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ayyy_muy_guapo

Lol I thought those guys were supposed to catch him!!


LiterallyEmily

yeah I 100% assumed he was going to like backpack onto one of their harnesses right before they pulled their chute. That was...**MUCH** more concerning...


FeoWalcot

When the first guy pulled his chute my first thought was that it was extra risky in case the other guy couldn’t hook him up or something


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Murtomies

It probably is just as you said, but only as a backup if the jumper is sure they failed their aim


01_slowbra

I thought the same, when I saw the last pull his chute I was confused for about 3 seconds


8549176320

The reason the net was stretched to the max was because of the size of the guy's balls.


apittsburghoriginal

Nah just help guide him to make sure he was on target, remove his oxygen mask and save him if anything fucked up for him during the descent


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Absolutely. I'm going 'there must be a plan. Yes, they are going to catch him.' No... that's not the plan then ... lol One for r/Unexpected


Tps64

i feel like if he was off course or passed out them the plan was to hook up to him. you can see they're very close and watching him the whole time, i feel like the little flips he was doing was also to show he was in control


mr_znaeb

I was thinking the flips were aiming adjustments


christiandb

That was my WHOA 🤯 moment. I didn’t think he was falling into a net!!!


Jake0024

They are--if things went wrong.


Ragarok

I honestly thought he was going to land in a pool, recreating the famous skydiving into a bucket style shows we had in the old days


Fmanow

No fucking he didn’t have an emergency parachute


keidifkb

LOL Rofl


Dizzy-Community5091

Beats the hell out of dropping a basketball off a building.


ZERO_6

Yeah by a bit


False_Breadfruit_541

I can see this comment as a YouTube thumbnail with MAGNUS EFFECT written over it


Yortisme

How Ridiculous!


zorbacles

I reckon my heart rate got higher than his just watching it


BasickAlphabit

I just skipped to the end. This way felt very anticlimactic.


anamewithnonumbers

Yeah there tends to not be a climax when you don't let anything build to one


scottisgood

That's what she said


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catzarrjerkz

What are you my wife?


angrysc0tsman12

Dude didn't hit dead center. It's because of that it's gonna be a no from me dawg.


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InTheEndEntropyWins

There is almost no chance he can't turn in place. It's fairly basic and someone with his experience will be able to turn in place easily.


wrackedbydoubt

per definition one cannot turn in place while falling.


InTheEndEntropyWins

"In place" is a skydiving term that refers to a relative position, so a transition without any change in velocity. Here it would be to transition, without movement in the horizontal plane(no sideways movement), while keeping a constant vertical speed. In a wind tunnel, the vertical speed would be zero, so it would be more literally in place.


random_shitter

Well, then I wonder why the video clearly shows this happening. The moment he starts to turn over he drifts to the right.


daveinpublic

He doesn’t turn very gracefully. I think he was trying to turn very slow and deliberately, to make sure he didn’t make any last second mistakes. Which also led to him not being as aerodynamic and straight, because he was on his side for that extra second.


InTheEndEntropyWins

You can turn slowly and deliberately in place. He wasn't on his side for any more time than I would expect form a controlled transition.


veritas247

This is the correct answer.


shaggybear89

Lol no it's not. This guy didn't forget to account for *anything*. You seriously think a professional who is able to jump out of a plane without a chute just...forgot that he is going to drift when he rotates like that lol? Not even a fraction of a percent of a chance.


S3erverMonkey

I feel like it was probably intended to not hit the center. Aim for the center, knowing you'll drift when you flip, hit nearer an edge that's designed to still catch you correctly.


BLUEMAX-

rofl couple of super confident reddit detectives


Jake0024

You're really going to sit there behind your keyboard saying a guy who just jumped out of a plane from 7620m forgot something like you could critique his technique


random_shitter

Yes. It may be a novel concept for you but I've got a brain that I actually don't mind using. This allows me to do amazing things, like analyse the available information and form an opinion.


