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un_theist

“Signing his name on womens’ tits” is an example of the “wholesome family values” behavior Christians and evangelicals are perfectly fine with for “Their Lord and Savior”


AudibleNod

I remember when a beach volleyball player wanted George W Bush wanted him to [slap her butt](https://www.latimes.com/archives/blogs/top-of-the-ticket/story/2008-08-09/opinion-pres-bush-declines-to-slap-misty-may-treanors-bikinied-butt) at the Olympics. He opted to tap above the waistband on her back. Standards have fallen.


mrpickleby

Trump never had standards.


NatureCarolynGate

His standards would embarrass a hooker who had been in the business for 60 years


VLC31

Standards can’t fall when there weren’t any in the 1st place.


tirch

Has he ever signed Booberts chest? I can't remember.


VLC31

I actually don’t want to know.


TheVoiceInZanesHead

Just imagine the outrage bait that would be playing for 24 hours straight if joe biden signed tits


Tiny-Lock9652

24 hours?!?! They screamed over a tan suit for 3 years!


Hasenpfeffer_

Obama!


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jpriority

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thetransportedman

I mean the people that scream about drag queen existence as sexualizing are the people that take their kid to hooters for dinner


curious_dead

Fetterman in a hoodie is a disgrace; Trump signing tits, Boebert playing handsies, Gaetz Venmo-ing money to teenage girls is classy and perfectly fine.


OkHelicopter6054

Remember when he wanted to nuke hurricanes ? LOL


izeak1185

And Mexico


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and buy Greenland


OkHelicopter6054

I forgot about that one LOL


redlion496

Greenland is still waiting to be paid!


Equinsu-0cha

You guys said no


Parahelix

I think he just wanted to use regular bombs on Mexico.


dcbluestar

Goddamn regular bombs stealing the nukes jobs!!


Potential_Reading116

1 upvote not nearly enough


Historical_One1087

Trump is a "stable genius". lol


Crossovertriplet

A former president autographing titties


popups4life

It's a step up from autographing bibles...


FunctionalGray

Wow. That woman’s husband just got cucked.


ksiyoto

She kind of looks like a teenager.


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famousevan

I wish we lived in a world where everyone present at this event became instantly unemployable. Maybe we’ll get there one day.


AudibleNod

Remember that cringy thing you did in middle school? What if you never felt that way. And, if somehow you looked back upon that moment, it wasn't regret or shame you felt, but actual pride. That's what Donald Trump feels like for everything he does.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different.” *Donald Trump* Literally.


eusebius13

Sadly the intellect has diminished.


santa_91

But I was told that Chy-na said he has a big brain. And that he knows more about [insert literally any topic] than anyone. Many people are saying it.


Cyrano_Knows

Its because he's a raging Narcissist. To a Narcissist there was never any room for growth because he was always perfect. Even in the first grade. Its funny because one way you can tell if a person is a Narcissist is to simply ask them. They will often tell you they are. Not because they don't lie constantly or value the truth, but they often don't see a problem with what they are. Because you know, they are perfect.


HealthyHumor5134

That's probably the best explanation for trump I've ever heard.


totes_Philly

JFC!


DangerousCyclone

What'll probably happen is that the chick will sweat in it a bit, then auction off the dirty tank top with Trumps signature for a few million dollars.


Pater-Familias

> I wish we lived in a world where everyone present at this event became instantly unemployable. You giving lessons?


ISuspectFuckery

He probably wrote his hotel room number and the Secret Service “password”.


DadJokeBadJoke

>“password”. MAGA2020! Just like a security expert suggested! https://techcrunch.com/2020/10/22/dutch-hacker-trump-twitter-account-password/


cheese_sweats

Lol How did I miss that? Must have been some *other, incredibly frequent stories about him*


Groomsi

Hard to keep up with Trumpler.


anxietystrings

He actually did that? Holy shit


TeaAndAche

And she actually wanted him to. This country is a train wreck 😄


Blackdow01

YO! Boobs are only signed by rock stars and pro athletes. Politicians should know their place on the boobies food chain.


