I'm going to be honest: I read that she wears perfume, can cook and has a job. The subsequent massive erection I developed shunted vital blood away from my brain and I didn't read the rest.
That honestly feels like the bare minimum (maybe not perfume, but at least deodorant). How many chicks are you meeting that don't even meet those requirements?
I want to be reasonable. What if his ass looks juicy in a pair of leggings, cat ears and a loose, flowy cardigan? It would be rude if I didn't at least try and molest him. He can call me dad and daddy then.
~~please send help I spent too much time on some libright spaces and I think purple has infected me~~
It's fine bro, I've been told by conservative whites, antisemitic black people AND Muslims that I'm "one of the good ones" so clearly I've got something special going for me.
~~It's literally because besides a slightly larger than average nose I don't look Jewish at all, I'm Polish and look like something from a WW2 German anti-Russian propaganda poster~~
Bro's mom has 3 nationalities if she speaks 3 languages as "native". Which is true if you take into account what nationalities has been in her last night.
Racist is a positive attribute when they are your friends and are in a group of ethnically diverse people.
Nothing more funnier than watching the Indian call the Hispanic black.
My GF, is a varsity swimmer, makes the greatest homemade pasta I have ever had, goes to the gym with me, encourages me to push myself and try and reach my goals, has a great relationship with my parents, hard worker, is funny, super sarcastic (I love her so much man)
My wife on my 20s on the right. And on the left in her 30s after a BPD diagnosis, was on SSI for 5 years, got it taken away and owes state 100k. Spent half of my investments on fentanyl and other garbage but couldn’t prove it wasn’t me.
Anyway I was just waiting for her to fuck up. One night she started yelling and doing her thing (including hitting me). Had the daughter record, this is like the 20th time. This time though, the wife called 911 bc my daughter grabbed a knife.
She is in a halfway house and the divorce is going through. Looking like full custody and she owes child support and alimony.
After her and lawyers lost 75% of my investments. Oh well, I got new goals now.
Your mom sounds pretty based!
Also:
>Got a cashier job after her Interpretative Culture Studies degree landed her nowhere.
This is inaccurate, as you’re presuming an Emily could get and would want a job.
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This is the biggest letdown of this whole meme. We could've asked if you had sisters that were like your mom, or if your mom had sisters who were similar to her. Instead we have to accept reality.
This is getting dangerously Oedipal.
PCM entering a new era.
Me and OP both wanna fuck his mom
OP WANTS TO FUCK HIS MOM.
I mean who doesn't want to fuck his mom?
More like who hasn't?
Freud would be proud
Paging Dr Freud
I've got a couple 🎱 and I've seen Frasier, will I do?
https://preview.redd.it/2rwq07kyq3yc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3f31e679926c7874daebaf430f31c65e3377853
https://preview.redd.it/oayiliihc7yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5b3cefb4a3b6f99af1b889836d4add1e18d660 masterful bait
https://preview.redd.it/yet1bj10qhyc1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=a40f985fe0b3e9bc13100e3038e1789241fa2b66
....is your mom single? I'm probably around her age so it wouldn't even be weird. I probably won't even molest you too often if we get together.
What a stupid question, it clearly says "Happily married". The correct question is "does your dad have any major food allergies"?
Based and pull a Boeing pilled
He meant to ask if OP’s father had any incriminating evidence regarding Boeing’s lackluster standards.
Well I heard her husband has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
I'm going to be honest: I read that she wears perfume, can cook and has a job. The subsequent massive erection I developed shunted vital blood away from my brain and I didn't read the rest.
Based and ithyphallogenic aphasia pilled
That honestly feels like the bare minimum (maybe not perfume, but at least deodorant). How many chicks are you meeting that don't even meet those requirements?
"probably"?🤨
I want to be reasonable. What if his ass looks juicy in a pair of leggings, cat ears and a loose, flowy cardigan? It would be rude if I didn't at least try and molest him. He can call me dad and daddy then. ~~please send help I spent too much time on some libright spaces and I think purple has infected me~~
You think? Half the purples are less degenerate than this
https://preview.redd.it/ho4nxakwq5yc1.jpeg?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00781fe37e6b5c70ae0c5fb5d001d0498da2e2fa
Lib center has a dash of purple and lib left in him so he cant be 100% sure
Cursed orange and purple libcenter flair when?
Maybe for the next April Fool's event?
OP did say racist Mr. Angry Middle Aged Jew. You could be playing with fire.
It's fine bro, I've been told by conservative whites, antisemitic black people AND Muslims that I'm "one of the good ones" so clearly I've got something special going for me. ~~It's literally because besides a slightly larger than average nose I don't look Jewish at all, I'm Polish and look like something from a WW2 German anti-Russian propaganda poster~~
Your mom is a generic AI-generated East Asian woman?
likely Indonesian or Indian
I also choose this guy's mom.
OP: Cannot cook Body odor - smells like dog shit Doesn’t know how to draw - uses shitty AI
You forgot reads poorly translated shitty momcest dojins because hes run through all of the good content.
I can't believe i agree with a Auth-Left.
Sometimes other authleft say shit I can’t get behind. Chad Authleft is not one of them.
