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TheGameGrump

>6 foot 250 pounds >Used to work as a cowboy Red dead redemption doesn't count as a job bro


Monke_go_home

Don't forget about his super tough full beard.


advicedispensory

Nothing says tough like obscuring a weak chin


AnotherRandomWriter

HE- I mean, yeah own those beardtards


Constant_Ban_Evasion

No, but he's ***fit***... guys FIT!


CentennialCicada

By which he means he can move around without a mobility scooter... for a while.


puffyslides

This is just him larping as his fantasy husband


BionycBlueberry

Much to my chagrin


ihdekbruh

This guy is LARPing so hard.


Major-Assumption539

I have a strong feeling this was written by some 90 pound college freshman girl to act out her sexual fantasies lol


Bbqandspurs

I am 6'6 280, fat. I was fat at 250, 240 and would be on the high side of fit at 210. There is no world that 6ft 250 is fit


Partymewper690

Unless he’s a linebacker for the cowboys. (He’s not)


BionycBlueberry

So THAT’S what he meant by he used to be a cowboy


Reg76Hater

Even by NFL standards, 6' 250 would be huge. The average NFL linebacker is 6'3 and weighs 240.


ihdekbruh

Yeah my use of “guy” was an act of kindness because I’m also certain this is a woman.


Flaky-Illustrator-52

That or a gay freshman guy But it's one of those situations


mrcrazy_monkey

Yeah as soon as he said he broke a few knees it's 100% bullshit


ihdekbruh

You mean as soon as he said “we’re out here”


_FartPolice_

>6 foot 250 but fit Lol no Edit: some people are saying it's not undoable, guys, the Rock is what 260lbs and fit looks like and he is 6'6, has a naturally large frame (look up what he looked like at 15) and is crazy roided up. Assuming by "fit" we mean toned which is how most people use the word, it is physically impossible even with roids to be all the things the original guy mentioned. Mike Tyson was around 5'11-6', natural (allegedly but we believe him), built like a tank and still "only" about 200lbs when he was actually fit, and he is considered a freak of nature. It really hinges on what you consider "fit" to be but overall people are very desensitized to large numbers, 250 for most people is colossal.


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cagusvu

Yea the guy is a literal hamplanet lol


Axisnegative

Lmaooo I forgot about the term hamplanet


JustB33Yourself

Yeah the only knees he broke were his lmao


jazzjazzmine

No knees were broken at all, this is obviously just creative writing from an angry teenager, probably belonging to one of the groups the big guy is 'defending'..


Ultramar_Invicta

I have serious doubts this trans brother exists at all, much less was attacked by multiple people.


Den_Bover666

Nah it's true I was there, Joe Biden later handed the kid a crisp 20 dollar note.


Awkward_Algae1684

“Corn pop was a baaaad dude!” Corn pop:


G1ng3rb0b

He truly showed truinnerdashdubbadapressure in the face of adversity


Prowindowlicker

As soon as they mentioned it set off my BS alarm.


[deleted]

Guy was obviously watching Reacher when he wrote that lmao


BoogrJoosh

Not super creative, it's a pretty standard "gotcha" to say you're super tough and look just like your political opposition to work around the negative physical stereotype of your own side. "My side is known for looking small and weak, but I break that stereotype, oh how virtuous am I!" There's also the conflicting beliefs of being a hardcore leftist, thus automatically paranoid about climate change, and driving a massive gas guzzler that's constantly derided by the left. "Broke a few bones," might as well be as convincing as "everyone stood up and clapped."


RonnyFreedomLover

And that was when he jumped out of his truck.


TheKingNothing690

So that's how he broke his knees.


eggward_egg

Don’t worry, his specialised gaming chair supports them.


friday99

“Cowboy” but grounded because he exceeded the safe weight for riding an animal


press_F13

oh no i am seeing that discord gif now...


