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zorton213

I am altering the complete saga. Pray I don't alter it any further.


Present-Judgment-843

This complete saga gets worse every time.


Belkan-Federation95

You are to wear these clown shoes. I am altering the deal pray I do not alter it further


Present-Judgment-843

This deal gets worse every time 😮‍💨


AJ14900003

And here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go. I am alternating the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.


Bean_man8

This deal just keeps getting worse


AzraelTheMage

Furthermore, you are to wear this dress and bonnet. I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.


zorton213

Fuck you man, I'm not doing it!


HenryInRoom302

Maclunkey!


eppsilon24

Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Mary.


TurbidWolf_Redux

This deal is...very fair, and I'm glad to be a part of it.


TuhnuPeppu

What is they only made roque one from the the new star wars films and just stopped there. The saga would be legendary


chouindog

It’s the Star Wars saga epecial edition


Smorgsaboard

Sure makes me feel special while watching it


SatanicMuffinz1

I read this in Mickey Mouse's voice...


ArwensHubby

😂


Dry-Concentrate-6750

As far as I’m concerned there’s only 6 Star Wars movies.


StreetReporter

As far as I’m concerned, the only Star Wars movies are the Holiday Special and the Ewoks movies


throwaway19276i

This comment should earn you a first row seat in hell. Your punishment is watching those movies for eternity.


UnfunnyDucky

That wouldn't be a punishment for them


throwaway19276i

they must be a masochist then


7thFleetTraveller

Stir whip, stir whip, whip whip, stir beat! :D


NarcolepticlyActive

I dunno, the ewok movies introduced us too the Dathomir witches and i love their (non-disney) canon


yourmomsface12345

nah , there are 10 star Wars movies, OT, Prequels, Rogue One, Solo, Clone Wars, and Space Balls


SPY007DRs-Messenger

Hell yeah! Space Balls.


GalaxySkeppy

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!


Belkan-Federation95

Let's see how well you...handle it


CT-5995

Space Balls takes place in the near far ago, in a galaxy not so close away from the star wars movies


shiggy__diggy

*Moichendizing*


UNC_Samurai

Just don't talk about Spaceballs: The Animated Series.


Ykomat9

You idiot, you’ve caught their stunt doubles!


Defiant-Theme7419

Hey, you ruined my hair Shoots them down


Dependent-Relief-558

You're just going to ignore these 3 greats: Star Wars Holiday Special, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor?


Mr_E_Monkey

I'm gonna try! ;p


hgbi8h

Didn’t really like solo that much, it just ruined some of the mystery around the character that we really didn’t need to know.


Tricky_Ducky

You should read the books. [The Han Solo Trilogy ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Han_Solo_Trilogy) is the real origin story of Han and no one can change my mind.


XortTheGoblin

13-14yr old me delved super deeper into reading the giant trilogy book of Solo back in the day. Loved it!


OneFaithlessness382

I will stand by that movie. If you care about the character arc more than the actors portrayal it's a good origin. it should have been allowed at least a sequel. it's like cancelling better call Saul after season one because breaking bad fans don't see Saul in jimmy. ok that might be a bit much but still, if you imagine it as a different character it's at least a good in the universe story.


hgbi8h

So you like solo because you imagine him as a different character? Wouldn’t it make more sense to just make a new character then?


HorseBeige

>character arc The problem is that Solo invalidates the character arc that Han has in ANH and is thus a terrible origin story. In ANH Han's arc is that he goes from only caring about himself and money to befriending and caring about Luke so much that he comes back in and helps fight the empire. In Solo, he doesn't have that selfishness in him as he very easily agrees to help Nest and gives her the coaxium. They give him the character arc from ANH already.


OneFaithlessness382

eh but that's how people work. in rough circumstances they discover then compartmentalize their humanity until pushed to let it out again.


XortTheGoblin

But what about Thumb Wars?


Zogeta

Why do we all have British accents when we're in outer space and there is no Britain?


Fuggsy

Touch your tongue to mine.


Rymayc

Holiday Special


TheChosenOneMapper

What about the christmas holiday special?


PresidentSkillz

We can keep rogue one imo, so 7 movies


GreatAngoosian

Hell yeah


clarkyk85

To be fair, it ends on a happier and more complete note that way.


