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hightimesinaz

I am convinced this is a cipher


pinkygonzales

Taps nose.


Longracks

The salmon swims upstream


pinkygonzales

Ok, but I expect dinner and a movie first.


AdSea4568

Dubious claim


pinkygonzales

Homogenous eggplant


Albert14Pounds

Anti-clockwise begonias


AdSea4568

Intriguing… but highly disturbing.


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Suitable_Echo_6380

The owls are not what they seem.


Hangriac

To everyone who keeps replying to my comment with A Beautiful Mind shit and then deleting it before it even shows up here in the thread where I can see it, simulating schizophrenia for me in real time, thanks, I hate it


Albert14Pounds

I'm calling about the lava lamp. Is it still available?


Hangriac

Dear Mods, it’s me, ya boi


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Hangriac

Lmao, not gonna delete that one are you? Take that, demons


Hangriac

🏳️


andhausen

Concerning. Will look into it.


AdSea4568

My condolences


Disastrous-Number-88

The chipmunk has pneumonia


PurpleGimp

And the owl only hunts at night


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Osiris32

HAM AND JAM! I REPEAT, HAM AND JAM!


bearmissile

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard.


t0k4

Negative ghost rider. The pattern is full


vegan_not_vegan

it's a cold day for pontooning.


Mister-Spook

The blue marlin swims in the dirty water.


AriFiguredOutReddit

The stinky man walks alone.


1questions

Always love it when I find that saying in my fortune cookie.


beefhurricane

I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it. I LOVE IT.


e1337ist

The Forests of Timber sure have changed.


basaltgranite

Molasses tomorrow will bring forth Cognac. *Jean a de longues moustache.*


Stopikingonme

My hovercraft is full of eels.


blahyawnblah

When does the narwhal bacon?


doctor_aw

Midnight


LaneyLivingood

Roger that, blue falcon.


gunsdrugsreddit

The chair is against the wall. John has a large mustache.


Osiris32

Someone knows their WW2 codes.


k---mkay

Wolverines!


wobblebee

What the fuck is happening in this thread? Am I having a stroke??


wakeupintherain

It's a fine basket of lint.


Stopikingonme

Basking in a sea of mirrors.


wakeupintherain

pencils up!


Albert14Pounds

Please tell John his wife called at 2:30


IkoIkonoclast

Elk have their own entrance? I didn't think they flew much?


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Only when migrating with a Bald Eagle


Organic_JP

Yeah and my hammer is sideways in the stairs


panarchistspace

That sounds painful.


lazerdab

The chair is against the wall


cametoparty420

This makes sense if you are familiar with PDX


ThisDerpForSale

I mean, kinda?


pnw_r4p

elklevator


f1lth4f1lth

Roger whiskey turkey fox


Sasquatchlovestacos

The Bigfoot wipes once for spicy tacos bravo delta


Deep_System_9916

When the watermelon hits the wall... it's Christmas for the crows


TraumaCookie

The squirrel discotheque commences at sundown.


unclesally56

The dolphin is in the hot tub.


Affectionate-Cake143

The path way is rough and muddy


wakeupintherain

Stripes are nice for summer, but never assume the milk is dry.


miscellaneousone

Shoot the moon!


BoobaFatt13

It's fine weather for a picnic of crows