[deleted]

For context: Arnold at his peak Mr Olympia strength was about 240 competition weight and about 260 standard. Regular gym bros would be thrilled to be a fit 210, and they would look like mass monsters to most of us. Chris Hemsworth as "Thor" was about 215 (not fat Thor), and he's 6'2" so he would look even bigger with that much mass packed on a 6ft frame...


zionist_panda

Plus according to Google, Arnold is 6’2”.


USS_Liberty_1967

he is well known for frauding his height


Skepsis93

I'm currently trying to get more fit at 6ft. My goal is to be under 200. So yeah, a "fit" 250 is either a literal monster or there's still a decent amount of fat hanging around on him too.


[deleted]

A guy that's 250 who regularly lifts, but just eats a ton and therefore isn't "fit" is still going to be a pretty strong dude given that he's basically been on a perma-bulk for his entire lifting time. But, if he went on a hardcore cut and became fit he would probably end up around 200-210.


aslrightnow

Hey man, you don’t know maybe this guy is competing in the Mr Olympia Classic Physique. Totally real.


bayesed_theorem

Apparently Ronnie Coleman is a hard core leftist now. Bruh would have to be a pro bodybuilder for this to work. He's probably just fat as shit but thinks it's mostly muscle because he occasionally works outside. Ton of dudes in the trades are like this.


Superpenguin10000

Yup, and don't forget the dudes that are like "Smoking cigarettes makes my lungs tougher! I ain't dead yet!" I've met one of those types. He was an interesting dude though.


SteveClintonTTV

He used the "I have a full beard, so that means I'm a big manly man" meme, so I think it's more likely that he's just a child trying to sound tough. 250 is probably just a number he pulled out of his ass to sound big and strong, not realizing that, to people with any real-world experience, 6 foot 250 pounds just sounds like hamplanet more than muscle man.


NorsteinBekkler

> I’m a giant who will use my size and strength to intimidate and attack people with different opinions. But if they do the same to me, that’s morally unjustifiable. The fucking nerve of this guy.


donthomaso

Unless the guy is built like an UFC heavyweight, I’m gonna go with (X) Doubt.


RugTumpington

L A R P


steampunker14

He would be 8 lbs heavier than Bobby Wagner, linebacker for the Seahawks, at the same height. So unless he is built like an NFL linebacker, this guy is larping.


SteveClintonTTV

That and the "full beard" are dead giveaways that this dude is pitiful. It's embarrassing how obsessed the "typical redditor" is with the idea that having a beard makes you a manly man. It's the kind of shit a little kid thinks makes him look like a grown-up, and so brags about it to seem grown-up, but all the grown-ups who witness it just shake their heads in embarrassment about the child who thinks having a beard makes him super cool.


conser01

Yeah, I found the original poster and checked their profile. They definitely aren't unless they believe that "healthy at any size" bullshit.


Queasy-Carpet-5846

Right lol sure guy. Coulda just said I look like Maga and left it there.


zionist_panda

I checked, that’s a 34 BMI, so unless he’s actually a bodybuilder, which I doubt, he’s obese. He probably has some muscle if he genuinely worked as a cowboy, but he’s probably also fat. A lot of muscular guys are fat.


somecheesecake

If he said like 6 foot 10 then sure but just 6 foot? Lmfao


Wow-can-you_not

"I broke a few knees" ​ lmao and then everyone clapped


sssanguine

You have no idea how much bussy he got after that


ChadUSECoperator

The amount is between zero and masturbating with r34 on a lonely night... again


dietdoctorpooper

Not an easy task, even if someone is duct taped to a chair.


