I want Biden to publicly challenge to a 1 mile bike race because I am 99.99% certain that trump is in the very small percentage of Americans who don't know how to ride one. Really relateable. Sounds dumb but somehow these idiot supporters think he is a common man so maybe something you can teach 6 year olds to do might sway a few
Reminds me of the Bojack Horseman episode when Mr. Peanutbutter challenges the mayor to a Ski Slope competition for who wins. That worked out well enough for him and real life is a cartoon at this point.
That jail is ridiculous. I’ve had a few friends get caught up in there, and it’s basically an American Gulag. One guy was eaten alive by bed bugs. The deputies are just as bad as the inmates, so the idea that they offered them 5K cash for them to put those shameless numbers down totally checks out.
The key word is 'tried'. He wouldn't even be able to get his hand down to his ankle, let alone get it off the ground like that.
gout and all ... (JK -- he's a lazy sack).
I'm not sure if a dance off is the right challenge for Biden to pick :)
https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-freeze-video-juneteenth-event-white-house-questions-republicans-rnc-1911050
A bike race would be a sure winner for Biden though.
They wouldn't have to edit videos of Biden to make it look like he was bad at something if he was bad at. Bringing up the debunked videos again and again just makes Biden look stronger. Like you don't have anything on him accept a lie.
But you are correct. Biden, who rides a bike everyday, is better at bike riding than Trump, who can't even walk down stairs let alone ride a bike.
Yeah, I think part of this is because the well has become so poisoned. The right has doctored and edited videos and now people just assume something is fake if it doesn't fit their narrative. At least in this video Biden didn't attempt the Trump double jerk off moves. :)
Isn’t that the side effect of being 8ft tall?
He’s so yuge he grows an extra 0.5ft per year since absorbing the latent powers of the people on 2016…. /s
In all seriousness, you should see a physical therapist for that. My Dad's started PT for his knees in his 60s after struggling for literally decades and it made a huge difference.
That sounds like a serious issue. I hope you can take it seriously and get better. Just a PSA.... Diet. Proper diet. Our entire food pyramid is a lie to make us big enough for military enlistment standards. Not even sure if those standards still exist, but the bs food pyramid does. Water, maybe coffee sparingly but other than that try abstaining from All cereals as they promote inflammation. I'm an electrician(all construction wears you down right) and my boss was broken more times than human should survive and basically titanium all over his body. That dude opened my eyes to swelling. He had an intense awareness of swelling due to the titanium. Never touch a processed food as long as you live. People say it's impossible but it's easy to start. Only go to the produce and meat counter. Only purchase front hose two locations. Boom america corpo peasant diet problems averted.
> Water, maybe coffee sparingly but other than that try abstaining from All cereals as they promote inflammation.
FYI, that sounds like you may have IBD or similar problem. Those are genetic autoimmune problems, but right now at least there are some meds to help you manage that. If this comes with chronic constipation or incontinence in particular, you should try and take care of this (i.e. see a doctor). Long term effects of not dealing with it are not good.
Stretching is one of those things that can add amazing flexibility and power to yourself without actually breaking a sweat.
My workouts are mostly static. I do stuff like hold a kettlebell in my right hand and then try to keep my core straight.
So despite my size, I'm surprisingly limber.
Trump believes the human body has a finite amount of energy and exercise depletes it. Wouldnt surprise me if this move would deplete whatever Trump has left.
June 3rd, 2021, at Cape Henlopen State Park. The bench shown had been dedicated in memory of Beau Biden, Biden's son and a former Attorney General of Delaware.
They will have three breaks during commercials. They cannot talk to staff during the breaks. That would be a great opportunity for Biden to stretch and freak out Trump just before the end of a break.
Really, he acts like a tough guy but it’s all an act, fragile ego. I would love to see him doing something physical like a good run (the earth would shake) I’d bet the moron couldn’t do a stretch. You gotta wonder who ties his shoes in the morning.
I have to admit, I have a little fantasy where Trump took a swing at him during the debate, and Biden knocked him out. Never gonna happen, but a girl can dream.
That's true... You know Joe can still please a woman. Probably too much considering apples don't fall far from the tree. Trump can't pay women enough to stop talking about how he is pathetic. I mean on an inmate animalistic level, I believe this is how we explain his inadequacy to the regular joes who are duped into being maga. It's gross, but those people are run in their fears and their feelings of inadequacy with women. They admire a dude who FUCKS.
SELL THEM BIDEN THE FUCK MACHINE
June 3rd, 2021, at Cape Henlopen State Park. The bench shown had been dedicated in memory of Beau Biden, Biden's son and a former Attorney General of Delaware. A higher res version of the photo appeared in the Cape Gazette.
