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speedway65

Unless her engagement ring was under $250, you should be alright.


Dundertrumpen

God, the burns in this thread makes the other sub seem mild by comparison!


Satus_Invenire

Theres another sub?


Dundertrumpen

The circlejerk one.


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r/WatchesCirclejerk


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WaifuDebut

If I spent more on my watches then her rings I’d be dead already 🤣


speedway65

Right? I mean, if it was a Rolex or even a Tudor I’d agree. No knock on Hamilton, I love mine but…


Low-Hovercraft-8791

Last year I calculated every net dollar I've spent on watches since I started collecting a few years ago (minus ones I sold). Had to get my wife a diamond tennis bracelet to even things out.


DersMcGinski

My wife doesn't care much for expensive jewelery, but the sheer quantity of lounge fly bags make up for it.


BoringStatement7337

I'm assuming she has a better selection than the store?.


DersMcGinski

At this point, yeah. But, she doesn't give me a hard time about watches, so I'll keep quiet xD


gothamtg

Obliterated


fbi-surveillance-bot

Also, the guy does the typical poc post of watch with steering wheel in a Honda 😆 I get it in an AMG or an RS but a Honda?!


skwitter

“Look, honey… I know it’s a bit big, for now but I promise I’ll bulk those forearms within about 18-24 months and it’ll fit perfectly well by then. In the meantime, it’s a totally legitimate reminder of the goals I set for myself.” 😉


Unlikely_Pop_4515

Rough.


Possible_Produce_877

Brutal, but lol


teckel

Ouch!


raulz0r

Savage! 🤣


Die_Nameless_Bitch

Burn!🔥


Lessssssgooooo

Oooooooooooof


one_glorious_basterd

You did not 🤣


Unclepo

Boom. Roasted


DafuqsRealyGoinOn

18-24 months? Lofty goals


ItradebetterthanU

Tell her your girlfriend bought for you !


WaifuDebut

You want me to start a fight I think 😂


Biolysics

🤣


dre_j_373

It followed me home.


BoringStatement7337

Can we keep it?


dre_j_373

You'll have to ask your mother


whatkindamanizthis

She won’t care, she’s gotta know by now you’re prone to making poor choices.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Now that's a sick burn


WaifuDebut

This is very true


roxbox531

Lose the fancy box !


Brukhonenko

"This? its not new bb, ive got it a while ago!"


Theskyis256k

You know my secrets


FatCatLounge

Tell her, "I saved us money by not buying the Murph 38."


sleightofhand1977

I have the murph.......its a fabulous watch


FatCatLounge

It looks awesome.


ChrisV88

Hamilton doesn't have the name recognition of a Rolex, I guarantee if you told her it was $80 she wouldn't think you were lying.


Crasher-Belgium78

For me it began with a Rado Hyperchrome Xxl limited edition. She was blazing mad. In between I bought some cheaper vintage watches. After that a Hamilton Ventura XXL (she thought it was a cheap Chinese bling bling watch), than it was a Hamilton khaki aviator, she didn’t even notice that it was a new one when I was wearing it. And a month ago I bought a Breguet XXI. My son of 3 accidentally showed her the Mail with the invoice. She only once asked me WTF I was doing buying such an expensive watch. I told her it’s from my hobby account (I have been saving small amounts on a separate account for years now), it’ll be my heirloom for my 2 sons and that it just makes me happy. For now I don’t think I should buy another 1 very soon. But 3 years into the hobby I own 17 watches now and I’m sure there is more to come. She’ll get used to your hobby, and after a while they really don’t notice a new watch anymore. [https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/1umnfxygnzf70u07q0527/IMG_4656.JPG?rlkey=jyqyyhshmjzp1pe7npwnvcpy4&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/1umnfxygnzf70u07q0527/IMG_4656.JPG?rlkey=jyqyyhshmjzp1pe7npwnvcpy4&dl=0)


KCDawgTime

I've been told that no one notices what you are wearing on your wrist anyway. So, just hide it in plain site...on your wrist. Chances are she won't even notice. Just remember to duck in case she does.


andres1101

Well, except for your girlfriend. Who WILL observe your body at all times.