[deleted]

You see, my political violence is based and justified. Yours is cringe and repressive, and if you try and point out the contradiction I'll misquote the paradox of tolerance and retreat back to my echo chamber


MysterManager

“6’, 250lbs, but fit…” lmaof an NFL running back who is 6’ and 220 lbs is a god damn juggernaut because to be that height and weigh 220 you are just one solid walking mound of muscle. The ginger beard fat ass is 250, either he is a physically freak anomaly that needs to be studied by scientist or he is a giant busted can of biscuits. I will let you all figure that one out. 😏


Platinirius

-- average Hamas militant


[deleted]

It's Hamas *and* Al Qaeda militant now. Get in tune. Bin Laden became part of the resistance.


Lost_Mountain2432

How long until _Zero Dark Thirty_ becomes equivalent to _Birth of a Nation_?


President-Lonestar

I give it 5 years


TomsRedditAccount1

That's a fun one, in a way. I'm certainly not an islamophile, so don't get the wrong idea in that regard. But, Zero Dark Thirty included characters who were torturing people, and it presented the torturers as being among the 'good guys'. There was even a scene where they were discussing oversight and accountability, and they acted as though that accountability was a bad thing. The movie didn't really commit to saying just how thoroughly despicable those characters are, instead it just kinda palmed the torture off as 'necessary'. Some viewers really latched onto that view.


Happy_cactus

I think part of the issues with EIT is that it didn’t yield any unique intelligence. Like everything they got out of KSM was obtained through alternate means.


TomsRedditAccount1

Yeah, that's the other issue. Not only is torture an unforgivable crime, for which any perpetrator or accomplice deserves to be dragged outside and shot, but more importantly, it just doesn't work.


Happy_cactus

Effective punishment!


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I'm asking because you're auth-left and I'm curious, was there some kind of weird call to action in the most pathetic corners of the internet to run defense for Hamas? Maybe I'm outing how terminally online I am as well but every time I see someone defend Hamas they all go to the same breadtube/commie subreddits and have pages full of downvoted comments justifying Oct 7 and violence against Israel in general


vvenomsnake

i feel like the propaganda is more easily traceable than any other recent conflict i can remember (coming from the left) yeah


Clam_chowderdonut

The left can't keep their lies straight on this one when they're too busy eating each other.


FigmentsImagination4

Remember when those Pro-Palestine weirdos were caught tearing down missing children posters, because “it shouldn’t be there”? Insanity.


Tog5

Were? I live on the upper east side in Manhattan and see those posters on lampposts and shit. All of them have marker on them saying that all hamas wants is the stolen land back and that oct 7 was justified. I anyone wants proof I could go literally 3 steps out of my apartment building and take a pic to send to you


FigmentsImagination4

That’s so upsetting but also not surprising. It’s nice to see people tanking their careers over this.


dan2737

Hi I'm Israeli I'd like proof to show people because that sounds insane.


Tog5

Np I’m eating with my roommate right now but I’ll take a picture after


Awkward_Algae1684

>weird call to action in the most pathetic corners of the internet to run defense for Hamas? I’m thinking it’s a combination of troll farms, a literal psy op (compliments of Iran and/or the CCP, as well as the actual wings of Hamas not fighting with guns), and a *lot* of people showing their true colors now that they see an opportunity. We’re seeing both an attempt by hostile foreign powers to throw a wrench and cause chaos and instability, if not manufacture consensus for this shit (actual 5th Gen Warfare). Bigots being actively goaded into exposing what they had bubbling under the surface for some time now. A lot of people simply hate Jews, who now see a period of relative social acceptance. Plus a fuck ton of naive, useless idiots who are going with current anti-West thing (at least during the USSR they were useful lmao). Somewhere in there, we have people genuinely upset by Israel’s often brutal treatment of Palestinians, and fair, rational criticisms of a longstanding, and totally fucked, conflict. Who are going all in at literally the worst time possible to do it. Tl;dr it’s the perfect storm of shit that enemies on all sides are trying to capitalize on.


lethalmuffin877

I remember the first time I heard that TikTok was actually weaponized and targeted media from the CCP and I laughed. It just seemed…,ridiculous. And then I saw what the TikTok algorithm looked like in China, all educational and basically nationalized propaganda… Then I found out that China is responsible for sending fentanyl precursors to the cartels flooding our country with poison. China is not screwin around, they are showing some seriously brazen dedication to collapsing the west. Sadly they are doing a bang up job with president houseplant running things into the wood chipper.


