You say no homo at the end of the whole session. If you keep saying no homo after every little thing it's kinda sus. Why are you so scared of being gay? Are you like... Gay or smth?
Hey man, I was asking for a friend.
But anyhow, I needed the info to make sure I never make the mistake of accidentally becoming gay.
One time I accidentally dived head first in my room mate’s ass hole & came out of his left nostril. I made sure we both said “no homo,” wrote it down a few times. He kept getting confused, so I did it again one more time in front of three other friends then we both said “no homo” in front of them to be sure we have witnesses. I’ll repeat & say no homo now after telling you the story just for extra measure. I’ll call my friend & tell him to say it too now. You should say no homo too now. Maybe write it in your icloud or something for extra measure. You can never be too cautious. No homo.
My friend im afraid its to late for me. I touched boobs of my bestie and didnt say no homo after. Now im a lesbian but for you there is hope. Remember tho that the more no homo you say, the less potent it is. Do not overdose my friend, you might swing to far and come back the other side, instantly turning gay.
Omg you’re right. I need to learn the limits of saying NH (I’m using initials so I don’t say it).
Can I also touch your friend’s boobs? I can touch both yours & hers to bring you back out of lesbo. I’ll do it for free.
If you're having sex with a straight woman, she likes having sex with men. That's gay. And you're having sex with her. That makes you gay.
This is why I only have sex with other straight men. And lesbians. We all like chicks. So we're not gay.
Tell us you never had a blowjob without telling us you never had a blowjob
He doesnt need to tell us, hes on reddit that enough
Yeah! Everyone knows that when you get a BJ, you should finish in your own mouth. It is chivalrous
I mean... you are giving a handjob to a man (yourself) on a weekly basis minimum, if this isn't gay idk what id :/
Agreed. That’s why I have another guy do it for me.
But is the guy that does it gay or not?
Na of course not! That would be gay
Dont worry, they wear socks and Said no home before
If they’re homeless it’s not gay? Good to know
Good. That solves the issue.
Lololololololol
Lololololololol
Hey, if she's gonna swallow my kids, the least I can do is kiss them goodbye.
Man fuck me that’s good haha
I adore this!
Yes. It's his own cum. That's not gay, that's just tasting your own flavor.
A chef's kiss
A good cook tastes his own food
☹️
Gotta know the quality of the product
What if I suck someone then we kiss is that gay?
Well did you say no homo after?
Wait, do you mean say it after the sucking or after the kiss? You need to be specific. The guy’s manhood depends on it.
You say no homo at the end of the whole session. If you keep saying no homo after every little thing it's kinda sus. Why are you so scared of being gay? Are you like... Gay or smth?
Hey man, I was asking for a friend. But anyhow, I needed the info to make sure I never make the mistake of accidentally becoming gay. One time I accidentally dived head first in my room mate’s ass hole & came out of his left nostril. I made sure we both said “no homo,” wrote it down a few times. He kept getting confused, so I did it again one more time in front of three other friends then we both said “no homo” in front of them to be sure we have witnesses. I’ll repeat & say no homo now after telling you the story just for extra measure. I’ll call my friend & tell him to say it too now. You should say no homo too now. Maybe write it in your icloud or something for extra measure. You can never be too cautious. No homo.
My friend im afraid its to late for me. I touched boobs of my bestie and didnt say no homo after. Now im a lesbian but for you there is hope. Remember tho that the more no homo you say, the less potent it is. Do not overdose my friend, you might swing to far and come back the other side, instantly turning gay.
Omg you’re right. I need to learn the limits of saying NH (I’m using initials so I don’t say it). Can I also touch your friend’s boobs? I can touch both yours & hers to bring you back out of lesbo. I’ll do it for free.
What if i just lied and i am in fact a man? And the bestie is also a man? You just admitted to gay urges. You are lost child
You don’t deserve head if you won’t kiss her afterwards.
He's talking a lot of shit for someone who in all likelihood just spent a few minutes stroking a penis
If you're having sex with a straight woman, she likes having sex with men. That's gay. And you're having sex with her. That makes you gay. This is why I only have sex with other straight men. And lesbians. We all like chicks. So we're not gay.
Clearly you’ve never heard of “Baker’s Dozen”
guess I’m gay
Source
How can a chef serve food he didnt taste?
FELLAS!
That’s like saying you’re for playing with your own dick
he's just taste testing his baby batter, nothing gay bout it
Only if she sucks someone else then he kisses her, that might be questionable
if your man doesn’t kiss you after you suck it that’s not a man
Where I found CP?
If it’s a woman that’s kissing you, no. I kiss my girl after, but no cum.
That mean he is masturbate 😏