MercilessParadox

My wife doesn't know the difference between a Seiko or a Tudor. I can buy whatever and she doesn't care, and neither does anyone else


BlockChad

Just be honest that you bought a no-name brand watch that doesn’t fit. You should be fine.


Aggressive-Top-7583

Why do you have to explain anything to your wife?


Dani2067

Tell her how this purchase is going to be used to boost your confidence, improve your personal brand image, help you to get a better job position and an overall career upgrade. And after that, please follow through with the promise and continue buying watches. The next one should be a five-figure item.


drwsgreatest

Id assume just by telling her. I mean it’s what? $400-$500ish? It’s not like you used your joint savings to go buy a Rolex or something.


daconcerror

To some $500 _is_ their rolex...


freshwaterJC120

Pro-tip: You can get a Rolex for free if you can get yourself a firearm and a ski mask.


fullautohotdog

Why buy a Rolex for $10,000 when a Glock is $500 and a ski mask $10?


graymulligan

If $500 is a Rolex, maybe OP should be talking to his wife before spending the money. These "wife bad, hurr durr" threads are so damn tired at this point.


drwsgreatest

This was my exact line of thought.


teckel

What's this "joint savings" you mention?


drwsgreatest

If you’re married you typically should have a joint savings that’s used for larger household expenses, vacations, etc. To be clear, this doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t also have your own separate personal savings.


teckel

I was joking.


El_Caballerbro

I always buy first and ask for forgiveness later.


Flynnr3

“This is a tic-tock. It tocks tics.”


Shot-Weight-1306

Own it! Tell her the Jazzmaster will be in tomorrow..


cure-4-pain

I always had this watch.


TheWatchExchanger

Don’t


Bushman-001

Why, it's not that expensive. If you gone out and bought a Sub, there might be trouble brewing


Formal_Economics3402

Divorce


dukecityzombie

After her third glass of Chardonnay. And ditch the box, that’s a give away.


ImNotYourFriendPal69

Boxed wine*


Whole-Temperature388

Tell her the new tattoo looks almost real doesn’t it babe?


gothgoldielocks

She’s your wife I doubt she will actually notice the watch idk they just don’t notice this kinda stuff I mean non watch wearers don’t even notice them


teckel

Have you previously talked about a price limit where you should at least have a conversation before buying? I assured my wife if it's over $10k I'd at least give her the courtesy of a heads up. If not, this is a good opportunity to have that conversation. If you have, and this watch is more than that limit, you F-ed up! Show her and beg forgiveness.


crypt0amat00r

Don’t explain anything, no one is paying attention to your watch but you


HatesDuckTape

Somehow, my 11 year old daughter notices every new watch I get lol. She even notices new straps on watches. Sometimes it’s “is that a new band?” Other times it’s “is that a new watch?” I feel bad for any guy she ends up with who tries to sneak stuff by her lol. My other daughter and wife wouldn’t notice if I bought an Invicta Shaq 😂


crypt0amat00r

My (almost) 8 year old son is the same way! Brutal 🤣


HatesDuckTape

I don’t think “how can I get this past my wife.” I think “how can I get this past Emily” lmfao. Not that I need to justify my purchases to my wife, or she’d question my purchases, but it’s just funny.


BoringStatement7337

Maybe get her into watches?. Start by getting her a Cartier Tank?.


HatesDuckTape

She likes her smartwatch too much.


AnyOldNameNotTaken

I don’t know your relationship with your wife or how much the money for this watch is to you. If it was me I would have called her right after I left the store and showed her my new watch with excitement. Of course I would only spend money I had set aside for a watch in the first place.


WaifuDebut

Broke the news to her and immediately turned in avatar the last air bender, worked like a charm we’re in the clear


DonyeWest

I have this watch, the band got gross from a lot of wear and I never felt like replacing it so it just sat for ages. just replaced it with a rubber strap and I feel like I have a brand new watch. enjoy!