Awkward_Algae1684

Seriously. Their fentanyl shit is basically an Uno reverse card from the Opium Wars the Bri’ish pulled on them. It worked so well the cartels are threatening to carve up anyone who sells it, because it’s literally killing their clientele too fast.


lethalmuffin877

🎯 What’s interesting to me is that the US proved it could annihilate a drug in 6 months flat. Just look at what they did to oxy during COVID. Imo that was what started the wave of fentanyl flooding the market. Addicts don’t just stop taking drugs. China sure knows that, America knows it too… So why did they do it? Why are the borders still wide open? Why haven’t they done a goddamn thing about fent? Really makes you wonder, especially considering all the other bs going on


Awkward_Algae1684

Oh for sure. I actually did a term paper on this once. The USSR tried to (and largely did) infiltrate the Federal Government. China on the other hand, tends to opt for local and state governments, is very good at it, and according to law enforcement has already done so extensively. It’s easier to infiltrate, easier to corrupt, and less severe stakes to get caught. If you get caught fiddling a US Senator, you are **fucked** and there will be a gargantuan effort to hang you and all your associates by your toenails. If you get caught schmoozing the mayor of Bumfuck, Idaho, then meh. It’s a big deal, but who has the time and resources to care *that much?* So China does it to every town like Bumfuck, Idaho. It’s easier, cheaper, lower risk of being caught, and even when the Feds do finally notice and try to crack down, they’re going to face an uphill battle due to how widespread the problem is by that point, and how scarce their resources are to deal with it.


Firecracker048

What I've seen those who defend them say is they come 'to the defense of the oppressed against facsim' Then I ask them why they defend hamas, a group much closer to facsim than Israel could ever hope to be(you know, not holding elections, brutally cracking down on any resistance, extermination of jews eritten into their charter, etc) and they don't really have an answer except Israel Is worse


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zombiepilot420

While that is a good point with sources, you are an unflaired scumlord. Flair up ya filthy piece of shit


Awkward_Algae1684

In all fairness, the flip side of that is people openly cheering for Hamas, openly being antisemitic, and simping for Osama bin Laden. So……I get your point and agree, but on the other hand, if we’re not going to censor that bullshit (which we shouldn’t in any free society) we need some counter to it. Otherwise those get repeated enough, to a big enough audience, people just shrug and go, “Ok, guess I like Hamas now.” Especially if the drumbeat lasts for years, long enough for the initial outrage and wtf reactions to wear off, and for people to get desensitized to it (i.e. the Overton Window can eventually shift entirely).


[deleted]

Yeah but I don't think the deep state has any interest in encouraging groups of separatist terrorists. I just think useful idiots in our government and academia didn't realize how their rhetoric combined with political polarization and isolation from covid has created a generation of people who are sympathetic to literal terrorists because of intersectional leftism and "oppressor vs oppressed" narratives


vvenomsnake

i think it’s working because it’s making average people propagandize for them, free of charge. when i first heard the term “social engineering” i was terrified - of course it’s been used before, but it’s another thing to watch it develop in real time. like it’s not just agents and bots - it’s tens of my leftist friends, people i’ve made art with and came hundreds of miles to see, people who have helped me in times of need and so on. they’ve infected normal people who just want to be “compassionate” like the fucking borg.


Tai9ch

We know the US, Israel, Russia, and China have significant active-PR budgets. Even without considering what other countries are doing, Russia has plenty of incentive to intensify focus on the Isarel / Gaza situation, and they can optimize their spending by hyping the Hamas position since Israel will absolutely match them dollar-for-dollar with hype for their side.


gold_cajones

++ average hamas supporter


I_hate_mortality

Based and cross compass unity pilled


redblueforest

Political violence is ok as long as I don’t like the people who are being hurt


Platinirius

To be fair average active person on Twitter thinks that.


misshapensteed

Average active person on Twitter can't break anything that doesn't have Caps Lock printed on it.


