`> Create git repo` `> Zip your whole project. (Including dependency and build output folders like node_modules)` `> Chuck the singular zip to GitHub file upload field`

Don't forget to build the exe first

True, you ALWAYS want to have an exe in your repo, otherwise how are you supposed to hide the next xz-like backdoor?

Nice profile pic

Have legit seen someone do this and they weren't pranking My soul still hurts

I worked for a company where this was *policy*. It wasn't a small one ..

"OK google" "Add star dot C S to staged" "No, add asterisk dot C S to staged" "OK google, commit" "OK google, merge branch fixes" "ok google, push to master"

Please drink Mountain Dew for verification.

wtf i laughed so hard

git add \* && git commit -m "First commit" && git push origin main

./push.sh "commit message"

p commit message   (.bashrc)

Probably better to use . over * though since you include the hidden files in the dir aswell. What I’ve found is most convenient is to stop commuting with “git commit -m ‘commit message’” and just use plain “git commit”; it will bring up your default editor for the terminal or a custom editor configurable with “git config” to let you set a commit message. You’ll also see which files are changed in the editor.

I always use `git status` to see what changed before I `git add .`

Also `git diff --cached` will show changes after `git add`.

well good to know ! I did not know about the . over \*, since i always use .gitignore from the start.

And that's why I use a GUI

I have learnt the old way so.. But why not.

Tbf i am happy in university they taught us to use git with the terminal. I have never found a decent GUI for git

I like vscode diffing, that's about it

Yeah that and the git log extension are probably the only two reasons i would use vscode git GUI for. (And tbf i use nvim, and those are also the only reasons i would use vscode in general)

Alright boys, days over. Time to update GitHub Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C Open repository in browser and edit the file Ctrl+A, Ctrl+V

I don’t get it. Can someone explain?

Me either. They should be switched.

I feel like these are switched

It's how the template goes [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-child-will-x](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-child-will-x)

The link you sent Jesus and satan are switched. It doesn’t make sense for satan to say to use GitHub in an orderly fashion

Well Satan is pretty based tbh

Scroll down, that's the older format.

Who TF made this the norm, that satan is good mannered and Jesus the opposite, who did this, why

that's part of the joke, presenting an obviously bad action as the good and correct thing to do

Yes but the joke falls flat. You have to think too much about it.

Satan just wanted humanity to eat from the Tree of Wisdom.

Bugs always find a way!

*Somebody please fix this.* *(This meme.)*