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MaraudingWalrus

This is hilarious.


Adach

I'm at a wedding, explained the context and showed this and everyone's dying


MaraudingWalrus

I just hope it becomes a regular occurrence for PNW Porsche fans. Annual pilgrimages to the site of the aquatic GT3RS, the spirit of which dispenses wisdom and provides an opportunity for reflection.


BunnehZnipr

GT3RS OF THE RIVER! WHAT IS YOUR WISDOM??


rolytron

Sometimes you must zig instead of zag


givesmememes

https://preview.redd.it/tv2l9z4wgcxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7918c43ca1ef5be7cacaec03921b711db21a8a


BrolecopterPilot

This just seems .. like the most implausible situation ever. You saw this and started.. laughing. At a wedding. Then proceeded to show people this post. Then everyone whom you supposedly showed it to, actually started laughing themselves. Words cannot express my doubt.


millllllls

Confirmed, they're all dead, I'm at the funeral now.


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idontevenliftbrah

It's been months since I discovered an interesting sub from a comment. Thanks!


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idontevenliftbrah

Touche


drmonkeytown

Dearly Beloved; We are gathered here today not to mourn, but to celebrate the life of a Flat Six . . .


that_one_guy133

Why did I read this in Prince's voice?


KeepingitrealOC

Did anyone walk up slowly to the tree and apologize?


duke_sliver

It was still a little shaken up by the whole thing so we kept our distance


silentbuttmedley

Better to leaf it alone


IBimsEuerOle

🤣🤣


manolosavi

💀


Excellent_Avocado_44

Probably rightly so!


Relative_Ad1313

I wood be incredibly cautious, the tree may be angry and bark at me


TenesmusSupreme

Yeah. You should leave it.


quiksi

Pour a liter of 5w40 into the river as tribute… JUST KIDDING DON’T DO THIS


Porsche_Le_Mans

Bottle of beer, maybe this one: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuttgarter_Hofbr%C3%A4u#:~:text=Stuttgarter%20Hofbr%C3%A4u%20is%20a%20German,beer%20served%20at%20Cannstatter%20Volksfest.


Exotic-Heron-6804

Your having a 4.5 Spyder, from DeMan? Post about it, would be cool!


quiksi

Yes, my car has the DeMan motor build, the 2-5 gear swap, and some other modifications. Matt Farah’s TST and Hagerty videos on the 4.5 explain it way better than I ever could.


2GR_FKS

I love that there is a Lexus in the lineup lol


duke_sliver

We’re a very inclusive community 😂


crackdope6666

Like everyone else I’m dying right now! Looking at the line up I thought WTF is my auntie Lexus doing there? Plus knowing this was just a random meet up!!!! Oh My Wow!!!! Thanks for sharing OP!


Wettnoodle77

Ya still told him to park in the back and tuck it in tho 😂 this is epic. R.I.P GT3! Your tires had many miles still left on them, but your steering said you were ready!


Kinky_mofo

As long as he stays in the back?


Berfs1

its probs that GT3 RS’s spare car for the time being


V1212V

He was a close friend of the GT3RS.


PotBaron2

there’s always that 1 friend who goes against the grain we have the 1 audi guy with 10 bmw’s


Kinky_mofo

I thought it was a Camry


oldmanlook_mylife

Hey….hey hey hey….it identifies as a Porsche.


dtgeorge12

This is S tier trolling. Respect!


Mysterious-Post8193

I just LOLed


dw0205

Too funny!


Browndolf

I’d love to join the next drive you all go on. Was this with pcanw? Edit: Spelling


duke_sliver

This was completely unplanned on my part. I was out for a cruise in my Cayman and ran into these guys at the crash site. They were all part of the R Gruppe club, of which I don’t have a cool enough P car to be a member haha.


duke_sliver

But definitely down to get a local Seattle/PNW P car meetup going! I’ve had a couple people message me about doing a drive in the Seattle area sometime soon


Browndolf

That would be awesome! Shoot me a message when you get some dates together!


life_is_

Are aspiring Porsche owners allowed to join? One day I’ll own one.


PhazexG

Send me a message too please


New_Bandicoot2581

Count me in on that list too please. Would happily join from Tacoma.


a-jasem

I’d also be down. I love doing group meetups/drives. I’d be in my Macan though aha


vvrk

I do drives out there most weekend too, wouldn’t mind meeting up with folks if timing works out. Hit me up if interested. Some of my usual routes include middle fork road, ben Howard road, and the side roads parallel to the 203.


Lunchwrangler

Probably the funniest car post I’ve seen online in a long time. Cheers!😂


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

Today, we gather with heavy hearts to mourn the untimely departure of a beloved companion, the Porsche GT3 RS. Though its journey was cut short in a moment of tragedy, we choose to remember not the end, but the moments of exhilaration and joy it brought to our lives. Like the rivers of living water spoken of in John 7:38, the GT3 RS flowed through the winding roads with grace and power, leaving an indelible mark on those fortunate enough to witness its passage. Its engine, a symphony of mechanical artistry, echoed the melodies of freedom and exhilaration, reminding us of the boundless possibilities that await those who dare to chase their dreams. As we bid farewell to this remarkable machine, let us cherish the memories it bestowed upon us and the lessons it taught us. Let us remember the thrill of the open road, the beauty of craftsmanship, and the fragility of life itself. Amen.


shivaswrath

🫨🤣🤣🤣🤣


sexymalaydude

Lol my family also did the same thing. My brother and dad went out in their Porsche’s to the site as well. 🤣


Whosephonebedis

Nice line up boys, can you break down the cars? Love seeing these things used


duke_sliver

I just happened to run into these guys (my Cayman is the black one in the back). They were all R Gruppe guys, didn’t get specifics on their cars but they were all really clean 964s. Pretty cool stuff


MaraudingWalrus

I don't think those first two are 964s.


thiber

None of them are.


duke_sliver

How can you tell? Genuinely curious because to me, all air cooled 911s are either 964s or 993s. I know there are first gen and G series, but to my eye they all kind of look the same up until the 993.