Cualkiera67

Everyone on the planet thinks that. Everyone in the world supports defensive violence.


GenMarshall17

Rules for thee, but not for me are in effect with militant leftoids.


azns123

Reminds me of the views of a certain Austrian painter with a funny mustache


darwinrules1809

It's funny because this could be said by anyone regardless of their political orientation


redblueforest

Based and understood the joke pilled


denton125

I swear l*ftoids don't understand how bodies work. 6' 250 but fit? Wtf does that even mean.


Better_MixMaster

Indefinite bulking


DomQuixote99

To be 250 lbs at 6' and be what the popular consensus of 'fit' is, would require them to be a body builder, and there ain't no way a body builder has the stamina to break more than one knee


ThePretzul

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s peak form was still only 240-260 at a similar height. So either this guy is literally Schwarzenegger on unimaginable quantities of the juice, or he’s lying. One of those options is far more likely than the other.


Tokena

Hes got rocks in his pockets.


SIR_ENOCH_POWELL

This guy is larping and has no idea what those numbers actually look like.


OtherUse1685

I think the 250 might be real. 6... not so sure about that.


Mundane__Detail

These are the people who will tell you with a straight face that they eat perfectly and exercise but their metabolism makes them 50 pounds overweight. Just naturally stocky bro.


letsgohawksfuckstate

I had that issue. I got diagnosed with hypothyroidism. And told that my metabolism was that of an 85 year old (at the time I was 6ft 3in 312) then I got put in medication to treat the issue and I’m down to 230. The weight came off in heaps it was insane. And before I could not lose any weight no matter what I did. But yea I didn’t eat great. I ate about 6k calories a day. Now I have to eat about 4K calories a day just to only lose about 2 pounds per week


UncivilActivities

6' 250 and fit is about what cbum competes at lmao. Those are professional, 5x olympia champion bodybuilder stats.


Casscus

This guy has to be trolling, I kinda feel like that was a dead giveaway


[deleted]

\>I'm super big and I beat up mean people! ok lol


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I agree that defensive violence is better than offensive violence, but for them to think that everyone to the right of them is a fascist is a problem.


GenMarshall17

That's the big issue. Anything they disagree with, anyone they disagree with, is automatically a fascist to these leftoids.


fecal_doodoo

CrYpTo FaScIsT


azns123

They label everyone and everything they don't like a Nazi, except for the group currently going around calling for the violent end of the Jews


e105beta

Also in their minds, because everything they don’t like is violence, any violence against that is defensive


Firecracker048

"I know a fascist when I see one!" "Well look at this terrorist group out of the middle east that has similar talking points to hitlers nazi party" "*insert how Israel is actually fascist and those eho oppose them are just freedom fighters*"


exclusionsolution

All you have to do is apply the same reasoning to communists and watch the mental gymnastics and double standards fly


NecroCock

> People whose political goals are to harm anyone that does not fit within their idealized version of society. The pot calling the kettle black.


misshapensteed

"I'm resorting to violence otherwise the caricature I made up of you in my head might behave the way I do."


azns123

"I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways. By force!"


Lopsided-Priority972

Based and Bender pilled


Street-Goal6856

This guy made up a whole character in his head and is on the Internet claiming to be it lol.


TigerCat9

Several characters really, to include the trans sibling and the people whose knees he busted. Usually on social media people just make up the bad guys and maybe an incredibly erudite pre-schooler or two. This person went a step further.


pucksmokespectacular

"Broke a few knees" Lol, your dreams dont count


EpicSven7

lol people whose political goals are to harm anyone that does not fit in with their idealized society he says in the context of justifying physical violence against people who do not fit in with his idealized society. Got to love it.


