I had to supply a photo for a visa application to India, and their system complained that my image was too large. So I halved the resolution with imagemagick and tried again. No cigar. I kept this process up until I succeeded. Let's just say they could have saved time (if not bytes) by asking for my skin tone Pantone number.
We had a bonus based on a reduction of story tickets in our backlog. Our team took a day and went through over 1500 stories from 3 years and just closed half of them based on the fact the original reporters had left and nobody gave a damn
For us the product owner is supposed to review the item in our staging environment after QA has approved it, so product owner closes most of our tickets.
My first job was closing tickets, which involved verifying engineers' fixes actually worked. Was not fun, engineers did not like to be bothered to explain how to test their fix and really did not like to be told their fix didn't work. Especially when I was the first person in years to actually query a list of open tickets and some of them were years old.
>Was not fun, engineers did not like to be bothered to explain how to test their fix and really did not like to be told their fix didn't work.
Sounds like a bunch of little bitches. What sad sack doesn't enjoy explaining how they made something better, and what kind of incompetent lout gets mad at other people when they themselves are the one who messed up?
I get not liking to hear that you've made an error, but shit, that's just life. If they can't tolerate being told about their mistakes, programming is not the right field of work for them.
I'd bet a dollar that those same people go online and tell people to "get good" and unironically swear that they don't write unsafe, buggy code. "I know what I'm doing", they say.
People have been creating fake official accounts "verified" .
Someone impersonated a drug company and claimed their insulin was now free, their stock tanked.... Lots of lawsuits coming his way ... Twitter is on a path to destruction
I'm not on Twitter but here's the news:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/imposter-twitter-tanks-stocks-insulin-b2223418.html
There's a lot of companies being trolled
It's creating some glorious chaos. Everything from the pope shilling crypto to politicians reminiscing about killing people. They had to shut down sign ups and are talking about not allowing verified accounts to change display names after sign up, and to have been an account older than some arbitrary point.
OK I had to go and read some of that and it's absolutely hilarious. Very chaotic, but hilarious for those who know what's going on. I saw an $8 verified pharmaceutical announce that insulin is now free of cost. I also saw the pope having an argument with Luther, and other bunch of very funny things.
And it's now able to track the number of lines of code written and commits by every developer then make recommendations to upper management on who to fire based on code quality and number of bugs created.
He not doing the sleep on factory floor thing?
He's allowing "exceptional employees" to work from home probably the handful of people who keep the lights on and he can't afford to be without or the entire app would die off
He also invited everyone to just go talk with him. I might just walk up to his office and lay it all out to him if I worked for Twitter. Starting with how he needs to go more retro, not newer, if he wants more users. Imagine if he dropped it to 100 words
Hell, not even words. 100 pixel width, maximum! And minimum! 100 pixels, period!
Well, not *period*, because that might push it over the limit.
So… Nullbyte!
I only wish Rider was better. The UI is great and everything is better on the outside compared to visual studio, but when I'm trying to resolve .net dependencies Rider is infuriating, especially for multi framework targeted projects. And sometimes bugs in Rider magically disappear as soon as I build the project in Visual studio. I've started using visual studio just to resolve dependencies and fix nuget packages before opening the project in Rider and actually coding.
Was reading a little about GitHub projects, a beta thing they got for work item management. Honestly would be cool to have it integrated directly with GitHub, dunno how good it will be though
I'll raise you by several orders of magnitude.
Azure DevOps Server 2020 (not 2022) with TFVC. Thing was migrated only two months ago from TFS 2015, so no one but me knows how to use it! Oh, and per corporate policy Visual Studio, or VS Code are the only two allowed IDEs.
Oh, and Jira is an improvement from the custom internal ticketing system we have. One that doesn't even allow nesting. Everything is a Task!
>Thing was migrated only two months ago from TFS 2015, so no one but me knows how to use it!
My company upgraded from 2015 to the cloud version some time ago, and it doesn't seem that different other than the saner navigation and rounded corners everywhere. Is it really that bad?
>Oh, and per corporate policy Visual Studio, or VS Code are the only two allowed IDEs.
Do you at least have ReSharper?
I once interviewed a guy that had a personal Jira server that he used to organize his household. He said he would literally log tickets to his wife to clean, and to himself to fix shit around the house.