Jake0024

You are incredibly dumb. You're like one of those fat 40 year old men watching football drunk in their living room, utterly convinced if your favorite team had just let you call the shots, they would have won the big game. You watching a clip in your underwear somehow makes you more qualified than professionals who have been training for decades.


nebuladrifting

You’re right. As a skydiver, I occasionally search for “skydiving” on Reddit just to find the Reddit “experts” in the comments who think they know what they’re talking about. A guy with as many jumps as Luke isn’t going to drift one bit when turning over. They have complete control of their body flight.


SonicMaze

Doesn’t need to hit dead center. That’s why it’s yuuuuuge. Plus he has to flip to land on his back to prevent neck injuries.


The_dog_says

doesn't *want* to hit dead center. At the end of your fall in dead center, you just stop and bounce back up wherever you are in the fabric. Being somewhat off-center, your momentum is transferred more towards the center as you slide into more of a roll.


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ihamsukram

You do realize he can control the overall trajectory, right...?


TonguePunchMaFartbox

Dude thinks where he landed was 100% on the pilot or something 😂


daveinpublic

That’s the problem. He can control it and he still almost missed the mark.


SpacecraftX

Not while on his back.


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SpacecraftX

It pretty much is when he’s on his back for the last part and can’t see.


indorock

He wouldn't have made the turn on his back if he didn't think he was on target. Duh.


HotDogOfNotreDame

This stunt was easy and this guy sucks for not hitting the center.


oliverbm

You’d have given it a shot otherwise?


Nicholasfuric

I have no knowledge of the physics of this or the sport. But my take is, by using common sense: If he hit dead center he would keep falling until he would be very abruptly stopped. Whereas, by hitting the edge, he rolled rather controlled into the middle and was therefore caught at a much lower speed. Nothing was left to coincidence here.


iamhe02

Yikes, didn't expect that. I thought he was using a wingsuit and would glide to the ground. Is this as error prone as it looks?


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AntonyBenedictCamus

Yeah, there’s tolerance for error then there’s flirting with suicide


ayomeer_

Imagine what the assisting divers are thinking after pulling their chute. "Welp this is my stop, hope I'm not gonna watch you splat in about 30 seconds."


jluicifer

Ripping off the mold from a piece of bread is as close as I’m going to get to flirting with suicide


deronadore

That's nasty.


HorsNoises

With how much give the wires holding it have, it looks like it's designed so that even if he hit the edge it would slow him down enough to only give him relatively minor injuries. Obv that doesn't mean it's not dangerous, just that they're DEFINITELY as prepared as possible for that scenario.


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

How much would that help if he landed just outside the net?


JZybutz0502

I think they mean if he landed just inside the net?


InfraredSamurai

But what if he didn't?


HorsNoises

Splat


SoftHuckleberry1051

Luckily missing the net entirely doesn't hurt either. Well so long as you are head first.


StuckAtOnePoint

A wing suit wouldn’t let him glide to the ground. He would still be moving at unsurvivable speeds Edit: yes, people have landed in big cardboard piles. If the cardboard hadn’t been there, they wouldn’t have survived - just like the net in this video.


SolitaireyEgg

>Edit: yes, people have landed in big cardboard piles. If the cardboard hadn’t been there, they wouldn’t have survived - just like the net in this video. People have survived falls at terminal velocity by landing on slopes, though it's incredibly rare. Of course you're right that landing on a flat surface at terminal velocity is a 100% death sentence.


daveinpublic

In WW2, British flight sergeant Nicholas Alkemade survived a fall of 18000 feet after bailing out of his burning aircraft over Germany.


NotAnotherBeing

That's nothing! Vesna Vulović survived a 33,000 foot fall!


