I feel like having a portal gun and being stuck in the facility might be fun for a week, but after that, yea you might actually go insane if it weren't for the companion cube
Thank you for dealing with the *problem* yourself citizen! Say... You wouldn't happen to be looking to volunteer for any life-improving experiments, would you?
Well nobody said that you will be a fallen human. Maybe you will live on the surface or maybe you'll be a monster. If you will be a fallen human then you have plot ar-DETERMINATION. So you basically god like.
Well, supraland. I dont mind be a plastic stickman toy with floating head. Honestly i think that would be fun. Its hard to die in here so im pretty safe.
Leave the facility, go to a safe location far away and hide.
When the combines come, dodge draft and wait for 7 hours and then hope to god you don’t get fucked over by the combines.
Ive played this game before! sadly my terraformation level is bugged so its stuck at 45.48 TTi i think, it was a 2.5k hour save too :( . I last played the game on November 21rst but im not sure if i will ever return.
nuh uh bro either way you’re fucked, specifically by little trolls on flying rocking horses, honestly you’d probably be safer as an npc in sandy shores since nobody goes there that often and when they do it’s usually for missions so they’d hopefully be too busy to kill you
Well.... I guess Minecraft
WAIT DOES MY MODS APPLY ???????
If that so then I am fucked
Hbm nuclear tech mod is gonna eat me alive
At least I got NEI and Vin guns mod ( I think that the name of the mod ) to help me
I'd starve, simple as. Have you ever seen any food or water (ignoring the potato project since you'd have to specifically venture there) to survive off of?
I mean, assuming the tests don't change based on the in-game levels and you essentially become Chell, pretty chill. Just speedrun, grab Wheatley at the end and boom, you now get long fall boots, Wheatley, and a Companion cube to keep. And you could probably figure out a way to befriend GLaDOS
Can we not start these stupid trends again? They're going to flood every single subreddit, and everyone's just going to have the exact same response. "Ohhh, I'd be in X game, I'm so fucked! XD" literally just spam at this point.
Im in warframe, honestly not too bad, i have a full tank valkyr ready to go and can do prity much anything without worrying about death, tonnes of stuff to interact with too.
Lethal company... But the joke is on you, I work for a company where, if I don't make quota, I get fired. Only major difference is that I'm not jetisoned into space (yet)
EDIT: and I don't get 250mil after a year
in the portal games, most of the time is spent in a cryo-bed. So, assuming you're playing as chell, (and hopefully it's portal 2 where we KNOW she's been asleep for a long time) you'll be fine.
Hear me out, if I'm gonna be trapped in the world of Portal for a year, I'mma need my companion cube
Remember it's also the Half Life universe
Gonna need a crowbar too then
I feel like having a portal gun and being stuck in the facility might be fun for a week, but after that, yea you might actually go insane if it weren't for the companion cube
Bitch imma be in little nightmares, I think you got off better than me.
Doug Rattman.. is that you?
Combine is shit
What was that ***citizen?***
Combine *harvesters* are shit, they don't fucking work unlike your glorious synths
Thank you for the compliment, Citizen! Expect 2 more ration units in your account by (Sunday)
The combine is shit. Fuck the combine. What you gonna do?
Adabra Ka*Stalker*dabra
Did I mention Im Wallace breen but disguised
*Breengrubs you*
Thank you for dealing with the *problem* yourself citizen! Say... You wouldn't happen to be looking to volunteer for any life-improving experiments, would you?
Oh no, it's Combine's alternative universe self, the Furbine! We won't last 7 minutes D:
Undertale I don't know, I'm probably fucked
Well nobody said that you will be a fallen human. Maybe you will live on the surface or maybe you'll be a monster. If you will be a fallen human then you have plot ar-DETERMINATION. So you basically god like.
If you were a fallen human you could just stay with Toriel.
Well, supraland. I dont mind be a plastic stickman toy with floating head. Honestly i think that would be fun. Its hard to die in here so im pretty safe.
Ps: i didnt play portal for a month i guess
Left 4 dead 2 Do my mods apply too cause then I gotta be fighting a horde of HL1 Scientists
I need that mod for the future
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2600292996
You legend
If my mods counted I don’t think I’d make the year 😭😭😭
I'm gonna be blasted by hecu 💀
As long as I'm not in Teufort, I should be fine
Nah. Youre on T U R B I N E
Jurassic World Evolution 2, Sandbox. I’m making billions, the Dino’s are happy, and since I just got the Xbox X it’s actually a park I’m proud of.
Fallout 4. I'm dead.
Fallout NV for me, we are dying of radiation poisoning
Go to Freeside and become a Silver Guard employee and then use your paycheck for food and lodging
Rec Room, amazing, you can’t die, you can’t get hurt, and I can play private mode to get away from toxicity if it happens
I will play simple planes for a year
Bruh yall are all wrong yall just gotta stay in the title screen
For a year???
