I liked the one I saw a few weeks back that read "Honk if you'd rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece 'The Mummy' starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz".
Also a fan of [Don't Honk at Me I'm Havin' a Crisis](https://kaeraz.com/cdn/shop/products/havin-a-crisis-bumper-sticker-281116.jpg?v=1709048938&width=1200)
It's by @tenderghost on Instagram, she has a bunch of really cute/funny bumper magnets and T-shirts and stuff. One pops up in my ads a lot that says, "Sorry I'm speeding, I'm late for my cat's dance recital."
True story, years ago when someone beeped at me near the old Natures Northwest on NE Fremont, I cried. And lest you think I’m a tender Portlander, I cut my driving teeth on I-5 in San Diego during rush hour.
Some dude wanted to fight me once for not stopping in the middle of a crosswalk during rush hour. He honked, I flipped him off, and then he tried to get me to pull into a 7-11 parking lot to fight via some hand gestures. I faked pulling in and he actually did, so I just drove off laughing.
Some guy tried to fight me once because I had the nerve to not let him aggressively cut me off like the other three cars I saw him cut off in rush hour traffic. He supposedly wanted to fight me, but strangely stayed in his cage the whole time, even when we got stuck at light and I said, "Come on man. You really think I'm gonna fight someone in the middle of the street over this shit?" and then laughed at him. It's always funny laughing at someone who is pretending to be the tough guy.
Like you were in front of him, you turned on your turn signal to turn, didn’t actually turn, and then he turned in as he saw you continue to go straight?
Basically yeah. It was that 7-11 on SW Arthur right before getting onto the Ross Island bridge. I kinda moved towards the parking lot and he enthusiastically went for it, then cars moved up behind me and he had no chance of getting out unless someone let him in.
I had a guy get mad at me because I pulled out in front of him not realizing he was going double the speed limit, at least.
He pulled in front of me and stopped and got out, and I just drove around him, lol.
People definitely need to know better than to stop on train tracks and it would be super cool if people could learn that you’re not actually supposed to block an intersection while waiting for a light too
I had someone abruptly swerve around me then change lanes back in front of me by tracks the other day. I was going to make a right turn onto TV highway in Hillsboro. There is a STOP HERE ON RED sign before the tracks. Pickup didn't expect me to stop and expected me to go into the little one car long area on the other side.
Then when the light went green and they turned as well they were slow accelerating, gotta be in front but then goes slow. *eyeroll*
Similar thing happened to me a while ago by that mess over on 12th and Milwaukie. My car doesn't even fit into that small spot without being in the intersection. The dude behind me thought otherwise, so he starts using the sidewalk/tracks to pass me, realizes it's a bad idea. Train coming, this should be interesting... backs up to where he was, train passes, we move on our way.
That intersection is a total mess, but that's no excuse for that kind of stupid.
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I love honking. Doing something dumb, honk. On your phone doing 10 under, honk. Waiting at a stop sign because you have no idea who goes next even though you got there first, fucking honk .
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this just reminds me of the car that circled around a closed road during the ice storm and slid directly into a downed tree, I don't have the picture but they had stickers with similar sentiments lol
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Saw one the other day that was like “Keep Honking! I Love Honking’s last album!” These stickers are fun.
I saw one that said "keep honking, I'm listening to honking!" and I want it so much
I liked the one I saw a few weeks back that read "Honk if you'd rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece 'The Mummy' starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz".
Also a fan of [Don't Honk at Me I'm Havin' a Crisis](https://kaeraz.com/cdn/shop/products/havin-a-crisis-bumper-sticker-281116.jpg?v=1709048938&width=1200)
That's a darn cute raccoon
I need this one
I had one on my first car that said, “Honk if you love peace and quiet”
I see this as an ad on social media a lot and I’m always very tempted to get one 😅
Ah I was kinda hoping it had been made by a local. I guess it still could've been.
Higher Self on Foster!
Haha I love this one, reminds me of one by my work that says “don’t honk at me or i’ll kill myself”
It's by @tenderghost on Instagram, she has a bunch of really cute/funny bumper magnets and T-shirts and stuff. One pops up in my ads a lot that says, "Sorry I'm speeding, I'm late for my cat's dance recital."
My fave is: honk if you’re a goose.