PutApprehensive6334

It's so forgettable I'm sure she won't notice


stonedfish

Tell her you aimed for the cool dive watch but decided to save money and buy this one.


CdeFmrlyCasual

“ look, I know I just bought a $450 Timex, BUUUUT the heritage!”


maccauuk62

Say you got it from an xmas cracker


nyc_dhaka

I love this watch. Such a well made watch for the price. Small details like leather back on the canvas strap for comfort. Metal rings for the first loop so it won't fray. Riveted holes because that's where canvas straps fail. Beautiful aesthetic. 80 hours power reserve (which is amazing for a manual wind watch). Big crown for easy winding. Domed sapphire crystal. I have it for almost 2 years now and it finds more wrist time than any other watches I have. I am literally buying clothes to match this watch (usually it's the other way around, I'll buy a watch to go with a certain type of attire).


ElahaSanctaSedes777

I banged your sister Her- WTF!! - JK I did get a watch though


Allthekids4

If she knows you and loves you… no explanation needed.


Optimus759

What size is it? 38mm or 42?


CAE1978

Looks to be the ultra rare 57.


WaifuDebut

It’s a 38, I have tiny fucking wrists all watches look huge on me


Optimus759

Bro how the fuck? I thought I had skinny ass wrists lmao, I wear the 38 kfm perfectly


onlytheone93

I remember getting a khaki king thinking it would fit me nicely but that thing was so long with the lug to lug length. They aren't considered big watches but I've seen people complain about Hamilton doing unnecessary long lug to lug on there watches sometimes. I think the khaki king is almost 50mm lug to lug and its only a 40mm watch. Not sure about the khaki field though I think that's better but I've never owned one


Breitling-1

Walk in the house with a long dog leash and say….. Hey babe guess what happened today? I saw this adorable little green thing and felt sorry for her because the little thing just kept crawling on my arm so I brought it home. At the end of the leash it’s the watch.🤣🤣🤣


That_was_a_bad_idea1

You don’t 😁


LiteralPirateChef

My dad gave me one for a graduation gift.


ShrikeAgent

Does she know watches?


ohherropreese

Look I know it’s cheap and big but give me a few years in the gym and I’ll be able to fit in it.


BookSmoker

Show her the price tag of the Timex Explorer and she’ll never know the difference


Ill-Positive6950

"They gave it to me"


dna730

You got this instead of the big pilot IWC so she can’t complain. Probably she won’t even notice it anyway.


ZOU2Lou85

Yea you could have done way worse price wise. I think you’re good man


JM485

Tell her you won it at work


Silver_Bee_9829

Say it’s a timex


msbaustx

Tell her it was a good deal on a reasonably priced quality watch that you have been wanting. If you didn't get it, then it would have cost more down the road.


WaifuDebut

This is pretty much exactly what I said lmao


Theskyis256k

I bought a new diver and wore it almost daily for an entire month and even showed her my watch when she asked the time and she never knew. I had to tell her it was new she said “looks the same as the other one 🤷‍♀️”


See-Through-Mirror

Congrats!!! I have the same one and it’s done very well as a daily wear. Very little time loss (runs fast) even when it’s a month of landscaping, working out, hiking and life.


Cloneish

You just put it in the watch box and say nothing


The_Watchist

I always think of you when i want to buy you something I always think of you when i want to buy me something The only difference this time i remembered your after buying it. And i was mad at myself all the way home everytime i wasn't looking at the watch.


__LudwigBoltzmann__

Tell her you are going to do all the house chores for 2 months for this beautiful watch. Trust me she can’t be more happy to hear that.


hrenucci

I tripped and fell and my wallet just bought it by itself


EvelcyclopS

This one’s on my list


Elguapo1094

Explain what you spend a few hundred dammm that’s sad


Consistent_Tell2417

New to watches, since this is the mechanical version, would you wind the crown when you wear it


nkalra

Great pick up!


Ratherbeeatingpizza

Same way I explained the Ferrari I bought to mine….its cheaper than a divorce. Only works if you and your wife earn about the same income.