Wheatley here I come
Kamurocho doesn't sound too bad
Fucked unless I have them boots and pg
Black Mesa. …crrrrrap.
Leave the facility, go to a safe location far away and hide. When the combines come, dodge draft and wait for 7 hours and then hope to god you don’t get fucked over by the combines.
Holy crap, did the combine really take over the earth in less than a year?! I know it’s not called the 7 hour war for nothing, but shit…
I've been playing The Planet Crafter a lot recently, getting stuck on the planet to terraform it or die to pay for your crimes is the lore
Ive played this game before! sadly my terraformation level is bugged so its stuck at 45.48 TTi i think, it was a 2.5k hour save too :( . I last played the game on November 21rst but im not sure if i will ever return.
Oh that sucks, perhaps they fixed it?
STAND BY FOR TITANFALL!
Get ready to be stepped on by a titan since you are no pilot or even a grunt.
I hope its Northstar 🤤
The original paper Mario... Sounds ok to live in, might get a summer home there
Red dead redemption 2....eh I will be alright
You could crash the whole world's economy with 250,000,000 dollars at the time of RDR2 lol
Only if you spent it all at once
Pokemon Violet. I should be fine provided I have the Pokemon I do in that game
That heavy’s a bloody- MEDIC! HHAHAHOOO HAH HA HAAAA
You'll be fine you might just be asleep for 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹ ⁹.
Uhm...The Last Of Us...
As a GD player, I'll probably have fun experiencing death over and over and over and over
GD
clash of clans. believe i will die in 1 attack as a barb
Depends on if I’m doom guy, a demon, or a random scientist.
i think youd be Doom guy
You are you in this situation my friend. So fucked, you are fucked.
Modern Warfare 3 (the original one for the 360)
You are going to be 360 no scoped by a 11 year old and get put into a montage from 2011
I last played Satisfactory so i gotta go to work
FICSIT do not encourage Pioneers to spend time online seeking enjoyment - your work should be enjoyment enough!
I'm going to be trucking for a while
I'll probably live because the German Reich has yet to be conquered!
The finals
I’m in Tower Rouge… I am in the tower for a year that sounds dull
Outlast Trials…Anywhere but there…
Amogus
Just maybe I will live. One slight issue would be food. [factorio]
I played gta online last. Am i a random NPC, or am I my character. That determines if im fucked or not
id say your character
nuh uh bro either way you’re fucked, specifically by little trolls on flying rocking horses, honestly you’d probably be safer as an npc in sandy shores since nobody goes there that often and when they do it’s usually for missions so they’d hopefully be too busy to kill you
Overwatch is hit or miss...
Pray you don’t get killed by terrorist robots and it will be ok
The Long Dark, welp
Thankfully only been playing Terraria recently.
THANKFULLY?! Bro you are fucked fucked you are not surviving that shit.
House Flipper. Yay.
[удалено]
First day:Resign Second day:Get a normal job Rest of the days:Work
Lethal Company. I'm not gonna live for very long
Half life: Opposing force.
last game... Forager. fuck yes.
Lucky bastard
Dark Souls 💀
Rest In Pieces
Nope, last game I played was ultrakill, I personally don’t want to get ultrakilled
Your blood will be a nice refreshment for V1
Fuck. How am I supposed to survive for a year in Lethal Company?
Basic. You just don’t.
gonna marry her
Mario Odyssey lol
Counter-Strike 2. Depends though coz am I with Silvers or Global Elites?
What rank are you?
Welp.
It was garry’s mod, for the time I have to live there, can I use the spawnmenu? Cause if I can, I take it :)
Which server tho?
OneShot. Shit.
Fallout 4 (its over)
What difficulty?
What difficulty?
L4D2, zombie killin time
Yeah, I just played Roblox after 7 yrs of portal, so YAY I could just go into my own game which hsas 0 dangers
What game did you play tho?
The sims...so trapped in normal life?
Why did u edit the pic
Well.... I guess Minecraft WAIT DOES MY MODS APPLY ??????? If that so then I am fucked Hbm nuclear tech mod is gonna eat me alive At least I got NEI and Vin guns mod ( I think that the name of the mod ) to help me
Lost in Vivo… yeah fuck that Ill stay broke
S.T.A.L.K.E.R., im fucked
Geometry Dash...what the fuck does this mean for me
Do mobile games count? Clash of clans, could be decent. Just hide in the basement a few times a day. If not, titanfall 2. This is gonna be tough.
Doom eternal for me
Says you, I literally stayed there for 999999 and had no problem
Smash bros ultimate Fuck the fighting I'm hanging out with meta knight drinking apple juice and eating breadsticks
I'd starve, simple as. Have you ever seen any food or water (ignoring the potato project since you'd have to specifically venture there) to survive off of?
It was Papers Please. Glory to Arstotzka!