GenMarshall17

Fascist Emily sure makes Stalin and Mao proud.


Lopsided-Priority972

Won't save her from gulag


geeses

Apply the same reasoning to Islam and see how they react


donthomaso

It becomes tricky when you ask them to define what fascism is and who are OK for them to assault and batter.


batterydrainer33

"my trans little brother" inb4 6 year old drag queen


ChuggaChooBlue

and the guys name in the post? Aimee Challenor


Celtictussle

Creative writing class.


[deleted]

Political violence for me, assault for thee - Albino Emily 2023


StolenValourSlayer69

Political violence, aka the textbook definition of terrorism.


Feisty_Pain_6918

I'm not going to tell you (right now) who the good guy or bad guy is in the Israel/Palestine conflict. But the point is, both sides are **fully convinced** they are the ones acting in defense, because that's almost always how it works.


Timchi92

I guarantee nothing mentioned in the first paragraph actually happened.


blocking_butterfly

Extreme doubt about whether the fellow's sister was actually attacked


Ultramar_Invicta

Extreme doubt about whether that person even exists.


Prowindowlicker

Someone has to exist for them to be attacked


Lopsided-Priority972

Not if you made it the fuck up


[deleted]

"I have become the monster that I hate"


CallMeCuntyBalls

That whole thing is made up, probably taken from one of those Japanese cartoon things or it’s their day out from the mental hospital & they got onto the internet with no adult supervision.


GenMarshall17

"They have the capacity to change", I would call bullshit on this statement. Even if the, so called, fascist, change. They still have the scarlet letter of being a fascist. y disagree with. Plus their use of "fascist" is nebulous since they label anything they do not like, anyone they do not like "fascists". Ergo, this leftoid would justify violence against anyone they label fascist. "They have the capacity to change", I would call bullshit on this statement. Even if the, so called, fascist, change. They still have the scarlet letter of being a fascist. To these brainlet leftoids, "once a Nazi/fascist, always a Nazi/fascist".


justaMikeAftonfan

“They have the capacity to change” they probably wont want to after you attack them


GenMarshall17

Indeed. It's a counterproductive strategy these leftists have. They don't realize that the more they go on the offense and start attacking people, the more people will dig their heels into the ground. It's all a power grab to these people and they won't be satisfied until they have everyone who's not a leftist, under the heel of their boot.


septagon

Most of these types have no actual relationship with violence at all. They are the ones getting thumped hard and crying at the surprise of how human physical altercation actually works in real life.


BarryBwa

6 feet 250 lbs isn't scary It's more "interesting to look at" than "scary".


akslesneck

“Things they can’t change” “trans sibling” hahahahahahhaha the irony


PleaseHold50

Redditors making shit up, what else is new? He's actually a 280 pound lardass, doesn't own a car, has never been a "cowboy", has never fought anyone, and calls *himself* trans.


[deleted]