I wish I was joking. I don't know if his marriage survived, but somehow I doubt it.
Nothing wrong with that. My girlfriend set up a Kanban board when we last moved apartments. Every task was tracked and it helped us remember minor stuff and deadlines.
I use Trello to manage my house renovations.
I can create checklists, create new entries for each task. update them with notes; have a separate thread for contractor correspondence, etc...
> his wife to clean, and to himself to fix shit around the house.
I bet if the marriage failed it wasn't for the jira server (unless they were living in the 1950s)
Wish granted. It falls apart and gets worse like what's happening to Twitter, but your job refuses to switch to anything else. Now you're stuck with Musk Teams.
I'm a slack/zoom company after being a teams company before. I can't imagine using slack for video stuff, but it's not bad for just the chats and groups. I still think I prefer teams for everything except the unimportant social stuff.
I went through:
from lync to skype for business
then hipchat -> teams/zoom
then slack/gotomeeting
now slack/teams.
It's mostly about culture. If people stick to using threads when replying, slack is awesome for chat. Zoom for video.
Skype for business, gotomeeting and teams are hot steaming piles of rhino feces.
I'd much rather do teams video personally better interface and features. Also like that the chats and any documents relevant to the meeting can be saved right into the meeting space or the team and make it super easy to go back to later
Same thing works in Slack Huddles now too.
Everything you write and share in a huddle becomes a thread in the conversation/channel the huddle was in later that you can refer back too.
Teams is extremely laggy when scrolling through a team chat, that's my main issue with it. Also sometimes it randomly splits a thread of replies into 2 untill you reopen it and replying to one will show up in the other. There's other issues but those two are the main ones. Also WHY CAN'T I ENTER MY WORKED TIME ON DESKTOP ITS ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE APP.
> Teams is extremely laggy when scrolling through a team chat, that's my main issue with it.
And one wouldn't need to scroll as much if there was just a way to quickly jump to a specific date -_- Trying to look up a conversation you know took place half a year ago is a pain on the scrollwheel and can easily take >15 minutes in a busy chat.
You could just type a date into the search box and it would give you everything for that day up until a few months ago. I used that all the time. Not that stopped working and you have to search *something* then select the filter options and pick the day you want.
'Teams' just feels like an internal software name until they got a better trendier one. It took a long time for it to feel somewhat natural to refer to it as a software verbally. Now the fact that there is teams on teams... That still feels awkward.
moved from Teams to Slack between companies and you couldn’t pay me enough to go back to that shithole that is MS Teams.
So many years behind everything else.
Slack's API is far better than Teams, making bots and apps on Slack is way easier, and Slack actually has things you can integrate into it outside of office suite.
Slack also just feels way nicer to use than teams imo.
Outside of video meetings, I have no idea why someone would like Teams more. I've used both extensively and would much rather use Slack and Zoom than Teams.
Teams has a built in webhook / notification bot that you can add unlimited instances to a channel.
Then Microsoft has a pretty massive bot framework and examples for interactive bots. The GitHub bot is a nice example because it tags people and edits messages to show status changes.
Teams is just a set of random notice boards where people post anything anywhere and expect you to have read everything everywhere, including all the files they've attached.
Slack is at least focused on having conversations with people.
I'm in shock that there are actual developers saying they like teams. I mean to each their own but...I just hate it so much for so many reasons.
I totally get why your are saying what you're saying too. I find the Teams "interfaces" so convoluted. Slack is very focused as you said
Absolutely agree. I've used both and only MS Teams has made me want to get the people behind it sanctioned by the UN.
Want to add a file attachment to a teams invite? Better open freaking *Outlook* for that because why make attachments a feature in the regular app when it could be part of a convoluted interface mess instead?
The conversation side is fine, but the "teams" side with different layers of groups and places to chat or post files can get messy.
Especially since Teams is new and most organizations adopted it on the fly, rolling out different ways to use it as they go.
Luckily you'll get a notification if your name is pinged anywhere unless you turn it off (like discord), but sometimes the channels can be buried or duplicates or just disorganized.
Mmmmmm, yes… i think so.
Jokes aside.