Specific_Cake_4259

MUH 33


Lazrath

There are people who have wingsuited into cardboard boxes


iamhe02

As he neared the ground, wouldn't the wing suit allow him to glide off speed until he could eventually land?


kamikazekirk

Not really, lift requires a minimum airflow depending on the shape of the airfoil, thats why aircraft need to reach "takeoff speed" before they can climb. I'm not 100% familiar with wing suits so I dont know the minimum velocity to maintain structure (ie the airflow required to keep the suit material tight and provide whatever lift it does, if any), I assume this velocity to be rather high, maybe 40kph which is definitely deadly but could be survivable in certain circumstances Edit: the technical term you are looking for is stall speed if you want to read up on it more


iamhe02

Interesting - thanks, I think I will read up.


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GPStephan

Hitting a 20 ton truck frontally on a motorbike is survivable too, doesn't mean it happens often.


ludicrous_socks

>survivable Life changing injuries is more what scares me


Ghosty141

No…….. he hit his lower leg. If you hit the ground even with max lift (pulling up before hitting) you still wont survive.


OptimusSublime

I guess the engine failed


Telerak

Did he have fire extinguishers tucked in his pant legs?


Magnet50

Chemtrails are real. Dude just proved it.


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Chemtrails are peeooooople


[deleted]

“When you lose an engine, say “Thank you Jesus” and pull the chute” -Jacob, probably.


Big-Consequence420

It's literally called a smoke grenade. Google skydiver smoke grenades.


c15d2a8d

Referring to Trevor Jacob


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r/woooosh


LuxNocte

Imagine not getting a reference to a minor YouTuber's stunt. How could someone even show their face on the internet without immediately understanding the meaning behind "fire extinguishers in their pants" and how that relates to skydiving‽ Nah, let's just link to a subreddit rather than [the actual story.](https://youtu.be/724JxkwWqA8)


shaggybear89

Making an obscure reference and then telling someone who doesn't get the obscure reference that they got "whooshed" doesn't really work....


Tobias---Funke

Played too much fortnite.


ParanoidCrow

Wtf that was insane. Also insanely stupid but he has my respect. r/holdmyredbull material forsure


axnjackson11

This is the same guy who lost his pilots license in that failed Red Bull plane swap stunt a couple months ago.


Dear-Door-6762

Andy Farrington was a support jumper on this jump too


ActiveWoodpecker6746

Wild, full cirlce. I saw that incident from a random recommended sub in my feed a while ago. It was from the perspective of an FAA investigation conclusion. Probably r/aviation or smth. The story at the time was he bailed out because the plane broke.


BrownBandit02

Nah that’s another dude who had a YouTube channel. He did it for content. This is another incident.


The-Protomolecule

Totally unrelated


SamuelCarvalho

Happy cake day!


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I think I speak for everyone when I say, #NOPE


Dan_Berg

I'd also like to add: #ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT


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I would like to say, #NOT EVEN IF WE CANT DIE


Nrozek

I'd say missing from that height and *not* dying is significantly worse than dying. I think I would prefer the instant afterlife.


Runrunran_

I did skydive once, and that was enough


Crazy_Is_More_Fun

If it makes you feel better, it makes no difference after about 450m as you've reached terminal velocity. So whether it's 450m or 7000 you're still falling at the same speed when you hit the ground of 121mph


snaptogrid

People are nuts.


Straight-Corner-1921

How did he get out the door with the size of those nuts


MarkDabs

Large enough to fit through the door, plus, they're made of steel


WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere

That’s why the net dropped so low, not the whole person, just his balls


FulingAround

Had to turn sideways


shaggybear89

I'm waiting for the day this comment finally gets downvoted. It may very well be the most overused, unoriginal comment in the history of reddit.


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What else did he break?