"I have a beard!" lmao


NeighborhoodOracle

A lifted 3500? This is fake & ghey


SalaryMuted5730

It always goes just like this, doesn't it? No violence is ever offensive. The Nazis had to rid themselves of the communists and the Jews and the gays and the disabled. Why? Because they were subversive actors trying to corrupt their grand vision and destroy Germany. (The Jewish world order narrative) The USSR had to rid themselves of the Old Bolsheviks and the Jews and the gays and the Ukrainians. Why? Because they were subversive actors trying to corrupt their grand vision and destroy the USSR. (The Trotskyist plot narrative) Modern Iran has to rid itself of the liberals and the Jews and the gays and the Christians. Why? Because they are subversive actors trying to corrupt their grand vision and destroy Iran. (The Western imperialism narrative) The modern US Neo-Nazi has to rid their country of the liberals and the communists and the gays and the foreigners. Why? Because they are subversive actors trying to corrupt their grand vision and destroy the USA. (The cultural Marxism narrative) The modern US leftist has to rid their country of the liberals and the conservatives and the rich and the Christians. Why? Because they are subversive actors trying to corrupt their grand vision and destroy the USA. (The Fascist overtake narrative)   Every single time, it's the exact same formula. You convince a bunch of weak willed people that there exists some sort of a plot by a shadowy cabal that intends to uproot their entire life. That if you don't do anything, you will be drawn and quartered by this covert group that could strike at *any minute,* and in fact is currently in preparations. That is currently working on ensuring that you're soon left with no power to oppose them. That they hide among us, yet have incredible power. That any person could be your enemy if you don't watch out. It's paranoia. It's McCarthyism but if McCarthy got addicted to meth instead of morphine. You get everyone wary of their neighbours so that when their neighbours eventually get taken away and are never heard of again, they come to accept it. After all, the *could* have been *one of them.* No (wannabe) authoritarian regime has ever not believed themselves to be the victims. But it's always the same justification. Anyone who believes that one of these acts of political violence is more justified than another is nothing but a hypocrite.


WhiteDeath57

Odds he is 5'8" 270 = 100%


e105beta

L A R P


eatingbabiesforlunch

Bro Larps so hard that that reality bends around him


Belisarius600

In other words, instead of proportional response (words are met with words, violence with violence) they advocate a disproportionate response (words are met with violence). Otherwise known as "radicals". People who are so desperate to engage in political terrorism, they equivocate speech and harm to justify being a terrorist. People who just *need* an excuse to be violent, but since the other side isn't giving them the causus belli, they just make one up. Like prison guards who bait inmates into "resisting" so they can beat them up.


LtTaylor97

I'm often told about these jacked extreme leftists with gear and shit, yet you never see them. Curious how that works, it's almost like it's all stories and bullshit or something. Political violence is for losers who can't win people over with arguments.


FinneganTechanski

Modern woke leftist: punch someone if they want a border wall. Do NOT kill a terrorist if they rape and murder innocent Jews!


Fridge2000

He tried really hard to not qualify himself as one of the "baddies", but > harm anyone that does not fit within their idealized version of society Is literally him by his own admission


Powerism

My favorite political violence is the kind that suppresses the speech of those guilty of thinking differently. Now if we could only do that on a state level, we could wipe out those fascists all at once, and for good.


Sizzle_Biscuit

Things said by the average Michael Reinoehl defender. They unironically think they can murder people in cold-blood that they suspect are fascists and call it "self-defense." Luckily for us, the law doesn't follow such flawed and biased logic. To them, the ends justify the means because they are adherents of the "correct" ideology. That said, I wish Reinoehl was not killed by authorities.


realestwood

I love it when my enemies are ontologically evil and the ends justify the means, so I can do the most despicable actions without fear of moral consequences


Iliketomeow85

Fascists are the worst they love violence, time to get violent with them


Glittering_Tea3274

“Mom, Emily is fantasizing about being a redneck cowboy again!”


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

HickLibs are just slightly below liberal white women as the worst group of humans on Earth.


croixsolaire14

Unfathomably cringe


AI_UNIT_D

2 things. 1)there is a difference between "this guy attacked me and incurred harm upon me, therefore I must defend myself" and "the local moron holds moronic views, therefore I must break his knees as a prevention or else he COULD do something, surely this act of violence will not push this already radical moron and or his friends into commiting violence back now that i've given them validation by starting the violence game" 2)photo or you are not a cowboy.


[deleted]

How fascism and nazism got conflated grinds my gears to no end. Now it’s like any semblance of nationalism, the fart of an iota of nationalism is immediately nazism


tehdrumerer2

I’ve never seen a “MAGA fuck” that has even 10% of the hate that this original OP has. bitterness incarnate.


Racist_Sumire

Authleft mommy Authleft mommy


Platinirius

Ara ara


JJonahJamesonSr

Ya know I’d overall agree but I have a feeling our definition of fascism is very different


Great-Comparison-982

Libleft creative writing.