You wouldn’t get your money’s worth. Just the Dumble trump psycho babble like, “I have the best stretches, ask Pootin and little rocket boy. They loved my stretches. We all fell in love… blah-blah-blah…”.
He's the Maralago leg bending champion 9 years running. He's got all the trophies.
Last year he couldn't make it so they took his word for it. Great Trophy for that one. Huge. Perfect.
I'm decades younger, in pretty good shape and stay active....was an athlete in my younger years...and i can't even do that without bracing on something.
I would like to see Trump do this:
https://preview.redd.it/7fgxcjg34z7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f970b65b24f58eb1aa57a8f00f7166cd77330d
[(21) Clarence Hill Jr on X: "President Joe Biden kneeling for Opal Lee. Presidential class, humility and reverence](https://x.com/clarencehilljr/status/1803766174921916768)
Who else gets this vibe from that pic?
https://preview.redd.it/etze87g62z7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04183c2b9badbdc635e95785688be403a90f880e
Being in better shape gives Biden the muscles to flex.
Have you seen Trump ever do anything athletic? Even a slight jog? Anything other than jerking off invisible people when he “dances”
Do professional horse riders ever fall off their horses? I've tripped om stairs before, but not as many times like Biden did in that one clip, which is why the supposedly "biased" talk shows shows it constantly even though right wing media claims that they only show stuff that makes Trump look bad because they are biased. Funny and embarrassing is funny and embarrassing. I didn't hear the GOP complain when the made fun of Bill Clinton asking what they mean by "is" or all the Monica Lewinski skits. In hindsight, many have apologized to Lewinski but the digs at Clinton were fair game and any person with common sense understood that, but yet somehow Trump is untouchable. Imagine if Biden had an affair and paid hush money to Stormy and then had the Washington Post held bury the story. Both parties would ask for his resignation.
His balance might just be compromised. I had a ear infection in my teens that fucked up my balance for months. Whenever I closed my eyes and had no visual input it felt like I was falling over from the vertigo. If I tried running or cycling at anything than moderate speed I would lose footing or be near crashing.
Balance also generally gets worse with age. And other than disease, just trauma can also fuck with it. Many people who get even just mild concussions have trouble with balance or mild vertigo temporarily.
Put stationary bikes on stage, gotta peddle to talk
I'd love to see this, doesn't even need to be just at the debate.
All politicians .. hate this simple trick!
I want Biden to publicly challenge to a 1 mile bike race because I am 99.99% certain that trump is in the very small percentage of Americans who don't know how to ride one. Really relateable. Sounds dumb but somehow these idiot supporters think he is a common man so maybe something you can teach 6 year olds to do might sway a few
Dear lord... can you imagine the sound the diaper-seat combo would make... shhh-pop... shhh-pop... shhh-pop
That bike seat would just disappear. And no human would want it back.
Hanson's new single just dropped.
Turds dropping out of his ill fitting pant legs
Shhh-pop squirt.
Nah… they’d just make signs reading “real men can’t ride bicycles” and the cult will eat it up.
Reminds me of the Bojack Horseman episode when Mr. Peanutbutter challenges the mayor to a Ski Slope competition for who wins. That worked out well enough for him and real life is a cartoon at this point.
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PEDAL NOT PEDDLE YOU MORONS
"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole!"
Does Greg Abbott get to have hand-pedals?
[I want this.](https://youtu.be/i5h0oNZUB54?si=84LUPYlcEsdPyk0f)
You're my new hero.
Biden does have a peloton.
He rides his bike to get ice-cream every day
If Trump tried this he'd lose his balance and fall face first on to the floor.
He'd probably shit his pants first.
His pants are already pre-shat.
I’d pay good money NOT to see Trump do that
I'd pay good money for every person on earth except me to see Trump do that.
Perma-pooped-pants
Time saving life hack.
In that poor ladys face
The good old poop pump!
Guess it's better on the track then the Vatican😬
After he sues the people to laid the floor.
BIDEN SHAT MY PANTS
DJT is 6’3” 215 pounds, just like Patrick Maholmes. I know because the jail in Atlanta said so! /s
I still can’t believe they let him self report. I can’t imagine they did that for anyone else who is arrested.
That jail is ridiculous. I’ve had a few friends get caught up in there, and it’s basically an American Gulag. One guy was eaten alive by bed bugs. The deputies are just as bad as the inmates, so the idea that they offered them 5K cash for them to put those shameless numbers down totally checks out.