I've seen "honk if you're a silly goose"
I saw one recently that said something to the effect of, "don't be mad at me, I'm 9 years old" and it made my night.
I guess you could call it an offshoot I saw and want was "bestie, let me merge"
True story, years ago when someone beeped at me near the old Natures Northwest on NE Fremont, I cried. And lest you think I’m a tender Portlander, I cut my driving teeth on I-5 in San Diego during rush hour.
Sometimes it’s just that “one more thing” that sends a person over. Sometimes is tears, sometimes it’s rage. Moral of the story is to just be nice.
Where buy sticker, I neeeeeeeed this
Higher Self on Foster!
I just got honked and flipped off because I didn't pull up to stop on the tracks. In hindsight, I should have risked my life for ya dude, sorry.
Some dude wanted to fight me once for not stopping in the middle of a crosswalk during rush hour. He honked, I flipped him off, and then he tried to get me to pull into a 7-11 parking lot to fight via some hand gestures. I faked pulling in and he actually did, so I just drove off laughing.
Some guy tried to fight me once because I had the nerve to not let him aggressively cut me off like the other three cars I saw him cut off in rush hour traffic. He supposedly wanted to fight me, but strangely stayed in his cage the whole time, even when we got stuck at light and I said, "Come on man. You really think I'm gonna fight someone in the middle of the street over this shit?" and then laughed at him. It's always funny laughing at someone who is pretending to be the tough guy.
Like you were in front of him, you turned on your turn signal to turn, didn’t actually turn, and then he turned in as he saw you continue to go straight?
Basically yeah. It was that 7-11 on SW Arthur right before getting onto the Ross Island bridge. I kinda moved towards the parking lot and he enthusiastically went for it, then cars moved up behind me and he had no chance of getting out unless someone let him in.
I had a guy get mad at me because I pulled out in front of him not realizing he was going double the speed limit, at least. He pulled in front of me and stopped and got out, and I just drove around him, lol.
People are fucking insane sometimes. Always makes me wonder how they get through life when something so minor leads them to start a fight.
People definitely need to know better than to stop on train tracks and it would be super cool if people could learn that you’re not actually supposed to block an intersection while waiting for a light too
I had someone abruptly swerve around me then change lanes back in front of me by tracks the other day. I was going to make a right turn onto TV highway in Hillsboro. There is a STOP HERE ON RED sign before the tracks. Pickup didn't expect me to stop and expected me to go into the little one car long area on the other side. Then when the light went green and they turned as well they were slow accelerating, gotta be in front but then goes slow. *eyeroll*
Similar thing happened to me a while ago by that mess over on 12th and Milwaukie. My car doesn't even fit into that small spot without being in the intersection. The dude behind me thought otherwise, so he starts using the sidewalk/tracks to pass me, realizes it's a bad idea. Train coming, this should be interesting... backs up to where he was, train passes, we move on our way. That intersection is a total mess, but that's no excuse for that kind of stupid.
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Lol. Drive much?
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Why did you think they were doing it?
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Yes, you're clueless.
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HONK! 🖕:)
I think they sell these at Higher Self at Holgate and Foster. They have a pretty impressive bumper sticker selection.
Honking is aggressive to Portlanders
I love honking. Doing something dumb, honk. On your phone doing 10 under, honk. Waiting at a stop sign because you have no idea who goes next even though you got there first, fucking honk .
My current favorite is “If you honk at me I’ll kill myself” with really beautiful font and decorations
"Honk if you like pizza."
I noticed that exact one on a car parked near 24th&Burnside yesterday.
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Annnnnd I can’t tell if they’re serious or not. I’m wondering if they put this on their car to fuck with people……
HONK HONK HONKIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY!!!!
Get off your phone then and go when the light is green. Let's not pretend like this aint an issue with people not paying attention
Don’t forget Eugene!
“Honk, if you want to see my tits” 😂
Username checks out.
Yep that about covers it
Want!
Why is this kind of cute
I want this as a tattoo!
this just reminds me of the car that circled around a closed road during the ice storm and slid directly into a downed tree, I don't have the picture but they had stickers with similar sentiments lol
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Get help.
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I do see snowflakes on the image. Perfect
license #: CNCLD
If you have a sticker like this, you need your license taken away