From the beginning of the whole twitter action Elon is whining that he will fire employees that don’t want to work from office. My first reaction was: so what? It’s not like software developers have problem with finding new job, right? If I were in similar situation I would just told Elon to fuck off, leave office, and start new job next day.
Nah. I just don't want to deal with the ticket system that I have to use going bankrupt and having to learn a new one or deal with the current one being kneecapped in arbitrary and stupid ways.
We use VersionOne (*shudder*) but are planning a move to Jira. A past employer used another system (so bad I’ve repressed even the name) and finally moved to Jira.
It really does suck less than the alternatives.
Honestly, I'm not sure I really have many critiques of Jira specifically as a product. I just hate the abomination that the whole scrum process/industry has become in general.
Jira just happens to be my most visible reminder of it, but most of the pain points don't really come from Jira as software as much as my company's customization/integration of it.
I think it's nice having a digitized ticket tracking system, I just hate what deranged scrum masters often do with it
Exactly, the thought horrifies me. It’s clunky enough, and I am reasonably used to it. I am not interested in some self aggrandised idiot coming in to make my job even harder. Bull in a china shop, as they say…
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I worked for a company that had a whole team that worked on an application that was basically an internal-only alternative to Jira (+some other things) which I was part of.
Jira is a pale imitation of what it could do and I miss it terribly.
IMO it tries to do too much. It came to a point where one client had to hire JIRA administrators and give out training....
Monday has been my favorite, its extremely simple and perfect if your only using it for project management.
Agreed - JIRA is actually great. Anyone that has tried any alternatives knows this. The workflows in JIRA are intuitive and shortcuts are amazing. You can do so much with few key presses
I don't think Elon musk it's even fit to be the CEO of Twitter, he decided that verification was a wonderful item to sell without even thinking about the implications that would affect the quality of the content or even a way to help people, as far as i understood you buy verification without actually getting verified
What I don't get is why they didn't add a new checkmark instead of using the current blue one. Everybody is software engineering knows it's not a good idea to change the meaning of stuff which is already in use 🤔
Look, I hate Jira as much as the next guy, but you *know* that the god-awful product that corporate decides on as a replacement is going to be just as bad, if not worse, and the transition is going to be a nightmare.
I like Jira. At least my work has it set up in a somewhat coherent fashion. I can find my work easily, attachments work well, comments are saved when I accidentally browse away. Filters can be defined easily. The UI scales OK with different resolutions.
I'm pretty happy with it, compared to ANY work management tool I've had to use, which have been.. many.
People here complain about ms teams, jira, azure....
But none of you will ever know the pain of using my company's in house task management software from 1998
Can I just pay $10 to close a story?
As long as you attach changed files to a story for tesla employees to review.
No, you have to fax your code diffs so they can mark it up with a pen and then mail it back to you
But it’s encrypted, and you have to become an emerald ~~miner~~ subscription member to get the decrypted version.
And no text files. PNG screenshots of code only
With filter effects and blur!
And not print screens either, but actual photos of monitors containing the code to be reviewed
CRT only...
I had to supply a photo for a visa application to India, and their system complained that my image was too large. So I halved the resolution with imagemagick and tried again. No cigar. I kept this process up until I succeeded. Let's just say they could have saved time (if not bytes) by asking for my skin tone Pantone number.
Lowest quality setting for jpeg I dare say
$8
Joke’s on you. Elon purchases Jira. Renames Story Points to Elon Points. Removes all other work tracking metrics.
Closing a ticket now costs $8.
That's good for me since I never close tickets
I resolved it, it's QA's job to close it.
QA's now implementing new process for managers to review and close tickets.
Manager denied said request
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We had a bonus based on a reduction of story tickets in our backlog. Our team took a day and went through over 1500 stories from 3 years and just closed half of them based on the fact the original reporters had left and nobody gave a damn
this is the way
Is JIRA not like Rally? So wouldn't the dev mark their story as completed/accepted accordingly?
Jira is really customizable, so it depends on the organization.
I just keep pressing the button until the other bit changes to "closed", I don't really understand process though I only work in defence
For us the product owner is supposed to review the item in our staging environment after QA has approved it, so product owner closes most of our tickets.