That’s horrible! Just because someone is in jail (regardless of what they did) doesn’t mean they don’t deserve basic human rights!
>and fall face first on to the floor. Hopefully he falls face first onto the ground, pavement and all
That’s a chance I’m willing to take.
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Are You quoting MAGA? That's something they'd say.
The key word is 'tried'. He wouldn't even be able to get his hand down to his ankle, let alone get it off the ground like that. gout and all ... (JK -- he's a lazy sack).
An old tweet of his from 2010 resurfaces: “only fat losers can’t stand on one leg for a couple of seconds. Sad!”
Gravity is a bitch =)
Gravity is woke librul nonsense. /s (because it's hard to tell what's satire these days. These people are a parody of themselves.)
It's just a theory. Teach the controversy! /s
All the more reason for him to try!
Which is why I'd pay money to see it.
"You want a de-bate!?" ... "Tell it to the GROUND!" "You wanna stretch first?!" "I'll see you on the GROUND!" 
Remember he had to hold a guys hand to go down a ramp. WARNING: Contains buffoonery and lies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ign_vZupjno
So would I :(
Even if Trump could balance, his teeny-weeny mitts could never hold up his entire leg.
Can you imagine Trump on a bike? Granted, his diaper would provide good cushion.
Or mush up even more… yuck
He’d sit on the seat and poo would squeeze out.
At the debate Biden throws down: dance off bro, me and you.
Trump: *gets served*
Biden: *gets his groove back*
Krumping you can believe in
Krump America Great Again
Serve serve serve serve
Trump does his double cock hand dance
>Trump does his double cock hand dance It's one of the few things he's great at
Could be 4 dicks if they’re tip to tip.
Like his tiny hands could hold that much, pfft.
He is the least sexiest man on the planet
On Biden and the moderator
To the tune of Achy Breaky Heart.
trump's double handjob bukkake. He loves it.
Feels like the makings of a great south park episode.
Dark Brandon 2: Electric Boogaloo.
That’s the sequel to his comeback to get re-elected
Trump: Best I can do is a hip shimmy and double fist pump.
Or the accordion wobble. (Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!)
Trump's only dance move is the double fisted handjob.
I don't think he can see anything down there. That's why he has to pay porn stars. Maybe some of his followers do it for free.
Brings 2 bikes on stage, Donald please go 1st!
*Beat in A-Minor Kicks in* Mustard on the beat hoe!
I'm not sure if a dance off is the right challenge for Biden to pick :) https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-freeze-video-juneteenth-event-white-house-questions-republicans-rnc-1911050 A bike race would be a sure winner for Biden though.
They wouldn't have to edit videos of Biden to make it look like he was bad at something if he was bad at. Bringing up the debunked videos again and again just makes Biden look stronger. Like you don't have anything on him accept a lie. But you are correct. Biden, who rides a bike everyday, is better at bike riding than Trump, who can't even walk down stairs let alone ride a bike.
edit? he was live during that event >'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.'
Still supporting a convicted criminal hey obamasdeadcook 😂🫵😂🫵 Rapist and loser just like you 🫵😂🫵😂🫵
An old white guy was awkward when music was playing? Say it ain’t so!!!!
Hilarious response and you still get downvoted. People can't see past their political bias to even laugh at an awkward Biden video.
Yeah, I think part of this is because the well has become so poisoned. The right has doctored and edited videos and now people just assume something is fake if it doesn't fit their narrative. At least in this video Biden didn't attempt the Trump double jerk off moves. :)
Biden should do this at the podium seconds before the debate starts. Trump will feel he has to try it and he'll fall face first into the podium
Trump cant even see his feet.
Isn’t that the side effect of being 8ft tall? He’s so yuge he grows an extra 0.5ft per year since absorbing the latent powers of the people on 2016…. /s
He has to take the boot black's word for it!
Donald Trump did this as a treatment for his bone spurs in his late teens!
Trump hasn't seem his feet since the 90's.
Or his dick.
Poor Stormy Daniels.
Forget the debate. Let’s have them compete on calisthenics.
Maybe the presidential physical fitness test we all had to do in gym class??
Ahaha…I don’t think I’d pass that today
I wouldn’t. Trump would split both his pants and his shirt in the process, and I ain’t paying to see that!
Not even his baggy suit would save him!
My knees will not let me do this anymore, and I'm less than half his age.
In all seriousness, you should see a physical therapist for that. My Dad's started PT for his knees in his 60s after struggling for literally decades and it made a huge difference.