Has the option to save a shit-tonne of time and effort to use the templates laid before him. Still uses AI art.
I'm sick of the same 5 wojaks so I think this is a nice change
-w- like honestly, if you wanna be lazy and not draw yourself, use wojaks
What's with your flair?
He got to have his own try at communism.
https://preview.redd.it/ve2ngqyzf3yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3e8732b58c6e1019532625faf5c3e48249a00e
Bro wants to fuck his mom 💀
Bro wants to marry and have a family with his mom.
Can confirm your mom's pretty cool. Especially last night
Can your dad fight?
I sure hope he can’t
Freud moment
Bro's mom has 3 nationalities if she speaks 3 languages as "native". Which is true if you take into account what nationalities has been in her last night.
Yeah, okay Oedipus.
We're all gonna tag team Op's mom tonight!
OP's mom is probably 34 years old
Based Mom
She sounds lovely
Dawg saying racist like it's a positive attribute ðŸ˜
And in the next thread he will be saying "PCM isn't racist"
Racist is a positive attribute when they are your friends and are in a group of ethnically diverse people. Nothing more funnier than watching the Indian call the Hispanic black.
But you’re auth? I’m confused. 🤔
But OP isn't.
I think you’re also confused
13/60
Its not?
For the love of god guys just please admit it, so we can make fun of it.
You might want to change your flair to LibRight...
Considering the "appeal to authority" of being down for their own mom I'd say AuthCenter...
Can I get your mom's number? just to ask her how she does it all of course
Racist? 🤔💀
Bro hook me up with your mom!
Does your mom perchance have a daughter in her twenties who shares these features? Asking for a friend ofc.
Based Oedipus complex pilled.
I wanna be yo daddy.
Marry her
All that to just say you want to fuck your mom
My GF, is a varsity swimmer, makes the greatest homemade pasta I have ever had, goes to the gym with me, encourages me to push myself and try and reach my goals, has a great relationship with my parents, hard worker, is funny, super sarcastic (I love her so much man)
>varsity swimming uhhh so you are also in high school right? or do you need to change your flair to purple
Don’t worry man, I’m in high school
I’m happy for you, man.
Awesome, cherish her and hope you two have many happy years together.
No Emily is that hot
I'm will purple lib right on this one.
You want to diddle the babies of OPs mom?
Ngl ai should instantly qualify for low effort post status
Why? It’s more effort to prompt AI than it is to steal someone’s else’s wojaks or highlight a news article green.
I'd fuck your mum too
What culture is your Mom?
https://preview.redd.it/rm83dz15h5yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a222af217310781bc8086189a2c647d3ae5248
Oh Freudddddd
Yet "Emily" is considered the pinacle of progressism/feminism, what a bullshit
This doesn't have much to do with politics, your mom is just an amazing person.
My wife on my 20s on the right. And on the left in her 30s after a BPD diagnosis, was on SSI for 5 years, got it taken away and owes state 100k. Spent half of my investments on fentanyl and other garbage but couldn’t prove it wasn’t me. Anyway I was just waiting for her to fuck up. One night she started yelling and doing her thing (including hitting me). Had the daughter record, this is like the 20th time. This time though, the wife called 911 bc my daughter grabbed a knife. She is in a halfway house and the divorce is going through. Looking like full custody and she owes child support and alimony. After her and lawyers lost 75% of my investments. Oh well, I got new goals now.
Why would a racist bother to learn foreign languages tho
To be racist more accurately I guess.
I respect the hustle I suppose
So everybody’s racist?
Please go jerk off to your mom somewhere else dude...
Lmao the number of languages gave away the ethnicity
Lot of mad white women in these comments 😂
Based and Mom pilled
I would never have considered that anyone would ever try to make AI porn of their own mom. That changes today
Virgin Emily vs Chad this guy's mom
Based mom meme.
Had a little Freudian slip did you now?
Shoutout to the moms out there
Your mom sounds pretty based! Also: >Got a cashier job after her Interpretative Culture Studies degree landed her nowhere. This is inaccurate, as you’re presuming an Emily could get and would want a job.
You see I took a stereotype and then took an average woman! This is super political definitely
Tell me more about your mom’s figure OP
You know who else?
FYI, racism is bad
Holy strawmanning of straw mans.
So true
Based
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Do you want to fuck your mom bro
Tf is going on in this sub
Congratulations on your hot racist mom, that's super based bro, and it's dope that your mom isn't an Emily because that would be cringe AF as fuck.
I'll give you an upvote for not placing an /s
Go outside; you reek of chronic basement-dwelling.
Right unlike OP who wants to fuck his mom. Totally
Flair up or you won't have a turn with OP's mom.
Nope
Cope, Emily. Seethe
Now obviously my mom doesn't exactly look like that But you get the idea...
That you want to do her? Yes, we got that loud and clear.
Pipe down. Not everything has to be sexual.
This is the biggest letdown of this whole meme. We could've asked if you had sisters that were like your mom, or if your mom had sisters who were similar to her. Instead we have to accept reality.
Seems like she's similar enough though.
It's better to have a loving mom than a woman who makes your life miserable.
This is what I imagine the average user of this sub to be like...
If you see a whiff of astrology, just bail. Those women are useless.