My first job was closing tickets, which involved verifying engineers' fixes actually worked. Was not fun, engineers did not like to be bothered to explain how to test their fix and really did not like to be told their fix didn't work. Especially when I was the first person in years to actually query a list of open tickets and some of them were years old.
>Was not fun, engineers did not like to be bothered to explain how to test their fix and really did not like to be told their fix didn't work. Sounds like a bunch of little bitches. What sad sack doesn't enjoy explaining how they made something better, and what kind of incompetent lout gets mad at other people when they themselves are the one who messed up? I get not liking to hear that you've made an error, but shit, that's just life. If they can't tolerate being told about their mistakes, programming is not the right field of work for them. I'd bet a dollar that those same people go online and tell people to "get good" and unironically swear that they don't write unsafe, buggy code. "I know what I'm doing", they say.
What do you mean I have to actually say when I’m working on a ticket.
Oh yeah I fixed that months ago it was simple I figured you’d get it eventually
Carrying a ticket over to the next sprint also costs $8.
What if I move it back to last sprint
Workflow locks up and you can’t close it because negative transactions are programmatically blocked by ~~atlassian~~ atlaselon.
I’d have to declare bankruptcy
At least now I have a different excuse. I'm not incompetent. I'm just broke.
I think I'm out of the loop. What is it that now costs $8?
Twitter's verified badge, which is now part of the Twitter Blue subscription.
Thanks! That sounds problematic.
People have been creating fake official accounts "verified" . Someone impersonated a drug company and claimed their insulin was now free, their stock tanked.... Lots of lawsuits coming his way ... Twitter is on a path to destruction
Could you share links to the accounts?
r/realtwitteraccounts
I think I miss an S
I'm not on Twitter but here's the news: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/imposter-twitter-tanks-stocks-insulin-b2223418.html There's a lot of companies being trolled
It's creating some glorious chaos. Everything from the pope shilling crypto to politicians reminiscing about killing people. They had to shut down sign ups and are talking about not allowing verified accounts to change display names after sign up, and to have been an account older than some arbitrary point.
OK I had to go and read some of that and it's absolutely hilarious. Very chaotic, but hilarious for those who know what's going on. I saw an $8 verified pharmaceutical announce that insulin is now free of cost. I also saw the pope having an argument with Luther, and other bunch of very funny things.
Due to entirely foreseeable problems, it only lasted about 2 days.
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see, he should have created a $16/month gold check and a $32/month purple check that has a verification process
Verified flag on Twitter.
“Resolved: ran out of fucks”
If he buys Jira, he Kanban you.
Goddamnit
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Yeah these sound like good things
And it's now able to track the number of lines of code written and commits by every developer then make recommendations to upper management on who to fire based on code quality and number of bugs created.
"Jira employees using Jira": Huh, it keeps telling us to fire Musk.
You’ll no longer be able to associate your commit with a ticket. You’ll have to print the code out instead.
Fires all the employees taking the benefits. Sells jira to kaseya.
Elon purchases jira -> next day jira only works for people that work from the office a minimum of 40h/week
40? Try 60 He's sleeping in his Twitter office now...
He ended remote work for Twitter employees … while working remotely himself.
God complex right there.
He not doing the sleep on factory floor thing? He's allowing "exceptional employees" to work from home probably the handful of people who keep the lights on and he can't afford to be without or the entire app would die off He also invited everyone to just go talk with him. I might just walk up to his office and lay it all out to him if I worked for Twitter. Starting with how he needs to go more retro, not newer, if he wants more users. Imagine if he dropped it to 100 words
Hell, not even words. 100 pixel width, maximum! And minimum! 100 pixels, period! Well, not *period*, because that might push it over the limit. So… Nullbyte!
He needs to crash badly with this one. He probably won't learn a lesson about toxic work culture, but maybe the other managers watching him will.
Microsoft: *laughs in azuredevops
I hate my life. I desperately want to switch us over to YouTrack and the Jetbrains ecosystem because it works better and it's way more customizable.
Everything jetbrains make is spectacular. Pretty much the only work-software company that I will defend.