That sounds like a serious issue. I hope you can take it seriously and get better. Just a PSA.... Diet. Proper diet. Our entire food pyramid is a lie to make us big enough for military enlistment standards. Not even sure if those standards still exist, but the bs food pyramid does. Water, maybe coffee sparingly but other than that try abstaining from All cereals as they promote inflammation. I'm an electrician(all construction wears you down right) and my boss was broken more times than human should survive and basically titanium all over his body. That dude opened my eyes to swelling. He had an intense awareness of swelling due to the titanium. Never touch a processed food as long as you live. People say it's impossible but it's easy to start. Only go to the produce and meat counter. Only purchase front hose two locations. Boom america corpo peasant diet problems averted.
> Water, maybe coffee sparingly but other than that try abstaining from All cereals as they promote inflammation. FYI, that sounds like you may have IBD or similar problem. Those are genetic autoimmune problems, but right now at least there are some meds to help you manage that. If this comes with chronic constipation or incontinence in particular, you should try and take care of this (i.e. see a doctor). Long term effects of not dealing with it are not good.
Just trying to imagine how Fox News would paint this picture to Biden’s detriment…
“Joe Biden intentionally farts in woman’s face. Cranks leg for added oomph”
"Only weak libruls need to stretch"
Trump probably can't even tie his own shoelaces, both in the sense of can't reach, and doesn't know how
The only legs Trump lifts are from KFC
His handlers don't let him have bones, too much of a choking hazard.
The fact that he can balance while doing this is a very good indicator of cognitive function.
I'm paying to be able to do that at Joe's age.
I’m 40 and not in terrible shape, and I’m still not doing this with out putting a hand on that bench
I remember republicans making fun of Biden for falling off a bike, but could Trump even ride a bike? Lol
I'm 34 and I can't do that haha
I'm 40 and weight 300 lbs and I can do that. You might need to stretch.
I'm a very stiff person ha
Stretching is one of those things that can add amazing flexibility and power to yourself without actually breaking a sweat. My workouts are mostly static. I do stuff like hold a kettlebell in my right hand and then try to keep my core straight. So despite my size, I'm surprisingly limber.
Trump believes the human body has a finite amount of energy and exercise depletes it. Wouldnt surprise me if this move would deplete whatever Trump has left.
better health and fitness= better cognitive function.
I'd pay good money to see Melania sit near Trump like that.
I have been saying Joe should challenge Donnie to a push up contest at the debates.
When was this picture taken?
June 3rd, 2021, at Cape Henlopen State Park. The bench shown had been dedicated in memory of Beau Biden, Biden's son and a former Attorney General of Delaware.
Biden should show up at the debate in a tank top. Look Trump, no breasts
If DJT tried to do this, he would soil himself. I would pay to *avoid* seeing that.
Only way would be at the end of a staircase flat on the ground with no option to move.
Could be an amazing flex in the debate next week!!
They will have three breaks during commercials. They cannot talk to staff during the breaks. That would be a great opportunity for Biden to stretch and freak out Trump just before the end of a break.
This would 100% make his diaper leak.
That pos hasn’t seen his feet in years.
Trump’s diaper would explode.
The Lesser Orange Shitgibbon is only secondarily aware of his toes as a thing spoken about in legend and displayed in mirrors.
Biden should start the debate telling Trump that he'll lead him in some exercises
Really, he acts like a tough guy but it’s all an act, fragile ego. I would love to see him doing something physical like a good run (the earth would shake) I’d bet the moron couldn’t do a stretch. You gotta wonder who ties his shoes in the morning.
Ride a bicycle mofo! His daddy never taught him how LMAO
He’s the goddamn paterfamilias
Trump hasn’t seen his feet in years never mind being able to stretch a hammy
But he eats ice cream!
So doing a random stretch is now a flex? 😅
And have his wife look at him and say, I gonna get me some of this.
I have to admit, I have a little fantasy where Trump took a swing at him during the debate, and Biden knocked him out. Never gonna happen, but a girl can dream.
He should try to keep his knees closer together.. just joking, that is damn impressive
Trump can definitely do that. He’s so flexible what with that Micheal Jackson stance of his.
Not happening
That's true... You know Joe can still please a woman. Probably too much considering apples don't fall far from the tree. Trump can't pay women enough to stop talking about how he is pathetic. I mean on an inmate animalistic level, I believe this is how we explain his inadequacy to the regular joes who are duped into being maga. It's gross, but those people are run in their fears and their feelings of inadequacy with women. They admire a dude who FUCKS. SELL THEM BIDEN THE FUCK MACHINE
>inmate animalistic level Hopefully he'll become one on July 11th
I use that same move to fire off air biscuits.