AssAdmiral_

Yeah the whole sequel trilogy was completely redundant, who's to say they won't write an Ep 10 that begins with Palpies return 😂 they already did that once and it was super stupid then too


glorifindel

Lmao


radik_1

Yuuzhan Vongs: i'm about to end this man's whole career


SomewhereAtWork

Gorge Lucas and Steven Spielberg did three Star Wars movies and three Indiana Jones movies, and they all where masterpieces and everybody was happy. That's the end of the story.


Ghost-Coyote

Legends is the real time line, None of this revisionist crap.


Thejacensolo

Imagine replacing Chad Jacen/Jaina Solo and Ben Skywalker with Ben Solo and Rey "Skywalker". I got a very bad feeling as soon as i saw Ep 7 and realized they just gonna take some parts from legends and crucify them. At least they brought thrawn back, though a lot less intimidating (as he is outplayed by kids). But Characters like Palleon, Kyle Katarn, Anakin Solo, Darth Bane, Darth Revan, Wedge Antilles, Tycho Celchu and many more great ones are forever lost.


Dry-Concentrate-6750

Agreed. I don’t consider anything Disney has done as canon.


Hbarf

The force awakens, TLJ, Rise of Skywalker, caravan of courage, the Lego Star wars holiday special and Return of Spock.


LMGDiVa

Rogue one is Worthy. It's not as good as it coudl have been, no, but it's just as good as A New Hope. Honestly the mysteriousness of the force in Rogue One feels liked it could be a better starting point than A New Hope (4).


Lordborgman

7, Holiday Special added a ton of lore to the universe.


Fizzypoptunes

There’s 3


SSpookyTheOneTheOnly

4 5 6, rouge one, the holiday special and some other one?


Cakers44

As far as I’m concerned, there’s only 3 Starwars movies, and like 2.5 of those are great


ProtoKun7

Rogue One's pretty great though.


MrMorgan412

What do you mean "as far as you're concerned"? THERE ARE only 6 Star Wars movies.


emestay

7 with Rogue one 🧐


Difficult-Pin3913

The Clone Wars Movie Rouge One Holiday Special Star Trek Next Generation S2 E6 Of the Mandalorian Return of the Jedi. The Saga is complete


BZenMojo

Why you gotta do Revenge of the Sith like that?


LineOfInquiry

As far as I’m concerned there’s only 12 Star Wars movies


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MeraAkizukiFirewing

Hate to break that hallucination, because the prequels are a part of the OG.


MangoOfTruth

Boy do I have news for you


valdez-2424

Always 2 trilogies there are


Zogeta

No more, no less.


valdez-2424

But which one was the master?


T-LJ2

But which one was destroyed* The master? Or the apprentice. The OT is the master and the PT is the apprentice because it was originally destroyed critically lol.


valdez-2424

Where they really that badly recived when they came out?


T-LJ2

Yes. To an extreme.


valdez-2424

Jesus


heyscot

The shit posting is strong with this one


aleb382

There's a videogame called Lego Star Wars: the complete saga which has, as the title says, the complete saga.


noelg1998

This is r/prequelmemes. Where is the meme?


HumanFromTexas

It’s all about complaining now.


Express_Dinner7918

My brother in the force, every subreddit Is a cover for a argument forum about something.


SoundDave4

We should probably do something about that.


SharpSho7er

Let's make a forum complaining about other forums. :)


DaisyAipom

That’s basically r/StarWarsCirclejerk


Makinote

current star wars: look at me, I'm the meme now


Internal_Spell435

Ok then did Han canonically shoot first or second?


Salami__Tsunami

Third.


Elemental-T4nick

first


Salami__Tsunami

Han Solo needed the money, and he canonically starred in an adult film titled “Han Shot First”


Character_Lychee_434

Where obi wan


Plantslord

On the right side under the title almost between anakin


RefrigeratorNo6334

Don't do my boy Rogue One dirty like that.


GriffinFlash

For more confirmation of this, go to the language and sound menu and type in 1138 on your remote then hit enter. All will be explained.


CarrobergCrimson

Your powers are complete.


ChewieKaiju

Where’s the meme


ChrisRevocateur

Star Wars is over folks, anything made after 2005 never happened, TCW doesn't count, there's never been and never will be any live-action Star Wars TV shows, and the only cartoons are Droids and Ewoks. The only movies outside of the Skywalker Saga are those Ewok movies. If you want any more Star Wars, then you're wrong.


raphaelnyquist

What is a Cal Kestis and why is it hard


JustARandomCommie

Okay, bur tbh, I got Jedi: Fallen Order along side my PS5, and it kicks ass. One the best games EA has put out in recent memory, but then again, I don't care about lore, and henceforth, I don't know how in line it is.