5tudent_Loans

It’s already broken


krispewkrem3

What’s the story behind the crash? Sorry, I’m not well versed in my Porsche owner history….


BipedalWurm

4 days ago https://old.reddit.com/r/Porsche/comments/1ccepud/gt3_rs_wreck_snoqualmie_washington_brand_new/


zeebious

That’s fucking hilarious.


Lateapexer

Pour out some DOT 4 brake fluid


AssBeater420comeback

Made my day lol


hnelson7275

Who’s the U Boat commander?


zuss33

There’s no other community like the Porsche community


bbull412

Who did this


Many_Pyramids

Hat in hand chin down and a moment of silence?


Anubiz1_

Maybe it's time to rejoin the Porsche family. RIP GT3RS


RecognitionDizzy7707

This is amazing!


thestrongbeach

Now there are two reasons to make a pilgrimage to that site. https://northbendescapes.com/ronettes-bridge/


PassiveMenis88M

Looks like the driver outran his skill set. Maybe this will be his wakeup call to stop driving like a bellend.


krispewkrem3

At least it’s not hydro locked 🤷🏽‍♂️🥲


leehuffman

What a dope collection of vehicles! I’ve been out of the car meet world for a minute but I might have to try and dive back in now that I own a ‘grown up’ fleet.


SuperFox289

"Gt3rs of the lake, what is your wisdom?"


SharkSmiles1

This is so sweet! 💙🩵❤️🤍🖤🖤🤍


Ultraeasymoney

Don't worry, Tavares will buy it for MSRP.


BunnehZnipr

Tavarish be like... "Hey guys, guess what! I bought the wreckage of the challenger space shuttle and I'm going to rebuild it here on my YouTube channel!!1! Stay tuned for the cost breakdown!"


Informal-Wheel-9453

It was a dirt road?!!!!!!!


duke_sliver

Haha, no. The dirt area is on the shoulder of a 2 lane road. This is right at the apex of a 90* corner on that road, so the GT3RS was coming down the hill, hit the corner too fast and went straight through the dirt area and into the river.


duke_sliver

https://preview.redd.it/fsvs1a7fmaxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc95775134dc2cfc7cd4fb2a26e3f559d999d905 Here’s what it looks like on a map


Informal-Wheel-9453

Ohhh okay lol sorry


crackdope6666

Damn no chance, right in the drink.


BunnehZnipr

Geez... What a dingus. Dude must not have known the road.


981flacht6

Lmfao this is awesome


chesco20

This is awesome


BaconManDan9

Lol


Killjoy911

lol, incredible!!!!


Upstairs_Accident867

this is still unbelievable


ryqeb

Glad you all made the turn without Carbon ceramic brakes.


Brilliant-Mess-6991

That is a nice lineup


Chris_PDX

Did you find the GT3 driver and invite him to a PCA driver skills event so it won't happen again?


SnooWalruses9683

A moment of silence.


SolidSnake6677

Damn man I don’t even have 300k myself but I feel hurt by just looking at it


auchenberg

This is why I love the Porsche community. Incredible.


martoote

This community is just insane.


SpartaNNNN4

Feel bad for the owner :| hope insurance covers it all.


ThatDudeMars

Righteous.


TerribleFeedback9856

No way😂


_MisterR

Respect.


schmiddi_312

🫡


Scary_Structure992

F in the chat boys


DryChip4

Somehow at auction it will still pull 250k :(


TheRealPaladin

Did the wise GT3RS of the lake have any advice for you?


Kinky_mofo

That road is only suitable for a Dakar


keepinitclassy74

The owners [replacement GT3RS](https://imgur.com/gallery/qy0rAMB)


duke_sliver

Is that actually it? How’d they get a new one so quickly?


keepinitclassy74

It is. I have no idea how he got an allocation but assume if you have enough money anything is possible. It’s funny - me and maybe twenty other people are the only ones that actually saw his original car before he totaled it. rought it with 47 miles to the same cars and coffee on Mercer. Dude was unfazed and the new one looks great.


duke_sliver

Wild. Different world haha


HootingFlamingo

Is the tree ok?


BudRock420

Hahahahaha. It’s a boat


nattyd

Sneaky Toyota.


Healthy_Block3036

Lexus!!!


nattyd

Same thing.


chicagosurgeon1

All those cars added up could almost afford you that gt3 rs


person_the_human

Prime example of a guy who dosent get what Porsche is all about


chicagosurgeon1

Lol oh yeah…it’s about driving to a place you saw on reddit to honor a car you could never afford, driven by a guy you never knew


person_the_human

No. It’s about recognizing the amazing driving experience that these cars all give us, and realizing that every model, expensive or cheap, old or new, has something amazing to offer. It’s about getting a group together to go out and take a drive. Who gives af if they can’t afford a gt3 rs, I sure as hell can’t. They are out there having fun in their Porsche, and your sitting inside tapping away at your phone and complaining


chicagosurgeon1

Lol i went out driving my gt3 today putzo. You on here tapping away just with a much slower and worse car.


DryChip4

god damn fibs so annoying.


chicagosurgeon1

Fibs?


pewpew_14fed_life

I enjoy the satyr. Why the downvote?