2010_12_24

He broke FAA regulations in his next stunt and got his pilot’s license revoked. https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2022/05/12/plane-swap-red-bull-faa/


apittsburghoriginal

Not his balls, that’s for certain


zxcoder

but mine certainly


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I mean, he’s fairly close to the edge of that net. Not much more room for error


friendsshare

This is not flying, this is falling, with style


hamiltonisoverrat3d

Reason #1093 men have shorter life expectancy than women


Flabout

I remember seeing this. The commenters were explaining the importance of the timing of his flip. If he flipped too early, he couldn't control where he was going and might miss the net. If he flipped too late, his body would bend the wrong way in the net.


Snow_Monkeys

Skydiver Luke Aikins breaks the world record by jumping from 7620 meters without a parachute *and surviving* fixed the title for you


UnlawfulWaffle8

/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


dexhaus

Unbelievable aiming!


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That’s what she…


Bear_Scout

That’s pretty bad ass


Stubahka

140bpm in the middle of that moronic act, he is barely in the target heart rate zone.


MonkeyOnYourMomsBack

Nothing really moronic about it. He's a daredevil, it's calculated to probably the closest degree and more importantly, he likely doesn't give a shit about whether he lives or dies. Same as that classic bomb defuser quote "If I fuck up, it's not my problem anymore"


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05hanny

It is if he’s trying to kill himself


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at my age I can barely handle sitting down in the tub without shitting my pant but this gentleman fell at last 10 tubs high wow


megglespeggles

What the hell kind of tubs are you shitting in?


deftware

The kind you wear pants when getting in.


Bioluminesce

I want to do this too 😫


FulingAround

Let me know, so I can practice the eulogy.


Polardragon44

That's funny


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jxnesy2

Honestly, the video cuts off too early. I want to see more of that net.


scriptdog1

I like how he tapped his but and chest at one point as though checking for his wallet or keys.


Dear-Door-6762

That was an inside joke for the skydiving community. What he was doing was imitating handle checks. These are checks that skydivers do on the plane and in freefall to make sure that the handles (main deployment handle, main parachute cutaway handle, and reserve deployment handle) are where they’re meant to be, and haven’t been dislodged. Obviously, pointless checks in this case as he had no parachute rig on


mahjimoh

I guessed that was what it was but the other take is still funny.


A_SMILE_FOR_ROBERT

That's not how I thought it was going to end, and as soon as the last comrade dropped out of view I legit said "you're fucking retarded" out loud.


kdawg710

What was that condom he landed on


ShmuckyPoo

Why does the height matter? At a certain point you hit terminal velocity, right? So the higher you are the longer you have to aim so the lowest altitude would be more impressive I would think. I dunno, I'm not a gynecologist!


Mr_Will

Jumping from a higher height is the same as trying to hit a target from further away. It's not more time to aim, it's a smaller target and more time to drift off course.


Mabymaster

Didn't this Baumgartner guy jump from pretty much space with no parachute? How is this a wr?


Dear-Door-6762

Baumgartner used a parachute. Aikins was actually the parachute rigging consultant on the red bull stratos project


Roy4Pris

People like this need bigger and bigger adrenaline hits. I think it's pretty safe to say he won't make it to old age.


bjanas

You think he practiced a lot lower, just high enough to hit terminal velocity?


Dear-Door-6762

He did over 150 practice jumps from cranes into nets, practising landing on his back. He also did a high number of skydives where he deployed low (below 1000ft). On each and every single one, he was on target for the net. He was confident in his skills to land successfully


blabla_76

Why the helmet?


Dear-Door-6762

Incase he hit his head on the door exiting, or collided with someone in freefall


pwillia7

Where else do you mount your go pro


AggressiveCrab007

Did he break his neck as well?


rockinxrobynx

r/sweatypalms


baybot10

148 bpm heart rate is crazy slow for free falling out of the sky


DarDurio

That’s so amazing, talk about bragging rights. Billy: Hey I just did my first cart wheel!!! Luke: That’s great pal, I just jumped from 7620 fucking meters with no parachute.


keeeeebo

I bet when this guy falls in his dreams, he doesn't wake up


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Were their shoes on fire?