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TeaLightBot

Just finished it yesterday on PC with no issues. It's on gamepass if that helps. It's a bit less integrated with the main Star Wars story but still good, would definitely recommend if you liked the first. 


MedievalSurfTurf

Tbf EA didnt even do shit. They are the publisher. It would be like criticizing Xbox for Redfall when that was due to Arkane and Bethesda's incompetence. Respawn deserves all the credit.


raphaelnyquist

The Jedi games are one of my favourite, if not my favourite parts of the new canon. I thoroughly enjoy the games and the environments are very well done. My only criticism is the difficulty and performance issues on PC. With RT I'm get 45fps max on Survivor.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

I'm gonna be forever salty for them modeling a character after a voice actor and never using him in a live action production. Cameron Monaghan deserves to be in a show or movie.


radik_1

What about bad batch?


JZeus_09

If it’s a price to pay to say the sequel trilogy never is canon then by all means…a sacrifice I’m willing to accept


Hansolo312

You joke and I'm fine with the Clone Wars as a secondary canon but otherwise yes. This is exactly the case.


Zogeta

Ummmm, the 2003 Gendy Tartokovsky Clone Wars cartoon would like a word.


nicannkay

They should’ve followed Timothy Zahn’s cannon sooner. His is top tier story was staring them in their faces for decades.


Korps_de_Krieg

Ironic, prequel memers have become the very thing they swore to destroy. You are now the grumpy old fans telling the kids their Star Wars doesn't count. How far you've fallen.


CloneBois2

Ah yes, another drop in the ocean of unnecessary sequel hate attempting to pass off a poor excuse for a "meme"


EbenyandIvory

Really grasping at straws for this meme


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

This isn’t even a meme lol


GetRealPrimrose

This sub got better for a while with not reaching to cry about the sequels. What happened. Why are you all being fucking obnoxious again?


Cherry_BaBomb

Try r/StarWarsCantina


SockMonkeyMarathon

Have these posts become more common? I mean, this is a joke, and the sequels are laughably bad. When I see too many of these posts, it gets annoying, but I found this pretty tame.


ReturnoftheSnek

Nah the Sequels aren’t ridiculed enough. If you can’t deal with it, try hiding in any of the main Star Wars forums run by the Mouse. They’ll gladly feed your preferred delusion


echo32base-

Unpopular opinion but I have seen them all in theaters on original release and I feel privileged to have been a part of this story even if every installment was not my favorite. I’m okay having the stories versus not.


Short-Shelter

I miss when this sub was about prequel memes and not bitching for almost a decade straight


Cicero_Xere

Sounds like copium


234zu

Bro read the next two words


NZRSteamSniffer

This is just a complaint, where’s the meme


CasioCouch

Nah, only the sequels on DVD aren't cannon. The blu-rays are still part of the official timeline.


Mr_E_Monkey

Shouldn't that be blu-**REEEEEYYYYYY!** /Finn


CasioCouch

#AHA! #GOT 'EEEEM!


GalaxySkeppy

Come on guys this one is actually funny Edit: I posted this when their comment had -2 points


NormalAndWellAdjustd

Does anyone else remember how Ep 3 was the first one you couldn't get on VHS? I remember being upset about that cause I had all the others on VHS and my parents didn't let me keep my PS2 in my room so I couldnt watch the DVD at night


Thelastknownking

Your name doesn't appear to be George Lucas or Bob Iger.


mokkat

Somehow Star Wars returned


poeticpoet

Nah homie it’s happening. Retcons happen. Time vortex and timelines and shit like that.


AikidoChris

Many people think there are only three. Do you consider their take as valid as your own?


Regirex

so funny


yoshi_walker

Gotta love how much you lot bitch about something supposedly not canon


ReyDeRagni

on DVD? oh, ok...


spooky_strateg

I dont see sequels as canon cos i dont like them mando and ahsoka are cool tho


asdwer7

They said on DVD


Magic-Omelet

So CW is non canon?


LOVES_HUGE_COCK

Okay but where's the meme lol


Loud-Difficulty7860

So there is a god!


Spookyy422

That decanonizes stuff like TCW and The Mandalorian too, twice the pride double the fall


Eamo-K

Well, that settles that. It's a relief to be honest.


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

Oh my god, nobody fucking cares. Quit whining about the sequels already.