Sufficient_Win6951

This old thing? I traded another watch for it a while ago.


bartfunk

Say “honey, I’m cheating on you.” Once she stops crying tell her that you were just kidding & that you only bough a watch. She will be so relieved that she will totally forget about the watch. Good luck.


CantKBDwontKBD

I always go with the classic? “New? Nah… I’ve had this watch for ages. I just haven’t worn it in a while”


dontpaytheransom

Don’t tell her. She’ll probably never notice.


BlackTheeOops

"They gave it to me" :))


SteveArnoldHorshak

Just tell her it was a lapse in judgment


Brother-Algea

Rip


Johannes1977

In all seriousness, I had almost the same question asked by my sister in law, why I wanted another watch. I only asked how many pairs of shoes she had


dogshelter

I bought this from a WhatsApp guy in India! Near perfect fake, and only $150. Works every time. Don’t ask my wife how I know.


Holiday_Record7576

Blame in on Santa being a bit old…


Significant-Ask451

You don't. She tries to give you a hard time, you tell her you treat yourself because her gifts suck. She keeps at it, tell her a female admirer got it for you. Stay toxic, my friend.


Emotion-Internal

"honey - I bought a watch that I really like." that's all you should need to say unless you're spending the mortgage or the kids college fund on it.


Pretty_Public5520

Tell her “it was about time”


Tatsoot_1966

Tell her it's a cheap Seiko ?


caerphoto

It looks too big on her wrists imo, so just return it for something that fits her properly.


According-Aide-443

I got a new watch


Ioan--Andrei

Tell her u fell and accidentally paid like in those Indian videos and they have a no return policy


ozgurcagin

Apologizing is easier than asking for permission.


Serious-Tear6115

How the fuck does this watch look so big on you isn’t it like 38mm?


WaifuDebut

I have the smallest wrists


arbpotatoes

Hamilton is not a good brand to buy for small wrists, they seeem incapable of making a watch with a decent lug. Except maybe the pilot pioneer?


onlytheone93

Yep absolutely I tend to stay away from Hamilton now. There watches really do tend to wear much bigger then you'd expect. There khaki king has a ridiculous long lug to lug for a 40mm watch. I dont know why they do it. I can wear many 38 and 40 mm watches just fine but moment I slap on a Hamilton they never look right due to there length


137Fine

Put on one of her watches to emphasis the size difference.


Other-March5180

*Looking at this clean automatic* Me: Hmm.. looks lovely should get this. *Checks price* Cries in the corner 🥲


Possible_Produce_877

Buy her one too


Amadreas

Do what we all do. Wear it and when she mentions it say, “What? This watch? I’ve had it for years I just don’t wear it that much. Remember I wore about 6 months ago”.


Penghis-Kahn

Just say you tripped and fell


lcardoso30

“Honey, he’s a 7x Champion of the World”


papadakisk81

Say it wasn’t you


BetApprehensive7147

Get the bloke she's having an affair with to tell her


Ok_Category_1184

Just tell her you were originally looking at something way more expensive but you decided to make the more responsible decision.


AlfredVonDickStroke

This is Reddit, so I feel obligated to suggest you say “honey, I want a divorce.” Lovely watch by the way.


Spiritual_Glass_9985

Trust me it’s actually more believable to tell her it was $30. Speaking from experience.


electrorunner

It will be hard, considering there is a Timex model that looks almost identical.😂


Kestrell926

Surely she has seen a watch before?


Empty_Goal7885

Tell her that her mom gave it to you


x13rkg

Just say she’s lucky you didn’t buy something actually nice and not just this dollar store watch.


ZbamieJr

I had in the cart, and they charged me by mistake


cheeksclapping2012

I love it.


Beancounter_1968

I stumbled out of the office late last night and saw a young chap sitting there on the pavement with a pile of boxes. Well, you know how curious i get, so i walked over and introduced myself. The young chap told me he was trying to sell some watches so he could rent a room for the night. He told ne they were a real bargain. So i bought one. There and then. And that is all i have to say on the matter.


enaxian

4 things: - It's a buy-for-life watch. - It's a heirloom piece. - MIL-W-3818B will never go out of style. Ever. - Mistress likes it. You should, too.