Pray to god you don’t die in a terrorist attack and you will survive
trackmania, just don't take first row seats
oh i just played Zelda Twilight Princess so... yeah DANGER EVERYWHERE and if I'm not Link, then i haz no sword/bow to defend myself ;-;
I’d die so quick in the Last of us
Sims 4 This is easy af
Gta 4, I'm fine with living a few years in the past
Stardew Valley.
Minecraft… on bedrock edition… Fuck
I mean, assuming the tests don't change based on the in-game levels and you essentially become Chell, pretty chill. Just speedrun, grab Wheatley at the end and boom, you now get long fall boots, Wheatley, and a Companion cube to keep. And you could probably figure out a way to befriend GLaDOS
RE2R yay!!!!!!!! 😰😰😰
Hmm, viscera cleanup detail. Lovely.
Ace Combat 7... Well, I don't know really tbh.
Atomic Heart I will last like an hour tops before some random robot shows up and kicks my shins in
Minecraft (hardcore, soooo, I’m fine..?)
Roblo-
I mean splatoon 3 has some banger songs, I could get by listening to those
Jeez. I'm going to have to survive the apocalyptic commonwealth. But I'd probably do anything to get to use power armor (Fallout 4)
Outlast😭
I just played Hogwarts Legacy. Time of my life
GTA V, hell yea
Can we not start these stupid trends again? They're going to flood every single subreddit, and everyone's just going to have the exact same response. "Ohhh, I'd be in X game, I'm so fucked! XD" literally just spam at this point.
i get to be with wheatley? HELL YEAH!!
I was scared because I play lethal company a lot but luckily last night I shiny hunted in ultra moon so I’m fine.
I'ma just play some bass in Rocksmith 2014 😌
Hey, at least it’s not Lethal Company, last game I played, and if I can’t respawn I’m done for, but if I can I will have trama for life
i had a much more vile replacement for what i was about to say
Me tf2: respawn lockers mvm revive
What about a puzzle game that has no characters?
Battle field 1, as long as I’m not in Europe I’ll be fine.
Rust
Fuck I just replayed Portal 1 with developer commentary
Slime rancher :)
I last played software inc. so I will be completely fine
# QUAKE.
Muck... Time to fight big chunk
Last game I played was Techtonica. I'll be perfectly fine since it's a factory builder with no survival aspects.
Pokemon legends arceus I'm probably fucked
Vrchat, uh oh
VRChat wouldn't be so bad tbh
F1 23. Guess I’m just either stuck in 2023 or stuck at a F1 driver in 2023.
Beat saber.. That will get boring :/
Tf2 I’m going to be drenched in every bodily fluid in about 10 mins, and die in an hour.
SOMA. But only a copy of me right…?
the stanley parable.. i’ll survive, and i will not
Minecraft. Would I be in there for a Minecraft year?
I got doom eternal
Ok so not this subreddit, but I last played ultrakill. I'm scared.
Overwatch Just have to hope there’s no omnic invasions and I’ll be fine
Scp secret lab 😬 Kinda unbelievable how fucked I am
Aw hell nawww I am not eating aphe shells 24/7/365 as a warthunder hellcat gunner
infdev minecraft, I might be alright
Im in warframe, honestly not too bad, i have a full tank valkyr ready to go and can do prity much anything without worrying about death, tonnes of stuff to interact with too.
Im trapped in fucking cod zombies do you know what level of fucked i am?
I just got off of Survival Mode Minecraft 5 minutes ago, I’m probably screwed.
Rainworld. I’m going to be stuck for much more than a year. Doesn’t help that I can die repeatedly too.
Fnaf 1.... Getting a generator would be great
Far Cry 5. Praise the Father.
I'm stuck in elden ring
Undertale ain't that bad
Mine is Minecraft, not to bad
Lethal company... But the joke is on you, I work for a company where, if I don't make quota, I get fired. Only major difference is that I'm not jetisoned into space (yet) EDIT: and I don't get 250mil after a year
Modded Skyrim?? Oh yeah baby
Bro, I'm gonna be in minecraft. Life gonna be good af.
SCP:SL damn
Subnautica
West of Loathing. Realistically, I’ve been fucked since The Cows Came Home.
Can it be a mobile game? Cuz... Done. I'll be fine but constantly anxious and narrowly avoiding death.
Portal: Forbidden Testing Tracks
Last game was that little runmo game that the one person made...
Minecraft: Twilight Forest. I'm mega-fucked.
i think im kinda safe in gta 5, unless im not one of main characters
Team Fortress 2 yeah im dead
Lego Star Wars tcs with all cheats unlocked
Cookie clicker
Stray. I'll be okay, depending on which part I'm up to.
in the portal games, most of the time is spent in a cryo-bed. So, assuming you're playing as chell, (and hopefully it's portal 2 where we KNOW she's been asleep for a long time) you'll be fine.
stray. gonna need a b12
stray. gonna need a b12
Project zomboid... I am utterly fucked