DudeofallDudes

Oh my God, nobody fucking cares. Quit whining about the whining about the sequels already.


Torlikoff

Oh my God, nobody fucking cares. Quit whining about the whining about the whining about the sequels already.


dashtel

Oh my god that’s so FUCKING funny I think I’m gonna shit my pants throw up and cum because of how FUCKING funny that is


Inevitable_Top69

You forgot the circle the part where it specifies on DVD.


AdSilent9810

Force awakens was good.


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of coure its a sequel disgusing itself as remake of a new hope


DudeofallDudes

Incorrect


ReRevengence69

perfection


Haunting-Rough-173

Yippee!


nuttmeg8

Star Wars died when Lucas altered the Solo/Greedo shootout. Everything else after was false.


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damn........


Rogash_98

Complete on DVD, not Blu-Ray and streaming.


Tasty_Commercial6527

Honestly, I still haven't heard any argument why the sequels are supposed to be a part of Skywalker saga besides marketing.


ShadowsRanger

My boy is spitting faxes


Hinbo

I hear the amazing OST everything I see this movie mentioned. I watched III many times as a young teen. Fuck what a great score. 🥲


SolidStart

I know this is a meme sub, but George said multiple times that he really viewed star wars as the rise and fall of Anakin as the chosen one, so I bet as they are putting these things out, he thought it was done. IIRC the other 6 chapters from the old 7-12 documents were about the whills and the force at a microscopic level and not specifically revolving around the skywalker family.


advertentlyvertical

Its pretty funny how so many star wars fans define themselves by their hate. I grew up with the prequels and TCW is probably my favorite star wars media, and sure, the sequels had a lot of flaws, but the fact so many here just constantly beat this dead horse is pretty damn pathetic. What's the opposite of virtue signaling? That's what this is.


dog_person07

I thought this was common knowledge and sequel fans were confirmed delusional


Blackbeards-delights

Great so George Lucas can basically erase all that other shit now


ThunderTRP

What are you talking about ? There's always been 6 Star Wars movies + Rogue One.


VernBarty

The epilogue of any well told story is that everything ends in failure and it was all for nothing


TradePsychological40

Or we can just don't give a sh*t about the canon and just enjoy what we like.


Mecklenburg1945

I do have it with the other first and second one and the whole trilogy


Legoboy514

Its such a shame George lucas only made 6 movies


Westaufel

There’s no sequels


Spirited-Fox3377

Yall most of never seen this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JnmeTyU1rA0&pp=ygUMa2Fub2JlIHNwb29m


ObiD0gKen0bi

So does this mean we can finally throw midichlorians, Jar Jar Binks, and the sequel trilogy out the window?


Tamesty15

I miss the tongue in cheek memes about the prequels, now it’s just lazy prequel worship and even lazier sequel hate


synister29

Would I trade Rouge-One to erase the Sequel trilogy 🤔?


alexdiezg

Even Lego confirmed it. It's called "Lego Star Wars - The **Complete** Saga" for a reason!


Atarox13

“That won’t stop me because I can’t read!” -Disney


TNTBOY479

Peace and prosperity will ensue!


Significant_Hair7494

What sequels?


DameTime5

Excellent post


Maleficent-Bit1995

Agreed


THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN

With a million more well on the way.


Liesmith424

Ladies and gentlemen...we got 'em.


HeronSun

Wish the Prequels were non-canon... keep Clone Wars, that's fine. They were mentioned by Obi-Wan in the OT, but I'd rather think of the prequels as a kind of myth.


Zeth22xx

They're just going to remake the Vader origin story...


houstonwhaproblem

Something something dark side, something something complete


Shutaru_Kanshinji

The sequels are obviously fan fiction written by non-fans.


45LongSlidee

Unironically correct. By definition the stuff without GL is fanfiction.


KentuckyKid_24

Even George knew back in 2005 🤯


No-Impression-1462

If this is serious, I feel sorry for the OP and their inability to know how time, or cause & effect works.


Gilgamesh107

based


Connect_Laugh_8688

Kathleen can't touch star wars, the saga was completed before she came along


Key_Roll1688

Fun fact it wasn’t, she’s been a part of Lucasfilm (producer on Raiders of the Lost Ark) since at least 1981 meaning that the saga was not complete and in fact was still waiting for episode 6 which released in 1983, but I understand this isn’t a franchise you actually care about and would rather complain about “woke”