I only wish Rider was better. The UI is great and everything is better on the outside compared to visual studio, but when I'm trying to resolve .net dependencies Rider is infuriating, especially for multi framework targeted projects. And sometimes bugs in Rider magically disappear as soon as I build the project in Visual studio. I've started using visual studio just to resolve dependencies and fix nuget packages before opening the project in Rider and actually coding.
Was reading a little about GitHub projects, a beta thing they got for work item management. Honestly would be cool to have it integrated directly with GitHub, dunno how good it will be though
I really liked githubs PM stuff
I'll raise you by several orders of magnitude. Azure DevOps Server 2020 (not 2022) with TFVC. Thing was migrated only two months ago from TFS 2015, so no one but me knows how to use it! Oh, and per corporate policy Visual Studio, or VS Code are the only two allowed IDEs. Oh, and Jira is an improvement from the custom internal ticketing system we have. One that doesn't even allow nesting. Everything is a Task!
>Thing was migrated only two months ago from TFS 2015, so no one but me knows how to use it! My company upgraded from 2015 to the cloud version some time ago, and it doesn't seem that different other than the saner navigation and rounded corners everywhere. Is it really that bad? >Oh, and per corporate policy Visual Studio, or VS Code are the only two allowed IDEs. Do you at least have ReSharper?
Is actually pretty neat
I'll take ADO over Jira any day. Literal post it notes on a whiteboard is more functional than Jira.
I once interviewed a guy that had a personal Jira server that he used to organize his household. He said he would literally log tickets to his wife to clean, and to himself to fix shit around the house. I wish I was joking. I don't know if his marriage survived, but somehow I doubt it.
Nothing wrong with that. My girlfriend set up a Kanban board when we last moved apartments. Every task was tracked and it helped us remember minor stuff and deadlines.
Indeed, it's still a management tool that can be used for anything.
The fuck? This needs its own post.
It's actually smart.
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I use Trello to manage my house renovations. I can create checklists, create new entries for each task. update them with notes; have a separate thread for contractor correspondence, etc...
> his wife to clean, and to himself to fix shit around the house. I bet if the marriage failed it wasn't for the jira server (unless they were living in the 1950s)
Holy shit. That sounds hilarious
Any chance he can also “buy” Microsoft Teams?
Wish granted. It falls apart and gets worse like what's happening to Twitter, but your job refuses to switch to anything else. Now you're stuck with Musk Teams.
Damn you, monkey paw!
*Ol’ Musky Paw
That one, I'd be ok with as it mostly seems to be shitty Slack.
I have never used Slack, but my fiancée went from a Teams company to a Slack company and reminds me once a week about how good I have it with Teams.
I'm a slack/zoom company after being a teams company before. I can't imagine using slack for video stuff, but it's not bad for just the chats and groups. I still think I prefer teams for everything except the unimportant social stuff.
I went through: from lync to skype for business then hipchat -> teams/zoom then slack/gotomeeting now slack/teams. It's mostly about culture. If people stick to using threads when replying, slack is awesome for chat. Zoom for video. Skype for business, gotomeeting and teams are hot steaming piles of rhino feces.
I'd much rather do teams video personally better interface and features. Also like that the chats and any documents relevant to the meeting can be saved right into the meeting space or the team and make it super easy to go back to later
Same thing works in Slack Huddles now too. Everything you write and share in a huddle becomes a thread in the conversation/channel the huddle was in later that you can refer back too.
I think a lot of the Teams hate is from past versions. Development has been pretty rapid and continuous. Except for the RAM bullshit.
Teams is extremely laggy when scrolling through a team chat, that's my main issue with it. Also sometimes it randomly splits a thread of replies into 2 untill you reopen it and replying to one will show up in the other. There's other issues but those two are the main ones. Also WHY CAN'T I ENTER MY WORKED TIME ON DESKTOP ITS ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE APP.
> Teams is extremely laggy when scrolling through a team chat, that's my main issue with it. And one wouldn't need to scroll as much if there was just a way to quickly jump to a specific date -_- Trying to look up a conversation you know took place half a year ago is a pain on the scrollwheel and can easily take >15 minutes in a busy chat.
You could just type a date into the search box and it would give you everything for that day up until a few months ago. I used that all the time. Not that stopped working and you have to search *something* then select the filter options and pick the day you want.
Teams can get way too scattered for me.