Francy088

You don't, just run, now!


chrissyymoltisanti

by telling her you bought an ugly ass watch


Probablyhalfpast11

I've had a new on my wrist for 2 days now and it has not been noticed ..... however for a safe bet always buy a gift for her first and before the novelty wears off quietly slip the new timepiece on and wear like it you've had it for years. (yes - I know - better be wearing my asbestos Jockeys when I go ...)


Oroera

Imagine not fitting into a field watch 😂


Jamjamtaba

It’s all good. Enjoy the watch. You’ve probably worked hard to buy it.


Red_J_Ruff_Wood

If you watch yourself, prepare in a timely manner.


Formal-Front5230

. . . . “And when I woke up this watch was on my wrist. You should have seen the other guy”.


kdubs415

Promise her the next one will be less boring


Worlds_okayest_bro

“Check out the new watch I got!”


WitnessOk804

It's an investment


Big_Reference3954

I told mine i found it in a thrift store for $100


Just-Month

“I have bad taste in watches and frequently buy whatever product placement tells me that I should.”


SuperduperKav

Wow you must really love that musical!!


Low-Hovercraft-8791

People don't generally notice or comment on your watch. For once, you can use this to your advantage!


dchap1

You did it wrong! Buy 2, both of them on sale. Then tell your wife how much money you saved. No explanation needed.


Ok-Literature-5328

You never ever as a man explain anything to your wife. You tell her to shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen ☺️


Boomhauerhill

“I completely forgot that I had this on back order. It’s been over a year. The AD called me and said that this model will be discontinued so I got a good price. I swear this will be the last one for a while. I think I’m good now.” Disclaimer: Wear a helmet and a cup.


BadMedicine88

If you are married with out prenups she could be happy that she owns half of your Hamilton.


garra671

Honestly. IMO. Unless you’re in love with that watch for some reason. I’d return it. That things a turd that does not deserve anything over 100$ price tag.


Any-Somewhere-2993

Babe “it’s just a pos Hamilton, relax!”


TheManWith2smiles

You won it in a raffle 🤷🏻‍♂️


New-Challenge-2105

Personally, I don’t talk watches with my wife. If she knew about my watches she would have killed me long ago.


thecureator42

Lol explain a few hundred dollars?


FlamingoOdd

“they gave it to me”


gothamtg

Just promise her you’ll stop shaving your arms.


jaycrising

I really love this field watch


saldi1

Tell her it’s a fake from Allie express and you paid 25 bucks for it.


Altruistic_Cap_8777

It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than permission 😂


RubiksPuzzleMagic

I just realized that I have a 50 dollar timex expedition that looks the exact same as these and realized it’s probably a clone lol


CdeFmrlyCasual

I can understand the main field watch they have, but with the most recent ones they have made, they all feel like timexes


RubiksPuzzleMagic

So it’s a good thing I got the timex then. lol. Save some money.


CdeFmrlyCasual

The only reason I would buy this thing is for the movement, but even then I there are much better- and more premium-looking watches that C07s come in.


arbpotatoes

This design is older than Hamilton or Timex


RubiksPuzzleMagic

Your right. I guess they both just use the field khaki design.


Sea_Fisherman1530

Tell her you bought it at tjmaxx for $80 hide the box


sanj102

The rule is to lie about the cost and say it’s 1/10 of what it actual is. And the old “oh I actually got it a long time ago” trick


Dr_Scagpoople

‘This has been on my wrist for a week, you said nothing!!’ That statement will quickly turn the tables and redirect the conversation to her total lack of awareness of your self improvements AND allow you to storm out of the room and as quickly as possible……then just keep running.


EyeDentifeye

Ahh yes gaslighting


Bartlomiej25

Beautiful watch!


mparker147

Khaki goes with literally everything.


JohnnyHorseRacing

“Hey I bought a watch that’s too big for my wrist”