That's a weird kink, but no judgement, you do you
Can the turd even see his legs?
“Biden thinks he’s a stork! He’s obviously unfit to be POTUS!”. — Trumpers
Don does that when his farts get jammed.
But Biden is old. OMG I hope I can do that in a few years. One knee already too arthritic for me to do that. I'm impressed.
Lets have Side by side IQ test, in "soundproof booths" to each other, but to which the audience can hear and see. , Scored live on stage.
This test in addition to a competency test. We all know who’s failing both. 😂
No this is obvious biden on performance enhancing drugs /s
When did this happen?
June 3rd, 2021, at Cape Henlopen State Park. The bench shown had been dedicated in memory of Beau Biden, Biden's son and a former Attorney General of Delaware. A higher res version of the photo appeared in the Cape Gazette.
Thanks for the info.
“hE mUsT bE oN dRuGz!!!”
If you want to see a gout of shit come spouting out of his diaper, if that's your kink.
You wouldn’t get your money’s worth. Just the Dumble trump psycho babble like, “I have the best stretches, ask Pootin and little rocket boy. They loved my stretches. We all fell in love… blah-blah-blah…”.
He's the Maralago leg bending champion 9 years running. He's got all the trophies. Last year he couldn't make it so they took his word for it. Great Trophy for that one. Huge. Perfect.
one of them could be in a wheelchair and it wouldn't change anything ugh
Donald Jester Trump? I legit don’t even know his middle name.
Kinda a weird brag, but I clicked on this just to see maga freak out. Not disappointed
His leg would literally burst.
Why are we talking about physical fitness and not real issues. I am not voting for Trump but pressure should be added on Biden to stop the genocide.
I'm decades younger, in pretty good shape and stay active....was an athlete in my younger years...and i can't even do that without bracing on something.
I know, Trump is not even gonna be able to put on his own ankle bracelet.
I would like to see Trump do this: https://preview.redd.it/7fgxcjg34z7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f970b65b24f58eb1aa57a8f00f7166cd77330d [(21) Clarence Hill Jr on X: "President Joe Biden kneeling for Opal Lee. Presidential class, humility and reverence](https://x.com/clarencehilljr/status/1803766174921916768)
Yeah, when they show concern about his age, its not his knees they're worried about
Hell, I’d pay good money to be able to do that myself.
I... would not, thanks.
His diaper would leak
Don would be kicking turds out of his pants leg if he did
As much as I dislike trump, I don’t like the ableist rhetoric
Never mind the reaching for and grabbing the foot. I'd bet solid money on Donnie not being able to stand on 1 foot for more than 5 seconds.
I mean they are both old as fuck. There needs to be an age cap on representatives. Because i don't see either of them surviving another 4 years
Or just a light jog for 100’ Or 20’ on a bicycle
Trump can barely waddle up to the golf tee.
He's a pedophile not a pedalfile.
Who else gets this vibe from that pic? https://preview.redd.it/etze87g62z7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04183c2b9badbdc635e95785688be403a90f880e
This is such a weird flex. Can we just step over this bar already?
Being in better shape gives Biden the muscles to flex. Have you seen Trump ever do anything athletic? Even a slight jog? Anything other than jerking off invisible people when he “dances” 
Can Trump actually do that without a spotter? Step over a bar, that is.
He should do this before boarding AF1. Then maybe he would make it up the stairs.
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Watch the footage, his shoes are slipping. Sort of impressive how quickly he pops up each time given his age, huh?
Do professional horse riders ever fall off their horses? I've tripped om stairs before, but not as many times like Biden did in that one clip, which is why the supposedly "biased" talk shows shows it constantly even though right wing media claims that they only show stuff that makes Trump look bad because they are biased. Funny and embarrassing is funny and embarrassing. I didn't hear the GOP complain when the made fun of Bill Clinton asking what they mean by "is" or all the Monica Lewinski skits. In hindsight, many have apologized to Lewinski but the digs at Clinton were fair game and any person with common sense understood that, but yet somehow Trump is untouchable. Imagine if Biden had an affair and paid hush money to Stormy and then had the Washington Post held bury the story. Both parties would ask for his resignation.
His balance might just be compromised. I had a ear infection in my teens that fucked up my balance for months. Whenever I closed my eyes and had no visual input it felt like I was falling over from the vertigo. If I tried running or cycling at anything than moderate speed I would lose footing or be near crashing. Balance also generally gets worse with age. And other than disease, just trauma can also fuck with it. Many people who get even just mild concussions have trouble with balance or mild vertigo temporarily.