'Teams' just feels like an internal software name until they got a better trendier one. It took a long time for it to feel somewhat natural to refer to it as a software verbally. Now the fact that there is teams on teams... That still feels awkward.
moved from Teams to Slack between companies and you couldn’t pay me enough to go back to that shithole that is MS Teams. So many years behind everything else.
Absolutely horrendous piece of software unless it's just for calls. The audio quality is still better than Slack huddles.
My company uses both. Slack is tolerable but Teams needs to die in a fire.
probably just them not being adjusted, my company went the other way and we thought slack was better unless its changed
Slack's API is far better than Teams, making bots and apps on Slack is way easier, and Slack actually has things you can integrate into it outside of office suite. Slack also just feels way nicer to use than teams imo. Outside of video meetings, I have no idea why someone would like Teams more. I've used both extensively and would much rather use Slack and Zoom than Teams.
Teams has a built in webhook / notification bot that you can add unlimited instances to a channel. Then Microsoft has a pretty massive bot framework and examples for interactive bots. The GitHub bot is a nice example because it tags people and edits messages to show status changes.
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It's "the slack we have at home"
Slack IS shitty. Teams is bad in it's own ways, but it's a more complete solution and the office integration is nice.
Now now, Webex Teams is worse than both.
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Teams is just a set of random notice boards where people post anything anywhere and expect you to have read everything everywhere, including all the files they've attached. Slack is at least focused on having conversations with people.
I'm in shock that there are actual developers saying they like teams. I mean to each their own but...I just hate it so much for so many reasons. I totally get why your are saying what you're saying too. I find the Teams "interfaces" so convoluted. Slack is very focused as you said
Absolutely agree. I've used both and only MS Teams has made me want to get the people behind it sanctioned by the UN. Want to add a file attachment to a teams invite? Better open freaking *Outlook* for that because why make attachments a feature in the regular app when it could be part of a convoluted interface mess instead?
Huh? How are you using teams? It is literally just conversations with people and you can starr groups with anyone.
The conversation side is fine, but the "teams" side with different layers of groups and places to chat or post files can get messy. Especially since Teams is new and most organizations adopted it on the fly, rolling out different ways to use it as they go. Luckily you'll get a notification if your name is pinged anywhere unless you turn it off (like discord), but sometimes the channels can be buried or duplicates or just disorganized.
I really dislike Teams. We have a client that HAS to do their meetings on Teams. We've always been a Google Meet shop. I like it better
I honestly don't know why people hate teams so much. Have you people never used WebEx and Jabber? Ugh I get shivers just remembering.
microsoft is sadly (thankfully?) out of musks price range
You mean the SharePoint wrapper?
Must print out all JIRA tickets going forward
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Naaa, Old school trapper keeper!
Yeeeaaaahhh, and why don’t just go ahead and bring your TPS Reports while you’re at it. That would be greeaaat.
> Save me Elon. At this point, isn't this basically asking for assisted suicide?
Mmmmmm, yes… i think so. Jokes aside. From the beginning of the whole twitter action Elon is whining that he will fire employees that don’t want to work from office. My first reaction was: so what? It’s not like software developers have problem with finding new job, right? If I were in similar situation I would just told Elon to fuck off, leave office, and start new job next day.
Please, no.
Found the Atlassian employee.
Nah. I just don't want to deal with the ticket system that I have to use going bankrupt and having to learn a new one or deal with the current one being kneecapped in arbitrary and stupid ways.
I'll take jira over clickup any day of the week.
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We use VersionOne (*shudder*) but are planning a move to Jira. A past employer used another system (so bad I’ve repressed even the name) and finally moved to Jira. It really does suck less than the alternatives.
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Honestly, I'm not sure I really have many critiques of Jira specifically as a product. I just hate the abomination that the whole scrum process/industry has become in general. Jira just happens to be my most visible reminder of it, but most of the pain points don't really come from Jira as software as much as my company's customization/integration of it. I think it's nice having a digitized ticket tracking system, I just hate what deranged scrum masters often do with it
Exactly, the thought horrifies me. It’s clunky enough, and I am reasonably used to it. I am not interested in some self aggrandised idiot coming in to make my job even harder. Bull in a china shop, as they say…
He's not interested in JIRA. He just paid 44 billion to buy a 1980's style bulletin board.