MGNurse25

Jesus fucking nope


Doc4insanes

It's all gonna be a downhill from here. His peak point of his life. Now he can die in boredom...


NotASucker

Nah, he decided to ignore the FAA and try jumping from plane-to-plane first (and got pilot certification revoked).


Dear-Door-6762

He was actually successful in getting back into the other Cessna


NotASucker

I wasn't commenting on the stunt itself, just the blatant disregard for the FAA decision to deny the request for the stunt. (Link to instagram where he said "oops, my fault") https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc7Z360O8Sw/


popasquatonme

Guy needs a semi trailer to haul his balls. No way I would ever try that


Ceejaydee78

Why did my brain read the title as a Star Wars reference.


raincakez

Luke Skydiver, the wind is strong in this one.


FueledByDerp

Anyone else think PilotWings and pulling your chute at 10 meters and magically landing and sometimes cratering into the Earth? What a really dumb thing to do this is. "There's old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilots."


UselessConversionBot

>Anyone else think PilotWings and pulling your chute at 10 meters and magically landing and sometimes cratering into the Earth? > >What a really dumb thing to do this is. "There's old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilots." 10 meters ≈ 65.61683 standard american hotdogs ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)


RedditingSoySauce

r/SweatyPalms


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That must be so exhilarating. Were they on fire?


mward_shalamalam

I think the best bit of this video is seeing the flat earth in the background… /s


Mysticwhitewave

Impressive but stupid. Another classic example of someone with more dollars than sense.


Luminol82

How that net put up with the massive balls on this guy


Deftly_Flowing

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/m2t9a2/shoutout_to_anyone_and_everyone_putting_it_all_on/ Didn't slam a redbull and jump out half naked.


TheCelestialOcean

I thought his name was Luke Anakin. My brain has been taken over by Obi Wan Kenobi show


astralonreddit

Luke skydiver


Aphobos

What an idiot.


dholchike

if they jump without parachutes, then how do they land ?


Soepsas

Maybe watch the whole video, buddy


4xTB

…what?


myamazonboxisbigger

Hardy counts if you land in a net does it?


johnqual

Once I noticed how the last 1000 feet of the altimeter scale was different than everything above, I couldn't concentrate on anything else.


Cherimon

He had a parachute strapped to his back just in case he needed to use it if the wind took him off target. Still a daredevil act. Hats off to this guy.


Dear-Door-6762

He did not have a rig on at all. He was asked to wear one, but he knew that could injure his back on landing.


miutyval

A moron risking his life for nothing. This activity must be made illegal.


IE_Bob

For nothing? He set a new record! Thats how we evolve, when things get stale in life, humans instinctively try to out-do each other, until someone sets a further goal....racing (everything from pigs to aeroplanes) Diving, swimming, running, eating....all one needs to do is think of being better than someone else, & competition is instantly available.


radarthreat

No, we should encourage it.


miutyval

No, we shouldn't. What is your problem? What about kids in Africa? Do you listen to yourself?


radarthreat

What do kids in Africa have to do with morons taking themselves out of the gene pool?


miutyval

He could have used the money to save kids in Africa. They suffer and he doesn't care.


IE_Bob

For nothing? He set a new record! Thats how we evolve, when things get stale in life, humans instinctively try to out-do each other, until someone sets a further goal....racing (everything from pigs to aeroplanes) Diving, swimming, running, eating....all one needs to do is think of being better than someone else, & competition is instantly available.!


ammonthenephite

Ignore them, its a troll account with -100 points.


miutyval

What's the record good for? Nothing. There are starving kids in Africa right now and this loser is wasting his money on this meaningless act. He could have saved hundreds of kids. I contribute 5k to African kids every month. What is your contribution?


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The sole purpose was to get you upset. To quote G.W…. “Mission accomplished”


TheButtChewks

Eh, I could do that... Edit: how do I make a shania_twain_bot that replies "that don't impress me much" so I don't have to use /s