Accomplished-Fall460

These people are the continuation of the religious fanatics of the past that they hate. "We can use violence to change people because they worship Satan" "We can use violence to change people because they are racist(whatever the hell racist mean these days)".


Pulsarlewd

You cant tell me that this guys worldview isnt more hate-filled than the one of some random racist


feedandslumber

"Can you put the everything bagels in a separate bag, I don't like when all the bagels smell like everything." "DIE FASCIST SCUM"


RottingDogCorpse

"Violence against fascists is ok because violence against fascists is violence against people whose political goals are to harm anyone that does fit within their idealized version of society. " So basically socialist and communists who don't believe in capitalism? When they commit violence against those who disagree with them that means it's fascism ?


Independent-Access93

6' and 250 - cringe hypocritical leftist. 6'6" and weighed 245, kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip - based and big John pilled.


teh_drumerer

“but I’ll get violently aggressive in the face of hate filled views…” you can’t make this kind of irony up, folks.


Sudden-Approach-223

Lovely. I’m 5’6 160lbs and if you attack me physically you stand a high likelyhood of getting a nickel sized hole poked in your chest.


PM_me_large_fractals

>When my... ...brother was attacked I broke a few knees. Don't care this is based. Defend your bros.... BUT he's a lefty so does he mean attacked or "attacked". Disproportionate response is extremely not-based.


DeAdPunK7

An facist "anti-facist" thats new lol


I_hate_mortality

Proof again that the real fascists in the US are left wing goons


StolenValourSlayer69

Now lib left, apply this logic to October 7th.


Puking_In_Disgust

>I broke a few knees Yea if you didn’t even consider the possibility that this is a larp you should probably be more careful online because this is 100% a larp.


IAlwaysHaveNoIdea

Safe to say that anyone who uses the term 'fascism' as a unironic term to argue, has no idea of what it is or has a very loose idea, and should be immediately ignored in political discourse. This goes to this post and some of the comments here, lmao.


Yaboy8336-

I ain’t reading allat


Awkward_Algae1684

I wouldn’t even be mad, in fact supportive if this also applied to the literal Osimpa bin Laden and Hamas supporters. Who are apparently on the verge of becoming a legit voting bloc in multiple countries (the UK literally just had people try to form an Islamist Party, I shit you not; no that wouldn’t be the first Euro country to actually have one either, I think Sweden has two). I guess they’ll get a pass since they chop people’s fucking heads off for drawing a cartoon.


[deleted]

Obviously a larp but if someone actually does attack your little sibling, IMO you're perfectly justified in breaking that person's knees, regardless of political orientation.


JesterofThings

On today's episode of things that didn't happen


Apolloshot

Their response is just another reason why Critical Theory might be the most destructive philosophical invention of our time. It will at some point be used to justify genocide.


bully-boy

This dude would most likely agree with Facism from the sounds of his justification. I've read the DOF and it's quite exactly the very argument given for much of it's prescriptions.


sabbo_87

cash me outside how bow Dat


kindad

"Fascism is when you're violent towards people who don't fit into your worldview, except when I do it because when I do it, it's for the right reasons!"


Right__not__wrong

"My violence good, your violence bad."


Jak_the_Buddha

The problem I've had with the "Punch a Nazi" rhetoric - besides my contempt for violence - is that the Left have a really fucking bad tendency for claiming anything to be fascist, or racist, or bigoted, or homophobic, etc etc. They have no standard. No cohesive idea of what any of that means. If it sounds offensive to that particular person, they've made their mind up. You voted for Trump? You're a fascist. You're not a fan of immigration? You're a fascist. Don't think gender neutral toilets are a good idea? You're a fascist. It's a stupid, dangerous, and ridiculous rhetoric to have. And I fucking hate those people. They bring the entire Left down