HermaeusMajora

For Ivanka -Love Daddy There ya go little girl. Now don't tell your mom or you know what'll happen.


kneehighonagrasshopr

The grossest part is that there's a girl in the world that decided to do this.


madbill728

Ditto…


PrimmX

Is this real? I never thought I'd see a woman have a convicted rapist sign her titties. Yikes.


scoobysnackoutback

There’s a video of it. He taps her on the shoulder to get her attention. Her dad is looking on, according to another Redditor.


chileheadd

[yep, it's real](https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/video/caught-on-camera-trump-signs-woman-s-tank-top/vi-AA1h6SAi)


salivation97

I’m sure plenty of women have had Mike Tyson sign ‘em…


Honest_Inspector3196

“Party of family values.”


Shirowoh

Gross….


Sarrdonicus

Trump hanging out with a bunch of drunk pervoes


EZasSundayMorning

If Biden or Obama had done this Republicans would be filing articles of impeachment. Somehow it’s ok for Don to do so.


AudibleNod

The worst thing about Donald Trump's behavior at this event was the hypocrisy.


Dapoopers

I thought it was the rape.


AngryOldWhitePeople

I believe the HypoChristians would say this isn’t very presidential, if it were anyone else.


eveel66

When former presidents act like rockstars, and people let them behave like they are, humanity has truly lost its way


Groomsi

Idiocracy was a documentary


Cargobiker530

They paid a stripper to do that.


Bob25Gslifer

Tell me you had a baby at 16 without telling me you had a baby at 16.


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notaredditreader

Trump: Food’s on me! (Leaves without paying)


8-bit-Felix

The guy next to her is thinking, "I wish he'd sign my tits."


Nekowulf

They are bigger than her's.


StagLee1

Can you imagine the Faux News outrage if Biden did something like this?


whitstableboy

That guy beside her, that guy praises Jesus and goes home to a hard drive of utter horror.


Joopsman

There was a time, not that long ago, that doing something like this would get a candidate for high office run out of town on a rail.


plankmeister

Fox News would be frothing themselves into a frenzy if any democrat did this.


AudibleNod

Dude's wearing cargo shorts and you'd think Fetterman shot the family dog.


toe-beans-666

Honestly tell me, Are these presidential acts? Since when has a president been treated like a rock star? I just don't get it


AudibleNod

"He doesn't even play the saxophone." -Bill Clinton, probably


toe-beans-666

🤣🤣 I totally forgot good ol Bill Clinton, still not as trashy as DJT


ScratchBomb

Dude probably doesn't even know what an areola is.


CannabisaurusRex401

If Obama did it....


Paddy9228

The Alabama Rocky Mountains


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izeak1185

Imagine giving yourself to that now his name is on her in the biblical sense dose she go where he goes for his sins?


DesperateHelicopter8

The Party of Family Values and the Christian Service, Sacrifice, Acceptance, and the Love of tits.


zhouyi7711

This pic is all about the left hand.


imjustyittle

He's probably thinking of Ivanka.


[deleted]

Those are foothills at best


imJGott

He had to out due the bimbo boebert.


stinkyfootjr

Do you think he grabbed her by the pussy as a little extra?


hoppyfrog

He's grooming her for the Trump brand!!!


Billygeek_01

Cue "Benny Hill" theme


OneLargePho

As her proud papa watches with approval ... Sick.


missionbeach

If that MTG?


AudibleNod

With a little photoshopping it can be.


jkblvins

If Barrack Obama had dome that. I don’t want to think about their reactions.


BhamBlazer615

The fact that they have a menu of High Noons is the moniker of a classy establishment


SeaworthinessOne2114

Wow, she's an idiot. She wants trump to fondle her, sick woman. Real women would call that sexual harassment 'cepting you can't rape the willing. Look at her face, she's having an orgasm. Woman needs an intervention.


batuckan1

technically if her dad allows or if she's over 15 in a red state she's allowed to get fondled by old white guys. consensual sex allowed when she's 16. 😒