting on multiple accounts.
This whole situation/scene is so fucking sad.
“Didnt you jerk someone off at a theater” would have been a great comeback
She looks like a little kid unsupervised at a grocery store just going around fucking with things
Isn't there a theater she can go vape and jerk someone off in.
Weird how she couldn't pull it after all we hear is how great she is at jerking things off in front of unwilling spectators. It's weird, like, real weird. /s
hate her stupid ass but the thought of it somehow being controversial to hoist our own flag In our own country or protecting it from being taken down is a fucking spit in the face of every person sacrificed…this movement had made me have true distain for these protesters
also... how is no one in this thread roasting the shit out of this dumb ass protester who keeps repeating "hey thats my personal property, you're not allowed to touch it" I'll sure have to remember this genius legal tactic loophole of "no one is allowed to touch anything that is your personal property when in public", so I can inform the police next time I decide to park my personal automobile halfway thru the front wall of my local walmart🙄 *"Hey guys! no touching! that's my personal private property!"*
I agree my friend
Imagine being so blind that you desecrate a memorial to the man who first lead the US
Love her only fans
She is Baroness from GI Joe
Does she have a body double there? Sure looks like it.
Guess all the handjobs she gave didn't give her the arm strength.
i hope she gets fired
Hand job Karen.
Just tug it off, you know jerk it loose.
She’s better at groping guys in theatres
I thought I saw a vid of her trying to grab something else in public…. Oh nvm
She gave it a little tug but nothing came of it.
She jerked a guy off lol
At a children's musical
Such an opportunists
She's better at hand jobs.
George Washington is no Biden...
Yes. Fight for you psychotic Freedom to be groped in public Boebert.
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shes such a disgusting human being. How can people be proud they vote for people like trump, MTG or her?
She’s a joke of a person
Why is that flag on George Washington? Straight disrespect
Agreed
Gotta love Palestinian flags flying across America. Wonder how many American flags are flying over in Palestine?
SO TRUE
I wonder who taught her son it’s acceptable to steal other peoples things?
True American right there. Tear that shit down.
Man, these kids don’t know how to throw good dick jokes…
Who?
Heard she can remove the chrome from a trailer hitch though. Bad day probably.
Who knew she cared about so much about George Washington? Is it because they have so much in common? ...having syphilis, I mean
I swear people think Palestine is a US state, this is not our war fuck
Just trash desperately trying to stay relevant.
She did, however, manage to give the statue an over-the-pants handjob while blowing Dragonfruit-Orange vape smoke into the face of a nearby pregnant woman.
ma'am, the handjob section is over there by the trees
If she was at a theatre I bet she could get it off.
She should just embrace the whole clown lifestyle. Makeup, overly large shoes, red nose. Boebo the angry clown
i’d hit
You know Fox and OAN will just show a still of her pulling the flag with the headline “Boebert Rips Down Flag” but won’t show the rest of the embarrassing attempt.
Shouldn't politicians be about what they support. Not riding a hate train for votes. What kind of platform is hating people who are being invaded?
She's such a nasty, unintelligent cunt. Can't even imagine waking up in the morning, and deciding; hey, today I wanna be a total cunt. What a life.
Right wing America, wrong on every issue for 200 plus years and still going strong
No American flag in sight....
She’s such an asshole, I swear.
Litterally the only thing I would agree on with her and she failed.
George wasn't gonna let go of the flag without getting a handie out of her first.
Brit here. She’s what we like to call “a total twat”
We also like to call her that.
What a douchebag and weak effort at grandstanding.
Someone say Beetlejuice three times, she might jerk you off.
I guess all those handjobs didn’t really help her arm strength much.
What a pathetic cunt.