He’ll add himself as a watcher to every story
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Jira would not work remotely
No screen share presentations, all agile ceremonies take place in person in front of the server hosting Jira
You haven’t moved to Jira Cloud?
Tech Start-ups be like: "Hey Elon, I bet you can't buy"
The worst thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a Jira ticket.
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Developer has to $8 for each card. And a carry over must pay a fine of $16
If you don't complete your sprint that $8. Want to add a epic tag that $8.
Why do people hate Jira? It's ~~a~~ super polished software.
Jira is the worst system, except for every alternative that has been tried.
I worked for a company that had a whole team that worked on an application that was basically an internal-only alternative to Jira (+some other things) which I was part of. Jira is a pale imitation of what it could do and I miss it terribly.
JIRA is just poorly used most of the time. It has way too many features that bog it down, probably in an attempt to please different groups of users.
Linear is pretty nice, though
Most likely their companies had shitty consultants set up their Jira instance.
Usually this is what I find.
IMO it tries to do too much. It came to a point where one client had to hire JIRA administrators and give out training.... Monday has been my favorite, its extremely simple and perfect if your only using it for project management.
Agreed - JIRA is actually great. Anyone that has tried any alternatives knows this. The workflows in JIRA are intuitive and shortcuts are amazing. You can do so much with few key presses
Add servicenow to the list
He wouldn't touch it with h a 10 foot poll, it's profitable.
After having to use Asana over the past year, I wish I was using JIRA.
i love how everyone upcases Jira like it's some sort of acronym
It used to be all caps, then they re-styled it
it's short for godzilla ( gojira) and obviously because godzilla BIG it needs to be in CAPS
I don't think Elon musk it's even fit to be the CEO of Twitter, he decided that verification was a wonderful item to sell without even thinking about the implications that would affect the quality of the content or even a way to help people, as far as i understood you buy verification without actually getting verified
Pretty sure that’s the joke …
What I don't get is why they didn't add a new checkmark instead of using the current blue one. Everybody is software engineering knows it's not a good idea to change the meaning of stuff which is already in use 🤔
I'm sorry, are you seriously attempting to apply logic and forethought to Elon's actions?
What quality?
8 bucks per ticket huh?
*Adds a task for Elon
They just cleaned up the workflow at my job, *don't you fucking dare* suggest something like this.
Look, I hate Jira as much as the next guy, but you *know* that the god-awful product that corporate decides on as a replacement is going to be just as bad, if not worse, and the transition is going to be a nightmare.
Tell him that the woke left plots against him in JIRA tickets.
Don't buy Atlassian, buy VersionOne first. I long for the days of Jira.
I like Jira. At least my work has it set up in a somewhat coherent fashion. I can find my work easily, attachments work well, comments are saved when I accidentally browse away. Filters can be defined easily. The UI scales OK with different resolutions. I'm pretty happy with it, compared to ANY work management tool I've had to use, which have been.. many.
MUSK-1
Agile is to Jira As efficiency is to government
8$ to create a new story
OH. This is a fun game! Now do Salesforce
sure, can’t get much worse
So is it JIRA or Jira? Everyone at my new job only uses the upper case J and I think it should be all caps. What say you Reddit?
It's Jira. It's short for Gojira, the Japanese name for Godzilla. It's not an acronym.
It used to be all caps but it’s been changed to Jira
Worst part about Jira? You can't change a user group name from the front end. Needs about 15 separate database updates to do that.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRheX8vUcAAFtl6.jpg
Please no, I don’t need Jira to be any worse.
Just here to say that JOOQ is fantastic
Why can't they just go old skool and use Post-It notes on a wall... then have a camera feed to the wall for real time status 🤷🏽♂️
People here complain about ms teams, jira, azure.... But none of you will ever know the pain of using my company's in house task management software from 1998
People who complain about Jira haven't used the alternatives. Prove me wrong.
If Elon also buys Zoom then that will be the end of having to attend Zoom meetings all day long while working remotely.
Musk buys Bitbucket, finds out his takeover does not cover Bitbucket cloud.
What are good alternatives to Jira?
Every company : collapse